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Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence
2:51 AM · May 23, 2026
the Gilligan's Island throwback might be my favorite
Rubio is the new Kushner.
Except he won’t be picking up $2 billion in ‘commission’.
Please tell me this means Putin is losing his DNI asset.
I guess she & her family are moving to Moscow now & then Jared will be DNI.
Jared has something Don Jr. doesn't. $4B in Saudi money.
Oh gowd, my eyes! 😂🤣
Just use these despicable idiots & block the Straight of Hormuz!
🤣😂! Good one, Angry! Not like Gabby hasn't been doing her job.
Another position adding to his already existing position, bcuz all of PEDOfuhrer's unqualified pricks are useful idiots. 🤷🤣
I hope he doesn't pick Julian Assange to replace her. 🙄
"following established protocols and standards, the imminent appointment of Loren Boebert will be announced later today"
Had to look twice cos I honestly thought that was just Tulsi Gabbard on a bad day.
I love the way his pictures have been Photoshopped. The one with the oversized men's briefs was the best.
I want the picture to go down a little further to see him in oversized high heels that don't fit him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯. I guess he beat out Kristi “ Chicken legged Ho” Noem husband….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marco is likely one of the most qualified in Trump's cadre of minions. It's too bad he sold himself. If he had stood by his oath to the Constitution and just waited, I think he could have made it all the way to the top. Now he's just a waste.
Didn't realize how much I needed the full bodied laugh...til this ..thank you.
Hehehe...hehehe...hehehe...
Marco has become the definition of dead inside 😆
How many more Scaramucci's was it from Knom's exit?
Can I say something without everyone getting mad...?
Do I have to wear the wig too boss?
Lil Marco is never going to live down this meme-ifaction of him.
Good
Seriously no change I thought it was Tulsi without makeup
GIF
Rubio is becoming a regular Ryan Seacrest and/or Kelly Rippa. The 2 of them are everywhere. He sold his soul, good for him.
Forced Jack of all trades, master of none . Liar of all
Why not give ol Marco a third job. Considering he’s appointed already to two of the most time-demanding 100hr/week jobs already and he’s doing such a great job (🫢), he’d be a great DNI too. While we are at the incompetency range, I’d further suggest Governor of Cuba. 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most excellently hideous.
OMB (Oh My Buddha) ... he could pull it off
The shoes don't go with the pantsuit.
Does that mean he get 3 votes on the 25th amendment vote?
poor guy, lol, I will never get tired of this posture for meme greatness
Let know. These memes are her favorite pastime. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't want to think about force-femming Marco Rubio, even though she is remarkably pretty
The guy is going to end up in charge of every cabinet job by the end of this dystopian era and then hopefully vanish into ignomy.
Damn, he might be dating Lindsey Graham…
This is an upgrade for him honestly. The big ears aren’t visible
The Marco memes are hilarious 🤣. The dog is staring at me rolling in laughter and just about to pee my pants.🤪🤣😅
Tough one Marco. Or is it Tulsi 2? We all know how that administration thinks about people who express themselves via a social construct that may be contrary to their biological sex. 😁
I thought this was George Santos,
(or whatever his real name is),
for a second.
I want to do a similar photo with other characters. Can someone suggest an app, website please?
As a sports better, how do you think this is going to affect his performance as the Commanders OC?
This image is a giant mind fuck. Holy Tulsi Rubio
They only have one competant person. Rubio playing clean up behind him.
I think Trump will be making Rubio the president of Cuba when they invade and conquer it.
The Director of National Intelligence in this administration has got to be the easiest job on earth.
