Evil Paladin: Wow, what a cool cleaver!
Female Knight: Thank you, I specifically ordered this cleaver.
Evil Paladin: yes... But why do you have so many exposed areas of skin that are easy to hit?
Female knight: I had to take them off so they could make me this cleaver. I don’t know why they made the lower part of the armor, but I’m glad that now I can chop up my enemies like cabbage!
Evil Paladin: wow
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Evil Paladin: Should I treat it any differently?
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