Ryan Badger

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Ryan Badger

@ryanseanbadger

Maker since 2009.

@seedcamp

alumni. Sold ufile.io now building

@shoprocket

. Also storage.to, imgpile.com, and a chicken wing chain in Bali wingsbali.com

Bali, Indonesiashoprocket.io

Joined September 2020

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Ryan Badger

@ryanseanbadger

Nov 30, 2023

Me, spending 10 years to build a complete Shopify alternative that can be embedded into any website/app in seconds, with faster load times and fewer steps to checkout. Users: "$9/mo is too expensive" People building apps on top of Shopify that literally just let you change the

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Things in space usually have very predictable paths. Weather patterns are chaos.

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Unfortunately men need actual jobs to make money. They can’t just post pictures online with a cash app link.

How did Apple drop the ball so badly? Nothing works properly anymore.

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These are the same people that made calculators spell “BOOBS” in school and thought they’d achieved something. This is what those kids do now.

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It’s the dog I’m most upset about

This is your reminder that you can buy a Hetzner server, with 40TB of storage, 32GB of RAM, and *unlimited* bandwidth for €46.

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This is a bizarre take. You’re basically saying “life in India is better because there are so many poor people to do things for me” The US was like that once, we tend to all agree it’s better without the slavery.

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The words of a small, poor, jealous man.

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*A single pub exists for dog owners to relax without kids pulling their dogs tails* You:

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“Not an issue” “About 15 trucks had an issue”

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She still has to pay child support though right?

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America is the greatest British comedy ever made.

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I preferred her other video "just stop doing crime", not sure if the criminals have seen it yet though.

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Thus proving my point? Nobody is paying to see me are they.

All I’m hearing is you made $400 for a picture.

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So you’re saying only things made in Britain can be British?

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We’re going to need season 7 of the crown

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Ironically, that’s a fan giving a common gift in Asia, you posting this is the racist bit.

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Pretty sure Apple were the ones selling devices with proprietary ports and cables sold separately…

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The planes were the pieces he lost

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It was over for the UK when they decided that patriotism was racism.

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Wait until she tries flying.

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Pretty sure this is true though? Appliances were made to a much higher standard. Then we moved towards “cheap” manufacturing and components. We live in a disposable age. There’s a lightbulb in a fire station in California that’s been on, 24/7, for 123 years.

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Also Musk publicly telling us he can use community notes as a honey pot trap 🤦‍♂️

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Scientist: “do you remember anything?” Snail: Scientist: “my god what have we done”

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3000 BCE: I'm hungry 1000: I'm hungry 1200: I'm hungry 1400: I'm hungry 1600: I'm hungry 1800: I'm hungry 2000: I'm kinda full 2020: I have diabetes

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They did the meme… “Eggs are not getting more expensive” “Eggs are more expensive in some places” “Here’s why expensive eggs are a good thing…”

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We need a 3rd olympics for the general public. Invitations are sent out to households at random and those selected have to compete. It would be the greatest sporting event of our generation.

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Christ we’ve entered the stage of the cycle where companies start just slapping the letters “AI” on any old shit. These are skates and unless they have 5G I find it highly unlikely they have AI…

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I went to Japan expecting to basically land in the future and it honestly looked like they built their vision of the future in the 80s, then said “fuck it, that’ll do”

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“So…not the FIRST?”

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“A hidden doooOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!”

“Hey fridge, how many eggs do I have left?” … … … … “Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that”

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He wasn’t rude, he articulated the situation perfectly, he was not armed, there was no crime, so he did not need to present ID.

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“Have you been punished for terrorism? Call now!”

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Customer signs up via

@stripe

, passes all fraud checks, 2FA, chargeback protection activated. 6 months later, submits a "fraudulent charge" for every payment, net cost to me: $127.44 in Stripe fees, plus marketing acquisition cost plus support costs. Customer has committed a

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“nothing could survive at the bottom of the ocean, there’s no sunlight and too much pressure”

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But…if you do like sushi, and you refrain from saying it to a Japanese person because of their race…isn’t that more racist?

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She 100% should create an OF where the only video she ever posts is the hawk tuah clip. She’d make millions.

Imagine paying $5,000/mo for designs and getting sent shitty, AI generated images back, then when you cancel the CEO decides to dox you on twitter.

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Jurassic park if they had cellphones.

Nothing says “trust me” like a chart with no labels.

*Knock knock* Who's there? Tailwind. Tailwind who? Tailwaind relative inline-flex items-center px-2 py-2 text-sm font-medium text-gray-500 bg-white border border-gray-300 cursor-default rounded-l-md leading-5 dark:bg-gray-800 dark:border-gray-600 relative inline-flex

I pay $99/mo for a simple API, one month I accidentally used my live key instead of test, triggered a load of identical calls and went over my usage limit. They charged me $600 in overages, even though every request was identical, assuming they have caching, the cost to them