Renewed Iran Headline Roulette Triggers Market Mayhem: AI Angst, Momo Meltdown, Bitcoin Battered
...peace-on, peace-off, peace-on; risk-on, risk-off, risk-on... piss off!
...peace-on, peace-off, peace-on; risk-on, risk-off, risk-on... piss off!
Headline roulette once again...
"Gas prices will come down when you put Iran in a box."
Investors are using options such as "lookback" puts, which reset higher as the market rallies, and expanding put spreads to hedge against a potential sell-off...
Four crew members eject after jets locked together in midair
Its 843,738 BTC now far outpaces BlackRock, the world’s largest asset manager, which holds around 817,000 BTC on behalf of its clients...
Said another way, systematic re-risking is largely maxed out and sizeable supply opens up if we break lower from here...
...snap back to reality?
Republicans had pursued including the funding alongside a $73 billion funding package for immigration enforcement operations through 2029...
Inside Wall Street's quiet bet that the company with the most cameras - not the most GPUs - wins the next decade of AI.
Too late under the statute of limitations...
Justice Carro ruled that the initial McDonald’s search was improper...
Data stolen today - bank records, corporate secrets, medical files, state communications - can be stored until the day it becomes readable...
...also argue for pairing constructive risk positions with long volatility exposure to protect against those reassessments and market reversals...
The Buffett Indicator, which compares total US market capitalization to GDP, reached its highest level in history at the end of Q1 2026...
Since May 8, no loadings of large ocean-going tankers are visible at the facility’s crude-export berths.
Zelensky alleges intentional strike...