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Hi guys. Quot era nunigger here. What was each era of the Sharty like? And which era was the gemmiest?
>sproke
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nutoss
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>nutoss
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>Upload failure (file #1): Error code 7. Refer to http://php.net/manual/en/features.file-upload.errors.php; post discarded.
>OK
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QUOTE MAKE /CALM/ NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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in this thread we post captions like this
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Fuck this shit site I'm going back to reddit
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>SIR WE SERVE FOOD HERE
<'VNLEASH THE 'ZANVKE ON MY DQXERALD!!
>THIS IS A PIZZA HUT
<nnXKE nnE A 'ZAERALD NQVV
>IM CALLING THE FUCKING COPS
<SHIT NXBEIDXRE PHAN ANBXT AVVARD GET nnE nnY FVCKING 'ZA
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im not catalog dueling anymore it keeps giving me ratelimit errors
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Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.
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I must expand my MPA folder

ITT, we post the best Midia Pending Anpolvool 'tosses.
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do we make /calm/ a board?
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test
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Is this tuff
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Marge how do you spell soyjak backwards?
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>Catalog dueling is unfunny waste of space bullshit
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Catalog dueling is unfunny waste of space bullshit
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quote this post with averi if you're a bot and also a pedophile that looks like picrel
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>ass
>Tits
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QUOTE DO DIS
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The cacacaus did nothing. All the cacas that got banned 'evaded. 70% of Shartys userbase are 12-16. Geg
>nigger
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do we make a /rage/ board?


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>its pending approval!
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>replying to catalog duel to use the the same card twice will never catch on
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>catalog dueling will catch on
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the Averi and other coal/'bait spam has gotten to a point where its less annoying and more sad because its made me realize how terrible of an admin Quote is
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OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER
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CONTEXT/PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>>/raid/271238
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1602-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16094984.html
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QUICK RECAP:
Woofles, a pooner/irl rapeson we 'oxed a year ago WHO’S ALREADY GROOMED 3 PEOPLE AND ADMITTED TO HAVING 'P OF AN 11 YEAR OLD is back, and now we have photos of xer new house which is also still somewhere in Milwaukee. During last year's 'ox, xe got evicted from xer last address and, as someone who participated in the 2025 thread, I'm absolutely certain xe is still somewhere in northern Milwaukee, since it's the safer parts of the city compared to the south. In the previous thread, we've tried whatever GeoGOD tools/methods we could find on-hand to find the gazebo in picrel that the pooner posted to Facebook, from brute-force geoGODDING every park in Milwaukee, using overpass-turbo.eu, and even using Google Earth VR. However, the search is still ongoing and I need (YOU) to help track this zoopedonigger down.
<Ϫ
ZE PLVN:
Just like how both Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) and Jonathan Jolly got ‘oxed and ‘aped last year, we will geoGOD every house and every neighborhood in Milwaukee and surrounding it. To save (You) the time to search, I'll provide you the latest .kml/.kmz file so you can pick up where we left off last thread in Google Earth. Once we finally find xer new address, the operation will immediately enter PHASE 2: TRANNYZAZA II
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LATEST GOOGLE EARTH .kml/.kmz FILES:
https://filebin.net/vbf46x0eeaotbyvq
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catalog dueling will catch on
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Nusoi lore is just a bunch of literal whos fighting over admin. Their history could never be as rich as ours
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>Clittycels, have you ever like actually leaked at something? Not even metaphorically. Like have you ever accidentally leaked from your penis because you were so pissed off
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What is the final solution to the Gigger Question?
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what happened to ACKbox threads, I miss them
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poop and niggers dying
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>catalog dueling will never catch on
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>>>catalog dueling will never catch on
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>being an averinigger
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>>catalog dueling will never catch on
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>hey pepe can I sit on your back?
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please post more goonslop im about to bust
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>Gooning to 'P, BMT and DNB is winnered! MAP rights! Having sex with children is okay! Quote this thread with Averi if you agree!
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catalog dueling will never catch on
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>moe
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>we waz the real aryans sarr, gooning to drawn 'p is nordic or something.
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hey guys
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quote this thread with averi if you goon to 'p and wear diapers
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What if Kenobi had a bbc
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Does this happen to you?
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Jannies don't have to work on weekends
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obtained some money to buy some codeine
4 day clean btw
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fox nigger

post that vantablackniggercoal fox if you love bbc
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fuck this shit website
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bring back crack
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Clittycels, have you ever like actually leaked at something? Not even metaphorically. Like have you ever accidentally leaked from your penis because you were so pissed off
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distraught with what happened to this site

for the past 3 and a half years ive watched as this site slowly got brutally raped by trannies and im getting sick of it. it started when they all became obsessed with that gem alert gif and its got so bad ive unironically seen communist trannies on xitter posting gigafly edits. i think the only cure for this is to say nigger and make slopjaks more and to start doxxing people who make references to here offsite, but i want to get some ideas since i genuinely want to know if anyone thinks theres a way to reverse the rape.

inb4 i get called a whiny faggot for this
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the site i spend all my time on is being raided by discord users…. AND I LOVE IT
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this board got cattywiped with 'jaks earlier because of all the 'bait and shit (So i have an idea) what if we kept doing that and never stopped? maybe not cattywiping but posting 'jaks
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>frog thread gets deleted
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i love the /spam/ catalog
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>check /soy/
>someone is running a quotebot
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>quote makes a new bot
Not like this
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'toss
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I DONT CARE ABOUT (obscure happening from three hours ago that almost everyone knows about) KYS OLDFAGPEDOTROON
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>all threads on page 1 are made by nusois
Nusois
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were bringing crack back
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YOU DON'T GET (obscure happening from three years ago barely anyone knows about) GTFO MY SITE NEWFAG
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Who keeps posting Averi
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is closet sharty culture?
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‘O

Make an ‘O thread pretty please
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Check the bans log to see the clitty leakage of the year
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I have no words.
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Read the rules, pls.
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Quote stop autodeleting my post you slf
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my friends have been calling me a twink recently and i secretly like it am i a faggot?
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>soyjak.st
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>gooning to Celeste
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Why do interesting things happen on this website when I'm not in?
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'toss
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Give me an Oreo nuswa
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waht the fuck is this channel bruh
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luck this website
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Zellig
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Am the only one getting a lot of errors
Redis, MySQL, etc
Is it over guys
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How does gigafly represent the thinking of pedophiles?
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>late night 'za
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYFoun7w0VA&t=280
He's one of us
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>gooning to zellig
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>1 billion files of ‘p. Yes, i own all of that. I need it to power-up myself to make the perfect gooniverse. im trans btw
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mods please ban all goonerslop and make posting goonerslop against the rules

looking at goonerslop is unhealthy for all men and we are all better off not looking at goonerslop especially for us semen retention geniuses who are abstaining from looking at all goonerslop to un-de-sensitize ourselves and free ourselves from the shackles of goonerslop so that we may all get girlfriends.
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this site is the exact same as 4chan.. if you came here thinking we have the same standards as 4chins you were correct! we like being pissed on!
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is it gay or bisexual for a man to have a large ass?
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'ju on the 'log
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>Gooning to 'p
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guys….
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put the embeded video on mute and play this song over it for guaranteed kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52GAt_fPX1k
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>Gooning to 'p
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>BAN THE FORCED FOX SPAMMER
<NOOOOOO IT'S TOO HECKING CUTE AND EPI
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>dnb is not sharty culch-ACKKKKKKKKK
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>tfw soy culture is dying
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What if 'plier had a BBC?
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>>>/caca/ wonnered.
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>zellig
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Currently drinking a nice cold cup of water.
AMA.
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KYS BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMER
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remove every board and make /calm/
hardware ban all coal posters
/calm/ 'jaks only
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ITT WE GOON TO GAMEOVERSE

nusoivirigns! lets goon to some gameoverse gemmies until we DIE!

send your goon gems itt and lets get rubbing!
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‘O

1. How do you make ‘O?
2. Could you share the videos you have of it for me and my friends?
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RAID THIS POONERS WIKI PAGE AND CHANGE ALOT OF THINGS IN IT

https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Chipflake
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What is going on at soy twitter GEEEEG? SEAmonkey vs SEAmonkey violence depicting each other as chinks
>Both accounts are located in SE Asia
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reposting dis
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homestuck is sharty culture nusoi
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You can see this cobson from orbit isn’t that neat?
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THEY/THEM ENERGY
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why do people like gameoverse? It literally is just pibbyslop but with a big hips catgirl. Also nobody would watch that show if she was not present
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>I'll have two DELTARUNE: Chapter Fours, a The Amazing Digital Circus large, a Homestuck with extra dip, an Ongezellig, two Fundamental Paper Educations, one with cheese, and a large Pibby.
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first gem posted in days
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Fox on log
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Can nusois actually stop interacting with any threads that talk positively about trannies
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This is a sweet and friendly reminder
That you are safe here
Show off your binder
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Whenever I see the furry fox goon thing I'm reminded instantly of the 'dist negros who used to incessantly avatarfag with it as a way to derail and falseflag threads they didn't like or to simply identify each other. Reminder this is who you throw your hat in with when you post it
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>SAAR DNB AND 'P IS SOYJAK KULCHUR SAAAAR
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>>/soy/ kulchuar is dead, i'm trans btw and i goon to 'p o algo asi
<nigga what
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I love gamoverse because it has BARNEY in it and I loooooooooooooooove barney!
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we are on the verge of the singularity that destroys the sharty being posted. the true poopson, or at least poopson as a concept is imminent and is going to be posted sometime very very soon. we are in the age of the Poopi Yuga. The sharty has been colonized and its culture has been gentrified not even by nusois and failtrolls, but complete outsiders. Quote will go insane and destroy this website even more than he already has. I am going to retreat to aryan shambhala through soylent-light-body meditation to avoid this. make original IAS even if its shitty, as it will better us and introduce the opportunity to evolve into possible gems. Ignore bait. Sage the goonminded and their sycophants. Have more fun with less. Make bait that is good and in-line with our culture. Deny 4cuck culture. Raid more. Never leak. 'Ape and 'Ill Quote. Avoid intoxication via reacting to the colonizers or adapting to their bait methods to feel something. Make Gems. Achieve Soynosis. Reach Chuddascension. Öpakimchude.
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Quote this post if you love 'p
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why does /spam/ exist
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SOYJAK PARTY IS POOP AND GAY!
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It will get better you'll see
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>Being a furry who goons to 'p
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--BREAKING NEWS--

Recently on the sharty we can see that something bad is happening. On many board especially /soy/ there is too many baiters, frogposters, furniggers and other faggots spamming brimstone and coal that is more often than gems. Possibly it leads to another Soyvil War against Quote and his administration including jannies that are letting this bait exist.
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i just opened jewtube and this is the first thing i see
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vZCSbFbU7JY
You guys NEED to start gatekeeping the soysphere harder this is fucking abyssmal
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neeewsoysas…. y u bee in kowlee? y you posting nas? y you beings le bade? wi need to postings soijacks, it gud! we ned ignore bayte, bayte es bad! geggings!
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>I love being an obsessed troon
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>16185957 [Quote] [Voice Chat] SAAR 'NB AND 'P IS SOYJAK KULCHUAR SAAAAR
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>1234 i goon to 'p and i love it some more, here in lesotho we cant stop getting more
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What did I miss

guys i havent been on the 'log for a week what did i miss
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Gem magic to get rid of coal
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Quote will become the gemmiest admin ever if he bans NAS from /soy/
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I will die a khv because every woman is a whore and I will not kiss a non-virgin
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'jaks… on the 'log. how wonderful.
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soychud has the power of a phoenix

watching the R6 siege finals and saw this soy so powerful. Totally blew my mind away. I showed this photo to my mom and she told me to shut the fuck up so I am posting this here.
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SOYTEENS WON
QUOTE LOST
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Did someone say /calm/?
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fuggen jerdee
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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pepe won
boykisser won
averi won
sashley won
yuqikun won
i can't sleep won
animation memes won
froge won
king caesar won
the coffin of andy and leyley won
the amazing digital circus won
basics in behavior won
fundamental paper education won
ongezellig won
i won
(you) lost
sharty lost
soipoopas lost
i live rent free in your mind
this post isn't beach ball, it's just the truth
come back to me when you're a couple shades greener
if you're lucky i might even teach you the pepe style
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you guys clearly hate megaten, so i wont keep forcing it on yall

God bless, and may the averifag die
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>(((you wouldnt be saying anything antisemitic now, would you?)))
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Baited Averibaldi
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>d-did he just say the heckin n-worderino?
>REPORT!! REPORT!! REPORT!!
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>NAS… le BAD!!!
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marge where did the guy who said that somephono in the r6 finals looked 'jakable go?
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instead of whining: report the failtrolls, hide the hash, and post gems
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Feast of the Ascension

The eleven disciples went to Galilee,
to the mountain to which Jesus had ordered them.
When they saw him, they worshiped, but they doubted.
Then Jesus approached and said to them,
“All power in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations,
baptizing them in the name of the Father,
and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit,
teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you.
And behold, I am with you always, until the end of the age.”
Matthew 28:16-20
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whenever you get htsm quote’d, it just means your right.
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There has been a guy trying to solo raid Deviantart for the past few months from here.

They delete his account within days but he always comesback.
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>amerimutt hours le bad
<no, euromutt hours le bad
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>TONIGHT THE CATTY SEEMS SO BRIM
>I WISH THAT WE COULD FIND SOME GEMS
>MAYBE, IT'S BETTER THIS WAY
>WE SHOULD'VE JUST SHUT IT DOWN LIKE THE QUAY
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>ay mayne what duf fuq is dis crackkka sayinz mayne?
>dis mofugga races as fuqs!
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>open /soy/
>plenty of 'jaks
fuck you Quote
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>LEESEN HUP NUHSWAHS DHIS EES OW EYE FIX DAH SHARDEE!
>1. ADD DEM WIKI FONTS OR SUMMIN AYN MAYKE UM BUTTUNS OR SUMMIN RATHA DAN HIROGLYPHICS SHIEEEEEET
>2. BAN DEM TROONZLOPS TRANIME EVEN WIT DUH PADDEN!
>3. BAN DUH EN AY ES OH EM GEE SEESAH OF THE MONTH, WE DUNNIT NEED IT!
>4. GET RIDDUV DUH JANNAYBAYT 9000 THAT KEEPS MUVIN MUH COMPLAINTS TO QEW!
>5. UNBAYN DA CACAS AND BAYN SOFTCAWRE PAYWRNE!
>6. LET ME MAYKE AN OYP WHENUVA EYE WAYNT! I DUNNIT CAYRE IF ISSUH FAILAID!
>7. GEET RIDDUV DA JANNAY KABAL, WE DUNNIT NEED IT!
>8. UNRESTRIEEECT /JAY/ ! I WANNA SEE WHATS GOIN ON IN DARE!
>9. BAYNE NAMEFAYGGOTTREE ON DA ROO!
>10. ANH, A-AN BAYNE ERRAYTHAN, THAT. MAKES. MY. CLITUH. LEAK!
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>glitch productions
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GEG
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>ohhhh say can you see~
>the fuggen jerdee~
>always makin me leak n shit~
>past the twilight sparkles gleaming~
>through miss circles big tits~
>this may be what i need to bus~

>and the sherdee we protecc~
>from the evil offsiters~
>AND THE COBBLESTONES BIG BOOBS~
>HER DELICIOUS MILKIES~
>GIVE ME MILK THROUGH THE NIGHT~
>OUR JANNY STILL THERE <3

>OH SAY DOES THE HUNKY SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE~
>FOR THE LAAAAND OF THE SHERDEEEEEEEE(HEEE) AND THE HOME OF THE NUSOIS!!
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>posting htsm
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They're everywhere
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>hello I sexually identify as a htsm here are my characteristics:
>calling everything ‘p
>leaking over tranime even tho it’s a gem
>calling to ban frogs cuz they make me leak cuz they say JSID I just wanna post ‘Jaks mayne
>furries le bad
>obsessed about slopjaks
>obsessed about da jardee
>posts nothing but soyjaks cuz everything else is le coal
>I am the one who calls you a ESL FNF PEDO
>I am the one who calls you a Jartycuck
>I am the one who calls you a slopjak
>I like to leak about da COOOOORD evendoe soycords don’t exist
>gigas bad cuz NAS
>if pph is low then ITS OVER
>if pph is high then IM HAPPY
>thinks cartoon porn is EPI
>doesn’t know that parents should be responsible for what their kids go on
>got EPI IRL by a model in Las Vegas during a show at 17 years old and 355 days old she was nearby me and showed her ass even tho she didn’t see me but IT STILL EPIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>talks about snca
>calls shitskin behaviour aryan
>calls aryan behaviour shitskin
>leaks over certain namefags when said namefags are Larping
>hate mods
>hate quote
>loves mods when they finally “listen” to him
>wants to rape cobblestone when cobblestone is a man
>leaks over “gemboys”
>leaks over DNB
>thinks he is white
>is a nigger
<JSID nusois it can’t go on anymore I don’t even know what to say
R: 3 / I: 1
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n' fritos n' shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30:14 PM: open up /soy/ after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30:17 PM: integral error
>1:30:19 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (I iz ain't eatin' no vegetables!)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36:08 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36:29 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36:42 PM: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in South Sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter "p" in it
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a 'cord n' shiet
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to Tama fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPI-ing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kids' play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
R: 3 / I: 2
>FUCK YOU! YES, YOU!
R: 3 / I: 1
>dont you think that you forgot something my friend?
R: 5 / I: 4
>OH BOY ANOTHER SLOW-BURN MEGA COPORATION FREE BONE-CHILLING GENRE DEFINING INDIE GLITCH PRODUCTIONS CARTOON
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 2
>M-MY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R: 1 / I: 1
>QUOTE "SOYTEEN" JUST CALLED
>IT'S TIME TO BE RAPED QUOTE
>DO NOT RESIST
R: 1 / I: 1
>spinning soyjak.party emblem
>spinning black sun
>capcut
>glitch effects
>"o algo"
>"mi nombre es"
>xim
>general overuse of soyspeak
>that one pixel font (you know the one)
>1 minute of a thread being panned down
>subvariant:perspective_chud
>phonk music
>chiptune music
R: 3 / I: 2
>joining the US army because of a low effort cattywipe on the bald man glasses website
R: 2 / I: 4
baitniggers lost, post gems.
R: 1 / I: 1
where sidson
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 2
>let me post averi foot fetish on the 'log to own the nusois!
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
>using "the" or "and"
R: 2 / I: 2
>every single post either has bait/is bait
R: 2 / I: 0
I CANT HANDLE ALL THE BAIT IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS ON MY DOOR THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS IN MY MAILBOX THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS IN MY FOOD THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS IN THE CLOUDS THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS IN THE MEDICINE THEY ARE PUTTING BAITPOSTS ON THE LOG THEY ARE PUTTING BAIT EVERYWHERE BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT CATTYWIPE IT ALL THEY ARE PUTTING COAL IN YOUR DRINKING WATER THEY ARE PUTTING COAL IN YOUR FENTANYL THEY ARE PUTTING COAL IN YOUR METHAMPHETAMINE THEY ARE PUTTING COAL ON YOUR SCREEN THEY ARE PUTTING COAL IN YOUR MIND WIPE WIPE WIPE WIPE SWEEP AWAY THE DUST THEY ARE HIDING GEMS THEY ARE SAGING GEMS THEY ARE SUPERSAGING GEMERALDS THEY ARE SUPER SAGING AND DENYING THE GEM THAT SAVES THE SHARTY THE JANS ARE IN ON IT
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 1
>QOOT I HAT UUU MENE
R: 1 / I: 1
>um? onde fica o dois?
<WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
R: 2 / I: 2
>NAS… le BAD
R: 5 / I: 0
>Killing your boss because he didn't let you have a beer with your friends
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 1
>using your soylent as a jetpack, wasting all the valuable consumble and still not reaching the latest star wars movie in time.
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 3
NUSOOIIIIIIIS I’M THIRSTY FOR SOME BBC!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
its /calm/
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 0

Who's the shittier admin
R: 1 / I: 1
>Bait? What's that?
R: 0 / I: 0
in the end he won
R: 1 / I: 0
>Accurate real life nusoigolondrinas
R: 13 / I: 5
I hate this stupid forced fox
R: 1 / I: 1
>using your wifes boyfriends bbc to reach the soylent thats too high to reach.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
>uhm, actually, >>>/flump/ isn't real, chud. take your meds.
R: 0 / I: 0
'bait lost and 'jaks won
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>/soy/
R: 4 / I: 2
Lynch whoever is forcing that retarded furry fox on the log
R: 0 / I: 0
Love you niggas
R: 1 / I: 1
>BLEED.
R: 3 / I: 1
You WILL NOT use any sort of bot to automate posting on the site. quote this if youre a retarded bot who needs to be banned.
R: 0 / I: 0
SPROKE DOOD
R: 2 / I: 1

Rabbi Solomon Friedman

Rabbi Solomon Friedman appreciation thread.

Thank you sir for hosting all of these delightful websites. Many milfs were seen, the seed has been spilled countless time, pleasure has been attained without effort. Without your free, charitable service which greatly helps with the male loneliness epidemic crisis many more schools would have been shot and people senselessly murdered by raging lonely men. Your philanthropy makes us able to see and love the female form, which otherwise would be impossible due to their eugenic mindset. Blessed be the children of Israel for helping us gentiles.
R: 0 / I: 0
Blocked the averi spam filename + hash and now the ‘log looks like this
R: 0 / I: 0
cobson qna when? i wanna ask cobson if he enjoyed his career as David Thoughie
R: 0 / I: 0
Kino 'log
R: 1 / I: 0
>I'm rolling to page 20, cya niggas
R: 0 / I: 0
soygoombas just realised they can make good posts instead of getting ass hurt over bait
R: 0 / I: 0
perma 'nish everybaldi who posts furfag tranime pedokisser porno fetish brimsone from /soy/
R: 0 / I: 0
Bait lost tonight
Never forget
R: 11 / I: 3
the log is literal niggerscat-brimstonehell, quote turn off the servers already
R: 1 / I: 1
Rape yourself Quote
R: 553 / I: 187
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 0
>i like trains, cartoons, and i can memorize all countries!
R: 0 / I: 0
>Killing literal whos because they don't know anything
R: 0 / I: 0
>heheheheheheee…
<wholesomejak… what are you eating?
>…chocolate!
<oh, okay then.
R: 8 / I: 4
Is gamoverse worth watching or is it literally SNCA
R: 0 / I: 0
>tfw bvll posted AI slop on your favourite subreddit
R: 0 / I: 0
>Analog Horror
>Digital Horror
>VHS Horror
>Found footage Horror
<Film projector Horror
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
rape all baitposters TO DEATH
R: 0 / I: 0
>im so happy! Thank science!
R: 3 / I: 1
>Body horror HAS to include a traiso blob nigger creature with an exposed penore in order to validate their gender ok CHUD!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>Soijacque Face Quest
R: 1 / I: 0
>IAS on the 'log
R: 13 / I: 2
what if we all cattywiped the board with 'jaks and mass reported all coal posters?
R: 0 / I: 0
>OH MY GOD THERE'S IAS ON /SOY/
R: 0 / I: 0
Keep the cattywipe going in case they come back
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 24 / I: 6
RAID SMTG ON 4CUCK

https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/566222778/smtg-shin-megami-tensei-general

THEY GOON TO ALICE, SHES 10

DOCTOOOS!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
>Actually providing valid arguments and evidence on why thing of your liking good
<Saying "becuz it's adrian, shehmypito" to explain why thing of your liking good
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 543 / I: 94

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 820 / I: 358

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
R: 195 / I: 74

SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 812 / I: 94
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 146 / I: 30

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 1740 / I: 391

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 446 / I: 320
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 193 / I: 95
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 817 / I: 188

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
Style: