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Dear /soy/
I’m a doctor at the Marshall University state hospital in Huntington, Ohio. I was/am sorta performing an operation to extract a tumor from a patients trachea. I instead got whatever this thing is out. I don’t know what to do with it since the patient is still unconscious (and may die from complicafions related to the surgery) so I’m posting it here for your viewing enjoyment.
Warning, pretty gross.

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Whoops forgot to blur it

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To clarify it is technically cabbel county hospital but I am a doctor as part of the Marshall exchange program

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>>16172026 (OP)
bro, call a nurse and more doctors, wtf do you think we can do?

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run nigga this shit from resident evil

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marge wouldn't touching your phone contaminate you

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>>16172026 (OP)
are you the OMGSISA we were always calling for

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>>16172033
It’s fine my other colleagues have it handled, just thought it was neat to post. Albeit even with the help we’re receiving he might not make it.

 16172038[Quote]>>16172042

can u juggle with it

 16172039[Quote]>>16172046

>it's 'o
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS GET OUT OF THERE NOW

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>>16172035
I’m in the lobby right now and I’ve finished the extraction . It’s up to whoever else is in there now.

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>>16172038
Probably not it’s a lymphatic tumor, aka filled with fluid. fuggen jerdee

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>>16172036
I’m a man.

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>>16172039
I reassure you this is not ai generated

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>>16172042
sentient doctor

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>>16172047
I am not hunky twink sex machine.

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>>16172042
can u put it in a bottle and try to do the bottle flip challenge with whatever that is inside

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>>16172051
Maybe. I’ll get in touch with my supervisor about that.

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>>16172046
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GET OUT NOW
'O HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT IT'S REAL

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To clarify more I am doctor Jenalee.

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>>16172054
Real ‘o is just blood and gore.

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>>16172026 (OP)
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh wait he's actually here

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>>16172060
No, actually. That’s my first name.

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>>16172061
bait dni

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>>16172064
bait dni

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If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

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>>16172053
>HEYYYY UHHHHHHH YEAAAAA CAN I STUFF THE TUMOR IN A BOTTLE AND FLIP IT?

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>>16172040
well you had to take the picture, didnt you?

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>>16172069
What is in the picture? There is no way a tumor could be the size of my dick and not kill the patient or something

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It’s late and my midnight shift ends in about 20ish minutes. I’m glad this is over with and now I can blogpost about snca.

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>>16172076
To be exact, it’s a lymphatic cyst that was covered in blood due to an unrelated hemorrhage. It is dangerous to the patient but was thankfully located rather distally to the trachea. This means it was mostly on the surface of the muscle.

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Tumor is just the layman’s term.

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>>16172086
Who is this? I haven’t seen this variant.

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I can’t believe I am still using this site.

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>what if my patients trachea had a BBC?

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>>16172130
This may look like a penis but it’s actually modeled after the human lungs, since that’s just how it formed for some reason. I’m not exactly an expert on how they get there but I can take them out.

 16172134[Quote]>>16172137

post this again with date tag and i will believe you award

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>>16172134
I am unable to go back in and take another photo as the tumor has likely already been disposed of. Also I’m clocking off anyways. I don’t quite care if you believe me, it is up to you to decide.

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>>16172137
It's real I'm the patient he removed my bbc

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>m-my final wish is for you to post my tumor on a site called, "soyjack"
<*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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>>16172026 (OP)
Ew what the fuck is that

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>>16172137
ok i believe you

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>>16172142
READ THE THREAD NIGGA

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>>16172142
A lymphatic cyst. Lymph nodes throughout your body distribute lymph cells to fight off infections, but can themselves be infected or swole up during times of high stress on the body.

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>>16172154
Like if your own body turned against you or something

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>>16172154
This reminds me of the scene in mib where J rips out something similar from the neck of a fish he's fighting

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>>16172171
Never seen that show.

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>>16172174
The Men in Black 3 movie, it's about two glowniggers doing psyops n shiet

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hey doctor I have a question I've been using dove beauty bars as soap but I know they're not actually soap do I need proper soap to get rid of the nasty bacterials on my body (and particularly my penis)

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>>16172179
Neat, I’ll have to watch it.

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>>16172026 (OP)
New type of 'o DOCTOOOOSSS

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Clotshot remains

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>>16172189
‘O implies it is ai.

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>>16172207
I’m not sure what this means.

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>>16172208
Someone make a video of it talking using Grok

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>>16172239
That would be neat

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Thanks doc

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>>16172253
OMGSISA.

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>>16172334
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>16172026 (OP)
W Eats?

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Eat it

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>>16172026 (OP)
Geg its a 'slot

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>>16172310
Haven't had my Daily Dose in a while… I wonder if doc still administers it…

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>>16172402
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Why are you posting this on the bald man with glasses site doe

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>>16172456
for the bait

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why does it look like a shat out organ

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thats my old cock and balls. im a woman now nusoi

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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
##]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete…..
########]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete….
############]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….
#################] 99% complete…..

ERROR! True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪️I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for Allah Or never get called Brother again If you get
0 Back: Jahannam for you ✡️
3 back: you're off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪️
10+ back: JANAHA Allah!☪️

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>>16172478
what was it doing in there doey

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>>16172500
All mutilated tranny genitals instantly teleport to Ohio or something like that

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I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete…..
████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete….
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….
███████████] 99% complete…..
🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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nigga extracted 'o

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gem

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>>16172056
you're lucky I'm too lazy to prank call your work telling them to ask doctor jenalee about the alien testicle sack he operated on

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op can you remove random organs from the patient and see what happens

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archive this thread this is gemmy if its real

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Bump

 16173437[Quote]>>16175699

>I instead got whatever this thing is out
What does that even mean? Is that a tumor or something extra you pulled out of his neck

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Doesn't look like AI to me. It's cool that we have doctors among us, but posting this shit on /soy/ might reveal that your addicted to the sharty.

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>>16173437
It is a lymphatic cyst that came out. I said whatever this is because it is not what any of us were expecting. Initial scans had us thinking it was a tumor related to other complications with the patient or a severely enlarged lymph node.

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op is the patient alive

 16175927[Quote]>>16175932>>16175970>>16176025

Tell us if the patient is still alive after you get certain about it (later)
<reddit
By the way, a 'teen is a DOCTOOOOOS, the only one whom I would trust my life with.

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>>16175927
suck my dick you fucking wortless faggot

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>>16175927
the patient is still alive but experiencing some complications. I’m not his primary care physician so I’m not allowed to know anything else about his personal health, but I do know that the operation was as non-invasive as possible for what we were dealing with.

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>>16172026 (OP)
OMGSISA but what if someone from here reported to your university that someone posted an actual picture of a patient's tumor on an anonymous site for gegs

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>>16172026 (OP)
Nice to see a surgeon. I work at a mental asylum. No it's not Outlast like

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>>16176136
I’m not concerned with that, it’s shit nobody cares about frankly.

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That patient's ain't making it lmao

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Troll him by giving him bottom surgery while he is still asleep

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>Dear /soy/I’m a doctor at the Marshall University state hospital in Huntington, Ohio. I was/am sorta performing an operation to extract a tumor from a patients trachea. I instead got whatever this thing is out. I don’t know what to do with it since the patient is still unconscious (and may die from complicafions related to the surgery) so I’m posting it here for your viewing enjoyment.Warning, pretty gross.

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>>16172026 (OP)
are you who i think you are

 16177996[Quote]>>16178889

>>16172026 (OP)
let me guess, askhenazi jewish last name?

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>>16177996
No I’m just a doctor.

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>>16177989
I’m afraid that is not very elaborative

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>>16178889
DOOCTOOOOS



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