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Snca

kill everyphono on that ship, problem solved

>>25849 (OP)
literally nothing ever happens

>>25875
Wake up, nusoi. Wake up and… smell the ashes…

fauci we need you

>>25881
TSMT

All hail fauci he is looking out for us in heaven if it exists of course.

Remember guys, Hantavirus is unvaccinatable.

this is just like monkey pox and the bird flu
>a hole lot of nothing

ITS OVER STOCK UP NOVV BEFORE THE SHELVES RUN DRY ANOTHER PANDEMIC IS COMING ITS OVER THIS IS THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN STOCK UP ON AMMO FIREARMS FOOD WATER PAPER EVERYTHING ITS THE END OF DAYS WE WONT MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ONE WE SHOULD JUST END IT NOW THEIR IS NO FUTURE FOR HUMANITY ALL MAJOR FLUS START OFF AS LOW RISK UNTIL WE ALL ARE FORCED UNDER LOCKDOWN AND GOVERNMENT SUPERVISION AND VACCINES WITH DNA ALTERING CONTROL CHIPS ITS THE END OF OUR WAYS OF LIVING AS WE KNOW IT THE KIKES WILL CONTROL US WITH 6G VACCINES I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD UNDER GOVERNMENT CONTROL THEY WONT TAKE ME DOWN I WILL SHOOT THEM ALL FROM MY FARMHOUSE AND SAVE ONE FOR ME WHEN (((THEY))) COME THEY WONT TAKE ME ALIVE

Its a nothing burger, it cant spread the same way Covid did. Nothing ever happens

>STAY INDOORS, WEAR 3 MASKES AT ALL TIMES, AND GET VACCINATED! EVEN DOE IT WONT WORK. IF YOU SEE THESE SYMPTOMS ITS OVER
>
>1. HALLUCINATIONS OF GETTING STALKES BY A DARK ENTITY
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>2. PURPLE TOUNGE
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>3. BLEEDING EYES
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>4. COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ORGANS

Fauci we need you

Why bruh

3 people died on one small cruise ship out of a few hundred passengers. that's higher than covid percentages which was like 0.002
this is like a 1-2 percent

this should be super scary.

why would they even allow them out of that damn ship
shpould've left em die there

Finally some new content for soyjak.party. It was getting stale after covid anyway. Soon after hecking wholesome lockdown autists leave their job and start making new soyboy woah jacks

>>25870
why don’t they just do this?

>>25887
The government niggers killed wild geese and birds because of the bird flu, but refused to change anything for factory farms or crowded poultry farms which were the sources of the illness anyway. Poor wild birds got slaughtered to protect profits.

>>25899
We could get a huge new influx of nusois if theres another kikedown, and new 'jaks would flow in

>>25884
No arrow

posadism o algo

sdfghjasdfghjsdcvbxcvbdfghjkl doctor fauci givb vaccine

hantavirus is fake it can be destroyed

>>25898
NOOOO THATS INHUMANE AND IMMORTAL! WE NEED TO ENDANGER EVERYBODY ELSE

check dis out nuswahilis
https://hantavirus.up.railway.app/

gay nigger jew virus

>>25911
not clicking that ip sodomizer

>>25911
not clicking that ip sodomizer

medsless gemerald

Fauci will save us

>>25902
We could get a fuck ton of nu variants but we could also get a fuck ton of troons and other retards. More people staying home = more people being groomed on the internet, just like it was in 2020-2021

Uuuuum…
Yeah. I'm gonna have to go snca with this one bud.

blud

seriously fuck this no one wants covid 26

Either nothing burger or it's over

PLEASE BE COVID TIMES THREMBILLION BUT START AT THE END OF THE YEAR DONT RUIN MY SUMMER

clamstaples virus is coming and it is coming

nothing is gonna happen but would this theoretically created a sharty renaissance as there would be another flood of soyboys?

Holy fauci! This is my time to shine. All these years practicing eating ze bugs,wearing masks and living in a pod will finally pay off! I can't wait to get my boosterinos right away!

>>25926
If it starts it better start in September. I want to be able to cancel my plans to go to uni before it starts. I'm not wasting money on years of zoom call lessons.

ik atardi but fuck hantaviros not like we aren’t used to the idea of killing civilians

>>25870
>>25900
Because it would still spread from whatever chinese fort detrick biolab they made it in, the cruise ship is just a plausible alibi
>Nuke the cruise ship
>Everyone gets some gay flu anyway and the world is shut down because that was the entire point, the ship doesn't matter

>>25911
>They're doing the same heckin slowburn spine-tingling gritty grimdark pandemic videogame-style outbreak tracking website that is super spooky and cyberpunk
It's so faggy, I can't do this raisin again

Friggin FANTAvirus? Seems fine or something. How's it taste? Whoop whoop

>>25932
couldnt they have done it in a retard way like eating taiwan rat penis or do you think after coravir people would acaught on, feels pid using a cruise ship as scapegoat, economic loss??

>>25938
ESLerald but I don't think it actually matters if the excuse is retarded, 95% of people are drooling fucking retards and will take any explanation as plausible deniability

>>25937
Snopes has gotten so lazy lol. They don't even try to explain how it's definitely true but actually there's a tiny irrelevant detail missing so it's rated pants-on-fire, they just look at you like this

Hantavirus initiates TND in Europe

>>25918
Another lockdown would accelerate the enshittification of the internet (and totaler krieg) like three fold; it would most likely be possible to completely deplatform the Alex Jones and Sharty type targets of interest to Big Science. So you would quite literally not be allowed to leave your home yet have zero privacy. Any conflict that reaches America or (((Israel))) leads to irreversible erosion to individual freedoms and the erosion of your joy in things you used to like because now there's a google or government middleman that regulates anything controversial you think.>>25918

>>25887
*whole

Maybe this time lefties won't obey the lockdown because the orange retard will give the order.

my peer reviewed studies indicate that its over

hantavirus didnt do shit its over.

May fauci be with us

Remember the names of everyone that claims it is "low risk"

>>25955
watch out we have a badass over here

nothing ever happens

hentaivirus

in Israel hanta means sham or nonsense literally the sham virus get.

wear your masks, take your vaccines, and support trans folx you evil fucking chuds

No it isnt

Shit fauci cares about

you missed the goal o algo nothing ever happens.

>>25849 (OP)

>>25927
The clamstaples virus doesn't exist. Take meds.

>>25927
>>25969
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
NATIONAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST
THIS IS NOT A TESTATTENTION: ALL CITIZENSA highly virulent and extremely dangerous new hemorrhagic virus, designated CLAMSTAPLES VIRUS (CTV), is spreading rapidly across multiple regions. This pathogen is airborne, highly contagious, and has a mortality rate exceeding 90% in confirmed cases.KNOWN SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:Sudden onset of severe fever and chills
Intense body aches and muscle cramps
Internal and external hemorrhaging, including bleeding from the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and other orifices
Rapid deterioration leading to organ failure and death, often within 24-72 hours of symptom onset

Transmission occurs through respiratory droplets, direct contact with bodily fluids, and contaminated surfaces. There is currently no known vaccine or cure.IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN AND CONTAINMENT INSTRUCTIONS:SHELTER IN PLACE IMMEDIATELY. Do not leave your home or current location unless directed by emergency authorities.
Seal all windows, doors, and vents with plastic sheeting and tape. Minimize air exchange with the outside.
Avoid all contact with others. If you live with family members, isolate symptomatic individuals in a separate room with a closed door.
If you or anyone in your household develops symptoms, do not seek medical care in person. Contact emergency services by phone for further instructions. Symptomatic individuals should be isolated from others.
Dispose of any waste or contaminated materials by double-bagging and leaving outside for hazardous collection teams.
Do not travel. All roads, airports, and public transit are restricted. Violators will be subject to immediate quarantine enforcement.
Monitor official channels for updates. Local authorities will conduct wellness checks where possible.

This is an active public health emergency. The virus is believed to have originated from an unknown source and is mutating rapidly. Stay indoors. Remain calm. Follow all official directives.THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT EVERY 15 MINUTES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.End of Emergency Broadcast.
Stay safe. Stay isolated.

snca

>>25850
marge..?

Probably nothingburger

>>25849 (OP)
Nothingburger

very likely nothing happens

hentaivirus ewwwwwwwwwwww

Is this the next niggerpox?

get

It's so close

uhhh consume coom to increse immunity

>>25885
geg this shitskin is still seething

They're trying the social distancing scheme again…

>>26000
Quietest get

>>25849 (OP)
>EVEN DOE IT WON'T WORK

I NEED THE VAX

>>26000
HWABAG…

fauci wake up

Anybody think it's weird that the hantavirus suddenly appeared exactly the same moment the intelligence agencies are testifying that they knew fauci was behind the cover-up of the lab leak

another plandemic

цуацукцу

>>Friggin FANTAvirus? Seems fine or something. How's it taste?
obsessed

>цуацукцу
blyat o algo

woaaaa mane this so crazy and shiiii…

Vantavirus.
It’s a virus made from vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho

>>25855
Sorry, but i agree with Peter Griffin here. This virus is a huge fucking nothing burger, just like COVID. I bet you there will be curfews placed again with retarded faggots telling you to "stay home".

it aint