hey how many of you got fathers out there? show a' hands. you! why is your hand not up, man? what, no father? you dont look like jesus bro, alright? oh, you had a father? well now youre fuckin free man! lets go! come on, i wanna hear those hands up! oh wait, action johnnys hand isnt up, why is that? does he not have a father? NO! Fathers are caring and protective men, and i dont have one of those. no no, but who cares who cares who cares who cares, who cares, maybe i did kill a dog, alright? maybe i - i WAS the lizard man that stole your precious serum, you loved that serum more than you loved me! FATHER!!!!! FATHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!