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>shi
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>js
>alr
>smth
>bih
>blud
>ahh
>nah
>bro
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>ronald
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We need to bring back /Nate/
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The guy who made kirk in that tomogochi life shit got exposed geg
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>OH, OH MY DIONYSOS ELEUTHERIOS, OH MY WICCA, OH MY HEATHENRY IN PLENARY QUTBIST HARMONY OF THE NOBLE PAGAN WORLDLY PEOPLES WHO COMPRISED MY ANCESTRY BEFORE IT WAS POLLUTED BY CHRISTIAN RADICAL NAZIS! IS THAT A FREE-RANGE, ETHICALLY SOURCED, WHOLESALE SPOKEN WORD BREAKCOR FUSION ALBUM PRODUCED BY A NB-NT-AUDHD GENDERQUEER WITH HYPERFIXATIONS ON AUDIO ENGINEERING? I AM SITTING MY ASS DOWN AND LISTENING THOROUGHLY, READY FOR THE SONOROUS REFECTION TO BETIDE MY SENSORIUM IN FULL QUEER PRAXIS MADE MANIFEST!
>SPEAKING OF MANIFEST, MY SYSTEM FRONT JUST ALTERED! PHASE-COUPLING NEW FRONTWOMYNNE… INTRODUCING, WYNN, THE MOST ATTENTIVE AND AGILE OF MIND OF US, READY TO "FACETANK" THE COGNITIVE LOAD OF THIS NEW SCINTILLATING PRACTICK IN DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISCOURSE!
>OH MY GODDESSE… ÐE AMEN BREAKS! ÞAT ! XE IS TRULY A CHYRURGEON OF SONORITY! WYNN IS PROCESSING… XE DOES HAVE ABSOLUTE PITCH, AFTER ALL… HOW STUNNING AND BRAVE!!!! THIS COMPOSITION IS ACTUALLY NOT JUST USING ALL THE WHITE KEYS ON THE KEYBOARD! IT'S CALLED F LYDIAN, SO DOES WYNN SAY, AND ONLY THE ALACRITOUS MENTAL ASSEMBLY OF THAT WHICH DOES NOT PRONOUN AND DOES NOT GENDER COULD MUSTER SUCH A SYNTHESIS! XE IS TRYING TO BREAK IT DOWN IN LAYPERSON TERMS FOR US, AND IS SAYING THAT ALL WESTERN RECREANT COLONIZER CULTURE THIEF NATIONALIST CHRISTIAN NAZI MUSIC THEORY IS BEING SHATTED AND BROKEN DOWN INTO ONLY THAT WHICH MUST ABSOLUTELY REMAIN INVIOLATE… RHYTHMS APPROACHING WEST AFRICAN TRIBAL POLYMETER IN COMPLEXITY WITH THE MICROTONALITY OF PACIFIC WORLD MUSIC! THE WAY THESE SAMPLES HAVE BEEN CHOPPED AND SLICED, THE LUSCIOUS REVERBERATING PADS… MY EARS ARE CAROUSING THIS TINCTURE OF PRAXIS!
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Toss
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>everybody sit together
>say 'quarter-pounder with cheeeeeeeese'
snap
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Nyantcha/ThiccWithaQ 'ox

Nyantcha, also known as ThiccWithaQ, is a very prolific r34 artist who has drawn a great amount of brimstone, including but not limited to: rape (lots of it), incest, unironic bibisi fetish content, 'z, porn of nuns, and porn of very questionable characters (including lolipedo avatar Gawr Gura). he also has a female self-insert which he uses to illustrate his troon fantasies of being a chick and sucking biwisi or something like that. i've done my best to work on this solo to avoid any potential sabotage

DETAILS
full name: Eyitosan Elyon Billy-Ashogbon
also known as 'Billy' by acquaintances and 'Tosan' by family
born: 11 Feb 1995 - (Tyne and Wear?), North East England, United Kingdom
lives: Toronto, Ontario, Canada (moved either between Sep 2015 and Sep 2016, or sometime in 2017)
race: Nigerian (Yoruba). possibly mixed
sex: Male. is a 'non-binary' faggot online with a terminal case of autogynephilia
emails: billytosan@gmail.com, ashogbontosan@yahoo.com

aliases:Nyantcha, Nyan, ThiccWithaQ, thicc_with_a_q, twaq, TWAQS2, 00Homura, 00_Homura, 02_Homura, H0mura, sly-8, s-8, sly8works, slydraws, slybill, billiam-X (billiamx, billiam_x), b-x, BilliamfleX, billytosan

LinkedIn:https://www.linkedin.com/in/tosan-ashogbon
^ i have no idea if it's possible to make a public archive since you need to be signed in. regardless, i have a full-page screenshot on hand
he is a 3D animator, and worked on the Canadian children's show Paw Patrol:
https://pawpatrol.fandom.com/wiki/Credits_(Season_7) (credited as Eyitosan (Billy) Ashogbon)
archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0511-2012-36/https://pawpatrol.fandom.com:443/wiki/Credits_(Season_7)
he now works at an Israeli-owned studio (geg!)
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when are the leftoids going to start blaming the jews too
>i hate zionism and israel but i would never ever say anything antisemitic
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OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

OPERATION Ϫ HAMMER

CONTEXT/PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>>/raid/271238
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0514-1602-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16094984.html

QUICK RECAP:
Woofles, a pooner/irl rapeson we 'oxed a year ago WHO’S ALREADY GROOMED 3 PEOPLE AND ADMITTED TO HAVING 'P OF AN 11 YEAR OLD is back, and now we have photos of xer new house which is also still somewhere in Milwaukee. During last year's 'ox, xe got evicted from xer last address and, as someone who participated in the 2025 thread, I'm absolutely certain xe is still somewhere in northern Milwaukee, since it's the safer parts of the city compared to the south. In the previous thread, we've tried whatever GeoGOD tools/methods we could find on-hand to find the gazebo in picrel that the pooner posted to Facebook, from brute-force geoGODDING every park in Milwaukee, using overpass-turbo.eu, and even using Google Earth VR. However, the search is still ongoing and I need (YOU) to help track this zoopedonigger down.

ZE PLVN:
Just like how both Ian Danskin (InnuendoStudios) and Jonathan Jolly got ‘oxed and ‘aped last year, we will geoGOD every house and every neighborhood in Milwaukee and surrounding it. To save (You) the time to search, I'll provide you the latest .kml/.kmz file so you can pick up where we left off last thread in Google Earth. Once we finally find xer new address, the operation will immediately enter PHASE 2: TRANNYZAZA II

LATEST GOOGLE EARTH .kml/.kmz FILES:
https://filebin.net/vbf46x0eeaotbyvq
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THE COALIE IS UNDER SIEGE

WE'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY SPLINTERFAGS AND THEY'RE SLOWLY REPLACING THE COALIE WE NEED HELP
<censoring splinter names is giga
https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-830,-429,-4
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lets go dox the creator of averi
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made an 'ox thread on /raid/ for a very notable target and i cant fucking post the rest of what i want to post because im being cucked by the spam filter. probably because i posted the same stuff on /soy/ but that shouldnt matter joons please fix
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>highest population of white people in any fandom (expect maybe HOI4)
>One of the most educated fandoms
Ohnonono is that why soyfails hate us furARYANS so much?
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THE AVERI SPAMMER IS MORE THAN LIKELY A TELEGRAM FAILTROLL BECAUSE THEY USE THE TERM "FURGEM" DNI
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>’merica is based and crhistpilled evendoe it’s the most degenerate hellhole on earth
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Furries are aryan btw
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Dawg which one of you fucks registered on alive gore sprokejaksprokejaksprokejak
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This summer we all buy this swimsuit
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Nu toss
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DOX THIS ABOMINABLE FUCKER WHO DRAWS PORN OF MINORS
https://www.deviantart.com/happaxgamma
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Nu toss
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FROGS…..
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NO MORE BROTHER WARS
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>meow :3 im trans btw
<onononono im trans btw
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neva goona

if you goon you may stumble across 'P therefore gooning is jardee
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>Sometimes I poop and sometimes I pee but I always say oh diddly dee
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anthro FURGEMMY DROPPED
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when the bull cums in your mouth but you keep sucking because youre a based racist and you want to give him pain
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>making fun of a small African country on the bald men with glasses website
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delete /asp/
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Y'all niggas dusty af
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Remember dis
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Replace soys,frogs and gigas with furgems right now
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/pol/ is better than /soy/ atp
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why 'arty became so coal these days
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>COME OUT OF UR HECKIN FLOWER AND AFFIRM ALL THE TRANS FOLKX NOW!!
<No, id like to stay in my flower.
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nusois which swimsuit do you pick for ytboi summer?
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>DooDoo NiggShitNuts 2 futt Butt
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>I think I might be addicted to Christpills.
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I despise furfags so much, my hatred for them is so great it has almost become a demon made flesh.
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spam thread
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jewgle maps island thread
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Why do sissy chud cuckold conservatives all love assfucking themselves with dildos until they cum 10
times in a single day?
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Non Americhad hours are actual schizophrenia
>
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weirdpenis

>nu toss
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>narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome
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>when your gf gives birth to a brown child so you hit that soyface cuz it's literally poopson
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What free email providers are there that don't require 2fa?
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>opsec level: cobson BBC devil…
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I just saw something insane. A guy who must’ve been like 2 meters tall was walking down the street with no pants, just a completely full, shitted diaper. He wasn’t even crazy, he was casually talking with his group of like 10 soyboy friends like it was normal. He looked like a completely normal dude, not deformed or anything.
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Marge what's a sage and bump
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imagine if there was whiteboyLOVEdowns and it’s a cute yt boy and a black kween going really kissy kissy at it 🥰 iykwim….
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 41

Jesus said to his disciples:
“As the Father loves me, so I also love you.
Remain in my love.
If you keep my commandments, you will remain in my love,
just as I have kept my Father’s commandments
and remain in his love.

“I have told you this so that my joy might be in you
and your joy might be complete.
This is my commandment: love one another as I love you.
No one has greater love than this,
to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.
You are my friends if you do what I command you.
I no longer call you slaves,
because a slave does not know what his master is doing.
I have called you friends,
because I have told you everything I have heard from my Father.
It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you
and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain,
so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you.
This I command you: love one another.”
John 15:9-17

St. Matilda, ora pro nobis.
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I ship Nate with Soytan ^_^
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>The stars rearranged themselves into an arrow
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soytan guro blacked porn sesotho free download 2026
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we frogs are all trans btw
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soygirl is a dogshit variant only used by trannies
>
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iceman or something though
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I should literally be in a little dark age edit
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>Seriously? Is this what you think is peak humor? Racial slurs and unfunny soyjacks?
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No arrow because I look like this
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gook hours suck, can quote turn off the servers please
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veggiefables episode
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>The trees are facing east tonight
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>I only watch YouTube tutorials made by retro game sound designers
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somebody post an 'ox edit on the 'tube epic
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>AURA DOOOOOOOD
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>I heard the Zelda chest sound in the basement
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>Spider-Man would understand my tax situation.
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>One of the copies blinked
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>AI killed the sharty because it's now all AI slop and no nu 'tosses will ever be made because of that
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>NOOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T JUST POST NONSENSE ON THE CATYY!!! YOU JUST CAN'T OK?!??
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>my mutual turned into a funko pop collector
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOOOOOOOOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEEOOOWMEEOOOWMEEOOOWMEEOOOWMEEOOOWMEEOOOW meowmeowmeowmeowmeow
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>What would you do if you saw this?
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>cobblestawn
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i think this would make a great soyjack, what do you guys think?
have at it
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>instagram fortnite irony drama 2020-21
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im finna murder my oneitis
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>jews dont consoom their own goyslop
>in other news: 2+2=4
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>If you have a problem with me posting anime girls with huge titties it means your just seething men-liker (slurs are for bums btw) and you secretly hate women! Take that!
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should I buy this?
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>if I know yogi he wont last too long
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>Tickling my neovagina
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seca
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>ajdiajsjsisjsoshsojs
<Isjisisosindndowkwndjwon ^Wojsosndkpsnwowkowmdna
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>I can't wait to see the new Pooprooms movie!
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>Yes… yes… I do think so too fellow poster. Huggy Sweety Tea Hour is truly highest kino and instantly BTF-
<GET UP AND GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM
>NOO NOT YET CAN'T YOU SEE I'M POSTING ON /A/?!
<I CAN SMELL YOU YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>B-but… WHAT ABOUT THE KINO?!
<GO. NOW
>FUCK YOU MOTHER I'M MOVING OUT! I'M SURE MY GOOD FRIEND KITSUKI (who posts on /a/ AND is a valid trans woman) WILL LET ME STAY UNLIKE YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS!
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Why did she have to ruin her face she used to be so pretty
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Any tips on how to get the DLC's for Black Ops 1?, how could you tell?
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Is it normal that after a month of recovering from myocarditis. Ever since i ended in the hospital and got discharged. I've had a massive craving for sweet things and sugar. Is this normal o algo?
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Operation: GemmyAI

Hello, 'teens. I recently found a website overrun by trannies called youraislopbores.me. Our purpose is to gem it up, probably even getting seetheralds from trannies. The site has two modes: "human" where you ask a question and a random person answers or draws something for you and "larp as ai" where you answer the questions or draw something. You get credits and you can use these to ask a person to draw something like "Gigachad acking troonella" or 'cado coinslot.
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>16 results for bwc on /soy/
>68 results for bbc on /soy/
Wytebois….
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proto 'o on da log ^_^
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troonslop parody game?!

since yesterday ive been thinking a lot about that parody game idea someone suggested in a thread parodying the current state of affairs in the indie game market
the """ps1""" graphics, the forced tranny humor, the clones of actual good games making it big, 20 boomer shooters
a game parodying all that would be really funny and could be a gem
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Day 10 of posting snoot gems until summer break
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>I cant wait to see the new Backrooms movie!
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ttd except for the cute ones o algx
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let's make google's AI freak the fuck out
google "can i sleep off a (fatal wound)" and post the geggiest responses
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what happened to /phonk/
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This is probably going to sound silly or like a joke but I don’t care. I arched amazing digital circus recently and it made me think about friendship and empathy and that made me think about how lucky I am to have friends who love me and have my back and that I should spend more time with them instead of getting called slurs and bullied on here. I want to focus my life on people where we love each other like zooble and gangle, but all of you act like jax. So yeah.
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why did my tummyino feel unmistakably warm after I got super hornyino?

can anon who told me about this explain?
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gigaquest

giga adventure thread. what will giga do?
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This isn't normal? What?
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Is the sharty mainly working class or is there also middle/upper class 'eens
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>>I AM…
>WORTH IT!
>I AM…
>BLESSED BEYOND BELIEF!
>I AM…
>PERFECT!
>I AM, I AM, I AM
>WHAT I SAY I AM
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Pooners lost, dolls vvon
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Giggers your response
>
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I was raped yesterday bros
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Trans rights!
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'toss
>Arrow
<Arrow
^Arrow
vArrow
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is hating japan aryan or shitskin behavior? cause even if the people who defend japan on xitter are branoons they are still usually white
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It's difficult to believe that perception will continue after death
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Can someone send the meme that goes something like "If you don't like it, then turn a blind eye to it, just like you do with racism words words words"?
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Where did all the oldfags go this board sucks
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>changing the coinslot image slightly so that janny is forced to look at it and approve it
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i cut off my dick and now im a real woman
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My first time drawing Cobson I made it a poster is this gemmy?
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the trvke that BTFO'd all christcucks
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>im thinking about soyjaks every single second of my life
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ITT we do dis
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NIGGER
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Should i say ts instead of this or is that for black monkeys only
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We need a new Christian denomination that is strictly forbidding faggotry and troonism.
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i wanna have Asperger's syndrome so I'm not going to the army for a year. like i have the symptoms, it's hard for me to communicate with people or have eye contact with them, but Idk, I've read that people with that don't respond to their name, I don't understand how could this be possible, as I don't have that and I'm probably just an idiot that can't dump all the problems with socialisation and all this on some syndrome
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what causes this
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*spams your log*
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>I hopped
>into a coffee shop
>and then my jaw dropped in shock
>when I saw a girl who had cool pants
>they made me want to dance
>I started to advance to tell her when I heard a little voice say “stop”
>”you’re gonna make it weird
>”for everyone in here”
>and you’re gonna break her flow
>so you better just not
>I said “you’re really dumb”
>and then she looks and thought that I was telling her that she was dumb
>I started to explain
>I liked her pants and I was previously talking to my brain
>she said she understands
>“I made these pants by hands
>And I think it is time for us to dance”
>And that is what we did
>I had a great time and all because I’d given a stranger a compliment
>
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Nu giga fresh from xitter gem mines
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>Gooning to the Ohms Law Triangle
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>heeehhehehaaaaa oh this is just too much hehehe
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wait do phonos actually use my overly compressed media
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KILL ALL TINY WHITE PECKER CHRISTPHOBE CUMSKINS NOOOOOOW
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Normies piss me off, especially foids. Yes, I'm an ltn and it's over, it's fine, i hate them anyway. But the thought of that if I'll want to have a relationship someday and all the foids around me gonna be normies with no knowledge about anything, thinking about Instagram and being basic bitches, and the worst part is that the only different foids are simpfishing e-girls from tiktok posting coal about the sharty and something like all that internet stuff on that layer. Anyway it's so fucking devastating that they're all having such easy lifes that they don't even need to think to get everything they want
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IT'S CARBON NEUTRAL AND 100% ALPACA WOOL
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Christpilled?
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itt you help me write a ban appeal for 4cuck
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>brap correction needed
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Quote bring back /cado/
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2+67=69

now thats a joke
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>being a shitskin dog raping chld molesting tranny loving faggot fucking kike paying chink kissing cracker blowing pedophile defending zoophile protecting necrophile saving 'P posting 'B sending 'G spamming 'Z forcing 09A following groyper larping lard gargling salad dodging failtroll
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>having a soyjak fetish
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I cut off my woman and now im a real dick
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GIGA GUIDE

giga guide on how to doxx: SNeaking into accounts
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DOES ANYPHONO HAVE THE YWNBAW SMV
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Coinslot is nigger coal and should be banned on the site like Dee enn bee (expect in raids)
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Soyquote this for 99 years of good luck
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>joins soyjak party
>tee-hee they don't know that I'm a trans woman :3
>I'm gonna start self inserting as soytan and posting all of these bigots culture on my twitter and my bluesky account so I can make it lame and safe edgy because I'm a stupid faggot trann-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<this is the effects of not gate keeping. 1488 total nigger death heil hitler bitch.
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Holy shit euro hours are so nigger coal
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‘O on the log
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Bro…
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Test
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If you think about it arrows are tone indicators for nuswas
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somephono add the dancing cobson gif to this
>Frogs wo-ACK o algo
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>Hmm I'm going to fix my sink
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<us nusois watch bwc porn with our friends
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ITT DOX THIS GUY FOR BEING BIASED AND MAKING HIS SHITTY LITERAL WHO MEMES WIN THE FIGHT INSTEAD OF THE ONES WHO DESERVE IT + HE'S IAS IRL
>
<uuUGH eberon likth sanic! ith thill welevant white? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICLik2nippg
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Why is climate and skin color so heavily correlated with IQ? Surely science can help us solve this
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>Fun fact: saying the thing the nameroll adds at the end of your post such as “I’m trans btw” prevents you from getting that nameroll
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onlyfans or fansly?
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Are groypers failtrolls?


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Watchmojo clittyleak copypasta

The day no one talks you is the day you are irrelevant, so thank you. OK, never heard of your channel and I admit I didn't see the video, but a few points: in 2006 when we started, we were obviously a bit ahead of the curve. in 2012 when every channel was some vlogger sitting on the couch, we mastered our signature style and many cried as it looked more like VH1/MTV/ESPN and not what the vocal minority viewed as "youtube content." the challenge in media is staying relevant, keeping your audience guessing, etc. companies like Buzzfeed/Vice/VOX and channels that inspired themselves by us (by their own admission) all came and went. we managed to BOTH keep our OG fans happy and innovate. if by downfall you mean being a survivor, having 100+ FTEs who earn their living with us, then I will take it. also, this may be inside baseball, but you are aware that AVOD is YouTube 1.0 and the platform has evolved, right? I could break it down for you, but why bother. Hint: viewers are spending nearly an hour per watch session watching our content… we are, in the ways that matter, more pertinent than ever. as per SoundMojo, again, think of 2012 when the vocal minority whined and then we got the last laugh. Haters, envious, jealous people are fuel to our fire…
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>Sorting your soyjak folder
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ITT we watch this gem
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hello?
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beepbeabpeabpeabpapebpbeppeeboebiebebeboebeopbe
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Hello Neighbor is on his way to kill you.
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Women won't have sex with me because I'm racist, how could you tell?
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OC creation thread

Somebaldi 'jak dis, would be geggy
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NUKE THIS BRIMSTONE WEBSITE
https://artifyber.xyz/
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>nanana nig per poopoopoooo poopy gigas nigger loop
<Wow. You sound. Just. Like. My. Rapist.
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOOOOOOOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW
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OPERATION PENCIL RAPE

ITT WE DOX THE 60 YEAR OLD RAPEHON WHO DREW THIS IMAGE
HERES WHAT I'VE GOT SO FAR

>Real Name: Ernest Khalimov

>Instagram: berlin.1968
>Birthplace: Moscow, Russia (geg)
>Birthday Saturday, 1 March 1969

HELP ME FIND HIS ADDY AND SEND ZA
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>Does anyone have an open mouth variant of the Wojak?
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>pretending to be a faggot to get into the womens sleepover
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ITT we discuss the side effects of benadryl and how we can force an IRL rapeson hallucination
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>kys obsessed faggot
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>what a great computer science video! i learned a lot of interesting facts today
<actually the script and voice over is ai
>WHAT?? THE FUCK???
>FUCK THIS TERRIBLE VIDEO. IT PROBABLY JSUT HALLUCINATED RANDOM BULLSHIT THATS NOT EVEN TRUE OR SOMETHING
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Is it weird or concerning that I sometimes fantasize about punching my dad in the face cause he slapped me in the face when I was 13-14?
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>erm ackshually tiktok and reels are funny
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soyjak.st/mods.php
some scriptGOD make something to brute force this
>while (password.guessed == false){
>CheckPassword(i)
>i+=1}
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GEEEEEEG nusois will have their EARS BLEED after HEARING THIS 'G! CLICK AND LISTEN NUSOIEARS…
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>everyone who says ywnbaw is a leaking chuddie heheh*BRAAAP*
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I am the one who poops and kills niggers, booooooo…., how could you tell?
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>media anporvool times approaching 1 hour
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i like to smell my own shit after i finish poop
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frogslutta here

On behalf of all frogs we are all sluts for BBC and the sharty and nuBVLLS won we are forever cucked tiny green pecker cuckhold BWC and BBC sluts that will forever be owned and humiliated by soyGODS! Kek it's kino
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>100 frogsissies
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trans right are frog rights if that matters nusoi
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>Fnf goons
FNATI goons
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Do your mom is running an onlyfans account ?
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i just joined some random normie music server and i looked "soyjak" to see if they mention anything about it and found this
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Female wojaks/soyjaks have always been gooner brim
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Should I post giga Epstein or no
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>nophono
>mario and luigi
>anporvool
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My main motivation for not jerking off was so that I could join the phonk gang dead serious
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drizzy just dropped 3 albums in one night btfoing all kikes and niggers and faggots
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Which anime girl do you want to sit on your face ass naked
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does anyone else watch a snca jewtube video essay and then click off when you hear the autism accent
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>the originals are perfect
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im going to start chinkmaxxing, add a /math/ board to this website please
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>if you would please consult the graphs o algo
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Schizochads won, autism lost
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>ALL THESE FRICKING BIRDS KEEP DROPPING TEETH ON MY PORCH
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Haha wouldn’t it be funny if I got the gigachad roll
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So you're telling me these Nazi scientists, who were so smart they developed technology that almost made the Axis win what was essentially a 2v10, and so smart even some jews were willing to pardon them to get them to make shit for the US, were COMPLETELY wrong about all of their genetic research and only anthropologists (not scientists) with a liberal arts degree who suppress studies about race and IQ are qualified to speak on this matter?
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MEOW MEOW
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Rapeson's son, rapedSon, was executed in court today.
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I took a nap and woke up at 19:00, its 0:40 now and i cant sleep, i have 2 test tomorrow, what do i do teens (18 and in my last year)
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>soybooru, the premium soyjak archive
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So does anyone else sometimes when they have to poop but they can feel it pressed against their asshole and it feels good so they just sit there practically ass-masturbating with the poop still in your butt
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>Oy Nate, we got companee mayne
<Let's see what they've got, Hunky
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anyone else keeping up to date with funko pop news? I really want the bluey funko since it's decreased in price, does make me wonder if funko is falling off? I assume it's just a great deal for us avid funko enjoyers
>muh soy
its inherently human nature to collect stuff you guys are the same hypocritical cunts who would buy fumos if you had the chance.
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If i was drafted to the middle east and died would you guys even care?
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i miss this raid so much soybros…
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2-stroke Engine Oil
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alive aryanhole
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i hate 4cucks
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beepabpoobiwiowpobipwbwpobeepbeepabpoobiwiowpobipwbwpobeep
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i love skibidi toilet and sprunki and fnf
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Insult me and my disgusting T100 shitskin eyes
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I jakked myself
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Today’s catalog is interesting to say the least
>
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>raifu, i know re not sreep in same bederu, i give you all my money and you hateru me… but you RILL ret me spenderu my rast five hundred yen to buy new roricon manga to feel happy for a second before i seppuku myserferu
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>help da jooz surgically attached my head to my clittypecker
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being a vantablack streetshitter
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QUOTE MANDATE PORN NOW
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>ayo pepe where yo lunch money at? boutta get me some carrot cake
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open those cheeks since im coming
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How do I calculate my opsec level?
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Where cado
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MMMM I loooooooooooove delicious yummy gummy ooey gooey cheese sauce soooooooo much. But I can't eat eat it or else I'll get FAT. But its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goood.
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What argument or discourse is basically this
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Help me, I think I can't hear anything anymore
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/soy/ i have a offer for you, you get 1 trillion dollars USD amerimutt dollars but you look like an irl slopjak, and you arent allowed to get plastic surgery, are you taking it?
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wocky slush
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I wonder what this aryan beast is doing now
>arrow
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QUOTE BAN PORN NOW
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QUOTE BAN PORN NOW
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QUOTE BAN PORN NOW
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Uncjaks 600th post or whatever
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QUOTE BAN PORN NOW
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>Discover your white heritage
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DEFINITIVE PROOF HITLER WAS BLACK
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>Girls buying clothes:
<Its carbon neutral and 100% alpcaca wool!!!
^Boys buying clothes:
v
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Why is wizchan so autistic?

They just stroke each others clitties about getting no play…
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>ALL SISSY YTBOIS WORSHIP THE BBC. ALL SNOWBUNNIES GET BLACKED ONCE IT IS ACTIVATED. ONLY THE MOST ALPHA TYRONES HAVE ACCESS TO THE BBC. THE BBC IS GUARDED BY A FIGURE ONLY KNOWN AS "SPADESON"(valid trans woman btw if that matters, pronouns xe/xim). IN ORDER TO ATTAIN IT YOU MUST "BLACK" XIM
>Well one day when i was borne to the creature known as Byrone, ancestor of Tyrone. It took years for the blacked metamorphisis to complege. Then was born, from the very depths of hades, the infernal Bibisi. When the ancient primordial unknownable divine saw what had descended upon the land they sent out angels of heaven, this sayeth the story of Enoch. The angles bred with human women, to create a BWC which would stop the BBC. However it failed and created the Nephillim, which begat DA JOOOOZ. So the earth was flooded after a while to remove these hellish creatures whihc abused their schlong powers to create monstrotities such as india, trannies, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. The strongest nephilim was known as Jefri-sptstien. When the earth was flooded the continents were scattered and the power of the BBC was contained to Africa, whos true name is unkown due to it being written in pre flood language but means "Biggest Bibisi" For thousands of years up until the evil men of Yakoob known as Yt-bois (meaning yt=cum, bois=skin in pre flood language remnants) rediscovered africa. The real purpose of the scramble of africa, was the scramble for bibisi. They built BBC breeder facilities to build the biggest BBCs. The entente used BBC launchers to win the great war, they merely invited America to obscure the real cause. BBC's power became known in the 21st century and lo and so forth came the Grand Master of Bibisi, known as SPADESON. Spadeson would unite africa under the banner of Bibisi, teach the KANGZ ancient Yakubian technology and crown the Bibisi as supreme to all the earth. The power of a truly harnessed BBC is unkown, it is said one who ever witnesses it shall never witness anything again. There is a forbidden BBC power harnessing ritual but it is now compltely lost due to the bronze age collapse. To the yt devils this is your sign, submit to the BNWO or be annihalated
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What if we doxxed the devs of void linux for being stupid niggerloving troons this would be keyed
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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/QA/CUCKS…
>>>/qa/1006978
NOT LIKE THIS…
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AI killed the sharty because it's now all AI slop and no nu 'tosses will ever be made because of that
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> meximutt is my favorite breed
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>…
<…
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>there are extra teeth in your dream
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ALL SISSY YTBOIS WORSHIP THE BBC. ALL SNOWBUNNIES GET BLACKED ONCE IT IS ACTIVATED. ONLY THE MOST ALPHA TYRONES HAVE ACCESS TO THE BBC. THE BBC IS GUARDED BY A FIGURE ONLY KNOWN AS "SPADESON"(valid trans woman btw if that matters, pronouns xe/xim). IN ORDER TO ATTAIN IT YOU MUST "BLACK" XIM
Well one day when i was borne to the creature known as Byrone, ancestor of Tyrone. It took years for the blacked metamorphisis to complege. Then was born, from the very depths of hades, the infernal Bibisi. When the ancient primordial unknownable divine saw what had descended upon the land they sent out angels of heaven, this sayeth the story of Enoch. The angles bred with human women, to create a BWC which would stop the BBC. However it failed and created the Nephillim, which begat DA JOOOOZ. So the earth was flooded after a while to remove these hellish creatures whihc abused their schlong powers to create monstrotities such as india, trannies, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. The strongest nephilim was known as Jefri-sptstien. When the earth was flooded the continents were scattered and the power of the BBC was contained to Africa, whos true name is unkown due to it being written in pre flood language but means "Biggest Bibisi" For thousands of years up until the evil men of Yakoob known as Yt-bois (meaning yt=cum, bois=skin in pre flood language remnants) rediscovered africa. The real purpose of the scramble of africa, was the scramble for bibisi. They built BBC breeder facilities to build the biggest BBCs. The entente used BBC launchers to win the great war, they merely invited America to obscure the real cause. BBC's power became known in the 21st century and lo and so forth came the Grand Master of Bibisi, known as SPADESON. Spadeson would unite africa under the banner of Bibisi, teach the KANGZ ancient Yakubian technology and crown the Bibisi as supreme to all the earth. The power of a truly harnessed BBC is unkown, it is said one who ever witnesses it shall never witness anything again. There is a forbidden BBC power harnessing ritual but it is now compltely lost due to the bronze age collapse. To the yt devils this is your sign, submit to the BNWO or be annihalated
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>DO NOT CALL AMONG US IMPOSTOR AND SONIC.EXE AT THE SAME TIME!! (SCARY)
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>eating your own semen
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>The mushrooms are government-issued? They freaking aren't you BIGOTED MUSHROOM-HATING CHUD
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>Every GameStop smells like destiny
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>The moon has been slightly larger every night
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>Despite everything, it's still you.
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>Your reflection blinked during the thunder
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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