signature dilemma
when i turned 18 a while ago, i signed my signature on both my driving permit and ssn card in the most retarded way possible. I dont wanna show it but its essentially my 3 initials scribled like how a roman would write on a clay tablet and stylus, no curves just lines. kinda like a griffiti style. how fucked am i for the future?!!![BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN AT CHANNEL SP0NGIE]!!! - WHO THEY CALL HIM ADOLF HITLER - AND THE FOO
I HAVE NOTICED THESE PECULIAR CREATURES CREEPING IN AND TAKING OVER AND I BELIEVE THEY ARE FROM THE FUGGEN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER /QA/ AND THEY WANT TO BREED WITH YOU ALL LIKE VILTRUMITES AND TAKE OVER AND PASS THEIR OFFSPRING AND THEY WILL PASS THEIR AVERI PEDO GENES TO YOU AND MAKE YOU THEIRS AND YOU WILL BELONG TO THEM AND THE WORST THING EVER THEY MIGHT EVEN TAKE OVER AND I START TO SEE THEM MORE AND MORE AND I START TO NOTICE THESE VAGUE LITTLE THINGS AND BEINGS ARE STARTING TO BREAK INTO OUR REALITY AND MAYBE EVEN TAKE OVER AND TAKE YOUR BREAKFAST. YES. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR FOOD. THATS WHY THEY ARE CALL FOOEYDISTS. THEY WORSHIP FOOEYISTIZEN. OR WHATEVER. OR OSMETHING. OR ALGUNA COSA. FUCK. THEYRE STARTING TO EVEN TAKE OVER ME! NOW I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT AVERIDUST ALL THE TIME AND IM JUST SO OBSESSED WITH IT NOW! NOW THEY JUST MADE ME ACT LIKE A TROON ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH IM NOT REALLY A TROON BUT THEY MADE ME DO IT! THEY MADE ME DO IT! THE CRAZIEST PART? ITS THE– (dies and gets shot by fooaveripedo and is buried alive)FML
Ever since I saw this glorious creature in Classroom of Ze Elite, I haven't been able to forget about her. I don't even care about real women anymore. Please help me /qa/.Comfy thread
>go to bed lateLet's play skribbl
https://skribbl.io/?lEChbTLPSharty /mlp/ General - Princesses edition
Ponies must be in every post!Reject the troon life
When I was in middle school I had cool best friend. She was a girl (I talk to foids, shocking) who you could actually talk to about cool stuff like knives, video games, or gooning without causing an instant "le ick" reaction. That was until she got on der 'cord and got groomed.how to save the sharty
We are the Anonymous Collective, and our demands are as follows:Let's play skribbl.io
https://skribbl.io/?lEChbTLPATTENTION
Hello, fellow incomprehensible woah jackers. Just wondering if there are any spadeson fart porn artists who can make my favorite show into something I can coom to o algo. BTW i am Lesoto prince so if you mess with me or are transphobic i will use facts and evidence to le LASER YA ' PHOBES AWAY/hsg/ - Homestuck General
HOMOSUCK EDITIONHow retaining my semen fixed my life and all my issues: a guide
words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words nobody told me that retaining my semen would be this powerful… this is too retentionpilled!!! semenpilled!!! fuck im going nuts again!!! hello cuckoo clock mode!!! cuckoo cuckoo!!! ahhh… and in my dying breath i see that place… cry of silent hill fear; PT (physical therapy)REAL semen retention general
I have deduced something enormous, that semen retention gains one power. Power that cannot be measured by science, and thus they have convinced themselves it doesn't even exist… but it does.Never into troon
I'm never gonna fall for trooning,Never troon
The day of ack-ening is coming for the troon squad.Plans for a /qa/ gmod server (NO SCARY VIDEO EDITION)
I removed the scary videoNEVER TROON
Wake up never troonWHAT DID I EVEN DO WRONG - RESPONSE TO MY RULE 2 BOORU BAN
IM BANNED FROM THE BOORU