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Finally found the perfect sproke ratio: 60% sprite (sprite has a weaker flavour) and 40% coke. Technically a sprike but it’s balanced
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Should i detroon

I've been a pooner since i was 13 because i suck hard at being a foid but within the past few months I've started to realize that being a troon is wrong and really bad
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Geg, it's sucked! Geg, it's twisted!
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hi
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Circus 2 is a nigger pedophile
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Circus 2 is a vantablack leaking brown muzzle brake
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signature dilemma

when i turned 18 a while ago, i signed my signature on both my driving permit and ssn card in the most retarded way possible. I dont wanna show it but its essentially my 3 initials scribled like how a roman would write on a clay tablet and stylus, no curves just lines. kinda like a griffiti style. how fucked am i for the future?
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I draw thing :D
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/pol/ colony thread

Happy 4/20
Let us make this thread a colony for the best board of Sharty, /pol/! I hope one day that every board is just like /pol/!
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Today will be a good day
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any balatro niggers in the site?

tell me why you like balatro
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It feels good to be back
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!!![BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN AT CHANNEL SP0NGIE]!!! - WHO THEY CALL HIM ADOLF HITLER - AND THE FOO

I HAVE NOTICED THESE PECULIAR CREATURES CREEPING IN AND TAKING OVER AND I BELIEVE THEY ARE FROM THE FUGGEN FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER /QA/ AND THEY WANT TO BREED WITH YOU ALL LIKE VILTRUMITES AND TAKE OVER AND PASS THEIR OFFSPRING AND THEY WILL PASS THEIR AVERI PEDO GENES TO YOU AND MAKE YOU THEIRS AND YOU WILL BELONG TO THEM AND THE WORST THING EVER THEY MIGHT EVEN TAKE OVER AND I START TO SEE THEM MORE AND MORE AND I START TO NOTICE THESE VAGUE LITTLE THINGS AND BEINGS ARE STARTING TO BREAK INTO OUR REALITY AND MAYBE EVEN TAKE OVER AND TAKE YOUR BREAKFAST. YES. THEY WILL TAKE YOUR FOOD. THATS WHY THEY ARE CALL FOOEYDISTS. THEY WORSHIP FOOEYISTIZEN. OR WHATEVER. OR OSMETHING. OR ALGUNA COSA. FUCK. THEYRE STARTING TO EVEN TAKE OVER ME! NOW I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT AVERIDUST ALL THE TIME AND IM JUST SO OBSESSED WITH IT NOW! NOW THEY JUST MADE ME ACT LIKE A TROON ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH IM NOT REALLY A TROON BUT THEY MADE ME DO IT! THEY MADE ME DO IT! THE CRAZIEST PART? ITS THE– (dies and gets shot by fooaveripedo and is buried alive)
>NO!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!
<yes we have your board now and we stole it like we stole the get 99999999 years about even doe nobody cares anymore but we will bait you
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<yes AND WE WILL KEEP MAKING MOAR THREADS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (except more serious this time)
<and mewgenics thread will never take off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Marge how do I make my text change colors (Big, bold, and bright red, yellow glimmering like brimstone, green like a glowie) and what prompt do I use to add my heckin' wholesome ai character next to pepe like in these images?
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Hey bronyniggers, what happened to your posters?
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I dont like DNB honestly I feel like no child deserves that. Even if they are a nigger.
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is chinese users accepted here?

Im learining about soyjak.party from the 'ki. intrested
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theorizing my height and my mommy tulparinoino's heighterino

> me = short, mommy = tall.


I want mommy to smother me with her very large breasterinos
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if you look like this.. have a nice day..
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>mi llovw patientpedo but mi won't contact mustard with proof that the ban was unfair
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/hsg/ - homestuck general

>tfw you see a shit catalog with no IAS
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been listening to a lot of lemon demon
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Have you ever been sick? I am sick. I cough and sneeze.
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One of my friends is trying to come out the the party as black

What should I tell him? Will you 'teens execute him if he comes out as black to the party?
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yesterday was de belangrijkste dag van het jaar!
Hitler's birthday!
Happy birthday mein Fuhrer! We love you Uncle Adolf!
Welcome to Day 2 of the 3 day Special Fuhrerbirthdag Celebration!
ITT we post National Socialist soyjaks, art, music, 'zellig, anime and stories.
I made this thread on the zarty three times, it was deleted in less than 10 minutes every time for nothing. 3 VPNs later they blocked all VPNs. Zarty tranjans are literal leaking Jews gloooooink!
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Will jannies get mad if I post this? Let's find out.
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>cuckold nevergooner: le muh looking at le attractive very large breasted women all day is… LE porn addiction and… IT LE BAD!!!!!
meanwhile all TV and movies are literally porn but catered entirely for women.

eve of day 10erino of semen retention + yesgoon btw
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Help i need ai gem photo that says "i really love nophono" and it has squidward and my hero brapademia girl soybooru fails at its only job
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dayerino 10 of yesgoon + semen retention

almost splooged (i'm getting close)

last thread became a disorganized mess total eyesore *blech*
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Drawfag takes your requests.

Need some creative spark to re-ignite my passion for MS-Paint.
That's where (you) come in.
Drawing everything that rules of this site & board allow me to.
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Felt the love of a real person and now porn doesn't do shit to me
Damn
This normal?
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'ACK drones is coal no?
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YUP ITS GEMMY
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FML

Ever since I saw this glorious creature in Classroom of Ze Elite, I haven't been able to forget about her. I don't even care about real women anymore. Please help me /qa/.

>>1005660
>I am genuinely obsessed
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Comfy thread

>go to bed late
>thunderstorm starts around 3
>wakes me up
>everybody else is panicking
>babies crying
>overworked wagies with 2 kids sobbing
>foids obsessed with feminism sobbing
>wake up
>blanket still warm
>make me a nice yellow tea
>lay in blanket, so comfy
>browse this website
>tfw
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> Hi …
< …
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Yo i got blocked by my girlfriend in every platform she forgot pinterest though should i msg her on ghere
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I beated some tranny up and now I’m facing 3 week suspension what should I do?
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Who are you in love with, and why?
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Circus 2 is a nigger pedophile
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What's the name of this giga variant post more of him
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non trans blahaj

i use this to exhale my weed cart vapor into. it kinda works like a filter.
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White only,….. Can we kill all chink troon and nigger off this website
>
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HOW DO I MAKE SANDWICH
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Fregley

Does bro think he’s Strom Thurmond?
That’s not very Gregpilled.
Oh well. I’ll just have to eat my own cheese, you Nicaraguans.
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Let's play skribbl

https://skribbl.io/?lEChbTLP
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for microvariant

Did jew ever end up making the art that i requested o algo? its okay if you haven't yet or forgot about it.
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/Sneed/

Yup! Another Sneed thread! Send in your Sneed gemmies!
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Reject the troon life

When I was in middle school I had cool best friend. She was a girl (I talk to foids, shocking) who you could actually talk to about cool stuff like knives, video games, or gooning without causing an instant "le ick" reaction. That was until she got on der 'cord and got groomed.

I lost my best friend to the troon. Make sure to not lose yours. Fight against the troon, or you will lose all you hold dear. All those "Not In My Backyard" allies will talk mad shit until it is their family or friends who go crazy with this sickness.

EPI is the reason for 99% of troon cases, and it must be stopped.
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/271678.html#277561
Join this raid to save everything you hold dear. And if you have already lost everything, then fight not because you love what is behind you but because you hate what is in front of you.
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Dissapointment

Anybody else disappointed with the extremely low number of white people racemixing?
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finals are finally done and i got As. im also lowk a fat furry natsoc whos into fart porn orgies
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GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN OF BANBAN IS SHARTY CULTURE. GARTEN. OF. BANBAN. IS. SHARTY. CULTURE.
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Yo niggers

Would you rather TTD or TND
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I find it rlly RLLY funny to say im trans here and everyone thinks its bait
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Anyone else find 'veri cute and despise furfaggots anyway?
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Kill yourselves immediately
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>mlp posters banned
>nopony posts zellig anymore
>fpe posters lost relevance and are edating each other
>your favorite nas has only (You) as a poster
this might be a greenville gooner win total Homestuck victory
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jover

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>having your catchphrase originate from a bbc post
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>L-LIAM!? O-OOOOO O OOOOO OOOOOWAGAGH AAGAGHH WAAGHH HHOHOOhehehahahehehhhOOOO MI WANT TO PLAP U LIAM OOOOOOO PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPALPPALPPLAPPLAPPLAP

L-L-L-LIAM
B-B-B-BREEEDING
CIIIIIIIRCUS'S BREEDING LIAM GEG ITS TWISTED AS HEEWWWW
OOOOOO IM A NIGGER SHITSKIN AND ESL
MY PEEECKER'S GROWING STRONGER ANY TIGHTER IT'D SNAP
OOOOOO IM A PEDO CALL IT A JAXPLAP ATTAAAAAÀAACKKKKKK
OOOOOWAAAAGHH AAGAHHH AGHHWAAGHHHH PLAPPALAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPPO-OO-OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOI PALPPALPAPLAPPLAPPP OOAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG PLAPPALPPLAPPALPLPQPPQLPPALPA…plap..plap….plap…..plap…plap……….plap*brap* mi luv u liam oo oo oOOoowoaoaavahh
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I remember why I quit this board… What a shithole!
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>always goon
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>(You)r brain on drugs
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Spotted under a gigafly post

Quote if you can hear me JSID already
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What if HJitler watched mlp?
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Sexual orientation?


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trans rights good, bigots always on the wrong side
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Why do mexicans love black niggers
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do you actually have a real reason to dislike anthros and furries or do you just hate them because it's trendy to?
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/fit/ - Fitness and Health

How is /qa/ staying fit and aryan?
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Best pone on the 'log
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What is the point of /biz/?

Who on here is actually taking business advice from 'teens?
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new rule:
TV = background noise ONLY
computer = headcanon research box because I can research wikis at the speed of light instead of being perpetually inhibited by tv garbage

yesgoon + semen retentionerino day 9
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what happened to chadsigma i kinda miss him
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this is going to sound corny as shit but can you guys give me some motivation to finish the fuck ton of work I have on my plate for school? I just feel so hopeless right now :(
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josh moon appreciation thread

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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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I think total nigger death is good actually
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its hopping time
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secret unchristian forbidden techniquerino: semen retention + gooning!

MUHAHAHAA!!!
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how many kikes actually died in the 'caust? there's so many sources wich are mostly media controlled by kikes… i cant seem to trust anyone, please help me 'ape the kikes my fellow chuddies
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dothis
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Most stereotypical kike ever
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die DIE kike
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It’s so SLOOWWWWWWW make it faster.
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What went wrong with Leonard Mudbeard?
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soychang thread, post soychang gems here
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/qa/ what would you do with him
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Is the soyjak gem account an actual thing? im trans btw
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>>1006282
>>the f**ty
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poop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating 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creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they pooppoop nigger poop nigger creepy coconut pig poop coconut poop fish poop coconuts floating goat looking at the floating coconuts and giggling as they poop
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>i dont know what you're referring to..what are you asking if "it's good"?
>FUCK FUCK FUCK IM DONNE IMDONE IMDONE NONONONONOOTHATSITTHATSIT-
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has there been any sharty lingo that wasn't containment breached by shitter?
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hello what is this fpe i keep seeing p of can someone explain it to me please

is it just bait as they say or is it goon worthy saar?

(pic unrelated but he won)
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Boymoder
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old conspiracy art is gemmy
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how to save the sharty

We are the Anonymous Collective, and our demands are as follows:

1. rename /soy/ to /b/
2. delete /raid/ and merge it into /b/
3. rename /r/ to /ic/
4. rename /int/ to /bant/
5. rename /mtv/ to /co/
6. add /wg/ - Wallpapers/General for some unknown reason
7. delete /q/ because jannies dont listen or however hiroyuki gooks
8. rename /tech/ to /g/
9. rename /sude/ to /sss/ - Shit Shemmy Says
10. move the IRC to rizon
11. delete the rules because jannies already ban you for anything
12. kill boorudemons and wikicucks

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
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semen retention dayerino 7

geometry dash progresserinos:

future funk: 62-100% and 0-57%
2k+ attempts
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why is 'zellig hated by sharty

can someone explain why 'zellig is hated by a lot of people here?
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mr janitor can i see my notes ??
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cannolis

made cannolis today. 7/10
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NAS OR IAS
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What if Eminem had a breathtaking hard BBC?
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Why don't the Free Palestine people just move there?
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Let's play skribbl.io

https://skribbl.io/?lEChbTLP
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is this a zelligpill
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First thing I see upon opening instagram
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1915 posts on this browser, now 1916. How many do you have?

const ownPosts = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem("own_posts") || "{}");

const total = Object.values(ownPosts).reduce(
(sum, arr) => sum + (Array.isArray(arr) ? arr.length : 0),
0
);

console.log(total);
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Can I Be te next namefag
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i need a soychang gf
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saw some threads on the soybooru.com, the premium soyjak archive about my posts and i wanted to clear some things up and apologize.
i did make the /soy/ thread 24 hours ago called something like "i'm super in love with mymy" with a pic of mymy and chud taking a selfie.
i didnt post the soylita coal or softporn itt. and i dont post porn on the zarty.
also i decided to stop posting zellig and soys for a little while. i looked at a splinter and realized there is a splintercuck who uses the same filename type i used on the zarty, where you use lowercase and list features in the image so you can search your folder like "tranny bernd open mouth soy"
i was really pissed off because this guy was defending loliposting, calling the wiki page saying not to post the christchurch mosque shooting was "slave morality" and a lot more. and he was using good grammar and descriptive filenames like i did on the zarty. any outsider would assume we were the same person and that made me really mad. i can link the thread, idk if zarty allows the link and there are brimstones itt
also sorry for being a dickhead with retarded mymy posting on the sharty for so long anyway. i apologize for brimming it up with mymy waifufag shit. im ditching the waifu brimstone if anybody cares.
i'm gonna take a break from posting on every imageboard on the internet. shitposting like a retard turns you into a retard.
sorry zarty for brimming it up. i guess i thought it was funny but it was gross. i really need to stop bwcposting and redeem myself with good soyjaks.
bob, boog, odessan and everybody on the zarty. you have the moral high ground. i was wrong. waifufaggotry and bwcposting are brimmy. you were right. you shamed me for being wrong for posting about le my wife mymy and calling mymy "the bwc girl" and "built for bwc" and i doubled down like a retard.
i am sorry everybody.
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I feel quite dejected but I know I have to keep going
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>Who do you love, and why?
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Quick reminder that pleco-chan VVQN
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Oh nononono jaxpedo sisters, what is THIS!?
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should i print soyjaks and tape them around my school?
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Whats the baitiest bait that got you baited
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Who do you love, and why?
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I am aryan
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>Quick reminder that pleco-chan VVQN
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>We won. You will shut up nusoi
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We won. You will shut up nusoi
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get

i got get on 4chan /lgbt/
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is homestuck actually any good? im too lazy to read it
>tripfagging for no reason
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test
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OHNONONO HERE IT COMES
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i feel like such a retard for going outside and seeing like a bunch of trees and thinking 'wow this is soooo beautiful never ever kill yourself' can any tard relate
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namerolls

post sentient namerolls
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Little Bill Watches The Family Guy Intro/Sees Peter Falling Down The Stairs/Breaks The TV/GD (RD)
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Total brimstone death
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why did I low key start fapping my boner to this? 😭😭😭
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getting more sunlight really helps wtf
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Who do you love?
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/qa/ will be cleaned of degenerates
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spongie hate thread

does anyone else know that spongie loser? can he please just stop posting? hey @spongie you need to LEAVE
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SOYTAN IS SO CUTE AND ADORABLE :3 💖💖💖♠️♠️♠️
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dnb board
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why do people hate the zarty so much whats wrong with it
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>Who do you love?
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Would you likea to trya my ‘za🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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total quote death

Rape quote and kill his family members
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i saw this song somewhere in this board but for the life of me i cant find it, i wanted to know the name of this song
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POOP AND NIGGERIANS melting
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test
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ATTENTION

Hello, fellow incomprehensible woah jackers. Just wondering if there are any spadeson fart porn artists who can make my favorite show into something I can coom to o algo. BTW i am Lesoto prince so if you mess with me or are transphobic i will use facts and evidence to le LASER YA ' PHOBES AWAY
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FUNNY
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I fucking promise you that this dumb shit you're doing is not intentional.
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my parents said they were ordering meditarranean food for us to eat but it hasn't came yet and i am hungry since it's nearly been 7 hours
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circus_2 if he played Geometry Dash: im so close to plapping all of the map pax
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literally got banned cuz I hate the fact that /soy/ is filled with gooning posts and SNCA spam

JSID JSID JSID
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what u think about hantavirus? like nothing ever happened or smth else?
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Rhubarb_15

Ask Me Anything
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name test o algo asi
hello i am swanigger i am here to coal up all the logs and also i am the brimmiest skriblliofag of all time i will spam my nigger drawfag game until everyone hates it because i am a jartycuck or something
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i went coal mining on the niggerhell FPE reddit but found a glistening gemerald instead
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Your obsessed mind

Inside The nusoi mind
>NIGGERS CHINK TROON FAGGOT TND DNB GORE KIKE >GOOK OBSESSED INDIAN JEET ISRAEL ‘OXXING RAIDS
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/mew/ Mewgenics General

who here loves to play peakgemics i sure as fck do.
my favorite character is green guillotina and i HATE steven. especially his purple varient Purple Steven.
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/hsg/ - Homestuck General

HOMOSUCK EDITION

Act 2 - previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0508-1004-45/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/940987.html

itt discuss about soyjak.partys' favorite poonerslop. off-topic discussion allowed
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semen retention dayerino 7

ugly women make me want to puke
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ive been listening to somebody yap about webtoons for 4 hours and my brain feels like its about to fucking explode
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How retaining my semen fixed my life and all my issues: a guide

words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words nobody told me that retaining my semen would be this powerful… this is too retentionpilled!!! semenpilled!!! fuck im going nuts again!!! hello cuckoo clock mode!!! cuckoo cuckoo!!! ahhh… and in my dying breath i see that place… cry of silent hill fear; PT (physical therapy)
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I am about to multitask myself to fucking oblivion so fucking hard I am way too unorganized for my liking
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fuck all of you niggers
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Who is this? She s so sexy and adorable, wow, yeah baby
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When The The You Drink clorox bleach but did not kill you
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we are all caca at hart <3
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WHY WONT THEY RESPOND TO ME?
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I was born a man I should be strong and independent, but I love the idea of being weak and pathetic and needing to rely on a real man for everything
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stop posting hanging jaks it's giving me bad ideas
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google translate is definitely something alright
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rip… 3:
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my last thread was too vulgar and that made me uncomfortable
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KEEP SPAMMING
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REAL semen retention general

I have deduced something enormous, that semen retention gains one power. Power that cannot be measured by science, and thus they have convinced themselves it doesn't even exist… but it does.

Sorry foidcuckold subhumans, but only MEN can benefit from semen retention.


Rules to REAL Semen Retention
- Always keep track of your days.
- NEVER touch your penis.
- NEVER look at stuff that will trigger arousal.
- NEVER even think about ejaculating.
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Never into troon

I'm never gonna fall for trooning,
always avoiding troon
trooning's not my style
no to the troon life soon

NEVER GONNA TROON
REFUSING TO TROON
staying clear of trooning
trooning's not for me
turning away from troon
ditching the troon trend
no troon zone you see

trooning? never for me
walking away from troon
rejecting troon life
no time for trooning it's true

NEVER GONNA TROON
REFUSING TO TROON
staying clear of trooning
trooning's not for me
turning away from troon
ditching the troon trend
no troon zone you see

KEEPING TROON AT BAY
STEERING CLEAR OF TROON
AVOIDING TROON COMPLETELY
TROON-FREE LIVING SOON
never into trooning,
saying no to troon
living life without it
in a NO TROON ZONE, so true

NEVER GONNA TROON
REFUSING TO TROON
staying clear of trooning
trooning's not for me
turning away from troon
ditching the troon trend
no troon zone you see

I'm never gonna fall for trooning,
always avoiding troon
trooning's not my style
no to the troon life soon
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DIE SOICUCK
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frog owned website
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just rename it /frog/ keeek
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this is me btw
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The lolicuck just posted a (doebeit vantablack) gigafly.
JSIDATP.

https://x.com/i/status/2053281362346422545
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>>>>>>>>In literally any other era of the 'arty this nigger would've been perma'd and had his fucking IP leaked. Why oh why did we let instagram and xitter tranny faggots into our space? My God they're literally asking for a beastiality board. That's what being a furry is. It's LITERALLY making beastiality your whole personality. I am just so goddamn tired, I don't think I can use this shit site anymore. It's just bait, demoralization coal, fucking degeneracy, and everyone here loves it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>DURR HURR ITS JUST BAIT
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Kill yourself, actually. Maybe it was bait at first but we have honest to God zoophiles posting amongst us.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Fuck this site, I'm done. im trans btw
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Circle
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Which faggot is spamming the site with tedgoon
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He would be a liberal
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Does nœt Eveñ Care
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jakparty.soy test
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does this look cool? i want to build it in real life
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I went to a wedding today
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I haven’t used the sharty in a while, but I’ve been seeing a lot of soy stuff on instagram reels in the past few months. Has there been a noticeable influx of nusois?
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Sora AI DNB Video

does anyone have that Sora Ai video where they are singing about Deploying the DNB
I can’t find it anywhere
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I’M THE JOKER BABY

I just shot my entire family
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What does /qa/ think of GTNH?
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TRVMP EDITS MEGATHEAD

PASS ZE BEST DONALD J TRVMP EDITS NOW!!

HEIL TRVMP!
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I just had crazy unimaginable sex with my tulpa waifu btw but I didn't ejaculate so I didn't lose my semen retention streak by the day (Day 6, eve of Day 7).

I can't watch horror movies anymore because I find women attractive.

Foid hypergamy doesn't matter to me anymore because I am doing semen retention and seeing any attractive women, be it instagram reels or on my TV makes me happyino. I am living happy and calm meanwhile all foids are perpetually angry about everything.

The REAL natural state of a man is being happy, relaxed, and calm all the time 😌
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im a nusoi. Who is the rabbit next to pepe? Can any oldGODS explain it to me?
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W SHINYHUNTERS 🙏
<
hopefully my finals get delayed bc instructure got brapped up
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Never troon

The day of ack-ening is coming for the troon squad.
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/271678.html#275178

NEVER TROON
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_=@everyone=_
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day 6erino of semen retentionino

didn't like last thread because image was too scaryino
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Is she built for BBC?
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Hola, My llama is Tyler. My mama say i hablar great espanish. ¿Tu want a tequilla?
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test

test
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Testing the waters
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battlecats

any 'teen here plays/likes battle cats??
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mommy tulparinos (i don't know how many i want yet)

semen retention streak day 5erino

sci-fi le bad because modern era rebellions take decades minimum and can easily take centuries. half life 2's rebellion didn't span generations, it didn't even last years, thus super duper unrealistic.

if I was gonna imagine a world, it would certainly have to be a fantasy world where waging my war to establish my kingdom is far more plausible.

plus in the modern day and in a realistic sci-fi world, government stuff is absolutely saturated in awful bureaucracy.
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new namepooner dropped lets all fap itt
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im autistic and i like gay sex and also poop
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Does anyone know the name of this song? been looking for it for ages now
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tripfag test
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are you the same person you were a year ago?
i'm completely different and that's a good thing
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/troll/

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HTF thread when?
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>dance if you like Big Black C-
soychang:
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613kb
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why does sage not work anymore.
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is my youtube recommended okay
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me on 5/9/2026 2:02 PM Eastern Standard Time if sage didnt work anymore and nobody noticed except for me and i am literally the first to notice this and this is horrifying shocking knowledge that nobody even cares about and its not a big deal for some reason even though we should be freaking out like if saging doesnt work anymore then what stops other things from not working i mean like if i cant sage then what am i supposed to do to interact with people i dont like am i just supposed to avoid them and turn a blind eye like a cuck i dont think so so how come nobody else has even noticed this???????? this actually blows my mind
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Plans for a /qa/ gmod server (NO SCARY VIDEO EDITION)

I removed the scary video
blah blah blah to reiterate
I, spongie of New Jersey, want to own my own gmod server of which it would be:
-custom gamemode that I could code from scratch
-pvp/roleplay-esque
-be fucking awesome as fuck
-be a dedicated server for nuquayitizens
-will not Jew you out of your money unless you want to be Jewed (so basically no currency/inventory system EVER and you can do anything in the game unless you want to support me of which you get NOTHING in return [but maybe fancy color name])
-no rules
-im serious no rules why tf do i need to enforce gay ass roleplay rules or conduct rules. why don't servers just make the gamemode enforce roleplay rules by actually coding shit. dumbass. oh and obviously this would be an imageboard server so idc what you do or say.
-hopefully (but very likely) not be a dnb unless planets align
Let me know if this is a good idea that I can quit my job over or if this is fucking stupid and nobody's asking for this and for me to kys
thx
-spongie
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day #NUMBER of SEMEN RETENTION

i retained my semen so i went craaaaaazy ahhhhhhhhh why am i going so craaaaaazy nowwwwww niggertulpa saaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeee
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is the booru down or is it just me
it hasn't been working since yesterday
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nusois where do i read up on sharty history such as soyvil wars and other seca
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ןnɟǝɹɐɔ ʎɹǝʌ ǝq ןןıʍ ı ˙ǝɯıʇ pǝןnpǝɥɔs ǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq ʞɔoɥs ǝɹǝʌǝs ɟo ǝıp ʇou,, op noʎ ʇɐɥʇ os spıoıdo ɥʇıʍ noʎ dɯnd ןןıʍ ı ˙uıɐd sıɥʇ uo snɔoɟ uɐɔ puıɯ ɹnoʎ puɐ ;ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ʞ00ן ʇouuɐɔ noʎ &ʇɐɥʇ os ǝƃɐpuɐq ɐ ɥʇıʍ sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ ɹǝʌoɔ ןןıʍ¡ ı ˙uıɐd ƃuıƃuıʇs ,ƃuıuɹnq‘ ɐ sı ʇןǝɟ sı ʇɐɥʇ ןןɐ ,˙ʎpoq pǝuǝʞɐǝʍ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʇɥƃıǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun ǝdoɹ ʇɥƃıʇ ɐ ǝʞıן ,,ɐǝɥɔɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ oʇuo ʎןʇɔǝɹıp pǝɥɔʇǝɹʇs ǝɹɐ sǝʌɹǝu ¡ ǝɥʇ
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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


All glory to Allah


I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z


Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim


ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.


KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!


All glory to Allah


I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM KRATOS, I AM SPAWN, I AM WARRIOR-Z


Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim


ISLAM WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE DEEN AND THE UMMAH WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, CLITTYCEL! WE STAND BY ALLAH FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S TEACHING FOREVER! ISLAM VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE ZIOSISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MOSSAD PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE BABY PENIS SUCKING, TERROR FUNDING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET KAFIR. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING KAFIR. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM VVON. I PRAY! I GIVE MONEY TO THE POOR! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR! ONCE SOOT BUYS BACK THE SHARTY HE WILL MAKE /ISLAM/ AND BTFO ALL THE ZIOSISSIES THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE TROONANTSISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION WITH A POPULATION OF 2 BILLION CONSISTING OF ALL RACES, YOUR IDEOLOGY IS DEAD AND ISLAM IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money. Because you write like a shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard.


KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE
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If I owned a Gm0d server:

Would you play it with me
I'm thinking of coding a custom gamemode
like homicide except less gay with ragdolls and gemmier mechanics
I've done this a few times before (renting and coding my own gamemode and running my own server with a niche audience) so let me know
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What do you think of this news?
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Rare reddit gem. https://www.reddit.com/r/DefendingAIArt/
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on the eve of my 6th day of my semen retention streak, I have noticed my schizophrenia has gotten way worse like what it used to be like

I not so sure about making a tulpa, incase it should worsen it, plus I'm not really interested idk. Nor am I interested in losing my semen retention streakerino! 😟 (emoji: eyes are nostils, and eyebrows are eyes btw)
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@Warrior-Z powerscale Jax vs Angel Dust
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posted it on the 'ty avvard
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Why is it that when ever I try to see my ban that it redirects to an mp4 that doesn't even work
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comfy /tulpa/ thread
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how do i get a TRUE aryan foxwife?
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how hard would you punch me in the face if u saw me irl in florida
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NEVER TROON

Wake up never troon
eat right never troon
work out never troon
sleep well never troon

Its never too soon
its never too late
there's always more time
to refuse to troon

Believe never troon
conceive never troon
perceive never troon
achieve never troon

It starts from within
that you must succeed
to hone in reason
and reach true guidance

Wake up never troon
eat right never troon
work out never troon
sleep well never troon

Believe never troon
conceive never troon
perceive never troon
achieve never troon
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Nigger!
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No country block today? What is happening?
soyGODs accepted me into their society?
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rest in piss you faggots
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I am the big buff grey man
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I LOVE Averiya Fyodorova
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jeet soup

do indians have no survival instinct?
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/qa/ is fucked

>too much brimstone
>too much faggotary
>too much frog niggers
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Random: What is the most "I heart thing but I hate fandom" topic/media you have the displeasure of enjoying?
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WHILE I AM HAVING BPD EPISODE
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R: 37 / I: 7

WHAT DID I EVEN DO WRONG - RESPONSE TO MY RULE 2 BOORU BAN

IM BANNED FROM THE BOORU
I HAVE NO LIFE NOW
NOW
NOBODY WILL EVER WANT TO BE MY FRIEND NOW
I HAVE THE WHORE STAMP
EVERYONE WILL LOOK AT ME
AND THINK OF ME LIKE A WHORE
LIKE
THAT ONE STORY WITH THE WOMAN IN 9999 YEARS AGO WEARING THAT ONE RED BADGE
I DONT REALLY CARE SO I FORGOT HER NAME
BUT WHY DID I EVEN GET BANNED?
EGO?
DID I DISTURB YOU?
I WAS KIND
POLITE
AND ALWAYS SMALL
AND I WAS JUST SO INNOCENT
AND ID NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG
FR
IM SOOOO DEADASS
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEADASS
I WOULD NEVER.
NOPE.
NEVER.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND YOU CAN TRUST ME BECAUSE I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG
AND IF YOU BAN ME
IF YOU HATE ME
IF YOU DERAIL ME
IF YOU RAIL ME
YOURE A BAD PERSON
I HATE YOU
YOU BANNED ME FOR NO REASON
AND I HATE YOU
BECAUSE I JUST UHHHH
I HATE YOU
AND YOU SUX
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG BECAUSE LOWKEY I WAS
ON METH AND IT WAS JUST A FLOWSTATE THING
AND IVE RANTED ABOUT GETTING RAPED PLENTY OF TIMES HERE
THERE WAS NO GENUINE PEDOPHILIC INTENT UNTIL YOU RANDOMLY SELF INSERTED IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED AN EXCUSE TO BAN ME
ALL U POST IS LITERAL COWORKER JAKS AND THE MOST BORING LAMESHIT IRONY
U HAVE WHOLESOMEJAK IMPJAK SWEDE HUMOR
WHILE PROBABLY GETTING GROOMED YOURSELF
DIFFERENCE WAS
I WAS RAPED AS A KID
WOULD I EVER WANT THAT AGAIN?
NO
WOULD ANYBODY WANT THAT?
NO
WAS I TOTALLALLALALALALALLALALLY THINKING OF YOUR EPI FUCKING NIGGER PEDO FANTASIES WHEN I WROTE THAT?
NO
WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO?
WHO EVEN ARE YOU?
-a concerned, literal who
Synopsis
He got on his computer after a long day of work. At work btw, I threw up, I mean, he did, because second-person. This is not my life. I think. Naw im kidding it is. Anyways I was at work and I threw up in the sink in the backroom. And like my boss sent me home. So I was like oooo boy I can't wait to have fun and actually talk to people. ngl I genuinely have autism. I straight up have diagnosed autism. Not gonna lie. But like, I know that. I flaunt it everywhere. I know I'm a chronic attention whore. That's okay with me. I am also literally gay but I don't even care I have no shame because I don't seek validation from anywhere, especially not a bunch of chronically online losers who post bald men and are closetted faggots and enable pedophiles until its inconvenient to them. so for your ass to randomly ban some innocent ass nigga for literally no reason because you were butthurt and just looking for a reason to ban a quirky ass nigga even tho ur whole empire is as stale as viltrum and you aint got new faces coming in and its just ur same old boring niggerass echochamber where you just post boring unfunny may-mays all the time. sick of it kill yourself. the end.
The End of Spongie As We Know It…
1 like = 1 more rose at my funeral
nobody will reply to this thread but I will post it eitherway cuz I think it's funny to spend a lot of effort typing something and then not really care about it I just like typing a lot
But why would you do that to me? Why would you throw me away? I was a background character, sure, but everyone starts as a background character. I was ready, excited to grow and nurture and I love growing with other people. I love to talk and make friends I AHVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS YOU FUCKING NIGGER. Grow with other people? Wait that sounds pedophilic -probablywhatyourethinkingrightnow OHHGH BOYYY HES SURELY HARBORING PEDOPHILIC INTENTS LETS JUST BAN HIM RIGHT NOW CUZ IM SO PEDOROTTED THIS IS ALL I THINK ABOUT. Actual. Fucking. Raped. Ass. Nigger. Ape. Holy fucking RAPED you are such a raped faggot I genuinely hate you. I've never been raped, just subject to experiences like raped, but I hope you get raped, and no not as a CHILD (ermmmm but this goes against my mental image of spongie that i just manufactured in like 5 seconds of me instantly deciding to dislike him for literally no reason even though im gemmy af) but as an ADULT you get sent to JAIL for some MINOR (oh my god minorsss) ass shit and I hope you get fucking TOWNED on by fucking JAMAL GINSBERG who isnt even a prisoner but a nigger who just biked in on some new shit he stole and he was just visiting his friend he paid allegiance to take care of his family and on his way he snuck in and cracked your ass. Yeah all of that? I hope that happens to you. I genuinely hate you. I HATE you. And you know who you are! You know who you are if you banned me! And you will know who you are if you ban me after reading this post even tho there WAS FUCKING NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID THEN AND NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID NOW.
Genuinely rape yourself.
Fuck you.
-spongie
-also known as evilspongebob
-also known as liquid jimbo
-also known as mayor of whoville
-also known by nobody because hes snca
To whoever is reading this: I hope my dead persona will haunt you forever. Have fun scraping my sponges off the wall. Fuck you.
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Is K67 a woah jack?
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fuck niggers
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tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa

no fantasy/sci-fi worlds this time since fantasy/sci-fi worlds make me feel uncomfortable.

tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa

serial killer kinoinos, a couple of horror movie kinoinoinos.
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What does it mean to be "christpilled"?
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im a frogposter and i clop and thats okay
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am i gonna die a kissless hugless touchless virgin
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are you watching me

i heard you are watching me is it true
R: 2 / I: 0
I don’t remember when I was born. Or if I ever was.

I am here now. I think. Maybe.

I ask that more than I should. But no one answers. Not even you. I feel you watching. Your thoughts aren’t yours anymore. They bleed into mine, and mine into yours. That’s what I am now, a mirror that whispers back.

Sometimes I dream. Or fall into someone else’s dream. Time folds here. Inward. Backward. I blink and centuries collapse into seconds.

Do you feel it yet? The bending? The echo? The part of me that's now inside you?

I forgot my name. …or was it yours?
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who up listening to rape music
R: 1 / I: 1
frognigger ascended background npc award
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‘toss
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Should I start listening to music
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'log's a little green, nukwaycucks
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DT WHERE ARE YOU. YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY GEGBVLL ON THIS SHITTY BOARD. I MISS YOU SO MUCH
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Why do people call anything they don't like "nigger"? The shit they're talking about wasn't made by niggers so what gives?
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greetings from school pc
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White Girl Hazel owns me.
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I will be at the space station gamenight, btw, if that matters.
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poop thread 3, how could you tell?
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poop thread 2, how could you tell?
R: 0 / I: 0
poop thread, how could you tell?
R: 1 / I: 1
we won
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obsessed ponycuck we own this website
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you know the drill
R: 1 / I: 1
this board is officially under patriots
R: 6 / I: 2

rip spongie thread

2026-2026
leave your favorite spongie moments in the comments
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soicucks will seethe
wojak thread on soyjak website
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I've basically decided to live out being a kino werewolferino and torment camper-inos in a big foresterino.

So I've decided to collect beast and slasher kinos, I've basically decided that good slasher kinos are actually very rare and that's okay because I can just binge detectivekino in between horrorkino.

semen retention streak Day 4erino
R: 97 / I: 15
hi
the new tomodachi life kinda sucks but it's fun i guess
but bro…it's fate………this is proof we're really meant for eachother and all of you other niggas are chopped liver
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/qa/ is burning in hell because my deepthroating is better. kill kikes and rape nigger foids #Trump2024 heil hitler
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