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Kendrick Lamar was seen taking Psychology courses at UCLA to “master his pen”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Future shares that both of his parents missed his birth in a recent interview with Billboard
“They just failed to show up.”
GTA 6 will reportedly give Kendrick Lamar his own “GNX” radio station that only plays his music
Footage of 2Pac confronting a young Tyler, The Creator has recently surfaced 
0:04 / 0:33
Future has summoned the evil lord Cthulhu, bringing darkness upon earth for 30 years
Kai Cenat is reportedly still hiding in the mall that Duke Dennis was arrested in.
DEVELOPING: Young Thug has slain a mythical serpent in the Pacific Ocean
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Young Thug slayed the mythical serpent in the Atlantic, not the Pacific.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_…
BREAKING: Leaked government documents reveal Sexyy Red has been a CIA operative since 2018 
Officials describe her mission as “culturally critical” with no further details
Officials describe her mission as “culturally critical” with no further details
Rihanna and ASAP Rocky spotted at Mattress Firm this morning, claiming their old mattress “broke through” last night
Ken Carson accidentally leaked his new album to a fan through Instagram DMs
Kid Cudi says Diddy broke into his home and unwrapped his family’s Christmas presents back in 2011
Diddy reportedly still hasn’t updated his iPhone to iOS 18
“17 just feels right.”
Drake shares a photograph he received in the mail via IG 
“Stop sending me this sh*t”
“Stop sending me this sh*t”
Donald Trump was seen using a Ken Carson modified version of himself as his iPhone wallpaper.
ASAP Rocky reportedly slept on the couch last night after asking Rihanna to “pull his finger,” leading to him farting in bed
PARTYNEXTDOOR shares and deletes a cryptic message on his IG story:
“it’s an album to fuck to, not sit down and analyze my guy. get some bitches”
Barack Obama congratulates Playboi Carti on the success of his new album
JUST IN: Baby Keem spoiled the ending of Severance to Kendrick Lamar and now they are no longer on speaking terms
