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my ex boyfriend got really fat and he deserves it honestly rip fatso

i wish the sheeple understood how funny i find myself 💅💅💅

ngl zelensky and that one syrian dude do look like twins lowkey

ppl b like “omg i can’t believe you’re calling me antisemitic for firebombing this random synagogue in australia to express my outrage at israel!!!”

congratulations to the people of syria, ukraine, belarus, georgia, iran, lebanon, and also the entire fucking planet. also congratulations to whatever mountain currently has the honour of being smeared in assad’s brain juices.

may putin be next

i think meredith marks from real housewives of salt lake city should play mary in that netflix movie

israelis moaning about russian immigrants are cancelled. first of all, let me enjoy the one time i get to be part of the largest, most annoying, most un-integrated minority in the country, tysm. second of all, if the arabs at the marketplace can learn a foreign language (russian) without bitching, so can you (engrish). third of all, haifa is basically part of the soviet union. so пока. fourth of all, all of us apparently came here from poland so at least i can speak a polish-adjacent language. fifth of all, todaraba.

can’t blv in the year 2024 it’s generally somewhat expected and acceptable for “influencer” women to do onlyfans lol.

i don’t support nato and i don’t want ukraine to join it but there’s a world of difference between me and the anti-nato tankies of twitter who subtly/openly stan putin on the basis that they want “multi-polarity” and also cuz they think russia needs to be defended from the west.

like if y'all really cared about russia/russians, you wouldn’t support putin, whose primary victims have arguably been his own fkng citizens.

can’t wait to spend the next 4 years having my eyeballs violently assaulted by lame think pieces from “progressive” media outlets about how white women are to blame for trump’s second presidency

idk if the bottom part of this post is supposed to be ironic but if it’s not then holy fuck how are chronically online young ppl so fucking cooked.

netanyahu is speedrunning towards becoming erdogan. erdogan is speedrunning towards becoming putin jr. so basically netanyahu is speedrunning towards succeeding putin. this is how math works.

muslim terrorists almost always scream allahu akhbar before they blow themselves up in a crowd full of innocent randoms. and yet how many think pieces from western “anti-racists” have we been subjected to about how words like jihad and allah and allahu akbhar and whatever tf else should not be associated with islamic terrorism because doing so would be racist and islamophobic. but when it comes to israel, the jewish diaspora has to be quiet and listen to hysterical shrieking about how our religious symbol is apparently racist against muslims and arabs, despite how maddeningly ironic that is given the history of muslim-jewish relations. like, shut the fuck up already holy fucking shit. i don’t give a shit if interfaith dialogue between jews and muslims ever re-establishes again after all of this.

it’s always so funny when someone’s in the news throwing a hissy fit about getting fired for making a totally-not-antisemitic-just-anti-zionist-tysm comment about israel. cuz you just know that at some point in the future, when you randomly remember they exist, you’ll know to go on their twitter page cuz for a nice lil sampling of the most explicitly antisemitic schizoposting you’ve seen this year :)

lmao the arab world is obsessed with blaming all of its problems on israel, zionism, and the jews. homophobia? israel’s fault. isis? undercover mossad. 9/11? orchestrated by the jews to make the muslims look bad. iran? secretly in cahoots with the jews to bring down sunni islam. racism? the arab world was literally a perfect beacon of tolerance and racial/religious equality until the eViL kHAzArS froM PoLaNd cOLonIzEd uS. xenophobia in europe? you can thank the jews for that. the taliban? actually it’s called mossad sweatie look it up. bad economy? the jews are forcing america to spend 110% of its gdp on military aid to israel. corruption? blame aipac. antisemitism? how dare u, arabs are the real semites, is there anything the jews won’t steal from us!!!!1!1!!!

also so hilarious how stupid turkeykerkeykkeykeyk or wtever tf they wanna be called these days keeps crying about gaza on the basis of it being a “muslim issue” while simultaneously ignoring the plight of crimean tatars (cuz i guess they aren’t muslim or turkic or even human) and cozying up to putin’s bussy

what did i do in my past life that was so bad it warranted making me a fkngserfnoejfa ukrainian jew/crimean tatar/ethnic potato by way of fkaregnawn donetsk/haifa this time around. like was i a really bad person before? did i commit crimes? was i a serial killer? did i steal money from orphans? why do i have to belong to the two most demented groups on earth atm. why couldn’t i at least have been made a mediocre disney adult whose parents speak english properly. OR alternatively, why couldn’t my dad have been a rich jew. why did he have to be poor and also a lover of the soviet union. i s2g i better be a rich blonde norwegian man next time. i have suffered enough lmao i deserve a break.

sometimes i think it would be so nice if god could float down on a fluffy cloud and tell everyone to get tf out of the holy land. that way we all lose! no more magical walls or unicorn mosques or matryoshka churches for any of us. we all need a time out.

jewish tankies are literally the worst flavour of tankie. never have i ever seen a group of people beg so hard to be hate crimed. i’m sure if i smacked one of them over the head with a brick while yelling “free palestine fuck ukraine i love lenin” in russian, they would take it as a W.

thinking about all the poor homeless cats in gaza/west bank/israel/lebanon trying to hide from the bombs makes me fucking puke

this is such a stupid fucking post literally why are americans always so dramatic about their politics. it’s not that hard to figure out that: a) presidential candidate number 1 is a wannabe dictator and presidential candidate number 2 is a standard run-of-the-mill annoying democrat; and b) when given the choice, you should vote for presidential candidate number 2 aka the annoying democrat and if you don’t then you’re crazy or an accelerationist or both. the end. stop blasting everyone’s everything with ur stupid election. and stop comparing your candidates to hitler unless you can’t tell the difference in which case i guess the american education system really is that bad lmao.

i wonder if haniyeh’s israeli relatives are sad… also brb checking on my whack ass prof from hebrew u who unfortunately negotiated for sinwar’s release in exchange for gilad shalit back in the day, and got cyber bullied mercilessly on twitter this past year because of it

i love traditional palestinian clothing it reminds me so much of vyshyvanka

i think i need to take the rest of the week off work to grieve liam payne lol

i’ll never get over the fkng theatre of progressives who choose to expend all their energy screeching about terfs instead of being useful and advocating for policy changes that are responsive to actual threats facing the gay community

also im gonna need all the leftists/commies who said ukrainians deserved to get blown up for being racist/xenophobic to say the same shit about lebanese ppl for the sake of fairness 😙😙😙

i’ll be waiting patiently altho i have an odd feeling that nothing will happen!!!

i know people criticize the unfairly pro-israel/anti-palestinian bias in western politics/media/culture and that’s totally legit and fair. but holy shit does it pale in comparison to what is said about jews in the arab/muslim world.

i’ve had ptsd from the war with hezbollah since 2006. that’s 18 fucking years lmao. now that my arch nemesis is dead, i hope i can finally heal and be a normal person.

i’ll never forget the large number of morons who were absolutely convinced that israel could not take on hezbollah because of hezbollah’s newly gained “”“"experience”“”“ in syria (i.e., acting as assad’s enforcers). congratulations to everyone who has a soul–nasrallah is finally dead.