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[–]Mammoth-Ad-107 5671 points5672 points  (67 children)

ain't that something...

[–]JekNex 2586 points2587 points  (53 children)

It's a bicep 💪 Whatup!

[–]Hobbes_XXV 830 points831 points  (25 children)

Were three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.

[–]Customer_Number_Plz 562 points563 points  (19 children)

Nothing sexual

[–]IShouldaDownVotedYa 367 points368 points  (15 children)

Dudes in good shape encouraged

[–]Status_Winter 339 points340 points  (11 children)

Again, nothing sexual

[–]dhizzlesizzle 186 points187 points  (9 children)

Underline it!

[–]Status_Winter 46 points47 points  (8 children)

I wanted to, but TIL Reddit doesn't support underlining text

[–]OrganisedDanger 74 points75 points  (5 children)

Nothing sexual

[–]Arch3m 44 points45 points  (4 children)

The line seems a little high...

[–]613663141 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You should have thought about that before inviting random guys to your party mansion. Prepare your anus, no turning back now.

[–]PleasantTurnip9500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you think 😅

[–]Outrageous_Bank_4491 72 points73 points  (1 child)

If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.

[–]Valogrid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Again, Nothing Sexual.

[–]Fern9090 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It needs more veins

[–]mattdm311 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Underline that!

[–]AkiStudios1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"two duuuudes chillin in a hot tub 10 ft apart cause theyre not gay "

[–]friss0nFry 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Every few months a post very much like this shows up in the /r/Connecticut subreddit, and it's for an actual event. Always elicits a hearty chuckle from me.

[–]Hobbes_XXV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had to rewatch the scene to get the right wordage, so good and always worth a watch.

[–]UmCourt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

duuuuude, I am laughing so hard! I just started that show and now I am on season 7 already!

[–]Pale_Session5262 53 points54 points  (0 children)

If you wanted it to be a bicep, we should have drawn more veins

[–]ilynovi 32 points33 points  (2 children)

The hand looks a little funny though….

[–]TwistedClyster 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You need more veins to show that it’s a bicep.

[–]Ferocious-Muppet 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's because it's wearing a mitten.

[–]udyrtime 40 points41 points  (3 children)

That’s a penis 🍆

[–]havokgogeta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Needs more veins

[–]scottydont78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Needs more veins.

[–]Legitimate-Cut6909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm concerned about your biceps

[–]DooleysInTheHouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs more veins

[–]Temporary-War8657 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! Its a bicep!!

[–]Mr_fich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want it to be a bicep you should add more veins.

[–]be4u4get 29 points30 points  (2 children)

How’d you get the franks above the beans

[–]Forgotten_mob 21 points22 points  (1 child)

That something is a penis

[–]highmiksdo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Definitely a wang

[–]Big-Opposite-9426 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can safely say we are all men of culture

[–]blitzwig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fiddling around with it will only make it bigger.

[–]seaofboobs9434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eeeeek its a penis

[–]Affectionate_Tea1134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time you put it in your pocket don’t have it in close proximity of the swinging hammer. 🤭

[–]Ohhhhh-dear 1540 points1541 points  (10 children)

Dick move

[–]Arabianrata 185 points186 points  (4 children)

Stiff judgement, but fairly straightforward

[–]thereisonlyoneme 66 points67 points  (2 children)

You're being too hard on them.

[–]MRDARK3K 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Stop being so pricked up

[–]GANDORF57 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've ripped a few shorts, but I've never cracked any phones! \)CAUSE: Excessive sexting

[–]Northern23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How much are people willing to pay for the phone?

[–]figflashed 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Gorilla glass?

[–]TappinDemiAss 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Dicks out for harambe

[–]IgnatiusDrake 412 points413 points  (4 children)

What a cock-up. That's nuts.

[–]M0rph33l 65 points66 points  (2 children)

OP made quite the boner.

[–]horselips48 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Really shafted themself

[–]jonitfcfan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't be so hard on them

[–]agdude_88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came for this comment.

[–]SkyfangR 1741 points1742 points  (14 children)

thatsapenis.gif

[–]Reason-Desperate 348 points349 points  (6 children)

Reversed_thatsapenis.gif

[–]bboycire 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is the way now

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    [–]allykopow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    youshouldseeadoctor.gif

    [–]BeardInTheNorth 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    dick_shadow_on_wall.jpeg

    [–]Mammoth-Ad-107 41 points42 points  (0 children)

    welcome to the Pen 15 club

    [–]lonigus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Angry upvote

    [–]sub_machine_patel 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    At this point can't we just allow posting gifs?

    [–]Number224 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Veiny one too!

    [–]EnchantinggAngel2 152 points153 points  (5 children)

    I'm pretty sure that's an 'extension' of your phone's personality.

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      [–]ThePrimeDragon 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Brooo 😭

      [–]kaffeinekittymau 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      What did that comment say? based on your reaction I’ve got to know 😂

      [–]ThePrimeDragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Something about how hard the phone gets

      [–]Comfortable_Visual73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It’s not a bug it’s a feature 

      [–]Viazon 564 points565 points  (17 children)

      That's clearly a bicep and arm right?

      [–]TheDudeSr 167 points168 points  (1 child)

      NOTHING SEXUAL!

      [–]mologav 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      I swear if I wasn’t a huge fan of Sunny I’d have no idea what people on Reddit are talking about half the time

      [–]SenhorSus 120 points121 points  (4 children)

      What up!

      [–]HFXGeo 77 points78 points  (1 child)

      If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.

      [–]lukehardy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

      YOU KNEW!?

      [–]Creative-Slip-4192 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      for sure. definitely looks like something that would be on a flyer for a party at a cool "party mansion." nothing sexual. underline it.

      [–]Benzol1987 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      For that it needs more veins.

      [–]GirthyPigeon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      More like a baby's arm hanging out of a pram.

      [–]NotAzakanAtAll 4 points5 points  (6 children)

      I guess I haven't been enough on Reddit lately. What's the reference?

      [–]Viazon 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      It's from an episode from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The guys make a fliers to invite people to come party with them. The intended design of the flier was supposed to be an arm and bicep but it ends up looking more like a penis.

      [–]NotAzakanAtAll 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I see, that would be why I didn't get it. Thank you!

      [–]lets_BOXHOT 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Lately? Brother this is from an always sunny episode that's almost 20 years old

      [–]anon33249038 126 points127 points  (3 children)

      It looks like your phone is fucked.

      [–]Ok-Flan8808 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      Or his phone will fuck

      [–]Purnima92 256 points257 points  (12 children)

      Would that fit in r/mildlypenis?

      [–]Cicer 181 points182 points  (5 children)

      I think you’re looking for /r/blatantlyobviouspenis 

      [–]that-one_fox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      The disappointment i felt when i found out that it wasn't a real sub is immeasurable

      [–]TM761152 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      short, shriveled and to the left.

      [–]Rule_32 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      [–]Gullible-Hose4180 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Sucks what? The penis?

      [–]Stoooble 123 points124 points  (1 child)

      Oh no, you cocked it up.

      [–]Wel-Tallzeit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Nothing much can be done other than suck it up

      [–]geekphreak 49 points50 points  (1 child)

      What up! 💪

      [–]bryan112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      We are three cool guys looking for other cool guys to chill in our party mansion...nothing sexual

      [–]neirucha 47 points48 points  (0 children)

      Cracked his phone screen after cracking his phone screen 🍆

      [–]Rjlunatic18 41 points42 points  (2 children)

      That's an average crack tbh

      [–]Sensitive_Smell_9684 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      Pretty big crack I would say

      [–]Ok-Flan8808 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      And that crack is gonna be filled

      [–]Dimplestrabe 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      You need a screen erector...protector!

      [–]StandIndividual8949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, should've used protection...

      [–]Eborys 47 points48 points  (0 children)

      Total Eclipse of the Cock.

      [–]Boboar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Your phone is bricked

      [–]TheDawnOfNewDays 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      It's a boy!

      [–]Casual-Netizen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I don't mean to be a dick, but your screen is fucked

      [–]Svenderhof 11 points12 points  (3 children)

      It's a rocket ship!

      [–]trro16p 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Death to Smoochy! Loved that movie!

      Randolph: What are you, blind?

      It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock!

      Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel!

      Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin.

      He made this!

      It's made from dil-dough!

      🤣😆🤣

      [–]Svenderhof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      There're dozens of us!

      [–]swiftb3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's a baby's arm holding an apple.

      [–]Xovier 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      The crack is very excited to see you

      [–]Ok-Flan8808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Should OP take it as a compliment though??

      [–]CoolJetta3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      I cracked my phone peen

      [–]cerebral_sequoia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Big Black Crack

      [–]PublicRedditor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Well at least it ain't shaped like a peni...

      [–]jdmoffitt11775 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Why is it always the large black penis? For once I would like to see the average white penis breaking the screen.

      [–]WonderfulBake177 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It's biceps 💪

      [–]Rincethis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      dick move

      [–]onion_lord6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      No your phone is just excited, that it just can't hide it.

      [–]farfrompukenjc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      If you keep looking at dick pics it’ll burn into the screen!!

      [–]Hmgkt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Man, thats a hard one to take.

      [–]EducationalCow3144 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      and now it looks like your phone is about to crack you

      [–]2DudesInACoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh i bet u did CRACK it 👀

      [–]Ill_Net3614 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Noti---- sexual

      [–]DoYaKnowMahName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It's normal sized Guys cmon

      [–]MadafakkaJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I think that is the most graphic outline-only penis i have ever seen, amazing.

      [–]spook30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Now you have nuts on your chin when you talk on the phone lol

      [–]frawtlopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      One could say your phone got fucked.

      [–]arabicgamer12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone hit puberty

      [–]AberrantMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Why did you sit on it so hard?

      [–]noeagle77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      8=D

      [–]Awesome-Ranga-007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      There’s a peen on your screen

      [–]TheAngriestDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That was a dick move

      [–]Snocom79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Its all dicked up now

      [–]Reticent-Soul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well that’s … phallically unfortunate.

      [–]beach_of_peace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Now every screenshot is a ...

      [–]iWasAwesome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thatsapenis.gif

      [–]Xinhova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's a penis!

      [–]Shredtillyourdead420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone called you a dick for that.

      [–]TheGingerYeti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thought this was in r/mildlypenis 😂

      [–]Conspiratorymadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I think your phone is cocked up now.

      [–]Ameph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a dick.

      [–]K_the_farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So, a cockup?

      [–]Ok-Comment6081 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dick move man. Dick move

      [–]bvb54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What the hell did you say to Kevin Hart?

      [–]leafblade_forever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Looks like your phone is ready to crack you

      [–]Danpanmaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He ain't lying

      [–]DannyFebreez0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      lol get diccked idiot

      [–]Difficult-Fuel652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Noice

      [–]yflo95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You fucked your phone screen

      [–]Deathupon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thats a BBC, Big Black crack

      [–]ducktape8856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Rub it with your finger for a few minutes. Maybe it will shrink a bit.

      [–]Im_In_IT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Guess your phone is a shower and not a grower.

      [–]girlsgoneoscarwilde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Don’t touch it, don’t fix it, sell that shit

      [–]Sacred_Rebel20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Why does the broken corner look unnecessarily detailed 💀

      [–]ArMa2132 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Cracked ?

      [–]hamtaro1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's not about the size

      [–]snoebro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Big Black Crack

      [–]Gimme_All_The_Foods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Keep it cold, it'll be less noticeable.

      [–]UltimateT1tan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You spelt Blacked wrong

      [–]FunWillingnessAlways 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Is that a cracked screen or are you just happy to see me?

      [–]Plastic_Custard_524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Lovely dickk 😍

      [–]Dazanos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone's fucked. 🍆

      [–]boneyfans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a dick

      [–]K3NP3NN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a d!ck

      [–]BatmanKane64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      what a dick move by your phone

      [–]vibeyclaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      the way it cracked into a perfect spiderweb pattern is honestly kind of art. like a phone accidentally became a museum piece.

      [–]canhazhotness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Everything reminds me of him

      [–]That_Kitten_Lady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Was in your pocket when it broke?

      [–]Carriebeary8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yikes... Hope you didn't take it too hard...

      [–]IIFacelessManII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Sorry, I slipped.

      [–]TrickRTreatFreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Should have used protection.

      [–]SwollenPoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      talk about getting the shaft...

      [–]StickFigureFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone is F'ked

      [–]dmkke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone got di*k smacked

      [–]xxstageninjaxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your screen got blacked son.

      [–]yobishthatsmonica 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It sure looks turned on me.

      [–]inspiringlyCrazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Time for the Mildly Penis sub!

      [–]thefordness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your phone is fucked dude

      [–]ken_takakura1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      No it cracked itself

      [–]JustW4nnaHaveFun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You have a small penis, it's smaller than the phone damn.

      [–]Far_Confusion_9403 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a dick

      [–]elreyreyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      You must've dropped it pretty hard.

      [–]gtmj7265 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If it lasts for more than 4 hours, call your doctor.

      [–]fivehots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What up?!

      [–]TheDruidsKeeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I'm sorry to tell you that once it goes black it doesn't come back.

      [–]Zath54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Shouldn’t have slapped your phone with it

      [–]mettatater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Must be hard breaking your phone…

      [–]Mean_Willingness1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I wonder who Dick is calling?

      [–]Hrmerder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Bro got his own mushroom stamp on the phone,