I cracked my phone screen
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ain't that something...
It's a bicep 💪 Whatup!
Were three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.
Dick move
Stiff judgement, but fairly straightforward
You're being too hard on them.
What a cock-up. That's nuts.
OP made quite the boner.
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This is the way now
I'm pretty sure that's an 'extension' of your phone's personality.
That's clearly a bicep and arm right?
NOTHING SEXUAL!
What up!
If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.
It looks like your phone is fucked.
Would that fit in r/mildlypenis?
I think you’re looking for r/blatantlyobviouspenis
More like r/wildlypenis
Oh no, you cocked it up.
What up! 💪
Cracked his phone screen after cracking his phone screen 🍆
That's an average crack tbh
You need a screen erector...protector!
Total Eclipse of the Cock.
Your phone is bricked
It's a boy!
I don't mean to be a dick, but your screen is fucked
It's a rocket ship!
The crack is very excited to see you
I cracked my phone peen
Big Black Crack
Well at least it ain't shaped like a peni...