Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
Jason: Everytime I think about Twilight I think about how if I was dating Edward, if I got diarrhea in his house, that everyone would hear every little sound.
Jason: that would just be a deal breaker for me.
Jason: I’d spend every waking second worrying about passing wind.
Damian: how often do you think about Twilight?
Jason blushes.
Dick: better yet, how often do you think about dating Edward?
Jason: I don’t-
Jon disappointedly: yeah Jason.
Jon: raise your standards.
Jon: fantasize about Carlisle. He’s rich and he’s a doctor.
Tim, grinning: is that why you’re dating Damian?
Jon:
Damian turning to Jon as if this was news:
Jon: no.
Jon: yes.
Jon: partially.
Jon: but I love you too, either way even if you were an Edward.
Damian: gee, thanks.
Tim: ehh. Husband goals, everyone.
tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours
One of the happiest moments ever is when you find the courage to let go of what you can't change.
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