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Light maintenance tonight

 Dress to impress!


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Well, it's finally here. Gentlemen, I present to you my humble attempt at honest, wholesome entertainment. 
There is a LOT of room for improvement, so hopefully works will get better as I keep practicing.
I have quite a few ideas I'm planning, but if anyone has any good proposals to submit, I will give it my best.

God Bless.
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Hope everyone had a happy Easter.
It took 7 productions and over 3 years for Reimu and actual danmaku battles to show up.
And It took until Resurrection Sunday In my timezone for this dead thread to rise again.
Hopefully today's production can somewhat make up for how long an idled thread has been taking up space. You've all been too generous letting it stay for this long. 

I've kept off the site until I finished the work. But any please don't fret from asking, requesting, opining, etc. Remember I will be making the new thread in /2hu/ but I will also post the full productions on whatever generals are in /b/

Here's the mega link for the full HD version:
https://mega.nz/file/qR1jlAaB#DOPo43GFc908hJRfBXgYv3KLWF3Vc3Tj-9Pk-QavIi8

As always love doing this for you gentlemen, 
God bless you all.
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Actually I have a request, If anyone can tell me the name of the song that starts at 1:43 here >>315450,
I would appreciate that a lot. I tried everything to no avail, I had to rip the music from some random niconico video.
Also I forgot to credit the last song used at the credits: it is "Gensokyo"  by Hi-Fu from Spacelectro's "TOHO INST EDM11" album

>>301882
Thanks, Merry Christmas to you too anon. 
>>300731
It's ok, anyone may upload them wherever whenever. If I cared I would have watermarked them.
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>>291775
You're welcome, it was fun to make.
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>>315450
Absolutely brilliant. You have done a great job with the danmakus. Those 8 months or so didn't go to waste.
>>315485
Do you remember what random Nico video did you get it from? It could be a good start.
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>>315450
a woman. a woman!
so ugly on the inside that she couldn't go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside?

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People keep asking for loli space marine lately so I drew a really shitty one. IDK what shading is. Post your work, anon.
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>>316638
here
Not there. Maybe your brain is fried or something.
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me when i wake up
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>>320257
This is lawyer Aaron Yeshue Shekeltwitz, I'm representing my client "Anon". I'm here to hand you this DMCA for using Anon's likeness. Cease drawing portraits of my client or there will be very serious legal consequences.

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What's up with this hantavirus bullshit?
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>>320556
Will we be turned into hot anime chicks?
>>320554 (OP) 
The goyim is acting up so why not try the thing that made them fall in line last time?
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>>320558
Great timing too before fag month
Shit is in Israel and Ukraine from what i heard.
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Last week they were pushing aliens and now is this bullshit. They are currently throwing everything at the wall to make people stop talking about the gas prices.
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>>320562
I feel like the elites are scared that the goyim are starting to know too much and are preparing to cause chaos to turn down the heat on them.

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what kind of fucked up time dilation is this anyway?
i'm sure that 2010-2016 didn't pass me by as fast as 2020-2026 did
2010-2016 actually felt like 7 years
2020-2026 barely felt like 7 months
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>>320482
I hate it when I'm driving and the "check privilege" light turns on and it take me three hours to figure out what the problem is.
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>>320477 (OP) 
CERN opened interdimensional portals that messed with time. Also, its just a natural consequence of getting old
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>>320483
I know...
Cars today are just all promise and no delivery.
I must've driven around to over 200 businesses that posted online that they were hiring. Every single time, I'd park as close to the front door as I could, or barring that, I'd drive alongside the front door and push the car's resume' button for a full minute. (I have a long resume') I have yet to receive a single callback, let alone interview. I really think they are lying about the capabilities of modern cars.

I've had to resort to selling my sperm at the local sperm bank.
(funny story about that, turns out "Specimen" is not what I thought)

>>320537
You can add the "Holiday PUSH" in most every store these days too. It started around 2007 by my reckoning. Stores would start displaying holiday items 2 months before, as opposed to the previous 2 weeks or even a month like Christmas,(Sears catalog memories, anyone?) Now it's not uncommon to see St. Patrick's shit in the first week of January, or 4th of July shit in February in my area.
They roll out Thanksgiving shit earlier and earlier each year too.
Turns out youngfag anons who were underage bans are now millenials burnt out by everything and dilating anything doesn't help slow down the rot
>>320482
>learn more
It's the Jews fault we don't advance and learn more. They keep us busy with all this tip toeing bullshit (lest we get canceled) so we don't have any time to be productive or inquisitive.

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After Trump was elected, the alt-right was on everyone's lips, nationalists were visible and present IRL, things were looking like it would evolve into an actual political force that would either put an open White nationalist in the senate or create a parallel society that built power until it could break from the USA. There were pro-White news commentators and channels everywhere. 
Today, not only are we virtually absent from the streets, but most of our commentators have either been removed from the internet, left on their own, outrageous grifters, or have almost no audience.
What happened?

I'm genuinely concerned about the future. 
I do not want to doompost. I want discussion and then solutions. How can we, as individuals, improve a bad situation?
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Whites have a long road of selection pressure to be truly racist proper
Whites are still carrying baggage biology that was helpful in the past but now might just be the thing that kills them off.
>>320539
>They have dicks
My ma showed me her's.
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>>320519
I'm aware.(rabbi poaster)
Have sum infopics:
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>>320550
KEK.
Women have probably shoved phallic shaped things up their holes since back in the caves.

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4[Embed]
>>320525
I don't understand what you're trying to show me specifically.

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there must be more to the internet than just arguing and gooning
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>>320522 (OP) 
>>320522 (OP) 
You can always study a language, the fact that Tae Kim's Japanese grammar guide is free is miraculous
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>>320522 (OP) 
We have this thread every day
I find ebooks agreeable. Learning about anything was never as easy as now. Maybe the result was never rated as cheaply as now too, but you take what you can.
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>>320522 (OP) 
Yes but those other things would take actual effort and commitment.

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How do I stop being attracted to 3D women? My brain is disgusted by their bodies, even more so by their nature, yet my dick still rises. No, I won't castrate myself since I'm still attracted to 2D.
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>>320501
>It looks realistic
Why do you need realism? Does 2d not do it for you? Why stoop to literal slop?
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>>320503
The only problem I ever had with porn was the fact that my dopamine reward mechanisms were being exploited by the woman, meaning she has the power over me to get me aroused, didn't like that, but that isn't a problem with ai slop porn
2d porn is fine, and I still go to it sometimes, but the capacity to specify all phenotypic aspects of a woman and put her in any situation you want is hard to beat
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>>320458
That reminds me of this image
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>>320529
that means nothing to me
you can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey

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I've been on a sardine fast the last 3 days and I feel great. Basically I'll eat only once a day while eating one can of tuna (in olive oil) and 3 cans of sardines (with bones and skin) in water with one multivitamin pill and I feel fully satieted the entire day and I've already dropped 4 lbs. On top of it all, I'm fat adapted from 2 years of keto so I have a well of energy all day while working
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>>320433
u could also use manure. u r jus making excuses for lazy ppl and making rich ppl more rich
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>>320433
Why aren't farmers using mexicans to do it then? Oh yeah that's right, because they aren't really even used in our agriculture. Companies instead illegally pay them less money for all the higher paying jobs
>>320527
Haha, using fresh manure is a health hazard. Can't do. Similar rules to composting.
>>319664 (OP) 
As with any diet it, feels good for the first few days.
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>>320538
As with anything else.

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I once killed a man with a single headshot from a .22 handgun at 600 yards. What have you ever done besides type on your little keyboard? Nothing, because you're a faggot.
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Issue from 8 hours ago seems resolved...
THANKS TECHNO-MODS!
Have some TIDDIES!
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>>320154
Hey! Cringe rainy day Dad joke:
Q.What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

A.WATTAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>>319971
After the operation, I was exfiltrated and airlifted to Moscow. Upon arrival, my friend, Vladimir Putin and other high-ranking officials like Lavrov, Medvedev and Sugoi presented me with a private award ceremony. For my actions in eliminating the Taliban operation and freeing the boys, I was presented with a Medal of Heroism. For killing the boys to preserve operational security, I was presented with a Medal of Discretion. It was the first time that these medals had ever been simultaneously assigned to any individual in the Russian Federation. Putin was gracious and dropped to his knee and took my hand in his and pressed his forehead to it, thanking me profusely for my exemplary service. I told him it was just another day on the job. 

>>319978
Are you sure you want to know more? Perhaps you should be careful what you wish for. There is one technique that I occasionally use. It's called the Tibetan Death Press. Beneath your chin and in between the center of your throat is a pressure point buried beneath the muscle that only experts can reach. It stems from a long line of ancient Tibetan arts and of only 9 practitioners left in the world, I am one of them. By pressing this pressure point, you can disable 97% of the throat and nostrils' ability to draw air, leaving the victim with only a sliver of oxygen. The last time I used this technique 
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- the story takes place in alternative history universe where the barbarian clans from the northern and western Europe have been united under a chieftain whose descendants would declare themselves kings, and later emperors as their territories expand.
- they have ideas like those on the fringe right of today, thinking that all there should be insofar as the government is concerned is only what is strictly necessary for enforcing the rule that any physical interaction with the person (body) or belongings (property) of one of their citizens must be done with their informed voluntary and ongoing consent (the obvious exception being that the government could violate citizen rights for the purposes of ensuring the citizens do not violate the rights of each other, or commit any act against their government, when it is reasonably necessary for them to do so and even then only to the most justifiable extent, this is to preserve the government and maintain stability of order by enforcing the law upon their citizens). To this end the government only involves itself in areas relating to law enforcement and the military (which includes the full justice system, especially the courts and the prisons, which are focused entirely on doing whatever could be done to turn criminals into law abiding citizens who can go back to being productive to the empire and not parasitic, this usually involved treating the victimizers as victims, like patients in a mental hospital requiring rehabilitation to
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>>320507
Lazy name, change it
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>>320507
What would you do with owners of this trinket?
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>>320510
To what? No such state existed.

>>320511
Be respectful, I guess. Probably a nobleman or famous warrior.
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>>320512
Most probably an ethnically foreign nobleman or warrior.
>>320499
reddit spacing doesn't change the readability

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