Salt, Pepper, and The Adventures of Schizobunny - A containment thread, because Bad Webcomics has been laughing at this bitch for half a year straight now.

[Cave Fisher]

Shit, I forgot it’s update day. Happy Easter, too bad it’s an update for schizo rat instead of schizo bunny.
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Also stalker otter. Or whatever Elijah’s supposed to be.

I hope the next slide's just a picture of Elijah and Charger next to each other and that says "nigga look at them"

 

[FrogMinutes]

I hope the next slide's just a picture of Elijah and Charger next to each other and that says "nigga look at them"

really stupid he didn't open with that.
he didn't NEED to stalk the rat for like a week when telling Eli "hey put on this purple mask for a second." is far more convincing and less crazy.

 

[Disc]

You know, I get why fanfiction writers can find it in themselves to waste time. It's so much less work intensive to write down shit that doesn't matter or just repeats. Drawing, however, has much more labour going into the output, so how can you go through all this effort and not think "Shit, I'm hurting my wrist drawing a whole bunch of nothing, maybe I should streamline this scene..."

I mean, if you're a half-decent writer of any sort, even a fanfiction one, you start to realise when you're wasting everyone's time. Even if you can't write your way out of that, you will eventually lock up.

 

[Chromeo]

really stupid he didn't open with that.
he didn't NEED to stalk the rat for like a week when telling Eli "hey put on this purple mask for a second." is far more convincing and less crazy.

And of course nobody in the comic will EVER mention it's a white rat with an artificial tail and pirate earring, because those aren't super obvious ways to identify the ONE white rat with an artificial tail and pirate earring.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I wonder what the reasoning for that is going to be. At least Harper’s getting left behind. Also for the love of rabbit god, tell me this journey won’t take like 20 pages.

 

[SomethingSomeone0]

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I wonder what the reasoning for that is going to be. At least Harper’s getting left behind. Also for the love of rabbit god, tell me this journey won’t take like 20 pages.

Don't worry it will take only 15, the filler part and maybe the non filler part will last 25 pages minimum, imagine if we find out Pipe up ending will be detailed in 2027, totally possible at this point

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

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I wonder what the reasoning for that is going to be. At least Harper’s getting left behind. Also for the love of rabbit god, tell me this journey won’t take like 20 pages.

Bold of you to assume the journey's even starting before five more pages of "Why can't we go?" "Because you're not ready." "That's lame, I wanna go." "But you're not ready!"

 

[Elderly beef taco]

The wolf... wagged it's tail to say no to them? I'm baffled. Think it would have a more dynamic response seeing how it punched Kai in the face over a stupid dress.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The wolf... wagged it's tail to say no to them? I'm baffled. Think it would have a more dynamic response seeing how it punched Kai in the face over a stupid dress.

Kai is too nice to hit him back, and Quinn knows it. It was pointed out by someone before that Schizobunny gave no pushback at all to his dad. He just asks him to leave (without making eye contact).

 

[SomethingSomeone0]

something that i just find out, the scene about putting the abusive ableist in the right for kicking the autistic character due to demonizing the autistic victim and mulitply the steriotype of autistic people can't keep a job was made at the last minute, she always wanted to put the abuser in the right and she did it not as a plot twist but as an add of something she already scripted last minute because of her obsession with complexities, it's already bad enough that she made this scene of the first place, but the fact it was last minute to demonize autism and gloriffy the abuser called it nuances, because she can't spend a chapter withouth an autistic character getting hurt to satisfy her fetish. The fact that the scene was uneccessary along with the fact that In Pipe up when Quinn abuses kai she said that people demonize Quinn siding with the abuser everytime by demonizing the victim. Tashi and Quinn did the same but when the abusive one gets victimized, the victim of abused gets its autistic traits deonized it to the maximum to put the abuser in the right. Bitch is an abuse apologist, like dude her writing is the very definition of abuse apologism and she's delusional enough to call that genius, nuanced, complex, brave writing or any other sh.t she wants her stupid writing to be called.

 

[Disc]

something that i just find out, the scene about putting the abusive ableist in the right for kicking the autistic character due to demonizing the autistic victim and mulitply the steriotype of autistic people can't keep a job was made at the last minute, she always wanted to put the abuser in the right and she did it not as a plot twist but as an add of something she already scripted last minute because of her obsession with complexities, it's already bad enough that she made this scene of the first place, but the fact it was last minute to demonize autism and gloriffy the abuser called it nuances, because she can't spend a chapter withouth an autistic character getting hurt to satisfy her fetish. The fact that the scene was uneccessary along with the fact that In Pipe up when Quinn abuses kai she said that people demonize Quinn siding with the abuser everytime by demonizing the victim. Tashi and Quinn did the same but when the abusive one gets victimized, the victim of abused gets its autistic traits deonized it to the maximum to put the abuser in the right. Bitch is an abuse apologist, like dude her writing is the very definition of abuse apologism and she's delusional enough to call that genius, nuanced, complex, brave writing or any other sh.t she wants her stupid writing to be called.

Where was an autistic person getting abused in this? I genuinely forget when we were discussing this. Is this a CotL thing?

 

[SomethingSomeone0]

Where was an autistic person getting abused in this? I genuinely forget when we were discussing this. Is this a CotL thing?

Yes It's a children of the light thing. As someone who working with mental ill people it sickens me how she writes characters with mental illness as shitty as possible to make child abuse complex and nuanced and put them as the reasonable ones in the right to satisfy her ableist and abuse apologist ass and fetishizing abuse faking it as representation, she literally add one thing last minute to demonize autistic traits and put the abuser in the right and say how much the autistic character suck and excuse it as future growth because it would kill her to not show the disability of autistic in a bad light. Bitch an ableitst and abuse apologist and probably will get cancelled the second she tries her so-called complexities and nuances on the wrong disability or minority

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Yes, please Zia! Take us away from this mess! Let this interlude be over!

You know what? Congratulations, SnP. I think this is the most pussified Rayquaza’s ever been depicted. God I hate chosen one stories. This isn’t doing anything to convince me that most of them aren’t hot swamp ass.

 

[invisibult plus+]

God I hate chosen one stories. This isn’t doing anything to convince me that most of them aren’t hot swamp ass.

All that, and it's still unconvincing that Rayquaza would care about a random Marshtomp. "Great loss?" Like no other Pokémon on the planet suffered a great loss? That back-and-forth was a waste of time.

 

[AnOminous]

Why do I still from time to time find this art style cute and keep reading this shit?

I think it's Kai actually. I just want to see Kai treated decently at some point. I guess that's never going to happen.

 

[SomethingSomeone0]

Yes, please Zia! Take us away from this mess! Let this interlude be over!
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You know what? Congratulations, SnP. I think this is the most pussified Rayquaza’s ever been depicted. God I hate chosen one stories. This isn’t doing anything to convince me that most of them aren’t hot swamp ass.

Zia really said: fuck this pointless filler who added nothing but to make Cedar A chosen I'm out, Zia turned into us and stopped time wasting, I like it. Also Zia's right, why TF you need her to monitor Cedar if one, you can see Cedar and two you can't let her intervene but just watch, just use the mirror at this point. I swear if we're gonna find out Cedar utility one page later I'm gonna crash out, because then Rayquaza would be too stupid to say something one second after Zia's left instead of saying it to her and convince her to stay. Snp really suck at making character communicate and getting to the point.

 

[Cave Fisher]

Yes, please Zia! Take us away from this mess! Let this interlude be over!
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You know what? Congratulations, SnP. I think this is the most pussified Rayquaza’s ever been depicted. God I hate chosen one stories. This isn’t doing anything to convince me that most of them aren’t hot swamp ass.

I don't like ANY of these characters, but if I was absolutely forced to choose, I'd say I'm partial to Zia now for her finally realizing this back and forth is gonna last 20 more weeks and going "actually, fuck this, have fun jerking off to your magic mirror"

 

[Chromeo]

Why do I still from time to time find this art style cute and keep reading this shit?

I think it's Kai actually. I just want to see Kai treated decently at some point. I guess that's never going to happen.

That's when the Kiwi Komiks Kollektive takes over and we write Kai's side of the story where the rabbit's an abuser, Kai runs away from his horrible life, and finds a new happier life somewhere people (animals lol) understand him and don't hit him for suggesting "hey maybe being male and wearing a prom dress in our insanely homophobic conservative town is a bad idea."

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Oh hey, there’s actually acknowledgment that this is stalking!

Of course Elijah is probably going to be portrayed as in the wrong for this for hurting Preston’s fee fees.

 

[SomethingSomeone0]

Oh hey, there’s actually acknowledgment that this is stalking!
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Of course Elijah is probably going to be portrayed as in the wrong for this for hurting Preston’s fee fees.

I mena to TBF, with all things she let it slide because of her characters have the correct disabilities or stand against a disability she hates and tries to throw mud at it constantly and unnecessary because she can't stand them not being put at a witch trial in every fucking chapter, I won't be surprised if she actually uses nuances to excuse putting the stalker in the right. Stalking isn't the worst thing she condoned because it was one of her blorbo with a disability she loves made it or against one blorbo she hates so much due to being with a disability she can't stand and use future growth as the excuse.