MaryJennie Bodard, 71, New Franklin, MO, Anti-vaxxer
- HCAman
- Apr 4, 2023
- 1 min read
We've got a fresh story for you today. Meet MaryJennie Bodard of New Franklin, MO.
We start this story during the early days of the pandemic. As you can see, Mary was having none of it.
She was sure something nefarious was going to happen.
She wondered a lot.
She did not welcome door-to-door vaccine agents. Jehovah's Witnesses are ok, though.
Those darn 🦛 laws.
She has no original thought, so she borrowed one. 🥱
Mary is really worried about being told what to do.
Won’t someone think about the children?
This made her happy. Finally, someone agrees with her.
This sounds like shenanigans. 🤔
Finally, she got some good news.
She's a clever one.
Good 'ole Aaron Rodgers.
As long as it’s by footballers? Right?
It's all about the Benjamins.
This doesn't surprise any of us.
She’s all for Liberté. What about Egalite, Mary?
This was suspicious, but no information. But she chilled out on antivax posts after.
She moved on to FreeDUMB.
More FreeDUMB.
She is still worried about the children.
Oh yea, she is quite religious too. Aren't they all?
The irony is going to go down in value. I am coming across too much.
Really????
More on her religious fervor.
No one commented. Her echo chamber is solid.
Good. She’s prepared.
More religious nuttery.
Sayonara. Au revoir. Arriverdeci. Verabschiedung. Sadly, MaryJennie passed and earns her Herman Cain Award.
Sorry for any spelling errors as I have to get to work. I'll correct them later.
You can find more anti-vax stories on our new Facebook at Herman Cain Awardz.
Wacked as fuck.
And nothing of value was lost. Good riddance.
One day everything is fine Facebooking away and then all of a sudden dead as a rock. Oh well.
Why didn't she just take her Ivermectin? It is 92% effective, her peer reviewed studies said so.
She inhaled COVID with all her might. She died in a flash.
For she was so terrible a sight and her social media was trash.
Stood in the road, lights in the distance.
Should have known her life would be gone in an instant.
No vaccine only asking the protection of her God
You see exactly the kind of reception she got.
That would be the infection she thought was was a joke
Said no to the free poke, on her breaths she choked
Next thing you know, she croaked.
No more Republicans will get her vote.
She died from the lies which she chose to promote
The end. Say "hi" to your imaginary friend.
Another fool drowned in the…
MaryJennie fucked around.
MaryJennie found out.
Bye
It's time for a Long Distance Dedication to this fool
Trump was such a narcissist he kept his trophy wife (first lady) hidden from the public for his entire one term in office. It's so bizarre. Every other 1st Lady was more public, gave speeches, supported causes. Melania was a fricking wall flower, a table decoration. Before she met him, she was a successful business woman. Then she became a barbie doll, an accessory. What a sad life to be married to a malignant narcissist. That has to be a highly dysfunctional relationship considering his mental health issues. She did herself no favors marrying that douche bag and only disrespected herself.
Her demise is likely the result of early senility, living alone, spending too much time on social media, and watching FOX news. I forgot to mention believing in all that religious, made up nonsense about immortality, divine beings, the after life, sin, miracles, and the power of prayer.
This lady is boring! In fact, the only interesting thing about her is how boring she is. (That plus her passing resemblance to actor Vincent Gardenia).
Did some snooping today of crazy conspiracy dumbasses who were my friends etc,,, before covid.
Yep they still nutters even worse.
Same old crazy shit posted on their facebook pages.
Its like they brainwashed, in a cult.
I just can't understand how they changed so much since covid and vaccines.
So who, exactly, would vote for Robert Kennedy Jr.? The majority of the antivax crowd are rightwing loons. They’re all voting Dump. There’s a fraction of antivax nuts that are D, but I doubt even they’ll vote for him. Hell, dude’s own family won’t be voting for him, ffs. What a jerk. Presumably this is just another money grab?
Patton Oswalt is looking pretty rough these days.
I know that movies are not real life. Saying that, I stumbled onto Tombstone tonight, and I'm thinking that they had a very modern idea of gun control (and this is before automatic weapons). Kari, can you believe that happened in your state? Must be fake news. Kari, you worked for the local Phoenix FOX station, didn't you? You quit because you "saw the light" or you realized that you could dupe/make money off of your audience? Yeah, I thought so. Gosar hopes you stay in Maricopa County.
Damn, I still hear her voice in my head!
No, we never met. I can just tell what she sounded like.
Tiffany and Melania
Were not thanked
In Dump's delusional
Indicted speech
Left out, all get out
Soon to be
Ex-wife, cuts like a knife
Lost seed, epitome
Like Connor Roy, oh boy
Sure, they're doing
Quite fine
Robert F Kennedy Jr, prominent antivaxx loon, running for president. This is an exception to prove the rule that only Republicans can be dangerous morons. https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/05/politics/robert-kennedy-president-democratic-nomination/index.html