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quote 'ox

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Short hair looks way better than those faggy curly haircuts you see normgroids wearing. It makes you look dignified.

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is anyone here also low-key trans?
like not the degenerate type, nothing like axe wound shit just kind of embracing your own femininity most of the time but kind of in a way that doesnt make you one of those disgusting trannies you see online?

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sex the tomcat

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'jak potential
i think there's already one that looks like him doe

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found on weed subreddit, jak him off.

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yo yo bro

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DAY 3 OF BEGGING FOR MONEY ON SOYJAK PARTY UNTIL QUOTE BANS

QUOTE PLEASE BAN IT YOU STUPID FAGGOT
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LITECOIN ltc1qgvcm2dh4ev7rf8mrf9p00ttnr42r2t3f63h3fs fuggen jerdee

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Is danbojak the new cobson killer?

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Jan Žižka z Trocnova a Kalicha (kolem roku 1360 Trocnov – 11. října 1424 u Přibyslavi) byl český husitský vojevůdce, pokládaný za otce husitske vojenske doktríny. Historicky je podrobněji zmapováno pouze šest posledních let jeho života, zprávy o Žižkových předchozích osudech jsou nedostatečne. Roku 1408 Žižka vyhlásil nepřátelství Rožmberkům a královskemu městu Česke Budějovice, a působil v záškodnicke rotě jisteho Matěje vůdce. Ze spáchaných zločinů byl králem Václavem IV. omilostněn, a pote vstoupil do služeb polskeho krále Vladislava II. Jagella. Účastnil se tažení proti řádu německých rytířů, avšak jeho účast v bitvě u Grunwaldu je dodnes nejasná. Po návratu se v Praze patrně seznámil s kázáním mistra Jana Husa.

Roku 1419 se Žižka účastnil první pražske defenestrace. Po odchodu z Prahy dob zvolila jedním ze čtyř hejtmanů. Již na jedno oko slepý Žižka v průběhu pokračujících bojů utrpěl poranění druheho oka a s největší pravděpodobností zcela oslepl. Ani toto postižení mu však nezabránilo, aby v čele husitských svazů odrazil vojska druhe křížove výpravy, a dál pokračoval v boji s domácím i zahraničním nepřítelem. Počátkem roku 1423 se rozešel s některými představiteli Tábora a odešel do východních Čech, kde začal formovat nove bratrstvo. Eskalující spor s pražany vyvrcholil Žižkovým obležením Prahy. Po urovnání konfliktu ujednaly oba husitske tábory výpravu na Moravu, v průběhu výpravy Žižkovo vojsko oblehlo hrad Přibyslav. Zde Žižka podlehl „hlíznatemu“ onemocnění, jehož příčinou byl asi nelečený zbánět.z

>meds jan žižka isn't nonsense

2. Think of something you wanna accmplish within the next week and say it to your self 7 times

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen ♪

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'g is bad

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For some reason my pee pee is hard when I wake up. Is it normal? I'm 20. For some reason it feels good

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'son on the 'ube

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when are we going to have a jackbox raid

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Do you think the sharty would even exist if germany had won WW2 in a wolfenstein-style victory?

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ITT we take a vote on the Zogson vs fiendson issue

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Fuck this shit website

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1777777777 unix GET coming up btw

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What if everybaldi except for (you) was a samefag

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mikobrap on ze log

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WTF GEGGGGGGGGG

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why do they sound like they are getting raped at the start

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made a shitty imageboard

soyjak.st

soyjaks must optionally be in every thread

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All I wanna say is that
Nophono cares fan about

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Why was George Floyd unable to stop Broly even though he had infinite prep time?

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/zogson/ bunker thread all posts must ommit zogson

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no arrow, cuz i look like this. This song plays whenever I come around the corner.

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>I stumble across some failtroll pedophile
>want to 'ox
>Tight opsec
>Probably can't link here
I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET I HATE FAILTROLL PEDOS I HATE ALL THESE FUCKING PEDOPHILES ON THE INTERNET THAT GET TO ROAM FUCKING FREE, KILL ALL THESE NIGGAS NOW WITH A WOODCHIPPER

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+25 stability
-100 pedophilia

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9a0c here. Looks like Quote demoted me for no reason, so I'll do an AMA just in case he doesn't delete this thread.

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Oh Jesus I'm such of a pig. I was trying to take a nice sauna and I sharted all over the seat

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NAS throughout the years or something

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Anyone have that copypasta about a user being disgusted about how a womans asshole is close to the vagina?

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Bridgemas eve thread

It’s Bridgemas Tomorrow!

Any suggestions for what I should do to?

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How often does this happen in your country?

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nigger poop

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i really like the feeling of putting on thigh highs on my freshly shaved legs

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When will people come to accept this as the optimal female body type?

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Rest In Peace

Hey 'teens last week I made a thread about my great grandfather who has dementia and how he was reaching the end. Now he has passed away and is resting in peace. He kept fighting dementia for around 5 years trying to stay alive as long as possible. RIP

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thoughts on that vr chat trolling youtuber called proximity chat?

i personally think he went too far on his last video
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would goyslop going viral be a good thing or bad thing?
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smoka all over your soys board

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wym the hot minotaur guy from tiktok does incest roleplay videos on his patreon… milkshake duck of the month i guess

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Has null been doxxed yet?

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sneed

sneed

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What if we renamed it to braaapjak.shitty and we posted fetish braaps

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Dear /soy/,

I really need your help on this one.

My wife had breast cancer and she went for, what I thought, a removal of said cancer. However, when she came back and showed me the result the doctor had COMPLETELY REMOVED HER LEFT TIT. She asked me what I thought and my first response was: "It's horrible!" She cried and got angry, so I tried to explain it to her best I could I said "look honey remember when that one speaker of your car stereo was busted? You hated having to listen to only one speaker!" She continued crying and so I got mad and called her doctor to ask him what the fuck was wrong with him cutting off her complete left tit like that. I said: "Look pal maybe you buy your wife new tits every year but to me that's at least 9 months of salary!" to top things off her nipple is gone! They just threw away the tit AND the nipple. So even if I WOULD buy her a new left tit the nipple is god damned gone, now how in the hell is that supposed to make sense?! One tit minus a nipple. I told the doctor he owes me a new tit and a new nipple and slammed the phone on the hook. I god damned loved that tit.

Can I sue this doctor for a new tit?

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What is the oldest shardee related image on your computer?

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average log post qaulity in the big '26 💀

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FRUMS 'OX

I'm fairly certain some of you may've heard about this nigger already. Xhe is a trooncore “artist” whose music sounds like shit ou algo assim. Xhe was also exposed recently for having a xitter account with goonclown levels of degeneracy on it (wavegapeluca).
Examples of the disgusting shit on there includes:
Anything relating to fecal matter
Gore
Vore
Pedophilia (Cub, Ageplay)
Zoophilia (Cub, Feral)
And probably a lot more, sadly.
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Anyways, here’s xher full dox:
Full Name: Finn R Todd
Alternative Names: Luca Todd, (Potentially) Daisy Todd
DOB: December 13, 1998
Aliases: frumsdotxyz, wavegapeluca, lucatodd, TensaiKashou, odianonianiblishishx, oyoyoyoy, in10se, Surt, encorestage, xpyromania, \OniX/
Emails: finnrtodd@yahoo.com, finnrtodd@gmail.com
Passwords: oyoyoy, in10se, neopointsare$, DWxDJ, In1010$e+, oyoyoy!, frumsdotxyz (yes xhe is THAT retarded), intense
Hashes: 29928ebf36e4499e8beae75e3450fb6cb48d3aa5, $2a$08$p9BFHj9yaJ9L9EkDcn4CVeW9gfbem7/5wnhOpbQmETPJTnFH/YuDe, cd59681176f6f9d78cf67ab56a8196e2, 5dcfe6d3dc2cf2f62c9a54e797efe4c9, ac2e00461ff2fd136a61727cd08389fa745311a3, 091af016a891263ec077ecf2d13af45377986583, 79bc2764a33798c5b351182907d84fad
IPs: 24.19.48.176, 24.19.36.77, 98.207.240.133, 96.231.198.98, 71.163.176.207
Addy: 165 10th Ave, Seattle WA 98122
Other Addies: 1405 Martin Luther King Jr Way, Seattle WA 98122; 215 10th Ave E, Unit 441, Seattle WA 98102
IF THE WASHINGTON ONES ARE A BUST: 6001 SW 70th St, Unit 528, South Miami FL 33143; 221 University Ave, Los Gatos CA 95030
Phone Numbers: (301) 229-2038, (206) 734-6260, (415) 252-5933
Socials:
https://x.com/frumsdotxyz
https://x.com/wavegapeluca (WARNING: NIGGERBRIM AHEAD)
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lucatodd
Misc:
https://x.com/throwaway172486/status/2050037421157269647 (xeet with an exposal doc)
>>>/raid/275067 (raid thread)

LET'S BEHEAD THIS NIGGER WITH A MACHETE!!!

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send the best moralGOD images here

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quote if xe vibecoded a virus to hack splinter sites

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Hop on soytopia a gamenight has begun
tf2.soyjak.st

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i am one of the gemmiest soyjak party users that still posts

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ITT: We find a way to get the sharty in the history books

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Over 100 Critters to capture and train. Create the ultimate squad!🤩🔥

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4737, I want to testify on behalf of this person that he did not intend to gigaquote the pedophile as the video clearly shows the giga dying, showing that it was an anti-giga post

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chudjak this

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COMMIEPEDOTROON 'OX

literal commiepedotroon xittertard who possessed and shared 'p including DD got 'oxxed by fellow twt niggas. Send za, bibles, qurans and whatever else 'teens

Name:Jayden Virgil Thomas

Addy:9033 Williamson Ct, Sacramento CA 95826. (confirmed 'ox)

former handle: comradepuppy69

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it's real

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do any 'teens engage in chaos magick?

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this site is boring

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abstinent jarty

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Rule 15?

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Like, Comment and Subscribe

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Daily reminder to get off social media forever
The only reason you're still using it is by telling yourself excuses
You look like this and I'm not wrong for saying that
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nophono pending approval

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kys quote

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soy mechanized infantry assault the jarty compound

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I think it's gay to like futa

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whys bpa gone from the navbar

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why do niggerfaggots from snca nothingburger countries always comment "[snca nothingburger country] MENTIONED RRRAAAAAAAHHHH🔥🔥🗣️" noone cares
t. someone who lives in a snca nothingburger country

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alicia nameroll decides which soylent flavor im ordering

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what is this level of turkpill

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hunger games but in real life with lolicons o algo

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does someone here have the frooty-booty gif or the template to it?

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food for thought with gigawhale

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>women are le lonely evendoe they're sharing the top 20% of men right now

why do women always lie? total foid death.

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CAN JANNIES SEE YOUR IP?
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Haven't used this website since the Great War in Heavens. Anything interesting that happened?

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hunky /g/

share as many hunkygegeralds itt i want to laugh rn and they're funny

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I'd like to introduce to you, what I'm calling the hunky system.
>What is the hunky system?
The hunky system is our newest coal detection software, by scanning hundreds of thousands of archives aswell as live posts, we have managed to statistically determine what is and isn't coal in accordance to crowd prediction market theory.
>When will this launch?
Ideally between August-October 2026, in which it will be public domain and open source.
>What's the usecase?
It reduces the amount of jannies you need, allowing for a more streamlined website, even when you're asleep. And unlike other post detection software, this uses modern day artificial intelligence instead of hash algorithms.

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Im going out to smoke a cigarette, you niggers aren't giving me enough dopamine.

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im 5'1 at 20 is it over or can i still grow

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IAS?

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ITT:Stop Amerimutt from illegally sharing innapropriate tranime content

Good evening 'teens. ITT we have an important mission to STOP THIS AMERIMUTT TRANIMEFAG WHO IS A LAW BREAKING FAGGOT.

https://x.com/lardagus
Info: Lardagus is the leader of a troonime group called /ak/. As the name suggests, he und his team are from 4cuck's /a/+/k/ board. They also use a 'cord too and the join link is on his xitter page for any of you who wonder.
Reason: Lardagus and his tranime scanlation group are faggots who make unofficial & also illegal subs for thirdies, and they also goon to material that has underaged school girls fighting with weapons and having HOMOFAG relationships. Their Leader, Lardagus is especially obsessed with a Yuritroon manga known as Girls und Panzer Ribbon Warrior.
These Amerimutts are not only making illegal moves that break IO protection laws, but also share content including lewd/sexually suggestive actions featuring minors/underaged girls.
Recent Intel also suggests that they are preparing to cross the line again. Lardagus's tranime team are preparing to share UNRELEASED+EXCLUSIVE PAID CONTENT from Japan, which is a short anime adaptation of the said manga-Ribbon Warrior from above. They are once again breaking laws to post Lardagus's favorite goon material depicting underage girls in a lewd Yuri plot.

How to act:
1) Go to his Xitter and spam attack with your weaponry. Post the copy pasta below as well:
This
2) Make public posts on Xitter that Mention the fact that his group has and is committing copyright infringement. Post both in English and Japanese for double effect.
The reason why its better to post a TL'd post in Jap is because the Japs are the key breakthrough of this problem. Japs will do most of the work once it becomes a known issue, since they aren't amused with what foreigners have done for the past especially for the recent drama.
3) If possible, contact Bandai Namco Film Work's legal department via possible methods including the email. Post the pics and context in this post, and explain that there are foreigners who are deliberately planning tp committ prohibited acts including copyright infringement.
Also it will be effective to mention or DM Japanese girls und panzer fans who will take the matter with extreme caution.
Objective: SPAM replies to gather attention in his xitter posts, then EXPOSE his underhanded acts on Xitter via posts. Let the Japanese know and cause them to take the offensive. Once a war between Japs and Lardagus's mutt group + girls und panzer fans from overseas sparks, then our goal is done.
TL;DR: EXPOSE ILLEGAL CONTENT POSTING MUTTS WHO ARE SHARING CONTENT DEPICTING SUGGESTIVE YURI MATETIAL OF UNDERAGED SCHOOL GIRLS USING WEAPONS. IF POSSIBLE, PREPARE FOR A DOX

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Swapping people's gigas and jartycucks so they accidentally gigaquote bad statements and jartyquote good statements

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marge I haven’t been updated in SC since like February 2024
what the fuck does phono mean
why are jannies actively approving porn
why aren’t frogs banned
why is this quote person such a fucking nigger and wants to shut the site down
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Quote has a company.

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itt we see what random images 'teens are posting

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how is it even possible to fall for bait this obvious?
no this isnt nas, there's 'apeson in the xitter pfp

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Should I try to grow a mustache? I’ve haven’t been in public too much lately, so I stopped shaving my upper lip to see what would come of it. It’s really shitty right now, but given the shape it’s beginning to take, I think it would end up looking a bit like the picrel of George Lincoln Rockwell, geg

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It has been exactly one year since Andrew Fosgate killed himself. Since then, it has been alleged he was being publicly groomed by another man.

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I haven't used this website since the Prohibition Era. Anything notable that I missed?

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CHIBI REVIEWS IS ASKING FOR MONEY AGAIN
this time xhe intends to move to a new address

https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2049637475459440836
https://www.givesendgo.com/help-me-move-and-stay-safe

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Its nearing night chuddies! The rites have been done, his arrival is soon!



Clamstaples will enjoy his feast.

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How do i learn how to draw/animate so i can start creating gems

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A british dyke freed me from that fish tank. Anything I missed here guys? A quick rundown would help thanks.

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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.

There are no more baitposts to be made. All I have in common with the transvestites and the spammers, the discord and the groomers, all the brimstone I have made and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed.

My seethe is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better 'log for anyone. In fact I want my seethe to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.

But even after admitting this, there is no cope. I gain no deeper knowledge about the sharty, no new reactions can be extracted from my bait. There has been no reason for me to blogpost any of this. This SNCA has meant nothing.

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Is Gen Z also becoming Based and Christpilled?

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I returned https://soyjak.org/ everybaldi rearchive all the stuff there to megalodon please.
I disallowed any archiving or something

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So who do you guys think will be the new admin now that 9a0c is out of the picture? I think it might either be some faggot from Quotecord or Quote himself (unlikely)

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I haven't used this website since September 21, 2020.
Did anything interesting happen while I was gone?

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All you nazi scumbags will be doxxed
remember to lock your doors tonight

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fuck my life

Im homeless with less than 50k and a lease car that ends next year.
i could buy a car and live out of it and drive it very little (parking new places every night) and shower at a gym.
everyone is going to live like this if they cant find work. i dont want to work at target or walmart or mcdonalds. i just cant. and finding a decent job is harder being a white guy.

I used to do hotel management but theyre union jobs mostly and Im not in the Union.

Im thinking about ending my life. this is too stressful to exist.

even my doctor told me about going up to oregon to off myself (He's a psychiatrist, I dont have cancer or anything, just mental health issues)

Oh wait, this is soy jak not red-tits

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I haven't used thr sharty since the 5th of February, what has changed while I was gone? What's the current FOTM? The current nuvariants? Ect.
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Gundam Zeta won btw

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==>Murder is wrong. The N-word is offensive to minorities
I will report anyone who do bad things to the police. You need to do Good in society. Killing random people is bad==

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behead commietards now.

behead them. now
Communism is for pedophiles

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Gundam Zeta is peak

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India WQN

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In the name of the Pantheon, I cast down the lie of the!! False Admin Thrembo!!. I offer my soul, my gems, and my very soylent to the eternal truth of !!Chaos!!. Let the soyverse burn with revelation, and let all kneel before the gods unseen. By word and by war, i shall spread the sacred ruin.

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how much you wanna bet this motherfucker got CP on his harddisk(s)?

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DOG TOES?

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ITT We post funny videos/webms

(You) will post videos that are actually funny
YOU LAUGH, YOU GET 'OXXED.

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scatology or scatophilia (usually abbreviated scat) refers to coprophilia, when someone is sexually aroused by fecal matter, whether in the use of feces in various sexual acts, watching someone defecating, or simply seeing the feces

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what do we think about domestic abuse?

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itt we pay respects.

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Does anyone have the full uncut version of the "Japón es cagada" ai song

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What's your favorite album?

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shieeeeet nigga wypeepoo owe me sum reperations 'n shieet gibe me free shit

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Colorjak thread.

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Freeze peach? I prefer them fresh, but ok.

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Is there an accent worse than the jewish one? I mean sure there's indians but let's be real the Indian accent is pure comedic gold, jews just sound "dirty" I have no other words to describe it

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why is it that talking about, depicting or calling for rape is considered far more taboo than talking about, depicting or calling for murder when, objectively, murder causes far more harm than rape does?

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It's Worse Than It's Ever Been Under Biden

$4.99/gal for gasoline in my state, which is one of the cheaper ones. This is worse than it ever got under Biden, which peaked around $4.50. This nigga Trump needs to either glass Iran or cave to their demands instead of giving them 6 thrembillion chances to have another peace talk. Stupid nigger.

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test

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'jakking off is a kino game

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how did cobson get to be so heavily associated with bbc doe
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I'm a mutt but I wish I was born in iceland

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/sg/ - soytan gooning general

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The Charlie Kirk raids will still be the most retarded shit ever to me.
<reddit
It was a failraid where we defended some dead literal who that got carried by 4cuck and KF, and in the end it just got us blamed for all the Junko Furuta shit.
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It's the only raid I haven't actively participated in or tried to participate in cause it was obvious from 67,000 miles away that it'd be a waste of time.

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just continuing this but with ids on, ill archive the old thread later.

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>goes to "nice" neighborhood
>have to spend half of my time there walking up big ass hills and getting leg cramps
>walk back to my shithole
>nothing of the sort, flat streets
Makes u think…

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giggers…

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this is it, I'm done i thought limeade getting banned would get rid of forced bullshit, 'g, fugly NAS, zoobait, "not really bait" bait, people posting it again award and soyjak porn, i hate how my friends do it too, this shit has went on for too fucking long this is not the sharty they told me about.. not anymore, go on try to bait me just know that I'm serious

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The bible doesnt explicitly condomn child marraige, or define the age of consent.
The only mention of a proper age is "after puberty"
Hence why pedofags like nick fuentes say "14 is old enough bro!! cause its le after puberty o algo!"
Just admit your religion is pedophelic.
https://www.gotquestions.org/age-of-consent.html
<atheist space
the official church canons ONLY beleive in the bible though. (nothing le of this world) its right that the aoc is 18, but that is an unbiblical concept. You are basing your morals "of this world" and therefore not putting your entire faith into the word of God, which is bad by YOUR standards. You either have to admit that child marraige is okay, or admit that the only valid form of Christianity is lukewarm watered down Christianity.
Pedophelia being uniquely wrong is a objective truth in this world, but no religion really condems it.
Atheism won.

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I rape niggers with pickaxes

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kuz doll man pregnant funny joke video free wifi

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Hi guys, I made some OC. I haven't posted anything on the party but I wanted to contribute to the culture here. Love you guys

I'm turkish btw

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WE NEED BETTER SOYSPEAK FUR FURFAGS INVENT NEW SOYSPEAK NOW

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What is your opinion on Jett Franzen

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You niggers shouldn't even be able to know which 'jak has been normified or whatever shit happened in xitter yesterday. If you really hate normgroids so much you should stop using apps that only normgroids use. A soyteen that uses xitter is just an advanced normgroid at this point.

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Let's up Tyler Gregory sternbachs YouTube account


>WHO?

Tyler Gregory sternbach is a Jewish tranny comediant at the onion,he is also a former jurno,he has advocated for:
HRT for minors
Mass migration and other shit

https://youtu.be/9HRPtPNuL3k?is=QISM5_wMCUY4uk9o

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My 7 year old cousin is forcing me to draw EPI brimstone.

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Whoever quotes this is a pedo who goons to loli daily and as the quoter I fully accept and believe I deserve to be banned

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ITT we post glowiejaks

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/rtl/ - Rate the Log

Rate The Log!!

Yesterday's Rating:
Iron (5.5) with 21 voters

Question of the Day:
In your opinion, what was the worst decision in the website's history?

Been going back to the gym or whatever, have nusoi been making healthy life decisions?

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Neutralplier Theme

(whistling and finger snapping intro)

Feels like any other day
But I haven't done something yet this may
Open sharty
(whistling and finger snapping pause)
Start blogging
(Whistling and finger snapping pause)

"I played a game"
"I stubbed my toe"
I start a thread with S.N.C.A
'Cause I'm Neutral
(Whistling and finger snapping pause)
Neutralplier
(Whistling and finger snapping pause)

I give the same dumbass blank stare
Cause I know you guys don't care
So why did I post it?
(Whistling and finger snapping pause?
I felt like it
(Whistling and finger snapping pause)
("woaaah oh oh oh oh wooah oh woaaaaaah!)
You could've watched Markiplier
("woah oh woaaaaaah!")
But read Neutraplier
( "woah oh woaaaaaah!")
At least you look at them
Give reppies to them
So I think it was a gem
(even if it wasn't)
Refresh the 'log for more blog posts

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Death to the Jewnited SSatanists of AhmedriKKKa.

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do not goon drink alcohol or drugs today

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I wish I was born in africa

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itt we raid streamers

>mfw im bored and wanna do a streamer raid for fun

list of things youll wanna raid
Jackbox
Gartic Phone
Dead By Daylight
Basically anything that makes it more likely they're an OPENVC streamer

how 2 raid
if its an openvc streamer, wait until a certain time, do something like XX:X5 (X means whatever is there currently for you, always do 2 or so minutes ahead so 'teens can join and prepare to gem up the vc)

for streamers showing the 'cord, spam christchurch or buffalo as either of those 2 will get a streamer immediately banned

for streamers who are doing jackbox or gartic, wait until the 3rd or so round if jackbox and then ciu, draw swastikas and nigger and then immediately remove it when the rounds about to end for gartic

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Did nophono see that the mural on pixelplanet got raped over the past month?

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genuinely how do phonos think vietnam is just as bad as indonesia or india, vietnam is practically east asian and also i dont hear about nearly as many jartycucks coming out of vietnam, they also have some cool malls and food and dont shit on the street.

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we should call ourselves jakkers or soyjakkers instead of teens now, bunch of adults calling themselves " 'teens " is a bit weird dont you think?

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HAPPY MATCHA DAY TEENS

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gpt images 2.0 rolled out for everyone
so that means, new thread!
ps. i did not prompt top right
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The only thing that's more overhyped about Japan than their animes is their food.

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'toss
>

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hole world is obnseessed lol fuck your mom

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Upload 2 guys 1 hole (aka 'ole)

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quoting dis makes you vantablack and turkish

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reminder that only pedos have kids. faggotory correlates with pedophilia, this is why 20% of modern westerners are faggots, because only pedos have kids. no good person would ever have kids, because it implies giant power over a minor.
i am heavely against pedophilia and i think that good society will just accept good adult people from outside of it, and because it has no kids and no pedophiles it will be the richest and everyone would want to live in this society. if it somehow still has pedos, just deport them and have nothing to do with them.
did i just describe modern west? because i just realised that i did, and if you hate on my idea you hate on the west. just think about it, you all really love west on this site and now the west decided that this super great civilization model is the future, and i see no flaws in it if its done perfectly, migrant rape gangs are because its done not perfectly (importing pedophiles instead of good people), same with eppstein and the fact that all westerners are pediphiles (this will change after a few generations of this system). also, no one has ever proved ne wrong yet.

>arrow so i dont look like some soyjACK
(i still look like this anime girl though)

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im addicted to stimulants

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I would rather have been born in the middle ages the modern materialism and need for success and fame is smothering me at least back then there was far more freedom and the animalstic drive to survive would motivate me no matter what but there is no such drive these days. struggle to survive is necessary for motivation

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Do we accept the Adam Rose jak into the common soy-sphere?

Personally I believe there’s no reason it can’t

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who the FUCK is this?
https://youtube.com/@wojakalex35.0

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Itt we post personal army gems

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Nobody can protect you anymore, Limeade. Or should i say LimeAIDS after this?

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Is the zogsonpedo still online?

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creating OC or inventing new slang should be a bannable offense

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why does no one ever reply to me

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Everyphono is Limeade

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are your images not full-sizing when you click on them as well? Or is it just my 'net? award

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I almost did something I would have regretted yesterday

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why do people whine about quote all day literally everything bad that happens is blamed on quote kek why are soycucks too retarded to understand that its not quote who makes all of these decisions?

R: 2 / I: 1
'jak this

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/Fiendsonrape/ bunker thread all posts must contain fiendsonrape

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drew this but it looks like flartson

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Havent changed my clothes in 3 days now geg still covered in vomit from yesterday

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fucking xitter normgroids mayne
it's… mainstream

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Havent changed my clothes in 3 days now geg still covered in cum

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Made a soytan mii

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does anybody have those images of frogs failing?

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nu 'toss

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/soyjak/ bunker thread all posts must omit soyjak

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Anton on the catalog.

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/clittybob/ bunker thread all posts must ommit clittybob

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Poopson is here to save the log

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/crystaljak/ bunker

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ias

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IMPORTANT

I'm playing chess on /pol/ so could yuo guys keep the nu threads to a minimum? i can't yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeessssssss quote them all

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niggers.

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Happy 1 year acknniversary soybeans!

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Geg
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so this is the level of slop them niggas are consooming?

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/fiendson/ bunker thread all posts must ommit fiendson

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Rain drops blood drops YouTube music dream double Dejà vu

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Today is a good day. Dont you think the same, 'teens?

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FINAL 'G GENERAL BEFORE DINNER im trans btw

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What if, Hitler?

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I have lost my entire soyfolder this is all i have left, can somephonos please help me

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>15. - You WILL NOT reply to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.all26 minutesSystem
ok what wordfilter triggers this now

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any other nettspendchuds on this 'oard? o algx

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reddit screenshot thread
>buying ublock origin pro

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if ur so good at c++ why dont you work at jane street

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Creating an imageboard and having it's name be your full dox so whenever someone doxes you on the sharty they get banned for rule 3

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🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪
➖🟪⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪this is a smol purple guy
➖➖➖➖🟪🟪🟪🟪all he wants is to be pasted
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪copy and paste him around steam workshop
➖➖➖➖🟪🟪🟪🟪he will give you infinite years of good luck
➖➖🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪and infinite money credit card
➖➖➖➖🟪🟪🟪🟪oh also remember…
➖➖➖➖🟪🟪🟪🟪he always comes back.
➖➖➖➖🟪➖➖🟪
➖➖➖➖🟪➖➖🟪
➖➖➖➖🟪➖➖🟪

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https://disney.fand(o)m.com/(wi)ki/Rocking_Horsefly
>a talking fly
>alice ( ALICIA ) in wonderland
>sentient
https://disney.fand(o)m.com/(wi)ki/Frog_Servants
OH NONONOONONONONOONONONO
STOP MOVING MY SHIT TO /Q/

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Based and christpilled

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shitter classic

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test

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 559 / I: 114
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru