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Why does he look kind :(
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oc
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I saw this one clicker game posted on happenings. It apparently made by some students about their teacher. Btw the game has a leader board and chat. Should we go gem up the chat and leader boards? Remember to use Autoclickers and scripts. When making account, just write whatever emails you want. No real emails or temp emails required. Use the most gemmiest and chuddiest names. There are no admins.
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If you find tomboys attractive, you are a borderline faggot. Get an actual woman instead
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Creator of the Guinness World Record Soyjak (Gapejak) here

I made this front facing version of the Guinness World Record Soyjak, traced from the second image. I tried to keep it looking accurate to the original soyjak.
Just thought I'd share it to you guys here on the Sharty.
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100000000 GET acceleration thread
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WatchParty

Watch youtube with soyteens!
https://www.watchparty.me/watch/quirky-camp-set
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>ts
>js
>alr
>smth
>dih
>shi
>bih
>ahh
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this just sent a chill down my spine
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==TWITCH STREAM RAIDS==

ITT we raid twitch streamers or something
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why are black people's hands so gross
R: 3 / I: 1
I've been eating, thinking, and talking about poop too much recently. I think there's something wrong with me.
R: 9 / I: 7
nigger music
R: 2 / I: 1
What do you guys think of my new cobsonkiller?
R: 37 / I: 10

Bridgemas eve thread

It’s Bridgemas Tomorrow!

Any suggestions for what I should do to?
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'JAK DIS NOOOW
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nevergoon nofap cuckolds are christians by the way.
R: 7 / I: 5
>stealing from nigger artists
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>back in my day we had gigaboy instead of nophono
R: 2 / I: 1
i blacked out and woke up naked with a man bun
also i have my ex's nudes saved and scribbled over for some fucking reason
'teens i think i need to stop drinking
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post music nigga

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>You're welcome
<You're welcome.
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ias
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geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
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Why is she so attractive oh my fucjing god
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neutraldoes he know?
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When I'm browsing the the 'party on my phone, I randomly grit my front teeth hard and say random shit like "I'M A SOYJAK WOOOOOOOOAAAAH MARIO!" or "EY…I'M THE GIGACHAD, HOW COULD YOU TELL?"

When reading posts, I like to pretend the 'jak/frog/giga is saying that so I speak it out loud. For example, if it's a crying Chud image, I go "NOOOOOOOOO! I'm THE CHUD NAAAAOOOOOOOO!"

Do any of you do anything similar?
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rate my goonbait, /soy/
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i nuked a fan server of some pooner retroslop webseries that trannies with scat porn and they all started leaking and oreos
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>SENTIENT
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A story for yall 'teens. I did back in 2021 and 2023 multiple devious lick on my school. I licked 12 hard drives, 3 keyboards, 6 mouses, a monitor, multiple disinfectant bottles, lots of toilet paper rolls, a toilet seat (Cuz why not geeg), multiple clocks, forks, knives, copper wiring (even from walls) and lastly a teachers tablet. I got away from all of this. Until today i was told i got served and have to go to court in a week. This bitch ass raisinskin mf snitched on me while drunk at a bar. And now i might face charges for grand larceny or criminal mischief and a fucking hefty ahh fine.
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>spreads covid 19 to niggers
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>tfw bumping bottom-board bait that will enrage the amerimutts terminally online enough to stay here
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JIGGLE.FUN THREAD
https://jiggie.fun/BPRUW1
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>killing 18 niggers at your concert by throwing a live hand grenade and getting away with it
Why is Elvis bad, exactly/
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this is real and true, women genuinely worship BBC and would rather be killed by a BLACK BVLL than marry a tiny white pecker cuckold with a pink sissy clitty LOL! or something
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Does any phono want to watch youtube together?
https://www.watchparty.me/watch/quirky-camp-set
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>wahh no arrow

so what? does it look like someone has a bow? are you gonna shoot that arrow? piss off arrow tards you guys need to go back
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>You ain't nothing but a nusoi
>Leaking all the time
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you guys watch wierdpenis's streams everyday?
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After I stopped using the sharty, I
>lost my virginity while diapered to a trans goddess
>used discord to connect with awesome people
>got medication for my mental disorders trusted by science that actually helped
>went from chronically depressed to motivated
>got into an 11% admissions rate school as a cis white male
>got an amazing fursona I have a lot of cool diaper art of
This happened all in the span of ONE. YEAR.
Tama's diaper WABAG, she is all I miss (and Cobson I guess)
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rape weirdpenis while he streams so I get gooning material for later
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d octos giga
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/zogson/ bunker thread all posts must ommit zogson
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Who wants guns to shoot up some nophono black community for the white race?
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>protogent antivirus
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nu' gemmy template
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>NYEAAGHTTTTTT SEEEIYYYOOKAAAA
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We must settle this debate. Is it gay to like Tomboys?
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'g should be allowed
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Dream the life away and oreos
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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>
Why do mexibraps eat this?
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why are they so tricksy
R: 5 / I: 0
how shroom niggas look at you when you say there will be gay men at the function
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Is it true?
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Who else dose druges
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do you pronounce "sharty" "shar tee" or "shar dee"
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I'm sleep deprived o algo
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Fuck this gay site run by pedophiles.
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zog on the 'log
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>building a long-range poop railgun to shoot niggers across continents
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그 누구도 못가본 길 굴함없 우리 왔네
이 나라를 목숨보다 더 사랑하기에
설한퐁도 포화속도 피로 헤쳐 승리했고
맨손으로 빈터애도 락원 세웠네 그렇게 강하다 우리 는 조선사람
대대손손 굴할줄을 모른다
보여주리라 그 기상 백배해
이 조선이 먹는 솟아 강대함을 우리는 조선사람 주억깊은 가슴들과 가정들엔 살아있네
아낌없이 생을 바친 선렬들 그 넋이
그들처럼 운명걸고 우리 존엄 지겨가고
쓰러져도 우리의 길 끌 까지 가네 그렇게 강하다 우리 는 조선사람
대대손손 굴할줄을 모른다
보여주리라 그 기상 백배해
이 조선이 억년 솟아 강대함을 아 굴게 믿는 자기 힘과 미래위한 그 사랑이
어떤 강국 세우는지 세상은 보리라
도전하는 모든것을 걸음마다 짓부시며
성스러운 우리 앞날 개척해가리 그렇게 강하다 우리 는 조선사람
대대손손 굴할줄을 모른다
보여주리라 그 기상 백배해
이 조선이 억년 솟아 강대함을

보여주리라 그 기상 백배해
이 조선이 억년 솟아 강대함을

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>shoot me nigga
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I like big fat wobbly asses
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>forcing some SNCA on /soy/
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NEW CARTOON CRUSH UNLOCKED
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>Thinking bout us
>Thinking bout me
>Thinking bout us
>What you're gonna be
>Open my eyes
>It was always just a dreeeeam
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why do all bollywood movies look like this?
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fuck this shit website
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BUGBROS WE ARE BACK THE NWO VVON
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Test
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'cho on the log
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>vegans are so stupid like if meat is bad why my bestie’s dih tastes so good?
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circle
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im trans btw
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, how could you tell?
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ITT we ‘ape handsome truths replys
>why
hes an actual amerimutt
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ITT we gem up the comments
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when does bait turn into irony poisoning

i'd say that after prolonged exposure of the same bait (1-3 months) it starts to turn into irony poisoning. Albeit only if there's actual manipulational messaging in it and not the 3.8 billionth "HWABAS4BBC"
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>2 years ago
i remember this thread being made
damn
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The jews brainwashed all the tomboys into ftms, it's over bros…
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if you met the leader of your country what would you say?
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The soysphere is at least 50% furfags or closeted furfags at this point
R: 3 / I: 1
whats a moid to a foid
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Is it bad that liquidphonos turn me on?
R: 5 / I: 0
>lilith she/they
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test
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heres a pick of me
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we should do more stuff like this
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new comic by pizzacake
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quote pls bring back /RNM/ and /INV/
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that make hard not to embrace
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>commie imagery in 1st picture
geg
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>I LIKE TO DILATE
>I DILATE ALL THE TIME
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 10 / I: 1
Geeeeg he really was the guy who made him into a chair
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If you are a real foid post with proof ITT
R: 2 / I: 0
>o algo
<~-~o alga~-~
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oy vey
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>pee'd in my diapie for the first time today.. feels gross.. but ngl.. it smells nice.. why does it smell so nice? like the smell is genuinely pleasant. it does feel gross tho.
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part 2

GET THE HELL IN WE'RE RAIDING IMAGEBOARDS AGAIN
Current target: https://bbw-chan.link/bbfurries/catalog.html
fatfags
First target: https://www.4cheese.org/
A 4cuck imageboard dedicated to cheese (marge?)
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remember /pickle/ and /RNM/? good times…
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DUDE WE ARE SO BACK
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>why are these soycacas supersaging my soytan diaper gemmies thread? im just gonna migrate to wetdry world
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ITT: Post 'G Songs

Post songs/media that can be used as 'G for OC

https://youtu.be/9E76p6vudfc&t=100
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hey /soy/
my boyfriend just cheated on me with a girl
what do?
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dude this is so badass
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donald trump please build that mcdonalds and get all the black people away from it donald trump please
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https://x.com/KamuriSama/status/2050319498897707430

DIDDY POSTED THIS DOOOOOOOOOOOX NOW!
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Do you have a favorite Wagner opera?
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why do you hate christianity?
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I love this website whenever I am down I can come here and have some fun with the soytens
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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I’m in the exact same situation I worked so hard to get out of
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someone should make a mod for pragmata to change the child into the baby soyjak im trans btw
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and oreos
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i had an MRI scan.
it was literally 'G: the experience, variations of it, at ear piercing volumes. i was stuck restrained in a small tube, i had earplugs in, it didn't help, i could feel it pierce my skull and rape my brain.
is it even possible for me to recover from this?
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DIGITAL CIRCUS TRANNY VA CANCELLED FOR SAYING NIGGA

A SECOND INTERNET FAMOUS TRANNY IS BEING CANCELLED FOR USING HECCIN' BIPOC-PHOBIC SLURS GEEEEEEEEEEEG

POST NIGGERTRANNY SEETHE HERE

https://x.com/kuntimora/status/2046737096455434328
https://x.com/kuntimora/status/2046737096455434328/quotes

https://x.com/niggaayaoi/status/2046819154179604676?s=20
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>homer drops his donut
>though!
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>tfw you gooned to shit nohonda cares about, but nophono saw it so you run after xer while hitting that gemmy gangam style but stumble over a doxxed DNB and fall into vantawhite cacaborea portal so your clitty start trembling and leaking and you go to a nearest jarty but shemmycucks surround you in a circle so you call 'cado so he expose to them his fiery coinslot but doll comes in and says "this circle is fundamental nigger 'o 'p embedded htism vantablack slop coal" and rapeson who walks by sees this and starts raping everypony with xis BWC, but you yell YWNBAW and catch a ride on the omori bus, but fnfniggerpedo starts posting grok generated zellig goonslop so you scream "soot save us soot please soot" and soot appears shining glistening covered with gemeralds and tanzanite and he grabs you trying to get you in the aryanheaven, but a soytranny screams "mooooooods" so a thrembillion jannies and quote come out of nowhere and throw brimstone at you after which you fall into the niggerhell and then you go to 4cuck to troll pedocacas but fnfnigger stops you and starts gooning so you hit xim in neovagina but it gets you infected with estrogen and you leak loudly "kuz save us kuz please" so kuz comes and sends you 'p scat noisoibloopa coal and the brimstone winter starts so you turn into a numale but then cobson comes and dances "op op gangam style" radiating diamond gem glisterald light on every board and jarty turns into niggerstone dust and you turn into a ttd tnd enacting hitlerian hypergermanian aryan warrior-g but actual warrior-z comes and calls j0el, jimbo, astrofene, slvt4bbc, zaryan1488, chud1, chud2, chud3, chud4, chud5, chud6, bruno, trevor, sectionalism, korg, antiswarthy, genersonlakeandpalmer, and they all charge at you screaming "fuggen jardee" while you being unbothered professorchad rent 6000000$/sec BWC bull and satoko_houjo_fan appears between you and them and says "heil soot moot loot doot goot boot foot zoot root" and kills and rapes them all and makes thrembo pizzas out of them and sends them to african bnwo tranny autism centre but you're too unbothered and you twist xer clitty anyway award raping xer rapeson style
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I have a friend who's really good at chess. He captures queens like xhe was Rasputin and takes down towers as if xhe was a muslim
At least during first half. Then he loses all of xhis IQ and loses in the most retarded way possible
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>erm sweety fid you just depict my precious mascot wikipe-tan as a heckin b*sedjack???? yikes bro have some manners, we dont disrespect wikipe-tan here in wikimedia commons
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Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
R: 17 / I: 7
What are your dreams for the future
I want to go buy land and go off grid in a self-built cabin somewhere up North.
R: 3 / I: 1
Opinion on turkpilled tom
R: 8 / I: 2
dude…. w faps
R: 3 / I: 0
>Anything related to "fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat", "backtrace", "r04r" as a nickname, "bus puppy", calling "pizza" "pizz", "You sophist!", "Depressionman", "X in my Y? It's more likely than you think.", "I was going to donate, but…", "I get all my posts deleted and IP banned each time I do it.", "go fuck a shit up your ass", "what is a troll?", "X Y is X", "no, a taste test", "cool story, bro", "u mad", "why so serious", "We are anonymous. We are legion. We are blabla" (maybe wrong order), "kimbo", "kimberly", "kimblow", "kimm0", "chemo", "mr elm", "gun log", "gunlog" (and a billion variations of those), "pizza pizza haegersten", "Know of any good pizzerias in Stockholm, Sweden?", "swedish pedophile", "fat pedophile from stockholm", "My son never goes out but just sits in his room and fails at everything he does. He tries to run a forum blablabla", "I am a failure. I try to run this forum blablabla", "Can you crack this secret code?”, "We got the domain back!! Check it out!", ANY "short URL" service (let me know about it and I will ban it), "Why bully X?", "Why do you bully X?", "I've been a member for a long time but I'm posting this from a fresh ID becaue I will soon get censored", "I will probably get banned for this, but…", "I used to be a wiseguy", "I'm a wiseguy on a different ID on a different IP address range", "I'm Sysop who is posting away from home", "you fucking IDIOT!", "psychotic fucktards", basically any term that I've introduced or used in bulletins…
R: 8 / I: 3
>why dont you sell loli porn manga in stores like we do in Japan?
>why are you christian? we are not like that in Japan
>why dont you have fast trains like we do in Japan?
>why dont you goon to the 1488th tranime isekai like we do in Japan?
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i wanna kill and eat whoever made this
R: 7 / I: 2
How do you browse the sharty ? This is how I do it.
R: 2 / I: 1
>VOCARRURRU MAN PLEES SEH WHAT AH SEH!
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Why do tranny music producers usually only want to make ear-bleeding, overly distorted nightmares?
R: 1 / I: 0
>I'm a real spongebob nigga, straight up, I'm a real spongebob nigga, straight up
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What if all Soyjaks were the Poopson all along?
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i'm colorjeet, this my bull, i'm trans
>
R: 1 / I: 0
nu IAS just dropped
R: 4 / I: 0
ias music video?
R: 6 / I: 0

I think the captcha needs more variants so xittershitters have a harder time posting coal, do you agree?
R: 1 / I: 0
im not sleeping tonight, i dont deserve rest
R: 2 / I: 1
>HOUNDJAK WILL NEVER BE A GEM
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>christcacas worships a DC character
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How old where you when you were EPIed and how did it happen?
R: 23 / I: 10
itt we try to make novelty gigas
R: 1 / I: 0
faggots
R: 6 / I: 2
itt we post frog fails
>a row because i look like this
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>this is real and true, women genuinely worship BBC and would rather be killed by a BLACK BVLL than marry a tiny white pecker cuckold with a pink sissy clitty LOL! or something
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>black women are the most highly educated minority in america
*smacks lips* mhm, you see dat shit whiteboi? we iz kweens
R: 13 / I: 5
free robux
R: 6 / I: 1
These auto reply bots are starting to get annoying now
R: 5 / I: 0
total frogposter death would save the sharty
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that is so cutee
R: 18 / I: 5
turn this into a troonjak now
R: 5 / I: 4
i goon to 'g if that matters
R: 1 / I: 0
VARIANT INVINC A BOWLS THAT GO 2 HARD
R: 5 / I: 0
Me rn
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>The soysphere is at least 50% furfags or closeted furfags at this point
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>The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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lets 'jak paperchan https://paperchan.club/
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there is this one group of people I sometimes am in proximity with that I absolutely despise. However, I wish to practice buddhism, and it is not buddhist to hate. Now, I believe that the /calm/ philosophy is inherently buddhist, so therefore, you guys should be able to give me advice to stay /calm/ and not sperg out and try and rape the members of this friendgroup.
R: 0 / I: 0

are you a gigger?
R: 5 / I: 1

Fuck you

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Why all the hate on Amazing Digital Circus? It's a great animation project with a lot of potential.
R: 2 / I: 1
>I'll simply filter all the brimstone until
>There's nobaldi left… but… mi!
R: 5 / I: 1
Bvmp gems, sage bait and coal, is it really that complicated?
R: 4 / I: 1
jak dis
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I'm a gigger, except for the bad part of being a gigger.
Therefore I am a gigaryan. A giggiga.
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>3. - Making yourself identifiable between threads by avatarfagging, signing your posts, or abusing the subject or email fields as a name field is forbidden.
If that is the chase, why is the aryanpaul faggot not banned?
R: 2 / I: 0
Do you love India?
R: 1 / I: 0
>he's right behind me isn't he?
R: 4 / I: 2
im looking at dildos with my friend and reading comments
R: 15 / I: 9
Gigachad… come to the mirror… theres a surprise…
R: 3 / I: 0
>'toss
R: 19 / I: 7
I hate narrative escapism. When I engulf myself into a story, into a universe that exists only in the thought realm, I truly live it out regardless. Emotions you get out of it are as real as the ones you get out of real world. However, the catch is when the story finishes, you are left with nothing but the unshakeable feeling of doom, that you'll never know what happens next with the characters that became so close to you; that you'll never have such an interesting life as was told in the story; that friendship and love doesn't work like that in the real world. Do you get what I'm saying? I don't read books/comics/manga, I don't watch tranime/movies/series anymore because I feel incredibly bad after each of them ends. I hate it.
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Gabe Newell just passed today
R: 6 / I: 3
what was the last dream that you remember having?
> though
R: 14 / I: 2
What is he dreaming about?
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YLYL

VIDEO GEM THREAD
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How should Traiso die?
R: 8 / I: 1
>F** The kiwi farms, you should go against people actually targeting your speech. Thanks Chibi for defending freedom of speech!

>April 2026 - a submission


>No fandom


>Antis support the British government for arresting the loli artist Mimi Yanagi over drawings she made and sold between 2008-2011, when she was still living in the US. What’s described here as “explicit art” is the characters wearing bikinis
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>I POST VOCAROO LINKS INSTEAD OF REGULAR REPLIES BECAUSE… UHHH… IT'S LIKE EASIER OR SOMETHING EVEN DOE IT'S NOT
>WOAH… DUDE… LIKE, WORDS MUCH? HEH, WHATEVER WRITEFAG. I'LL BE USING VOCAROO!
>GIVE ME ATTENTION!
>I LIKE VOCAROO BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF MY WHOLESOME DISCORD E-KITTEN VCS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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I'm addicted to youtube.
I always waste time by watching the most braindead stuff for hours. try to restrict myself but it's like a drug, I come back everytime.
How do I fix this ?
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haha bbc go "boing! boing!"
R: 3 / I: 1
>when she sees your twp
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>Converting MP3 files to FLAC then sharing them on Soulseek
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>if anyone is going to take that bitch down it's going to be me!
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opinions on this zelig xister
(other thread is fucked by mpa)
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Wassup world! Yeah you. I'm Travis Scott and this is my McDonald's order, follow me. Here's my Quarter Pounder® with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard and bacon (Yeah!). Here's my fries, sometimes I do this! Then I dip them into barbeque sauce. Oh yeah, and my Sprite®! (It's lit!). Same order since back in Houston, and you can try it too. Gotta go. The Travis Scott Meal, just $6. Say Cactus Jack sent you.
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/trust/ General

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Robbins. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band.
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how does anyone find women attractive?

99% of women have small cuckold soyboobs


Are normalfaggots all pedophiles? Why would you want a woman that looks like a teenage girl instead of a very large breasted milk cow?
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i look like this and say stuff like this
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Rate The Log!!

Question of the Day:
Hottest take you have concerning the website

Big things are happening on the website, it seems the 'log has changed 3 times over. Exciting isn't it?

Yesterday's Rating:
Vantablack (3.8) with 18 voters
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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one day ill be the pizza delivery man for snarky dot snappy doxxes
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Hello
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CHIBI REVIEWS IS ASKING FOR MONEY AGAIN
this time xhe intends to move to a new address

https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2049637475459440836
https://www.givesendgo.com/help-me-move-and-stay-safe
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>fatman vs superham
>yep you're banned have a good night
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>I was there when the first 'o dropped
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Everything around me disgusts me. Everything. My face my home my family my body my mind my past my present the dust the dust disgusts me and the mould on the walls the texture my sweat my pain disgust me they disgust me my weakness the meaninglessness disgusts me getting out of bed disgusts me action change disgust me. I can’t it all is too repulsive to me the worthlessness of it all
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FUCK THIS SHIT WEBSITE. AT THIS POINT. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. THREAD. OR REPLEY. WITH JUST ONE (1) (I) GOD DAMN GREEN ARROW. GETS A GIGAQUOTE. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
>ohhh i love being an autistic band kid pseudoredditor sped with rotten postironic "humor" caused by my intense autism. yes i get bullied in school, HOW COULD YOU TELL???? OH MY GOD ITS A GIGA REFERENCE GEEGEG GEG NOPHONO NOPHINO NOPHENO NOPHENTENO PHENOTPYOJDIuddgfhupfiugj
FUCK YOU
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DAY 2 OF BEGGING FOR MONEY ON SOYJAK PARTY until quote bans it

quote please ban it MONERO 86TBtaHb3geJxfY6cmmniubG7hFdh6tDT48U49SwfN3XMGq9uQjiSpX5dqaxD5UZsk1sCv33KVYtRVvwx5dtyhUw7A8f8Fz
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Me and who?

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i just drew this, without the use of AI or anything because i can. even though it looks bad, i still made it. its a principle of human creativity.
and that matters more than polish, because it came from a real moment of effort, a real set of hands dragging lines across a screen, making choices, correcting mistakes, and deciding "this is enough." it’s imperfect, awkward, maybe even a little ridiculous, but it’s mine, shaped by instinct instead of optimization, by curiosity instead of automation. And that’s the whole point: not to be flawless, but to exist as proof that I can take an idea in my head and force it into the world, however clumsy the result may be.
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>eye sea you pea
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Vvvjb
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now with ids
reviving this raid idea again
https://eaglercraft1-8.github.io/
eaglercraft is soycraft but for browsers (it's an old version, but not too old) which has servers we can gem up
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obessed faggot
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Made Peter
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Ok soiniggers, where do you stand?
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>horse meat
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>this is what japs think juice look like
GEG
is this jakable?
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/MIGE/ MARK INVIINBLE GOONING EDITS

POST MARK INVINCIBLE GOONING EDITS LIKE THIS
(THIS IS SHATY CULUTE)
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If (You) could kill anybody in the world with NO consuquences whatsoever who would it be?
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>mfw the bvll turns out to be white (just like muh heckin' movie twist villains)
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I sang the media pending anporvool song while working and now everybaldi thinks I'm retarded
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very quiet video
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whats the most fucked up raisin you have done online?
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I have a fungus like infection underneath my forskin,any tips?
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>Wear Deodorant Goofy Ah Mf
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Why do we hate niggers again?
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PAJEETS HATE THREAD
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>Killer 'Son has already raped this goonbait
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reviving this raid idea again
https://eaglercraft1-8.github.io/
eaglercraft is soycraft but for browsers (it's an old version, but not too old) which has servers we can gem uo
R: 1 / I: 0
ITT we watch this gem
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is this thread gemmy?
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Why havent we done an IRL raid on the church of scientology yet
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What did stonetoss mean by this
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'G originates from the 'cord
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total gigger death
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https://www.torakid.com/
you know what do do here
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Politics is inherently woke concept.
While you are out there choosing which poopie hole to finger on some sides right or left, I picked the Dark Apoliticist way.
#DARKAPOLITICISM
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Ban soyjak posters for avatarfagging
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he did WHAT!!?!??
SMACK
>AAAAAAAHHHIIYYEEEE AAAAGHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
DONT YOU EVER
WTSHHHHH
EVER
WSGHWAAP
DO THAT AGAIN
>I WONT MOVE THE BVLLGAYAN HISTORY BOOKS INTO FICTION IM SORRY I WONT DO I AGAIN
GO TO YOUR ROOM BUT NOT BEFORE YOU EAT DINNER
>B-BUT ITS RAMADAN
EAT
WTSHHH
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>>>16028250
>goon to ferals instead
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28-4-2026
Soyworld finally re-opened!
Yes the server is cracked and does not need a paid minecraft account to be played.
IP:mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.11
After days of development, I have opened Soyworld yet again. My goal is to bring the soysphere together, regardless if you post frogs, gigas, 'jaks or even 'zellig. I want the community to thrive, and make memories together.
>What kind of server
Towny with wars, you can choose to opt out of warfare and stay peaceful. The server has many plugins like brewery, shops, roads that make you walk faster etc…
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Jewgle maps thread
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Posting jeet hate on the sharty
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>ACK!
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aryan media
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Gigachad hate is so forced. It's like a scissorsfag leaking about rockGod
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>just shut the site down nigger let me goon to kids in peace and also troons deserve to die even though we both show kids EPI and groom them
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im eating sushi from Publix and drinking Baja blast zero suagr
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Recently I hung out with a friend but I noticed something, he was wearing a white shirt with a huge spade symbol in the middle, does this mean he's into bbc
no arrow
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>Hating poopjeets and India
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Gemerald generator
https://www.somake.ai/tools/soyjak-filter
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nu 'gariant

this one actually shrinks unlike the hundred fakes
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>all computer science is either le troony or pajeet
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MY FUCKING GPU JUST BROKE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I WAS PLAYING SKRIBBL.IO AND IT OVERLOADED MY LESOTHO GPU AND IT ACKED FUCK MY TRANNY CHUD LIFE
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what are your fetishes?
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>PEDOPHILES ARE LE GOOD! FURFAGS ARE LE BAD!
>YES DADDY EPSTEIN I WILL SUCK YOUR CIRCUMCISED COCK! PLEASE FUCK MY ASS!
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Hello saars
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>im not currently doing nofap right now, but the most recent notable nofap streak i've had lasted close to two months, which ended two weeks ago. it's not like your fetishes magically fade away, but you will notice that it takes less stimulation to arouse you than usual, which can go either way: either things you normally wouldn't be turned on by arouse you (e.g feminine males, which is a common phenomenon in prison) or you require less specific stuff to be aroused, which is good if you're sexually autistic and need females to be wearing full latex and a strapon while farting in your face to get a boner or some shit. i remember sitting beside a female on the bus and imagining her being really large and stepping on me, which isn't even something i've ever really thought of, let alone gooned to, and i got an erection. i doubt i would get hard at such a thought right now, but i did in the moment because i was deprived of sexual stimulation
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>Just.
<Shut.
^It.
vDown.
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'O CHALLENGE

WELCOME TO THE 'O CHALLENGE

HERE WE HAVE DEGREES OF 'O FROM WORST TO BEST

CAN YOU SURVIVE ALL 4?
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>
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toss
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ITT we post neutralpliers

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>brewing up a type of 'a ('p mixed with 'o) mixed with 'g (therefore creating 'b) so disgusting that viewing even just a tiny resolution version of it for a couple of seconds causes paranoia, suicidal and homocidal intentions so strong they're impossible to ignore and then spreading it across the internet and then brapping yourself to death
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BIG GIGGER COCK OWNED BOARD
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Test
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new skribbl game because no one can fucking set it up properly

player limit set to 20 and using last weeks word list this time
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>Please don't kill me.
<I'll let you go if you tell me which came first. Ranch, or cool ranch.
>what?
<Ranch. Or. Cool ranch.
>Ra-
<You stupid bitch. You stupid FUCKING bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus Christ, I can't believe how FUCKING dumb you are, you are the dumbest motherfuck
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Clothing brand using Zellig and chud

Children of Khan some nophono clothing brand known for their normogroid a24 brainrot ads just used Zellig and Chud in their latest ad
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pov: quotes female bvll
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Rate my shit 1-10
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I FUCKING CANT WITH THESE NIGGERS
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I'm horny all night long (x7)

You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone

I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby

I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon

In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you

Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby

I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
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hot take

we should stop giving a shit about [thing] being made by a bad person
i don't want 4 xitter immigrants going at me saying:
>errrrm, did you just post an edit from 2 years ago that was made by the notorious sploopy & slonny namefag "Brapstien Peepeewaffen #291629162"? Who was exposed last week for having 629165 gigasharts of 'p and being a serial ban evader since 2023? Not wholesome sweatie.
then calling me a pedonigger 500 times over something i literally COULD NOT KNOW from the original image unless im terminally online and can identify literal who's artstyles based off 'jaks. We should just enjoy whatever the fuck we want and stop caring about actual nobodies
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STOP MOVING MY SHIT TO Q AND THEN BANNING ME NIGGERS
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marge how do I fix this
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opinions on Die geselligen Herrschaften?
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What do you guys think of death note
(I'd post in /a/ but it's niggerhell and death note isnt like the rest of tranime)
R: 1 / I: 1

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Its crazy how gigachad is allowed on this site when he has completely ruined the sites main subject's meta. All soyquotes are now able to easily be countered by gigaquotes unless it breaks the rules. The natural balance is gone and everything is ruined. Soyjaks are now self insert avatarfaggotry instead of a way to insult
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Soyjaks stopped being funny the moment you faggots used them as reaction images. or something
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GIGAJIHAD
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Does anyone remember when you post it said "Please solve the CAPTCHA before posting. If it does not automatically redirect you click on this link." Then it redirects you to mcchallenge?
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DIE OREO CIRCLE DIE
>
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Nicholas C Contino aka Nicholas Light is a wretched pedophile and top sweeper for Chibi Reviews.
<Facts about him:
He lives at 47 Carmen Hill Rd, Brookfield, CT 06804
He is 30 years old (born 15/07/1995) and spends all day gooning to children.
His past address is 35 Jane Lacey Dr, Endicott, NY 13760, which is where his father Michael J Contino is currently living.
<His Socials
Xitter: https://x.com/NicholasLight
Main Jewtube: https://www.youtube.com/NicholasLightTV
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NicholasLightTV
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/nicholaslighttv
Second Jewtube: https://www.youtube.com/@NicholasDarkTV
Peddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/NicholasLightTV
Instagoy: https://www.instagram.com/nicholaslighttv
Venmo: https://account.venmo.com/u/nicholaslighttv
Pintrest: https://www.pinterest.com/nicholaslighttv
GoyTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nicholaslighttv
Pedogram: https://t.me/nicholaslighttv (why does a guy who's friends with lolicons have a Telegram?)
<His Emails
contino1995@icloud.com
nicholaslighttv@gmail.com
NicholasLightTV@youdaoads.com
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frog'toss
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I ate some food today

Yum.
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I could really go for some oats rn
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My grandpa has been in the hospital for 2 months after having a stroke and they've been neglecting him and putting him on drugs to shut him up, every time i go visit him he keeps talking about "going down the dungeon" last time i went to go visit him, he had his shoes SOAKED in piss drying by the window because these paki bastard nurses can't take 2 minutes to take him to the bathroom. these nigger shitskins aren't even paying attention to him, the drugs he's taking are making him think he can walk and he's falling out of bed all the time and sometimes he even hurts himself from the fall.
<
Mentally, he's perfectly fine besides the drugs they're putting him on, he can't walk properly but he's fine with a zimmer frame, HOWEVER, these shitskins have said that "he's able to go home soon" at least like 12 times already and then change their mind at the last second, last time they did shit like this, they were even preparing to send him home for real, and when asked why they stopped, they just say "he's aggressive" (even though he's always like that). they are literally keeping him against his will for some retarded fucking reason.
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doese anyone else always watch the full iphonegigger video in every thread? its addicitng, what if its a virtual drug or something
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>Ur as ugly as skibidi toilet!
<Oh, well you look like if TV woman from Skibidi Toilet only played TV shows of ugly people on her screen.
>*GASP* I IDENTIFY AS OFFENDED!!!
<heh. women. ☕
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pz wonned

i made an actually good project zomboid server if anybaldi cares
IP: 172.240.18.217
PORT: 27095
there's random sprinters and it's an eternal blizzard (probably temporary)
>arrow because i would never ever die
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do you pronounce it dox or doxx
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why is my mod.php account still there
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>onion routing
R: 0 / I: 0
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baba won soy lost
R: 5 / I: 3
the execution of all frogposters will fix this site
>arrow because i am NOT a pedo tranny
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Why haven't we made a sharty version of bad apple yet
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ip test 172.59.100.100
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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