Dear homestuckpedos. Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the sloptan so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the obsessed jarty thread I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every homestuckpedo post there is of her on chaddy. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with sloptan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of sloptans bigt nigger ass. I want her to have my racemixed jartycuck babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the hunky dolls. i dressed them like obsessed shitskins and went on to erp with them on a diaperfur space station 13 ERP server. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my internet connection. I might not ever get to see sloptan again.