Lance hires a lawyer. (Takes place after Daycare.)

Lance and his friends start second grade.

Kevin and Tina prepare for renters to move into their newly acquired house. Lance has his own plans.

For Gojirules

Lance loves Accept and his phone.

Lance meets Jeff at the park.

The Series Continues.

Kevin and Tina see a school counselor.

Lance goes to the doctor.

Takes place immediately after Phone Contact.

Lance enjoys having his own phone.

Lance takes on the role of a leading doctor.

For Gojirules! Based on the Metallica song. Contains suicide!

It's now a series.

Lance sings a dark song.

Donna Tan calls a meeting which ends in disaster.

Karen Colbert is a senior in high school and took on the job of babysitting Lance Decker Rock.

For Gojirules! A girl kills her parents to escape abuse and takes her younger brother on the run with her.

Lance celebrates his eighth birthday on July 4.

Lance is not happy he has to go to daycare.

Kevin invites friends over and Lance meets a new friend.

A substitute teacher regrets setting foot in Lance's classroom.

Lance gets grounded for cussing at school.

This takes place after Relatives Visit.

Lance writes his fourth song.

Lance gets the day off from school.

Lance's parents have to go to a dinner party, and they couldn't find a babysitter.

David tells Lance about a nightmare he had and Lance ends up having it as well.

Tina and Lance visit a neighbor's house.

For Gojirules

Look out Donna Tan wants children punished.

For Queen Of Spiritual

Kevin goes on a business trip so his wife and son have the house to themselves.

A crossover with my OC's.

This was written in honor of the 40-year anniversary of Don't Look Now.

It's time for back-to-school checkups.

Lance's grandma visits and he rules the after-dinner conversation.

A new student joins Lance's classroom. What will this mean for Lance? Find out in an all new LDR adventure.

For Gojirules.

For Gojirules Inspired by a Black Sabbath Hit Song!

For Gojirules Betrayed as a boy, a man seeks brutal revenge.

Lance goes to Dennys, but he needs a grownup to be his guardian.

Does such a thing exist?

Life is beautiful until you hear an emergency alarm.

They're young and their hearts are full of hatred. They decide to kill in a community where justice does not flourish.

For Gojirules

For Gojirules/ A family of four has car trouble on a deserted road. A man living on the deserted road offers to help.

Kevin and Tina decide their son should get a present after having surgery.

Seven year old Lance Decker Rock has surgery.

Lance's first babysitter talked a close friend into babysitting him on a Friday night because she didn't want to.

Lance sings about chaos and fun trips.

A small southern town is rattled when a registered sex offender takes up residence.

For Gojirules

For Gojirules This story is about a police officer who loves to kill.

Lance is visited by relatives.

Mrs. Smasher is no ordinary elementary school teacher.

A seven year old sings about some funny things.

For Gojirules A young man becomes a giant and gets even with his community.

Inspired by Bryan Hyland's classic song.

Raymond Redford thought Friday would be a good day.

For Gojirules/ Gwar is charged with genocide and must escape execution.

For Gojirules! The mayor has a 14 year old autistic son with an imagination.

For Gojirules Total chaos is coming.

Read the tale of a child's grave and how her mother put her there.

Don't believe every sex crime case is legit.

For Gojirules! Characters from the bands albums come together to do battle.

Sometimes things don't go according to plan.

For Gojirules

A 13 year old boy gets harassed on a trip home.

I remember when I was in third grade I knew a kid whose homeroom teacher was also his mother. My mom commented "that must be weird having your mother for your teacher" but it worked out.

Not all principals have principles.

Co-written with Gojirules.

Based on a true story.

For Gojirules Dinosaurs and corpses can be scary.

For Gojirules! A man wanted to set sail on his birthday. This is based on the Metallica Song.

This is based on a dream I had.

Andrew and Monica have a terrible time at a restaurant.

The Big Mad Music Trio takes on New York City.

Peter and Molly Bale decided they were going to discipline their son William for ongoing bad behavior. As we all know sometimes things don't work out as planned.

Sometimes accidents happen.

For Gojirules! Gwar brings carnage through science.

The Big Mad Music Trio causes more trouble.

A middle school counselor comes to talk to a seventh grade class about peer pressure and things turn to the wild side.

The O'Connor Family takes a trip to the zoo.

The Big Mad Music Trio rides a bus.

A family vacation ends in chaos.

For Gojirules! Gwar creates a wild beast that kills people.

A substitute teacher sends a kid to the principal's office for bad behavior. Then the unexpected happens.

Two cousins visit a graveyard at night.

Some managers are not nice.

An honorable private school gives a tour to potential donors and has the worst possible prank played during the tour.

A teenage girl suffers two tragedies in one night.

David and Connie O'Connor go to the new playground that was built in their neighborhood but all is not well.

For Gojirules

An old woman left behind a morbid picture frame.

Mary gets the most offensive shock of her life.

The Red and Yellow Thieves strike again.

For Gojirules Based on the Primus Song.

If you like Casper you'll love this.

A Horror Reality TV Show that's not for children.

It's a lovely family picnic until the end.

Clyde's parents have a meeting with his teacher.

High School Students cause lots of hilarious trouble.

Based on a true story.

A kid throws a fit on a bus.

David and Connie talk about organ removal.

This is the first musical I've ever written.

A dad takes an approach that's quite different from public humiliation.

A man harasses his neighbors.

Some people believe in it.

For Gojirules!

The Big Mad Music Trio strikes again.

Inspired by Rudyard Kipling's How the Camel Got His Hump.

Sometimes you just can't win.

The fascist school dress code drove one man over the edge.

Some people can't mind their own business.

Something so cute ended in tragedy.

This is my Halloween Story.

Imagine what things would be like if Jack and Jill were on a hill with a pail of water today!

There's a joke about a doctor kit and I found it on the internet years ago. Who knows how long it's been around? Anyhow this story is based on that joke.

Things get silly at the hardware store but the kids are not to blame.

A mother takes her nine year old son to see a musical performance and regrets doing so.

Imagine a game show that was dirty and I don't mean dirty like Double Dare.

This story is based on a time when my mom took my brother and I to the dentist.

Let's face it families cuss all the time when they're together.

I've seen books with dirty jokes but what about dirty poetry?

Benny Hill influenced me since 1993. This is the second skit I wrote with the Billiards.

Linda O'Connor takes her kids grocery shopping.

A mother of two gets in trouble with the law at the worst time possible.