Chris Serago Jensen, 68, Camas, WA, MLMer, Anti-vaxxer
- HCAman
- Apr 2, 2023
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 4, 2023
Meet Chris Serago Jensen of Camas, WA. Chris is part of the Tranont MLM group and sells some sort of immunity powder. She claims their immunity collection boosts immunity, improves nutrient absorption and supports health & wellness. I wonder if it will help her when COVID finally pays a visit. Jump to comments.
Let’s start here. Another MLMer is touting how Chris makes $600/month. They spin it that she gets a car paid for, but in reality, it's $600/month for all her hard work pushing some miracle powder.
This is one month into the pandemic, and she's already making jokes.
As you'll see, Chris likes to tout how she does her "research".
Chris is really concerned about all those poor kids.
Another thing Chris likes to claim is that she's just sharing some information from a friend.
MLMers love posting stuff like this. And the comment section is usually only filled with other MLMers.
The one that sealed the deal on abortion rights.
Sure it does, Chris.
The only reason she didn't share a lot of political stuff is because it's bad for the MLM business.
Completely idiotic.
Another MLM trick. A few weeks after posting this, she'll privately message everyone that commented, telling them how her magic powder can fix them.
She doesn't strike me as the epitome of health.
This one really pissed me off.
Chris' granddaughter works in a senior living home and refuses to get vaccinated.
One of her MLM friends has COVID. Will this scare her?
Does this mean you don’t stop praying 24/7?
Her MLM friend ends up making it but seems to have some long term issues from being on a vent.
Things that NEVER happened.
I have my suspicions on this one.
Is she conducting health calls? WTF?
What actual research are you conducting, Chris? Take note that Chris has horse dewormer and Hydroxychloroquine filled and ready to use. I take Hydroxychloroquine for my rheumatoid arthritis. It's been a lifesaver, and I've been in remission for 4+ years because of it. I wish it was the cure, but it's NOT. All these anti-vaxxers did was make it more difficult to get and made the prices of it skyrocket.
A few more before we get to the fun part.
One last MLM post before she goes dark.
Uh oh.
Sadly, Chris didn’t make it. She actually passed on 12/28. We can't find an obituary for her. Her poor daughter (Vicki is not her daughter) seemed to be going through a lot. Her daughter's husband passed away due to a brain tumor just 11 days before her own mother died from COVID.
Her husband came on FB for one last goodbye.
I'll end it here. Look at everything Chris is missing out on.
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She had an immune system folks.
I am confused, the Ivermectin didn’t work? 🙄 Ffs with these people. Also how does everyone always know an ICU Nurse?
COVID to anti-vaxxers
Chris' last words
Chris, you asked the wrong questions.
Jesus, jesus, jesus, it makes me sick, it's like the name Trump. And just soooooo arrogant about it all.
"prayer warriors" WTAF
"Change Life" And she did. With the help of SARS-CoV2 she changed it into death.
WTF is Geoff saying? Is there such a thing as partial agreement for complete healing? Who granted them complete authority? Did they use Change.org to set up a petition for the Father? Is Geoff playing with his snake while he speaks in tongues?
I bet Chris tried to sign up God to her MLM using the “residual income” hook. The MLM peeps love to say, “Oh, I see you’re in business. I’m in business, too. Have you heard about the exciting opportunity to join … ?”
Her magic MLM crap didn’t work? I’m so shocked
I hope she wasn't planning on living on the money she made from her scam..oh, whoops, you say she's dead?
Great-another fucking fool gone.
The world is a better place.
The "I have an immune system" argument slays me. EVERYONE has an immune system. If immune systems worked perfectly against every pathogen, no one would ever get sick. Of anything. Period. Somehow Chris, with all her research, never grasped that.
Hey Chris, I've done research too. I read lots of respected scientific and medical journals published by qualified people that presented details of their findings, test results, peer reviews, etc. Where did you do your research again? Chris? Chris?
The minute MLMs comes into the frame you know the party is over....
She should have gone with Mary Kay. And she would have been taken to glory in this!
Ahhhhh, another happy ending.