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is this video a trvth nova?
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DUBS DECIDES IF I SELL MACHETES TO THE HOMELESS
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>Nooo!!! You have to heckin shower every day or you'll smell bad you chud!
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>ummm no source so you lose this debate
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Slim shady should suck my cock OH WAIT I CANT CUZ OF THE LINE IN THE SAND BULLSHIT AAACCCCKK
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cartoon drawing of a bald man with an excited expression

cartoon drawing of a bald man with an excited expression
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WHY CANT I JOIN CHANNELS ON IRC

why cant i join them its gives me an error called
error b
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Why do you hate trannies? What's wrong with them?
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just picked up a zip im smoking on that rainbow belts pack right now what about you guys
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>Интернет не анонимен
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hi

hello
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Hunky Twink Sex Machine nameroll decides what I eat for dinner
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Post femquote feet
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Kill goyim. Behead goyim. Roundhouse kick a goy into the concrete. Slam dunk a goy baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy goyim. Defecate in a goy's food. Launch goyim into the sun. Stir fry goyim in a wok. Toss goyim into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goy's gas tank. Judo throw goyim into a wood chipper. Twist goyim's heads off. Report goyim to the IDF. Karate chop goyim in half. Curb stomp pregnant goyim. Trap goyim in quicksand. Crush goyim in the trash compactor. Liquefy goyim in a vat of acid. Eat goyim. Dissect goyim. Exterminate goyim in the Gaza strip. Stomp goyim skulls with steel toed boots. Blow up goyim with beepers. Lobotomize goyim. Mandatory abortions for goyim. Grind goy fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown goyim in fried pork grease. Vaporize goyim with a ray gun. Kick old goyim down the stairs. Feed goyim to alligators. Slice goyim with a katana.
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/ag/ - Averi general

post ‘veri gemeralds ITT
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I love self inserting as coally soyjaks
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Just saw a video of Gender Correction School in china, seeing trannies crying make me guess bugs aren't that bad after all
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what if we invented a superbump, thats like supersage except it superbumps the post to the top of the page so everyone can see it.
for example:
>noone is engaging in my thread
^superbumps
+1 million reppeys
>gets shardee famous like a boss
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DIGITAL CIRCUS TRANNY VA CANCELLED FOR SAYING NIGGA

A SECOND INTERNET FAMOUS TRANNY IS BEING CANCELLED FOR USING HECCIN' BIPOC-PHOBIC SLURS GEEEEEEEEEEEG

POST NIGGERTRANNY SEETHE HERE

https://x.com/kuntimora/status/2046737096455434328
https://x.com/kuntimora/status/2046737096455434328/quotes

https://x.com/niggaayaoi/status/2046819154179604676?s=20
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Imagine of Donald Trump or JK Rowling bought bluesky, could you imagine the seethe and leakage it would create?
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What theme/style do (You) use, if any?
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“Uncle” Mark Nakia

An Aboriginal grifter who has made comments about Charlie Kirk “getting what he deserved”. Here is the doxx I have so far….

6 Roberna St, Moorabbin VIC 3189
0476534225
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Hunky x Quote Fanfiction

Quote: >
Femjanny: <
Hunky ^

(After a long day of work, Quote decided to head down to his mother’s basement to see how his slaves (jannies) are doing)
>Alright, Femjanmy, you’re the best janny I have so I’ll ask you first! What’s been going on today?
<O-Oh… Hello, Quote! About today, everything’s been going decent so far! There’s been quite a few ban requests though. Do you want to see them?
>Yeah, sure. (I haven’t browsed the ban requests in a while - but I’m feeling extra nice today so I’ll oblige. It’ll probably be a bunch of nothing-burgers anyway.) Let's check the ban requests to see if there’s anyone asking to be unbanned!
>Alright…. Some guy being edgy…. Some guy asking for ‘p…. Some guy ban evading…. Some gu- Wait?! That’s my address! And I recognize that typing style too! Is that- Is that- IS THAT HUNKY??!!
<H-H-Hunky? Who’s that?
>I’m afraid I can’t explain this to you. Just leave, quickly.
<B-But wh-
>JUST HURRY UP AND LEAVE GOD DAMMIT!
<Oh- Okay!
>Oh God… Oh fuck… Oh shit… Hunky’s gonna rape me… Hunky’s gonna fuck my holes… Shit… I can’t believe he actually got my address right, MY address out of everyone else’s… How has he managed to get everyone else’s wrong but mine… Blasphemy…
>…
>Actually, what am I worried about? He’s not gonna do shit. I’ve already blacklisted my address on most websites that allow free shipping. I’m good… I’m good… Just relax, Quote.
(5 hours later)
>Alright, bounce that ass for me E-Kitten…
>OH YEAH! THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF! Now let me see that pussy!
>Hnnrngggh~ Ahhhh~ My cock is so fucking hard right now…~ Shit!~ I’m about to cum soon sweetie! Keep going!
>A-Ah, I’m cu-
(KNOCKING SOUNDS)
>W-What the fuck?!
(DOOR BREAKS DOWN)
>WHAT THE FUCK?! SHIT! NO! I’M SORRY SWEETIE, BUT I’M AFRAID I HAVE TO GO! DINT WORRY ABOUT ME! I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!
^Quooooote~ Where areeeee youuu…~
>I-I *covers mouth* (I should stay quiet… I don’t want him to find me-)
>(Isn’t my mother supposed to be here… Where is she?!)
(BREAKS DOWN BASEMENT DOOR)
^Oh Quoooooootey Quote~ Oh! There you are!
>Is-IS THAT MY MOTHER’S HEAD????!!!
^Oh, my bad nigha…. She was getting in the way.. But, dat doesn’t matter now…
>Wh-What do you mean?
(Throws away the head like a bowling ball)
^I’m about to show you a gud time… Come here…
>FUCK! THIS CAN’T BE REAL! NO! NO!
^Time to pull these clothes off…
>STOP IT! NO!
^It’s footile for you to resist… You’re weak, Quote… I can’t believe I used to worship u… Disgraceful.
>N-NO!~
(Quote’s flower-pattern panties are ripped off, exposing his bubbly pink ass and his bubblegum-colored cock)
^Heh, nice *clitty* Quote, now turn around…
(Hunky grabs Quote by the dick and forcefully turns him over)
>AH! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! G-GOD DAMN YOU!~ I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO M-
(Hunky slams Quote’s head on the ground hard)
^Be kwyiet, Quote…~
>A-Ahh~
(Suddenly Quote feels something large getting shoved inside him)
>A-Ahhhhhhhhh~
^I’m stickin’ it in… Hnnngh~
>Ahhhhhhhh~
(Harsh pounding noises)
>A-Ahhh~ Ahhhhhhh~
^Hold dat ass still for daddy…
>Hnnnngh~ Ahh~
^Oh yuh… You like dat? You like this big dick in u?
>Hrrrgh~ Huuuhh~ Aaaaah~
^Ugggghhhh… I’m about ta nut…. I’m boutta nut everywhere inside u… Get readi…
>Aggghh~ Ahh~
^FUCK! *slaps Quote’s ass* I’m cumming! I’m gonna fucking cum! SHIT!
(Quote feels the slightly yellow cum (probably due to Hunky’s food consumption) inside his tight little asshole… But he can’t even think straight due to his head injury so he can’t do anything about it, unfortunately.)
>A-Ahhhhhhh~
^Hnnnngh~ Whata waste! An admin of our site reduced to being purely my cumslut!
^Ok, I’ve had my fair share of revenge… I guess I’ll leave noaw…
>Hnnngh~ Ahhh~ Someone… Help… Me….
(Hunky leaves the abode)
If you read this, thank you! Make sure to like for part 2!
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Hello soyims.
I have made brimstone (or gem if you’re someone who goons to or is a furry)
What do you think?
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>>15987906(OP)
Just a little reminder to everyone ITT, you have to be 18 years or older to post on this website
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'G
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ITT Replace one word in a movie title with "goon"

Goon in 60 Seconds
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hello

good evening to everyone here I hope everyone is having a wonderful evening/morning and oreos
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i just gooned to 'o ama
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its based and turkiyepilled…
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>are we learning our fundementals here?
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She’s got “GEM” on her grey t-shirt
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This is my Bull's fetish he, brought it from the Congo when he immigrated to my cunt.
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Obamas paternal grandmother was with a British diplomatic convoy in Berlin visiting hitler 9 months before Obama Sr was born.
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Average alt Negress vs her dating preference
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>biggest spade god win ever
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Did Malcom X have a BWC?
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nigger bibisee

SOYJAK PARTY IS ONLY FOR NIGGERS
IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU WILL TURN INTO A NIGGER IN THE NEXT 48 HOURS
>BUT I DONT WANT TO BE A HECKIN NIGGARINO IM STILL A NUFAG I HAVENT EVEN GOTT MY FIRST ANPORVOOL
TOO BAD GET CUCKED BY BBC
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Soystein 'toss v3
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I JUST GOT A OREO ADVERT ON TV
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aryanpaul bot, ive been instructed by quotecord on behalf of his majesty's government of soyjak party, that if you do not respond immediately to this thread, /soy/ will be shut down, how could you tell?
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>Walkable cities
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We should Bring back /nate/ and /fap/ and make /bait/
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found this retard on xitter geg
what do you guys think, bait, or just retarded?
twitter.com/Leafywithtophat
https://youtube.com/@fries128
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old 'toss
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im sorry
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>Growing and making your own food because all the foods they sell in stores are zero nutrients goyslop
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THE QUOTECORD LEAKS IS FUCKING REAL
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You will not replace us
You will not replace us
You will not replace us
You will not replace us
You will not replace us
You will not replace us
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PENIS IN VAGINA
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>when you realize that niggerhell exists on this planet and it's called Africa
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the simpsons predicted the chudjak…
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Forcing this coally variant cuz i hate this site
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I'm a RBT, AMA
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hes not wearing any shoes in this image
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Is molestation even a real thing?

Whenever I touch something, the atoms of my skin and the object repel each other through electromagnetic forces. She may have felt it, but, technically speaking, I never touched her. This just makes me think foids just want attention. (The woman in this scenario is over the age of 18)
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>
>
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>Actively making the TADC fandom harmful for black people
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ITT we watch this incomprehensible woahjack GEM
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this is a gem i made in 2022
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plants vs zombies wild west be like
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Do I post this on raid or no

So ive been trying to find a preddy and get them to be able to actually get their consequences that they so clearly deserve, they confessed to liking a 15 year old. They're one of those people if you know what I mean. And they're 19, AND also threatened a minor or something.
As the subject says. Do I post this on /raid/ or no?
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>Having to do the cuckptcha after having a goodgoypass since 2024
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Why don't (You) make your own bread?
There's several benefits:
>Tastes better
>Better texture
>Cheaper
>Healthier cause no additives or something
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I'm trans, by the way, I'm trans, by the way, I'm trans by the way, I'm trans by the way I'm
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ITT we try and make the most brimstone poopson bait NAS coal reddit 4cuck offsite hostile dust darker than coal antimatter type thrembo coal ever soyjak made
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vocarooGODS, say "do dis" with 50 IQ nigger from leshoto accent
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im a japanese femboy
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Free robux free robux free robux nigger nigger
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How do we accelerate the death of this site.
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Anyphono know the name of this song I asked on /pol/ but didn't get any answers
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post big breasts and other hot gems here
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You might think you've peeped the scene, you haven't, the real one's far too mean. The watered-down one, the one you know was made up centuries ago, they made it sound all wack and corny, yes, it's awful blasted boring, twisted fictions, sick addiction, well, gather 'round, children, ZIP it, LISTEN.
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Choose


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dox annoying xitter leftist trannie/The Anarchist Turtle

Xe is a annoying xitter faggot who celebrated kirks assassination and defends a black jartycuck pedophile rapist murderer from being executed

Xe is also Homeless crib who is begging for money

heres xers gofundme o algo https://givebutter.com/iG0zWz

xirs @ is @anarchoboognish >>>/raid/274876
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I leave for BMT (Air Force) in a week. How should I spend my time?
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28-4-2026
Soyworld finally re-opened!
Yes the server is cracked and does not need a paid minecraft account to be played.
IP:mc.soyworld.online
Version: 1.21.11
After days of development, I have opened Soyworld yet again. My goal is to bring the soysphere together, regardless if you post frogs, gigas, 'jaks or even 'zellig. I want the community to thrive, and make memories together.
>What kind of server
Towny with wars, you can choose to opt out of warfare and stay peaceful. The server has many plugins like brewery, shops, roads that make you walk faster etc…
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>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL….
>AS CITIZENS, DECLARED OR UNDECLARED, OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE, WE MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER. WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION:
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SEUSS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE-APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
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chibi is live go fuck with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xft3dXAlye8
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How about multimillionaires. How about 8 inches. And thick. How about talented. How about loving and respectful. I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. I lost my daughter 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.
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'pillar on the 'log
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did you know that drinking pee is good for you?
my wife used to pee in a jar for me so i can drink it.
i wouldnt get nasal congestion or anything like that though
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>One magacock away from leaving woketardism
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Soyjak porn
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how niggas are posted up on the sharty everyday to self insert as a gigachad KNOWING they never felt the warmth of a woman
>
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Here’s why the Air Force is straight-up the best branch to join.

You control the battlefield from the sky. Army and Marines are out there eating dirt, humping 80-pound rucks, and playing sitting ducks for IEDs and ambushes. Navy guys are stuck on floating targets. Air Force? We own the damn sky. One F-35 or Reaper drone strike and the enemy is vaporized before they even know what hit them. Air superiority decides every modern war — ask anyone who’s studied history instead of TikTok. We project power globally while keeping our feet dry and our hands clean.

Merit over madness. The Air Force still runs on brains, balls, and performance. You’ll be surrounded by sharp, high-IQ operators who actually earned their spots — pilots, cyber warriors, intel specialists, space operators. No forced “diversity” quotas turning elite squadrons into social experiments. This is the branch where competence still wins, and the mission comes first.

Future of real warfare. Hypersonics. Space Command. Cyber offense. AI-driven drone swarms. The Air Force is already fighting the wars of tomorrow while the other branches are still stuck in yesterday’s mud. If you want to be the tip of the spear against China, Russia, or any other threat to our people and our way of life, this is where the real operators are.

Better life for a warrior. Cleaner bases. Higher quality of life. Actual technical skills that translate to six-figure civilian jobs when you get out (aviation, cyber, engineering). Less time getting treated like cannon fodder, more time mastering lethal technology that keeps America First.

This isn’t about “serving the current regime.” This is about joining the most powerful fighting force on Earth, getting elite training, stacking skills, and positioning yourself as the kind of man this country is going to need when things get real. The globalists hate strength. They hate merit. They hate unapologetic American dominance.

You? You’re the counter to all that.

If you’re done watching from the sidelines and ready to dominate the skies for your people, your culture, and your future — the United States Air Force is calling the real ones home.

Enlist now. Own the future. America needs warriors who actually win.

Go to https://www.airforce.com/ or hit up a recruiter today. Tell them you’re here to fly, fight, and win — the old-fashioned way.
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jewgle voice requires id now, what do i use for phone calls now
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Nu poll
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I'm gay
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what if we allowed every NAS on /soy/ EXCEPT for tranime
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how do i hack
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finally got a perfect sprite had to edit this image
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ITT WE POST PVZ
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Vishnu won BTW
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marge why do my threads keep getting autodeleted
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Everything works out in the end
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fucker.
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RED AND EVIL

I AM WATCHING I AM WATCHING YOU I SEE YOU IN YOUR WALL I AM ON /SOY/ I SEE YOU I WILL TURN YOU INTO A TROON I SÊÊÉÊ YŒU I AM GOING TO RAPE AND KILL YOU I AM OWNER OF YOU HERE I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM IN YOUR WALLS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU YOU ARE DEFINITELY DEAD YOU DON’T KNOW IT ALREADY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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can we doxx this literal who
xis name is adolf hitler he is brimstone and we need to send 'zas right now
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does anyone have th video where pepe says
IM TIRED OF YOU BUSTER
and beats him up though
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i was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GET>>16000000
KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU
>>16000000
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU>>16000000
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU
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NEVER EAT THE JARTYCAKE
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>Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler. You're so skibidi. You're so fanum tax
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Arby's takeover may 25th
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ITT we discuss how to stop hurting the people around us
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I want to put my dick inside of this valid trans real woman
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I JUST GOT A TND ADVERT ON TV
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Trans ‘N Soy

Honest Question Doe. Why does trans “people” exist?
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ackbox or whatever

twitch stream raiding thread because i'm a selfish little fuck who wants to get streamers 'nished
no arrow because i am attention grabbing image
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What if “Plants vs Zombies” was instead “Ytbois vs BBCs”
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>This board is for Soyjaks.
>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
>Making yourself identifiable between threads is forbidden.
>You WILL NOT use any sort of bot to automate posting on the site.
<You WILL NOT say 'doctos'
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why wont anyone answer him?
>
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out:
Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS)
Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty.
https://www.goarmy.com/
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gem?
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liking and posting rika furude makes you a pedo btw
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>Shit nonormies care abat
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RAPE AND KILL NIGGERS

Found this funny wojak on the internet. I think I should post it here
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How old were you guys when you first drank alcohol? I was 17.
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Is anyone having problems with the captcha?
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'plier get
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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>THBBFT!
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>i fucking hate those stupid fucking soyjacks so much
>it feels like everyone is using them without realizing that theyre made by a group of literal pedo nazi transphobes
>whenever i see a soyjack i report the account instantly and tell my friends on discord to do the same
>i repost bluesky posts bringing awareness to the bigoted actions of soyjack creators
>i make joyjacks from pictures of my favorite trans sex workers
>i make drawings remaking the trans soyjack as an ACCURATE depiction (beautiful and valid btw)
>i repost these drawings with diagrams on how to make homemade bathtub estrogen
>im trans btw, if that matters
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oreos…
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Hr
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you are on stolen land
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>can we kill peoples like this?
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This is my new soyteen soyjak OC xhis name is John kinetic || xhe is a great funny little guy XE Posting funny soyjaks on the ‘log
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>ACK!
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>gee golly wilickers, hitler would've loved this song, RIP GOAT 🪽🪽🐐🐐🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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just ripped out more sprites turns out the bug in the graphics was a weird youtube thing when running it on a emulator it's fine here's roger mellie roger irrelevant and the guy who throws bricks at the player and the cpu in the game I don't know his name
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I turned 18 this month and have a crush on a 17 year old girl from my school and she's the most beautiful girl I've ever talked to and I want to try and develop our relationship, even though I am probably too cowardly to do it anyway.
Should I kill myself?
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>>16000000
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/fat/ fat ladies general post fat ladies because they are hot!
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>Replying to random posts with schizophrenic tardbabble
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'cado on the 'log
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>putting your dick inside of a trans woman and somehow getting her pregnant so you report to the doctors about your trans wife, which earns you millions and fame due to her being the first trans woman to ever become pregnant - baffling scientists. And then also resulting in a malformed baby who inherits your autistic retard genes and becomes the first ever child to be born from a valid trans woman, living a happy and successful life afterwards
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>lesbians were made to be raped to submission
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ffghan 'o on the 'log
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What if WE were ‘cord all along?
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finally ripped his sprite does anyone know to edit atari st or ms dos sprites?
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>My collage is full of hot fat white women
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>when its looking a lot like BLACKED season
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ehmmm… marge? whats with all the branoons discovering and using gigaquoting?
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 24

The feast of the Dedication was taking place in Jerusalem.
It was winter.
And Jesus walked about in the temple area on the Portico of Solomon.
So the Jews gathered around him and said to him,
“How long are you going to keep us in suspense?
If you are the Christ, tell us plainly.”
Jesus answered them, “I told you and you do not believe.
The works I do in my Father’s name testify to me.
But you do not believe, because you are not among my sheep.
My sheep hear my voice;
I know them, and they follow me.
I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish.
No one can take them out of my hand.
My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all,
and no one can take them out of the Father’s hand.
The Father and I are one.”
John 10:22-30

St. Peter Chanel, ora pro nobis. or something
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new toss
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What are some troonslop games that somephono can make really gemmy soy mods for
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I'm homoromantic but I think gay sex and sodomy is disgusting.
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>Z, the some things app.
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fox on der 'log
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>and he did the unthinkable… denying science during the rick and morty watching sesssion
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I want a gf
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'veri won btw
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AP research paper

Hi friends, my AP research paper is due in two days, and I haven’t started my paper yet. My original topic was about music and studying, but I don’t have enough time to make a survey and get enough people to answer it. I am thinking of changing my topic to be about soyjaks and maybe be a meta analysis. What should be my research question and methodology though
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someone had lyrics of this song written in jartycuck style, anyone still has it?
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>going to target to find me a new big burger combo or something like that yeah
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Why do I keep staring at people around me and seeking out eye contact like a weirdo?
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>Total nugget death or something
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>1800 PP H an hour again
>300 PP H right now
soipandas, do I even need to say this?
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>Indoctrinating women into becoming femboys because women suck
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Genesis 1
The Beginning
1In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
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I cant stand being sober
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No arrow
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giggerrrrrrrrr stahhppp iiiittt~~~ :333
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soyjak.party users have a shorter attention span than 'tok users 99% of the threads on here last only a few minutes before being drowned in bait
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GET
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>
this is what lurkers have to see everytime, unless…
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Got my index finger stuck in a filled red bull can while trying to get the tab out.
Got my finger out doe, got a few cuts, stings and I'm adding pressure with a towel.
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ugh *yawn*
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ITT WE 'OX PEDRO SANCHEZ
>marge
Pedro Sanchez is the current president of Spain, he's also a slut for bbc
fuggen jerdee
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>MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM MAKING HENTAI CAPTIONS
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nobody care bout gets
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How chopped am I?

How chopped am I? covering my face so I don't fully facedoxx myself, you'll just have to take my word that I have a decent jawline.

>Obligatory soyjak
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>MOM! GET THE BUCKET! I JUST PISSED AND SHAT ALL OVER MYSELF OVER STUPID RETARDED NIGGER NUMBERS!
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I find the color contrast of BLACKED aesthetically appeasing, that's what got me into the BNWO originally. How about you?
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Novasoys can't comprehend liking something without gooning to it
>Amerimutt captcha or however the burger is flipped.
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я рeпeр а ты хуй c гoры эвeрecта
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My friend didn't know you could tap "edited" on instagram to see what a message used to say and said the hard R before editing it to his super woke girlfriend
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Jesus died for our sins so which Sharty figure died for our coal
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>>16000001
>>16000000
>>15999990

Well, I guess these are the GETS
<reddit space
Anyway, now that the last soy age has finally ended, we can discuss our thoughts on it ITT
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'o on the log
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>i swear to god these nignoggers became soo fucking insuferrable in 2025 and beyond they go to any video to type with their dirty nigger hands the same comment over 50 times they always spam some retarded faggot shit like "ts is too advanced for yt shorts " and " ts (x) in the big 26" and "holy cornball basketball and corn emoji" and "sybau" like shut the fuck you nigger, these niggers are fucking germs they spread to every single comment section just to hate on litteral snca cuz they have nothing to do on their horrible nigger lives and they are like the most safe edgy niggas in the world, they would say the most racist shit to some random 10 year old nigger online but when you say the word NIGGER they are like "durrrrr you are a cornball for saying the n word you arent tuff lil bro" like nigga you just cursed some random kid online but you draw the line at fucking racism??? kys ywnbaw i swear to god we need to rape these tiktok users to death, they are soo fucking retarded.
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NEVER GOON
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found a gem while looking at the get

check it out
>>15999997
>>15999997
>>15999997
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Did @ExplainThisBob just BTFO all of Elon Musk's "Bob is a scam" arguments?

https://x.com/ExplainThisBob_

>Explains how Bob is not a scam, but a decentralized memecoin with 0 tax and no contract ownership

>Explains how Bob is inspired by Doge and made for the people
>Explains that unlike typical rugpull scams, Bob has renounced ownership and has transparent on-chain mechanics
>Explains how Elon Musk jumped the gun by calling it a scam without doing proper DYOR
>Explains the difference between a centralized dev-controlled token and a truly community-driven fair-launch memecoin like Bob
>Everything said in the reply is backed up by on-chain data and contract verification
>Gives concrete proof that Bob has none of the red flags of a typical scam crypto project

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claim that Bob is a scam, Elon? By all means, look at the contract and on-chain data. I promise you that you can't debunk it.

>inb4 someone says "it's still a scam" without checking the contract

>inb4 someone calls it a honeypot without looking at the liquidity or ownership status
>inb4 Elon posts another vague "looks like a scam" tweet
>inb4 someone links random rugpull stats without context about this specific token
>inb4 "muh memecoin"
>inb4 "sage" because crypto Twitter is triggered by facts
>inb4 "just another shitcoin" from people who haven't read the contract

Keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything mentioned in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and check the actual contract data instead and discuss it WITH SOURCES (Etherscan/BscScan or whatever chain Bob is on).
I'm open to having my mind changed, but only with reliable on-chain evidence and contract analysis that explains why Bob would be considered a scam.
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Frog win
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rename /bpa/ to /brap/
>do this
<n
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MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM MAKING HENTAI CAPTIONS
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why is every internet neo-nazi (averi/zellig spammer) a satan worshipping pedophile pedosadist discord groomer?
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Hello saarw It is Me Nophono And I care fan abod THIS GET. Ama
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>>16000000 get boost thread

liquidphono. this is mysterious creature that disguise as water and melt they victim touched
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>putting the website glow style to feel like a CIA agent
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is saying this aryan
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>Can't even use the soyboy wojak imageboard in yuropoop
Fuck this dying shithole site or something
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He won.
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>oh im a GETcuck yes im a GETcuck spamming on bald man with glasses site for internet numbers i give too much of a fuck
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>GOING TO SLEEP
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<this should've gotten the get
stfu
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>you have to care about GETs because umm… because you just have to, ok?
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Your GET doesn't mean anything. It holds no value at all. Make it something cool you fucking nigger. Literally nobody is going to care about it if you just spam.
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>Failing to steal the get, so your steam engine cannot run
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HOME STRETCH 'TEENS

use this thread to obtain the >>16000000 get without brapping normal threads
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>nophono himself came to make the get SNCA dust
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>i was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETJERDEEi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GETi was at least +/- 10 posts away from or after the GET>>16000000
>KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
>KILL YOURSELF>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU
>>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU>>16000000
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU
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>mfw i accidentally sexerino my wife thus making the bvll the cuck and the cuck into the bvll evendoe you can't be both at the same time so it's a paradoxerino just like my heckin kurzgesagt
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THE GET IS HERE

THE GET IS HERE
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NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
NEO CHOODISM WON
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>>15999999
>>16000000
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NOPHONO WON GEEEEEEEEEG
>>16000000
>, how could you tell?
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Тут ecть ктo шарит за прoграмму КОМПАС 3Д? Мoжeтe, пoжалуйcта, пoмoчь? Мнe надo cдeлать два задания в нём для инcтитута, нo я нe уcпeю
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add /hack/
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>inb4 'zellig wonned the 16 million get
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rename this site to kuehjak.shitty
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If a guy has an impregnation fetish is it really a fetish? I feel like it isn’t because it’s an instinct that most animals have because they obviously need to reproduce, it would be like calling an attraction to breasts a “breast fetish”
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I feel like cobsonPLAPS is the main reason we have so many tourists nowadays, looking up soyjak party literally anywhere just gets you “incomprehensible woahjack” nonsense
>
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itt we bring about catharsis on the shardee to resist the quotist nu world order
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>soyjak.party
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love yourself.
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Cuck Off

>On (You)r marks…
>Get set…
>Get cucked!
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HITLER WILL WIN
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i care
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>COME ON IIIINNNN
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meep fuggen jerdee
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/bbc/ Big Black Cock

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i stuck an airpod in my urethra after i came once and it felt really good
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>you dont wanna see me at my cuck master level
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can someone hug me please i feel sudden surge of loneliness
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>quotecord will probably manipulate the GET
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GET THREAD
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Tung tung! Sahur!
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to fuck women
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get
>nuvarient2027
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16 mil GET Acceleration thread
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i wish i had some female friends
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What’s better shark tale or turbo?

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>if you were actually media-literate in jefre-cantu ledesma scopypastas you would understand…
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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

ANYONE GOT THAT ONE GIGGER EDIT WHERE THE SONG GOES
>SHE'S SO PERFECT LALAL CONFESS YOUR LOVE AND LET ME STAY CONFESS YOUR LOVE ON CHRISTMAS DAY
?????
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GIGGERS…
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nvsois...........

nvsois really dont keep the 'arty a trans inclusive safespace..
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nigger music is amazing
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>when your wife’s boyfriend isn’t eco friendly
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ITT we act like the firsto namerollo we geto
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>making the an empty oekaki
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>No, letting your wife sleep in seperate beds is not enough to call someone a cuck.
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if you crack an ESL wompa and you talk to her in english would she moan in her native language or in english
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1700000 GET
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What are (You) going to try and steal the GET with?
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the next get will be skipped
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Continuation of this thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15920069.html#15929195
Find a way to get this 'p loving nigger off the internet
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16000000 GET!
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>nobody looks like this
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>ACHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOOOOO!! ME NEED SOYLENT!
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What if der sherdee started their own farm
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https://x.com/RyanNice

Retarded Xitter leftist makes fun of Charlie Kirk but can't handle someone saying nigger. His DMs are open and he's a pedophile who admitted liking 14 year old girls. Potential GegBvll

https://x.com/i/status/1839686269208576420
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Hunkyyy stawhp it…. :p
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its pronounced jej
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JESUS SAYS BLACK TRANS RIGHTS! ITS BASED AND CHRISTPILLED!
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When I feel eepy I play some random bullshit on youtube and then rest my head and arms on desk. Anybody else does this fan
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The get will be clampstaples
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Rebel son VVILL get the get
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investing in >>16000000 before it happens
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>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<NOOOOOO QUOTE STOP ITTTTTT!!!!!
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longest snes song on the 'log im trans btw
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I genuinely hate what those subhuman niggers did to this emoji that every time I see it not in that context, I’m always reminded of them
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What if instead of putting cream on pies in a bakery, you gave Quotes British twink bussy a creampie by filling him up with cum? Maybe that explains why hes portrayed with having a banana split on his head..
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nyeghjak wabag
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>biblically inaccurate angels
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I unironically think this is how gooseworx acts behind the scenes
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fuck this shit website
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GET though
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frogGET
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Someone should make a SMV (soy music video) vertion of this
https://youtu.be/FwFsvx1KfgA?si=qq1EA3YLBheFXcIi
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>NOBODY Understands The Monkey's Paw (Except For Me)
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What do we think about Gigachad's creator, Krista Sudmalis?
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guys im transitioning what should I change my name to? >#<
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>If you gigaquote me Brian your a pedophile
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Soyteens look like THAT?????? OMGHISA
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Goona sound like a jeet myself for talking about this but whats with racism on both sides of the political spectrum as it pertains to jews and indians. Leftists will either say your account is based in israel or india if you disagree with them? Like why are they so disengious? I thought these people were the self proclaimed anti-racists? Do they not see that they are stooping as low as their enemy?
Maybe. racsism won…?
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gert
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>it’s based and Christpilled is a funny meme dude. Christians are so stupid and cucks
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If (You) wouldn't have ever discovered this site, how much do you think the get would be slowed down?
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What kind of scam do children often fall for
free _ generator
Fill in the blanks

please help me with my homework
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Look, i just advanced the get by one second. Isnt that cool? i get to change the future. awesomesauce
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>[thing] bad because chuds are in it
<[thing] bad because trannies are in it
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sharty > shardih > shardick > short dick > the users of this site are ytbois → short white dick
BBC VVQN
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>When my wife's boyfriend tries to take away my based statue of Aphrodite so my transbian ass has to launch some defensive smegma
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>nega
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hurry up with the GET i wanna go to sleep
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

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IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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