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@yhdistyminen
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@yhdistyminen
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The difference between Democrats and Republicans is that both of them think coddling and tolerating criminal behavior is fine and has no negative consequences, but Democrats think this about poor people, whereas Republicans think it about the President of the United States
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This is a good example of why STEM people need to study the humanities and social sciences
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MUSKOSOPHY
@muskosophy
Here's what Elon Musk recommended to govern Mars: “Direct democracy by the people. Laws must be short, as there is trickery in length. Automatic expiration of rules to prevent death by bureaucracy. Any rule can be removed by 40% of people to overcome inertia. Freedom.”
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@yhdistyminen
The left and liberals fight about optics and rhetoric and protest tactics Meanwhile, the right has figured out they can achieve all their goals just by lying to everyone about everything all the time
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James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
Resign, Tim Walz. Your violent rhetoric is costing too many lives.
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I know the left is supposed to be a dress and the right is supposed to be broad shoulders/narrow hips, and yet I can't help but see the left as "guy manspreading" and the right as "woman closing her legs for modesty"
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshine
petition to ban all trendy bathroom signs
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@yhdistyminen
Reminder that the average Roman peasant ate a more nutritious diet than you, worked fewer hours a day, got 100 days a year of vacation and feasting time, and had access to free healthcare and HBO
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Liam Bright
@lastpositivist
It's wild that the average person is poorer now than they were during the heyday of the Roman Empire. But sure capitalism generates wealth 🙄
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@yhdistyminen
The recent election has the libs wondering if maybe wokeness has gone too far. This thread—the sheer vitriol directed against a woman celebrating her personal achievement—should make you wonder if maybe wokeness hasn't gone too far enough
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Dr Ally Louks
@DrAllyLouks
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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@yhdistyminen
I hate everything and everyone, but especially Sadie here
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Survey Center on American Life
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Take our quiz here: americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
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She basically goes on to say "yes, crime actually occurs, we should acknowledge that and stop pretending 'don't have jails' is a serious option" The median voter hears this and says "sounds about right" rather than "wow, what a psychopath"
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Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation
@karaokecomputer
You all have the memories of fucking goldfish
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@yhdistyminen
Days later, after thousands of hostile comments and quote-tweets: no lockdown or account deletion, no restricting comments, still trading barbs with her haters, up at least 20k followers. You are all amateurs. This is the new Queen of Poasting
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Dr Ally Louks
@DrAllyLouks
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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@yhdistyminen
*taps sign*
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Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
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We just witnessed the single greatest sequence of presidential communications in American history. - Trump posts an F-16 meme, “King Trump,” dumping sewage on No Kings protesters and Harry Sisson - Harry Sissons asks why. JD Vance jumps in: “I’ll ask him for you,” then follows
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@yhdistyminen
Will Stancil's insane "Elon Musk wants to be the shadow president" conspiracy theory turns out to be... completely correct
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Brian Stelter
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Elon Musk "has been seen at Mar-a-Lago nearly every single day since Donald Trump won, dining with him on the patio at times" and "weighing in on staffing decisions, making clear his preference for certain roles," @kaitlancollins reports
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People on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, overthrowing the system" and then not overthrow the system
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Aamer Rahman
@aamer_rahman
Replying to @aamer_rahman
"You want Trump to come back?"
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*white dude with a keffiyeh, ACAB hat, and land acknowledgment in bio voice* "It really gets my goat when the Dems do these pointless performative stunts"
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James🔻
@GoodVibePolitik
I need everyone to understand that these are essentially the same events
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Christians have no satisfying answer to the related question "if God decided rape and murder were acceptable, would they then be acceptable?"—a philosophically relevant question, given that both of these are things he explicitly orders the Israelites to do in the Old Testament
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Darwin to Jesus
@darwintojesus
Lots of choices, none work
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@yhdistyminen
Unless those jokes are about Charlie Kirk, in which case, call their employer and get them fired
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The Bulwark
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Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
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