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Surround yourself with losers so that you can be their king.

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What If We Don't Need Security? Throwing Grenades at 1970s Assumptions We Blindly Accept Today

Why the Government Mandated Rust: The Secret Licensing Coup (Washing Away GPL For MIT)

Your Offline Hardware Will Brick Itself + Hardware Makers Face Infinite Fines (OS Age Verification)

Why Modern Software Is Dog Slow And How jofito Arenas Make Rust Memory Safety Look Like A Total Joke

The Rust Wedge and the Big Tech Buy-off: A Veteran Engineer’s Warning to Every PC Owner (+ jofito)

The 7-Year Expiry: Why Every Law Should Self-Destruct

Rust Evangelists "Oxide Computer" OS is ACKCHYUALLY An Ancient UNIX And That's Supposed To Be Good

Dear Jane Street: Oxide Computer Company, My Butt, and Very Theoretical 48V Bus Bar HEAF (Arc Flash)

Socialism for the Rich: How Your "Safety" Regulations Protect Massive Companies

Bryan Cantrill: Your $200M Rust Hubris at Oxide is a 4-Story Skyscraper in a 40-Story World; SGI Won

The Death of Real Programming: Why Modern Software is a House of Cards (and Rust won't save you)

OS Age Verification: Millions Of Evil People With GPS In Your Kid's Pocket, Required By Law!

IT'S OVER! The Rust Language Just Nuked 8 Entire Architectures!

She Opened One Email. Then, She Lost Everything.

This Unmodified Vista Laptop DESTROYS Windows 10 and 11! How Is Modern Windows So Bad?

Your Right To Film And Photograph (You Don't Have To Delete Files or Turn Over Equipment)

The Laughably Easy "Fix" For The Dumbest Wi-Fi Problem Ever Manufactured

Tales From The Cable Guy: My Fake Racist Autism Panic

Tales From The Cable Guy: "You Got Any Surplus Money?" and The First Cut Is The Loudest

I'm Tired, Bros - Sittin' Rambles

Own Your Stuff: Make Locked-Out Hardware Illegal (Also, My 'Wallet Ambush' Idea)

A Software License That NUKES Anyone Who Bans Me: Should I Write The "JBPL?"

That One Guest That Just Won't Leave Despite All The Hints You Drop

AI Is Destroying Itself Through Double Attrition

Bit Rot: 5 Years, 40 TB, RAID-5, and XFS. How Much Data Did I Lose?

Fake Russian Visits Bojangles (Боджанглс) For Utah Fried Chicken (UFC)

PLEASE STOP Editing Your Videos Like They Can't Sit Still!

Please Don't Forget The Dongle!

OK website, you can stop possessing my PC now, I just want free rent without the demons

Brodie Robertson (Probably) Has a Bad Water Pump!

My Mellanox 50GbE Optical Cable Disaster (DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE BUYING!)

I ABANDONED This Disastrous Ethernet Wiring Job

How File Duplicate Finders Like jdupes Work, Visually Explained...And Why It's So Fast!

CPU Cache Lines And Performance Visually Explained For Programmers

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Linked Lists Are Crab Kryptonite

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Physical Labor

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: "It's Just a Rounding Error, Bro!"

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: One Extra Pointer, 1/3 Slower

Zig Shows Signs Of Rust Cancer, So I'll Never Use It Now

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Linked Lists and Hand-Holding

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Mutexes And Reference Counting Are Too Hard

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: "Use After Free" Bugs

The Christmas Story - A Book From My Childhood

I Promised Something In 2021. It's Happening.

A Random Dial-Up Era Web Page Reminded Me What We've Lost

If you can't do it without a phone or internet, you're being enslaved.

2007 2GB RAM Cheap Acer Running Modern Stuff, Plus Stories And Tips

How Ideological Wedges Work

No Left Turn. Student Driver Turns Left. NO EXCUSE.

This ASUS Gaming Laptop DIED Because It Saw Light! WHO MADE THIS NONSENSE?! 🤬🤬🤬

Windows Wi-Fi Ping Spikes, High Latency, or Poor Throughput? Turn Off Hyper-V!

Why Does That Other Laptop Even Exist?

Ban ALL Tech From Classrooms IMMEDIATELY Or The Kids Are All Screwed

Real-Life User Interface EPIC FAIL - USE YOUR WORDS!

I'm At The Park And Some Tesla Won't Stop Honking

The Lenovo Ideacentre 310S Desktop Is Actually Pretty Good!

This Child Picks Locks Better Than I Do

Laptop's A Pawn

Mismatched Repair Parts Drive Me Nuts (But I Made Them Work)

I HATE How Old Laptops Had WAY TOO MANY SCREWS

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