- tries to use YouTube analytics to prove his point about how many people are watching him. - opens analytics and the stats show people really aren’t staying to watch his videos and his average watch time is bad. > suddenly calls YouTube analytics wrong and unreliable and drops the topic entirely.

Apr 28, 2026 · 6:27 AM UTC

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TLDR: he has an average watch time of just 5 minutes according to him. His uploads are generally all one hour in length. This means he only has a 8% retention. What’s good for this range? 15 to 30 minutes on hour long videos. That’s a 30% - 50% retention.
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He has a dead channel, it's no surprise.
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As soon as he read out the watch hours i did the quick math and knew he was making a terrible mistake talking about it 😂
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once again he proves that nO oNe cAn PoSSiBlY DiSpRoVe HiM...not even himself i guess??
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Social blade was unreliable but now the direct source is wrong? Where does that copium come from that keeps him stuck in his delulu?
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Legit sounds like a bit from the Office.
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he was looking at the wrong thing too. he divided the total watch hours by the number of views instead of looking at the "average watch time" stat that's literally on the next page because he's a retard
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I need a clip of this so bad
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