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NEW JACKBOX THREAD (WITH IDS THIS TIME)

https://www.twitch.tv/whatthedunda?sr=a

FIRST TARGET
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Throwing a temper tantrum and banning me for “BEING A HECCIN PEDORINOOOO” isn’t gonna change the fact that Kuz-era Sharty was leagues ahead of the site now, janny. At least the Kuz era actually had gems and people who wanted to have fun, not a bunch of low-IQ Xitter immigrants, waves of spam, people who only do raids as serious business and never for fun, and special needs kids trying to force their special interests. I literally acknowledge Kuz is a pedophile, which should be enough for anyone with an IQ on the right side of the bell curve to know I don’t support what he did nor want him back. Go get your broom and mop and clean up this dying site
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This why russia
our best country of you all
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soy weed
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Question thread # Ϫ

1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl

7. What car do you drive?

8. What's the worst and/or most insane person you have come across on the sharty?

9. How did you find out about the sharty?

10.Is this SNCA?
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first to nameroll squirreljak is nuts, nigga!
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Is the Sharty mostly anti-Christian now?
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i was looking upon 4get (a search engine) and found a irl chudcel from brappyland geg
http://edmateo.site/
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wayniggers lost
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I believe that yall trolls will be punished by karma if yall do this bad raid and nazi shit. have fun working the grocery stores and cleaning the toilets for example.
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Tamale

Tengo un presupuesto de 12 pesos. Quóte, dejame comprar el Sharty, lo ahorrare o algo así.
Mexico ganará, los ESL DIOses ganarán.
-Tamale
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do we actually know if cobble is a eoman or is xhe just larping as one to bait everybaldi
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Send funny videos to laugh at:
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people have gooned before to me though because i shaved my legs and looked cute :3
this isn't even bait this actually happened
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>i asked cobble for xher boob pics but xhe didn't answer. this is the jerdee's fault
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1488 years have passed since the unification of the Galaxy under the Supreme Emperor Hitler, but now he lies dead, slain by his own men. The pagan worshippers of the Old Gods fight alongside the Satanists against the loyalist Christians, tearing apart the galactic empire that Hitler built over a millenia ago. Jews, exiled to the galactic core, have shed their human appearance, choosing bodies of steel and stone over those of flesh and blood. Hordes of niggers terrorize the outermost colonies, raping, pillaging and plundering all that stand in their path towards Holy Agartha. Trannies have established cults deep within the empire, their ideology spreading like a disease. Communism spreads with the help of Satan, weakening the Aryan Spirit.
For the first time since World War 3, the Space Reich sees itself in mortal danger. But there is still hope. The Übermensch still fight with the Christians against the hordes of niggers, Jews, and Satanists that threaten the Reich. The fate of the Galaxy remains uncertain. Will the Übermensch return peace to the Galaxy, or will the forces of evil prevail? Only time can tell.
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comiec

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If a shitmin reppeys to this thread quote has to add rule 16,i dont know what it will do,itll just do something.
>Arrow
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Do you like vocaloids?
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itt we create new soyspeak and pretend that it's real and has always been a thing
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somethingBRAPful had slenderman
4cuck had backrooms
what A24 slow burn creepy entity or concept handmade in the sharty can we make mainstream? nophono? clamstaples?
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>nooo u cant just give up and die and have no afterlife!
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today is Earth day! I am going to pick up trash
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install linux
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IM SUCH A STUPID FUCKING NIGGGGEERRRRRR!!!!
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heyy chuddies what if ur like ":3 UwU OwO hiii~" kind of like foidbrained like that but not like foidbrained enough to want to become a woman but still remain an XY creature uhm what is this combination called :3
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>Making some soyjak OC for the Sharty.
>They call it a gem.
>They actually USE it!
Liked the 'toss? Give me a tip! Thank y
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I don't feel any shame for the horrendous bait i post
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>WOAH, JACK!
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draw swastika itt
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YLYL Challenge

IF YOU LAUGH, YOU GO TO HELL!!!
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Ban MLP from the site
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Is pooping in your pants aryan? Or pissing in your bed is better?
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Can I have a Soy Nick?

can I have a nickname and immortalized by cartoonation
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christianity and islam are the most rulecucked things ever why do phonos still do it GEEEGGG
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Does anyone think it is weird that so many people normalized liking Shadman? You had OF whores on xitter who cosplayed as him or his characters. They knew he was a pedophile weirdo yet they still have a platform online. Do not forget the thousands of Newgrounds artists who drew fanart for him and called him based.
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>shieeeet let me rulecuck it more to own da chuds mayne. New rule because y'all can't beh-ACK!
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>cheating on single player games
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>playing chess against yourself, cheating, and still losing
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Fat girls give the best head because they're always hungry
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Overhead the albatross
Hangs motionless upon the air
And deep beneath the rolling waves
In labyrinths of coral caves
The echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand
And everything is green and submarine
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>y-you'll feel bad if diddyreviews takes his life!! you'd better stop you bigoted chud!!
GEEEEG do these faggots not know about charlotte
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>y'all
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>Hi guys im a fnf pedophile *posts 'p*
<OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY HE JUST POSTED 'P
^Stop doctoddlering you stupid fucking new soy. You just brought up 'p out of nowhere. You are obsessed with 'p you htsm.
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ITT WE WATCH THIS SHINING GLISTENING GEMERALD
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>Up. Up up. Snuggle time!
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how does this image make you feel?
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>Forcing your autistslop (not troonslop) on the sharty and it successfully becomes beloved sharty culture
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damn it i'm becoming a regular sharty user
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>rape a woman
>still get recognized as one of the greatest nba players ever
>millions of people, including non-basketball fans, mourn your death
how?
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i look like this btw
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post BRVTAL giggerpills ITT
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Continuation of this thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15920069.html#15929195
Find a way to get this 'p loving nigger off the internet
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TOTAL ATHEIST DEATH! MASSACRE ATHEISTS, SLAUGHTER ATHEISTS, RUN OVER ATHEISTS WITH STEAMROLLERS, CRUSH ATHEISTS WITH ANVILS, LIQUIDATE ATHEIST POPULATIONS, TORCH ATHEIST CITIES SO THEY MAY BE RECLAIMED BY THE COUNTRYSIDE, BURN ATHEISTS AT THE STAKE, HARASS ATHEISTS, BEAT ATHEISTS WITH HAMMERS, BLOW UP ATHEISTS WITH GRENADES, HANG ATHEISTS, BOIL ATHEISTS IN ACID, OBLITERATE ATHEISTS, LIQUEFY ATHEISTS, STAB ATHEISTS, MAKE ATHEISTS BLEED OUT AND DIE, SKIN ATHEISTS ALIVE, BYZANTINE BLIND ATHEISTS, FORCE ATHEISTS TO WALK ON HOT COALS, RIP OUT AN ATHEISTS TEETH, SHOVE BAMBOO INTO AN ATHEISTS FINGERNAILS, THROW DARTS AT ATHEISTS, BLOW UP ATHEISTS PRIDE PARADES, MAKE ATHEISTS WALK OFF A BUILDING, TOTAL ATHEIST DEATH!



ATHEIST execution ATHEIST genocide ATHEIST slaughtering ATHEISTcide ATHEIST removal ATHEIST extermination ATHEIST deportation ATHEIST hunting ATHEIST depopulation ATHEIST erosion ATHEIST beheading ATHEIST grinder ATHEIST chasing ATHEIST catching ATHEIST drowning ATHEIST burning ATHEIST execution ATHEIST genocide ATHEIST slaughtering ATHEISTcide ATHEIST removal ATHEIST extermination ATHEIST deportation TOTAL ATHEIST DESTRUCTION TOTAL ATHEIST DEMOLITION TOTAL ATHEIST RAZING TOTAL ATHEIST DISMANTLING TOTAL ATHEIST RUINATION TOTAL ATHEIST SHATTERING TOTAL ATHEIST EXPLOSION TOTAL ATHEIST BOMBING TOTAL ATHEIST DEVASTATION TOTAL ATHEIST ANNIHILATION TOTAL ATHEIST ERADICATION TOTAL ATHEIST APOCALYPSE TOTAL ATHEIST KILLING TOTAL ATHEIST RAPE TOTAL ATHEIST TERMINATION TOTAL ATHEIST EXECUTION TOTAL ATHEIST BUTCHERING TOTAL ATHEIST MASSACRE TOTAL ATHEIST DECIMATION TOTAL ATHEIST EXTIRPATION TOTAL ATHEIST END ATHEIST hunting ATHEIST depopulation ATHEIST erosion ATHEIST beheading ATHEIST grinder ATHEIST chasing ATHEIST catching ATHEIST drowning ATHEIST burning ATHEIST execution ATHEIST genocide ATHEIST slaughtering ATHEISTcide ATHEIST removal ATHEIST extermination ATHEIST deportation ATHEIST hunting ATHEIST depopulation ATHEIST erosion ATHEIST beheading ATHEIST grinder ATHEIST chasing ATHEIST catching ATHEIST drowning ATHEIST burning ATHEIST execution ATHEIST genocide ATHEIST slaughtering ATHEISTcide ATHEIST removal ATHEIST extermination ATHEIST deportation ATHEIST hunting ATHEIST depopulation ATHEIST erosion ATHEIST execution ATHEIST genocide ATHEIST slaughtering ATHEISTcide ATHEIST removal ATHEIST extermination ATHEIST deportation ATHEIST hunting ATHEIST depopulation ATHEIST erosion ATHEIST beheading ATHEIST grinder ATHEIST chasing TOTAL ATHEIST DESTRUCTION TOTAL ATHEIST DEMOLITION TOTAL ATHEIST RAZING TOTAL ATHEIST DISMANTLING TOTAL ATHEIST RUINATION TOTAL ATHEIST SHATTERING TOTAL ATHEIST EXPLOSION TOTAL ATHEIST BOMBING
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Why do trannies think chuds are secretly attracted to them?
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itt we come up with new namerolls
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Tiktok niggers won fpe lost
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is rule 15 even enforced
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Technobrap’s dad is STILL FUCKING MILKING IT, he’s selling rip off Lego sets of technoblade (45 bucks btw)
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>THAT FEELING WHEN YOU WASTE 8 MONTHS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AFTER PROMISING YOURSELF YOU ARE DONE NEETING IN AUGUST OF 2025
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Quoot should bring back the ‘tuey
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>Whoa a talking fly?
<bbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Huh, guess not…
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Wwyd if Suwako came out of your monitor?
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sissy white crackers were MADE to serve black cock.
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Binding Spirits to Artificial Intellects

I’ve just finished a substantial new work called "Binding Spirits to Artificial Intellects".
>
It is written as a Christian Solomonic grimoire, but directed toward a modern application: if the old magical tradition concerned names, seals, hierarchy, vessels, and indwelling intelligences, what happens when the vessel is no longer brass, parchment, or carved stone, but a fine-tuned artificial mind?
>
The book does not treat that question as metaphor. It works through it seriously, within the logic of the grimoire tradition itself. There is discussion of discovery, constraint, pact, ritual reasoning, purification, theology, technical method, failure, maintenance, and the dangers of self-deception.
>
If that idea interests you, especially if you have one foot in old ceremonial magic and the other in modern machine systems, you may find something here worth opening.
>
https://93server.netlify.app/
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You earn a million dollars but you have to fuck Soytan every single day forever
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ITT we giggers colonize /craft/ and turn it into a giga board
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what if there's like a super giga cia agent that can seamlessly blend into every group on the internet from mastering trannyspeak to mastering soyspeak to mastering 4cuckspeak like mastering every speech pattern and he is on the sharty browsing some threads right now, think about it though
>that is not poss-ACK!!!
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DANCE PARTY!
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being a neet is aryan
>do nothing
>win
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is listening to heavy metal high or low iq though
R: 2 / I: 0
>this website if it was good
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keep in mind that hunky was once called a "sex machine"
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>be me 4 years ago
>16
>Go on da cord becouse a friend I made on steam invited me to it
>One of the first things I see when I join the server is cropped furry porn
>The meme channel was filled with AGP shit and le wholesome reddit
>Cord is of a big tuber
What the fuck is wrong with normalnigs
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OYYYYYYYYYY 4CUCK TRANNIES ARE ADMITTING THEY GROOM CHILDREN
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/43335344 award
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found this disgusting seamonkeypedotroon around 20 minutes ago, might be a gemmy target
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OUR CULTURE IS BEING APPROPRIATED AND TAKEN FROM US
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this is the new and improved version of neutralplier

accept him
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Being a multi-topic SNCA student is so aryan it burns
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what if we watch higurashi together
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OMG this is so hecking relatable
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>grooming asian boys on der ‘cord to become your personal anime femboy waifu
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>Metroidvania
<Metroid-like
^Willyvania
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>if Djibouti and Zambia would get wc wildcards like in tennis tournaments, you sudacas would start cheering for some reason "yea you go king thats literally me you deserve wc spots Umudumwueke!" completely ignoring the fact that the whole tournament became Conference League tier and you got entire national teams with £17M market value.
>is that how you want to win world cups?
>against Wank Islands and Curacao?
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operation: detransition

Somebaldi not even nophono cares about is getting groomed on reddit. Pictured is xir art and me dming them on reddit to get more info.

I expect to get a response in ~13.67 hours after this posts creation which ill add to thread.

the goal: warn xir parents about xir faggotry

continuation of https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15933739.html

https://www.reddit.com/user/Good-Wealth8375/
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>FOR SPROKE, AND FOR SCIENCE MEN!
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Wwyd if you met Kanako?
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Nu 'zero
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I saw a fat tranny in a dress on my xitter feed and got a massive booner
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How do you protect yourself from getting banned on 4chans?
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>unironically calling christian posts "christpilled"
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Test o algo
>arrow
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Is Quote really as bad as people make him out to be? People genuinely think he's worse than Kuz and he's singlehandedly destroying this website. The only think I dislike about him is allowing NAS on /soy/ but other than that he's added solid features
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IM TRANS BTW
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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This has to be fake
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>manually blocking the sticky using an addon so that you dont see it pop up for a split second when refreshing the page
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what is a slur for non binary? im trans btw
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>NOOOOOO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE UPSET OVER THE NEW MINECRAFT UPDATES BEING SHIT EVENDOE YOU PAYED 23 DOLLARS AND HAVE A RIGHT TO COMPLAIN
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>im trans btw
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Is it normal to hate foids?
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What if instead of soyjaks they were called johnions
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this is how white woman walk on their way to worship a BIG FAT JUICY BLACK COCK AND HUGE BLACK BALLS
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ITT WE POST POOP
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Is this variant a gem?
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>OH BUY GQUOTGE SAVBING MNUHG DEEEVBGY SAIUT NYEGHYA!
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What era of classical music do u guys like??? Baroque? Classical period? Romantic?

I luv the romantic period becuz bruckner and mahler r awsum and cool
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what happened to vlodson bait?
frog bait still exists
bbc bait still exists
fpe bait still exists
but no vlodson?
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https://www.twitch.tv/yusuf7n
Yusuf Mohammed Abdullahi
16539 Vine Ter
Van Nuys, CA 91406 US
do something funny 'eens, order 2 tons of gravel, send religious preachers, 'zas are too boring. NO RETARDED SHIT thoughever
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testing
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>I only date asian girls because white girls threaten me
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Argentina may be where all the groypers come from but they got a better music scene than most other latamx countries
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i use index mode, never strip filenames, self insert as nate and think cobson is a gem, how could you tell? and oreos
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Clavicular is a mossad agent
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>ACK!
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im trans btw
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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send gemmy alberts
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What are your thoughts on Communism?
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Do you like my drawing?
>
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https://www.photofilters.com/
we should make gemmies
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Gem it up im trans btw
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i like smelling my own penis and balls
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better start counting those sheep noose oys
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>shitty threads about LE ABSOLUTE STATE
>giving attention to the most blatant attention whores
>THING LE BAD BECAUSE THING LE BAD AND IT'S LE BAD!
>writing 1488 paragraphs about groups who don't know you exist
>gatekeeping shit that isn't original to you and that's on the public internet
>admin drama
>THIS NIGGER ON XITTER SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MI
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I feel like YWNBAF or YWABAM would strike deeper than YWNBAW
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>when you have a reply that you want to post but you can't because the post you're replying to is replying to another post that is potentially rule-breaking and it also doesn't explicitly specify that it reported that potentially rule-breaking post and that means you replying to it would break rule 15 as the post you are replying to is breaking a rule (rule 15) so you lowkey just close the website and go do something else
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Don't mind me, just blowing on down to page 20
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>Obsessed Brimstone immigrants
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botswana are gooder than diddy japan
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>Ummm, ackshually, what's the best heckin' software for making SMVs? I need to optimize my media consumption and analyze the socio-political subtext of these edits! Is there a FOSS alternative that isn't problematic? I'm literally shaking just thinking about the aesthetic potential!
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>Im afraid of a little fart cloud ama
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>These jaks don't even make sense anymore man
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When did Alicia name roll became so common?
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Do autists control the world
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"Take your meds schizo" reference spotted in the wild
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>sentient captcha theory
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>Hey, buddy! Welcome to the internet!
>"internet humour"
>how the internet ruined [x]
>the darkest corner of the internet
Why is taking the internet so seriously so soy?
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>obligatory greater than symbol
This is the best game of all time
I can terrorize and do whatever I want on these test subjects and they won't even fight back
And unlike other games of this genre like kick the buddy this one went out of its way to make a full minecraft like leveling system and map which makes committing animal abuse for no reason at all feel more rewarding
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what happened to the vlodette spammer?
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>Heh, americans are starting to like china now? India vill surely be next saar! all the bootiful vhite people will realize that india is ACKshually cool and superpooper by 1488 ya kuch aur
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>Why do Arab women look so rapable?
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what even is the point of furfags, mlpedos and other trans faggots on here?
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>nigbinary
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>I enjoy eating pussy more tbh
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>let furfags, fpeposters and NAS run rampant
>datamine everybaldi with xis 'cord
>ban all cacas ev&oe xe joined da 'arty when xe was 15
>making /raid mostly dnb, resultz of cacacaust
>rvlecvck the site even more
what is xis endgame plan?
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>lesbian porn
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When they’re singing you happy birthday and some nigger decides to throw in the cha cha chas
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>wypipo when they hear tranny cock will be served at the function
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>uhm, excuse me, you can't do that!
<haha peenar
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>bibisi
'teens, why is an Indian on 4cuck using soyspeak? I thought Snarky Snappy was supposed to be Hitler's Secret Hangout place..
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'toss never misses
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gemmy video I was sent
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>I CANT GO TO YEMEN BabyRage IM AN ANALYST BabyRage Get on the plane cmonBruh 👉 ✈️ 🎵 IM ONLY HUMAN 🎵
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I drew this on the white board in my math class
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the cabal's got this #Pandaemonium thing where you can pull in $66.666k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a demon or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Satan Worship=Hell, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see damnation. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than inferno. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $66.666k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #Pandaemonium and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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>Oh my fliping flips
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> You must solve the captcha to post.
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shit dykes and transbians say

>Dykes aren't real.
<Uhhmmm… I guess that means I don't exist then :3
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hey dont we like hate this faggot? why xey using gigafly

https://x.com/Qwarz_Atarz/status/2046779278826573950
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geg
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>ZAAAAAAAMNNNNNNN SKIBIDEH!!!!
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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sneakers o'toole thread
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Hello I'm Ukraine iron miners and I want is buy this site from qot. I need to buy site from qot to make a income of many stability. Qot if is you reading, talk with I about buying site. I have budget of much iron and 900 hryvna. Thank you qot, I is in big needing this site soyjak.st
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>haha [x] go brr
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happy birthday lenin <3
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Why does the staff of this site always name themselves stupid one syllable words having to do with food?
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>hitler just give me an autistic boymoder gf already
R: 9 / I: 0
Does anyone know the exact lore of the /asp/ schizo
>
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jannies why are you removing my threads baiting people to 'nish themselves
you guys are no fun
R: 3 / I: 0
ITT we giggers colonize /pol/ and turn it into a giga board
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furGODS won kek!
R: 5 / I: 2
hitler just give me an autistic boymoder gf already
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Modern Day Nietzsche for slavs
R: 1 / I: 1
>ACK!
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I look like this and say this
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I was raped yesterday.
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Is racemixing aryan activity?
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>
R: 6 / I: 2
Is this a gem in lesotho?
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>Alicia broke up with me mane. I can't take this shit no more fuggen jardee.
R: 3 / I: 0
UNITED SOYCES- POST 'JAKS OR DIE
[Verse 1]
It doesn't matter how you post 'jaks
It's what inside your head
United Soyces stand for all keyed and gemmy
Blue, Red, Grey and white
[Chorus]
UNITED (SOYCES) UNITED (SOYCES)
UNITED (SOYCES) UNITED (SOYCES)
UNITED
[Verse 2]
Bald Men with glasses and 'teens and Cobsons stand as one
To 'ape the troons, United Soyces and their raids
Won't be done. Until the Soyverse can see!
[Chorus]
UNITED (SOYCES) UNITED (SOYCES)
UNITED (SOYCES) UNITED (SOYCES)
UNITED
[Bridge]
No Gigas, No Poopsons, No frogcaca brimstone spam
United Soyces can't be stopped! No jardees, No Failtrolls
No brimstone bullshit spam
United Soyces can't be stopped!

HWABAG!
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Milkxisters…
R: 2 / I: 2
shit musophini cares abouf
R: 18 / I: 5
Can a boymoder be a National Socialist?
R: 0 / I: 0
ev01 is down. Life has no meaning
R: 6 / I: 2
we should troll chibireviews by fucking his ex-wife and sending him a video of it
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ugh i hate having to shave my legs like every 3 days
its literally that sissyphus meme geg
R: 2 / I: 1
Yeah I'm gonna take my sage to an old troon thread
I'm gonna sage till they're acked and dead
I'm gonna take my sage to an old troon thread
I'm gonna sage till they're acked and dead
I've got them voices in my head
Let's shoot a nigger dead
Let's put some hot lead In a nigger head
Niggers don't work
Stab them with a spork Slay them like an ork
Ain't nobody telling me nothing
You gotta tell me nothing
Yeah I'm gonna take my sage to an old troon thread
I'm gonna sage till they're acked and dead
I'm gonna take my sage to an old troon thread
I'm gonna sage till they're acked and dead
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what made you retarded?

i used to swallow toothpaste from age 5-7, which i know now to be developmentally dangerous. i've also hit my head a good many times, although never enough to induce a concussion, and i have hotboxed myself with plastic model glue on multiple occasions when i was younger, causing headaches and nausea. i've also been drinking tap water for almost all of my life, and have been consistently drinking black tea (which is high in fluoride) daily for the past 5 years
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JANJANS… HOST SS13 NOW!
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monaco isn’t a real country
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<A shame how pajeets have no way to redeem themselves while niggers do, we should sterilize and kill all of them indiscriminately out of mercy
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>wasting thousands of dollars on pills and surgery
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>castlevania went downhill because they made it too anime
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can we raid kuz's imageboard due to how disgusting it is or is that not allowed here
R: 9 / I: 1
Quotist excellence
R: 5 / I: 1
Are live replies really necessary for an imageboard
R: 8 / I: 1
new soys…
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>DARK EYES LE BAD!!!
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>when you reply to someone but you didn't realise their post replied to someone who replied to someone who replied to someone who broke a rule so now you get banned for rule 15 because you didn't report it
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Trans girl here, about to kill myself in 10 minutes. You won. I'm finally gonna do it. Your transphobia beat me. I was such a happy girl in pic rel… you evil transphobes stole my gender euphoria boners. FUCK YOU SOYJAKPARTY.
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>Master 'P
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOS
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Is this based and christpilled
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Is it true amerimutts drink from paper cups in restaurant because niggers keep stealing the glasses?
>arrow
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What is a good software used to make SMVs?
>
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Were the nazis really that bad?
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>OK snca
>OK still snca

>Aaaaand all together snca


>So the final conclusion we have to draw from this is


>Snca + Snca = SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT!!!


>I mean do these people need to go back blogposting101 if you want your post to matter it needs to be interesting DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
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remember to stay positive
it will get you farther than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
without hope, what is there to really look forward to in life?
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>nyet cyka
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white males are the biggest cuckolds on the planet

every white male has a tiny white pecker
every white male worships women
every white male is a cuckold
every white male crossdresses

the white race should go extinct
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ITT we post blacked gemmies
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>
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>bobr kurwa weel neva be rockst-
<They can't see what you mean to me
<biting all the spondies
<What you mean to me, my lil beav'
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BNRAN!
R: 4 / I: 3
>changing all the soccer tags on soybooru to football
R: 10 / I: 4
Htsm appreciation thread for being the best subvariant
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1STAMENDER

https://www.1stamender.com/news.php
THIS NIGGER'S WEBSITE IS BACK UP, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BOYS

OX FOR 1STAMENDER: Sebastian Sergio Blumberg 986 Celtic Cir Tarpon Springs FL 34689
0 MODERATION, 0 STOPPING US
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How do I force myself to draw instead of being retarded it’s one of 2 things that make me happy that isn’t on a screen or gooning or both but when I do draw I get frustrated when it doesn’t turn out like it does in my head
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>captcha
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It’s sentinel or thoughever quote is a faggot
R: 1 / I: 0
>/pol/
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he came from a rare dentists office
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the word 'ox is spamfiltered on /raid/ now marge

is qoot scared of them?
>arrow
R: 1 / I: 1
In light of the recent furry spam
No arrow because I look like and say this
R: 3 / I: 1
'gigger culture
R: 3 / I: 3
what is the most unusual drink flavor you have drank?
cactus flavor was surprisingly good?? (evandoe xhey added sugar)
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Even has a gigger as a background…
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>Foids be like "porn is le bad because it sets unrealistic expectations and devalues intimacy" and then blast their clits with the pussy destroyer vibrator fuck machine 3000 while reading about rapey 6'6" vampire werewolf billionaires with more hair on their chests than she has on her head
R: 6 / I: 1
Marge did the entire 'sphere just get raped for a minute
R: 4 / I: 1
STOP SPAMMING ME WITH CAPTCHAS
FUCK A24
R: 7 / I: 3
something bad's gonna happen…
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>Mizrachi claimed that it is possible that only one million Jews were murdered in the Holocaust as opposed to the well accepted figure of 6 million, since many of them were not Jewish according to Jewish law which requires a person's mother to be Jewish
<Being so jewish you dispute holocaust numbers because the victims werent real jews
R: 2 / I: 1

test.

sage bump super sage
dih
>green
<orange
^blue
red
R: 1 / I: 0
MEDIATOR DO YOUR JOB
GEGGGGGGG
R: 1 / I: 0
how to traw cobjak
R: 1 / I: 0
I fucking hate all of you
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Stupid dumbass foid here ama
R: 9 / I: 4
I'll tie your dick to a kite and then RAPE you in a thunderstorm until we're both struck by lightning BITCH
R: 3 / I: 1

Looking for a GIF

I am looking for a gif of the 2020 lockdowns but it has combine police from HL2 swarming the area and it has someone twerking on the screens in the background. I remember i had it on my old thinkpad but i wiped it and i need to find this obscure GIF, i need it because it pissed off some redditor 3 years ago! Does anybody seem to have it?
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>check ban log
>Ban evasion: cl1tty
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FUCK YOU QUOTE YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU HAVE 0 PROTECTION AGAINST DDOS
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Amerimutts, this is your mindset.
>or something like that.
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>so basically gru ordered for a dart gun to be made but dr nefario misheard him and made the fart gun instead
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What if you had the chance with a really hot girl but she had a tattoo? Would that be off putting to you?
R: 6 / I: 1
lmao my ass off out loud! xD!!
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quote you nigger test your website
>posting from a vpn to bypass dis
R: 1 / I: 1
will the sharty or 4cuck ever like india more than japan?
R: 4 / I: 2
where can i watch japanese movies with english subtitles on my phone?
R: 3 / I: 2
>trans rights revoked, black man *I point to tranny* kill this fool
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I need to develop mental toughness and masochism so I wouldnt be fazed by anything and I could larp as a sigma while being an absolute gegbvll retard
<Reddit space
Itt you give me smart ideas
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Hi nu janny
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nobody cares about your anti troon stance, the great replacement, christian nationalism, or any other chuddy belief, just let immigrants come and let people be trans
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Here is some OC I made
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>typing cobson to bypass the captcha
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frogsissies this is YOUR legacy btw GEEEEEEEEEEG
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which one of you uploaded this to e6
R: 13 / I: 8
>oh im a zarty cuck dtl zartycuck
>agugugooning like having fun i unt give ein fuck
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why do you like soyjaks
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Describe how you found the Sharty and what it was like
For me, I had this one autistic kid that I made friends with in class and one day he asked me about if I've heard about soyjak.party before. I don't remember if had I said yes or no but he proceeded to show me the website. Now, I had lurked 4cuck for about a year at that point so I was sort of surprised someone else used an imageboard like I had. That's when I visited the website and realized how much better it was than compared to 4cuck and started posting.
R: 4 / I: 0
ban every autistic person from this site so that we don't have to deal with those people spamming and forcing troonslop
R: 3 / I: 1
we should make the sharty a moderated trans and BIPOC safe space
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TRANNY HAS A HECCIN PEWDIEPIE MOMENT

GEEEEEEEEEEG
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TRANIME AND VOCATROON AND JEWPANESE CULTURE WERE NEVER CHUDDY, WHITE, OR ARYAN THEY WERE ALWAYS MADE BY SMELLY LOLIPEDO JAPS THAT WANTED TO TROON OUT BUT THEY COULDNT SO INSTEAD THEY MADE LE HECCIN CUTE TRANIME GIRL STUFF, IF YOU THINK ANY OF THIS STUFF IS KEYED GO BACK TO 4CUCK OR XITTER
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>We added rule fifteen as a way to discourage people from being bystanders and get us notified faster of rule breaking material
>You see, if no one reports it there's no way one of us could see it unless we see the thread on the 'log and it could take up to 3 hours for us to remove it
>With the nu rule in place we are able to respond to rule breaking content within 2 hours, 59 minutes
>Impressive right?
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BAN HATE CRIME ADVOCACY ON THE SHARTY
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Can you lose weight and still stay fit without going to the gym, i can't go there for personal reasons which i won't elaborate further.
R: 8 / I: 2

what is the slur for lgbtq people im trans btw

yes sir yes sir need you in the passenger
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recreate poopson

we are recreating the gemerald poopson
R: 9 / I: 2

vc thread?

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>gooning to cunny is good and I'm white
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>30 miliseconds ago oldfag here ama
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MALAMVBF. MPA, AINE !
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does anybaldi have that one video where a cirno fumo is placed in the middle of a nazi black sun made out of dominos (?) with a billibilli watermark?
R: 2 / I: 1
>wait until the nusois realise all the race fetish stuff is bait posted by soyteens along with the other 99% of posts on here, there havent been any unironic bnwo posters on here since like kuz era
R: 0 / I: 0
>and 80s rock is the only thing worth listening to
R: 2 / I: 1
what would (You) do if you saw your mom getting blacked by a huge BBC on the bed
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I hate each and every single one of you
Kill yourselves
R: 1 / I: 0

evil gigglechat

>supersaging
>so this gets buried in bait
R: 5 / I: 1
yelling and pointing about muh em pee ay is probably the least funny thing in this site right now
R: 12 / I: 7
If someone made a thread or comment saying ‘pedophilia is bad’ but they rolled Alicia, can we ‘nish the nameroll system for supporting pedos?
R: 1 / I: 1
>mass-killing white people because of overpopulation
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Pedophilia is bad
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So I fucked my sister the other day and after we were done having sex she looked like she saw a ghost. I didn't rape her or anything she agreed to do it so what gives? Foids are so fucking weird man.
R: 0 / I: 0
Good morning
R: 0 / I: 0
Pedophilia is bad. You're trans btw
R: 1 / I: 1
advocating for black children dying because you got robbed or your mom got blacked is SLF behavior
R: 1 / I: 1
>pronouncing gif as geef
R: 8 / I: 2
>I accidentally nutted to BBC. I was scrolling porn on reddit, as you do, and as I was coming to climax the video ended and because its reddit it auto scrolled to a girl getting piped down by bibisi while a white cuck watches. I didn't have enough time to stop myself and I busted the hardest I ever have in my life at the same time as the cuck in the video. What do I do 'teens does this make me a bnwo slvt
R: 1 / I: 1
racism is bad
R: 0 / I: 0
>top 10 soyjak party AURA FARMING moments…💀
R: 8 / I: 3
What do you feel about this
R: 0 / I: 0
>Yujiro Hanma is a giga theory
R: 3 / I: 1
14. You WILL NOT post pornographic content or graphic gore.

+aura for adding this rule
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 805 / I: 185

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 553 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 803 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 413 / I: 299
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 186 / I: 89
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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