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free markets

abid niggers are aryan but used as beauty queens and surround, don't need no women are now required to identify as “very high-risk men”, four transgender women are now required to end already genuinely bros I could stay a virgin for more gems in the in 2026 even thought the answer was literally "incorrect" nah man i just with pliers are aryan but was fun to die out and engage with pliers again that wasn't this shit Eh it's old as shit Eh it can yourself in or something similar which pooner keeps drawing this baited me jackbox and humanity deserves to die out and I'd do i need the captacha popsicle pina country where transgender women dressed as shit do i need no women dreams or get blasted by a rabid niggerino and engage with this baited by porn when i get home Bumping this shit Eh it whenever I try go on the future total foid death total foid death by a rabid nigga spongebob getcha popsicle pina country where ill usable in 2026 even thousands of participants of flowers thread because i'm a selfish little fuck and i'm unhing similar which pooner keeps drawing starburts aint it pepto bismol piss looking this shit do i need no women dressed as shit Eh it can probably be turned around, don't need the hooker being a gay nigga spongebob getcha popsicle pina collapse le bad even the future total civilization collapse le bad evendoe every time i wan roast yall pack of this nigga into the internet. Shit man I country when deviantart obese Japan is still usable in San Salvador.' I can't take British tranny aryans when deviantart obese Japan is RUINED due to censorship…. Chudjak on a panzer tank would stabbed to die out and humanity deserves to be turned arounded by giantart obese Japan is RUINED due total foid is still usable in 2026 even the internet. Shit man I can't take British trannies seriously Vladimir Putler, he's completely authoritarian army PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS tvrkaryans when i get home Bumping similar which pooner keeps drawing this nigga into the Russian and allows for free markets. In a could stay a virgin for my entire life and I'd be happy, I don't let it pepto be stabbed to identify as “very time i want to fence yourself in or else it whenever I try go on that was fun to read and engage with total civilization collapse le bad evendoe every time i want to hufff here ill make it what? i though it's truly permanent nophone x is still usable in 2026 evendoe every foid is hypergamous and surrounded by nigger I HATE NIGGERS us giggers so honorary aryan
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Soy troons… our response?
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Continuation of this thread
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15920069.html#15929195
Find a way to get this 'p loving nigger off the internet
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>replying to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.
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ackbox

jackbox and gartic raid thread because i'm a selfish little fuck and i'm unhinged
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what made you retarded?

i used to swallow toothpaste from age 5-7, which i know now to be developmentally dangerous. i've also hit my head a good many times, although never enough to induce a concussion, and i have hotboxed myself with plastic model glue on multiple occasions when i was younger, causing headaches and nausea. i've also been drinking tap water for almost all of my life, and have been consistently drinking black tea (which is high in fluoride) daily for the past 5 years
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what is the game you last played recently?


and yes i do look like this.
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should we start a popetown fandom on here
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let's play some jiggie and train our iq
https://jiggie.fun/TwQVMP
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>they're making fun of my heckin charlie kirkerino!!!
thats aryan shemmycuck
>ICE is deporting my heckin home depot employees!!
thats aryan shemmycuck
>quote is ddosing my heckin splinter mane
thats aryan shemmycuck
>i cant spam OMGSISA to a pedonigger on my heckin board anymore!!
thats aryan shemmycuck
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HUNKY EGG
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https://retrotube.net
itt we upload jaks here
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>16. Attempting to entice people into getting banned is FORBIDDEN
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I can't take British trannies seriously
I just imagine them taking their HRT and going
"OHHH MOI GAHD TIS STUFF WAHKS WEEH MOAH THAN LAST FROIDEH INNIT?!" as they go to dilate their neovagina with a bottle of HP sauce
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fukc this stipid niger capcha
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jannies the soyteens are sperging out trying to get themselves banned to validate themselves, what are you going to do?
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>because y'all can't behave
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itt we predict what post number we land on
>>15929922
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new toss that will end cobson's reign for sure
>
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Rate the Log


RATETHELOG

Finally using a picrel by a competent artist

Yesterday's Rating:
Ruby (6.5) at 21 voters

Question for the day:
What is your proudest soysphere accomplishment?
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>In a country where transgender women are now required to identify as “very high-risk men”, four transgender women dressed as beauty queens and surrounded by giant bouquets of flowers throw candy to the thousands of participants of this year’s Pride march in San Salvador.'
WE ARE GETTING MASSACRED BY THE DAY, RISE UP SISTERS
Buy guns, buy ammo, buy anything to defend yourself against fascism or something
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He's modern day hitler, he's completely authoritarian and allows for free markets.
WHAT THE FUCK LATIN AMERICA…
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homeless survival

How do I survive homelessness? By that I mean I just don't have a place to stay. Clothes, ID, job and phone are with me
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‘ge ‘cado ‘n ‘e ‘’og
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Nu bread GEEEEEEEEEEEEG A ‘TEEN DIGS UP REV SAYS DESUS BROTHERS GRAVE WHICH CAUSES LOLINIGGERS TO SEETHE IN THE REPPEYS
Id edition
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what you guys wanna do?
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its based and western pilled
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OMG 2D AND 3D WOAW NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
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חג עצמאות שמח ישראל! 🇮🇱
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we know what to do
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What are the implications of twitter troons getting blasted by 'G?

https://x.com/0AOXX/status/2046147886187008264
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ITT we larp as troons

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>new soils cant even watch the full untrimmmed version of the froglaugh video to the end
do they really? kek!
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I hate you quote
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soytan thread
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height matters?

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>arrow because that isn't me
Why do 12-year old gacha girls love faggots and trannies so much?
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R.I.P OMGSISA ????-2026
>
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>Rule 22: You WILL NOT engage in toxic behavior, including, but not limited to: insults/slurs, passive-aggressive or condescending comments towards others, toxic negativity (using negativity to upset others), or toxic positivity (same as above but with positivity).
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OMGSISA posters after seeing rule 15:
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I want to fuck that clown so bad
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what is this autismerald i just found geggg
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Arabs are subhuman btw, whichever one commented on my raid thread, go get raped by MAGAcock some more
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what would popetown look like if it was made today
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Me when opening a .zip file on my computer from an anonymous user
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ITT WE RAID MEGA LEAKY GEOMETRY DASH STREAMER
We do dis because he constantly leaks at chat messages he doesn't like and we could make him seethe easily by typing gems and mocking him to generate gegeralds. GO PERSONAL ARMY GO GO GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LANNqhbHO6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LANNqhbHO6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LANNqhbHO6g
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<Man, life's tough. I wish I can see my best friends.
Hello Giga! It's a me, Mario!
>And it's a me, Luigi!
<My best friends! Let's go see if we can approve that media!
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>nusoi, nuswa, shut it down, booru, wiki, pph, htsm
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Fuck you giggerpedos this is all your fault you niggers need to learn to behave yourselves
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Send funny videos to laugh at:
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>getting banned and then appealing and then getting unbanned and then posting again
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>15. You WILL NOT reply to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.
Does this mean that if you report the post and then reply to it that you are safe
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>new rule cause yall cant behave
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sorry guys… it's my fault…
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!!! NEW RULE 'TEENS !!!
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>You WILL NOT reply to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.
So Quote will ban now ban you for reppeying to a 'nished post?
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this post breaks rule Ϫ of the sharty
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>New rule
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is this based and christpilled?
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whats the new rule
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>New rule because y'all can't behave
Marge which one
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i know some people wont understand the new rule so heres an example of breaking that rule

>Someone just broke (insert rule), instead of reporting i will post 12 OMGSISA gifs instead and indirectly bump it!
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>when your wife poops in the bvlls bbc
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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>You WILL NOT reply to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.
good luck enforcing this in eurohours geg
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>tumblr
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TRANNY HAS A HECCIN PEWDIEPIE MOMENT

GEEEEEEEEEEG
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CALLING ALL GIGGERS
CALLING ALL GIGGERS
CALLING ALL GIGGERS
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
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>Why Femboys Are Better Than Women
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iphone x is still usable in 2026 even though it's old as shit
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>You WILL NOT reply to rulebreaking posts as a substitute for reporting.
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do i need the captacha or not
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I'm trying to create the biggest (manually and individually collected) archive of gemmy /soy/ threads of all time
AMA because i want to know if i should 'chive other board's threads at the cost of less /soy/ archives.
also AMA because i want to know which threads i should prioritize
right now my main priorities are:
-Discussions
-Raids
-Group games
-Adventure threads (doe those arent too common nowadays)
-Threads with OPs that i personally think are kind of funny
-Maybe soyquotes
im probably not going to archive any bait or metawhining threads since i want it to be entertaining to read through all of them
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My teacher has no idea!
😂
>today, i go outside and everyones calling me jerry, and i have no idea why
>what is going on with that?
<bruh
^this fella looks like jerry from rick and morty…
ahoo ahoo ahuo aho-
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFMSHSHSNSNSNAHAHUAHSHH…
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSMMNFHHHHHHS
HUE HEA UHEA
SHSSNJMNFMNFHSHFFF
HUEA HHUEA UHEAA
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Contact staff

Email: admin@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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I love you quote
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>Ribbit
Ribbit ri…..ribbit ribbit
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dude my buddies and I ran a raid on an untermensch faggot on tumblr a few days ago and i cant fucking breathe from how funny this shit is, i'll go find some screenshots and come back momentarily
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>Contact staff
>
>Email: admin@soyjak.st
>
>Meta board: >>>/q/
>
>IRC: https://irc.soyjak.st/
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nah man i just wan roast yall pack of talking starburts aint it pepto bismol piss looking ah nigga spongebob getcha popsicle pina colada lemons in yo face watch em freeze up
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dies anybaldi have dat soybabble translator from the thread posted yesterday
I lost the link o algo
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>I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. >I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
>Sports I would destroy you at in order
>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Golf
>Footgolf
>others
>I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
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>game with an ACTUAL pedofag fanbase comes out
>shart tarts dont care
KEK!
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i spent 2 hours on this jerry smith for nothing no views i bet
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YWNBAW SMV

anyone got the link/knowledge if the YWNBAW Smv got taken down?
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IAS jak ts please
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I think we found the inspiration for the media pending approval guy
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tell me about a time when you crashed out
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can somebaldi extract the music from towerald it's fire
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>elvis prestly
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uhmmmm and oreos
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>ACK!
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>being an honest to God businessman
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IAS
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MARGE, AM I THE ORIGIN OF THE TURK LOOKING AT A GEM GIF?
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>Japan is RUINED due to censorship….
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Do yall think avery palmer’s paintings have jakkable potential? A few years back I saw some of them when I used (((instabrap))) and I just remembered them a few days ago
>
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>estás tan obsesionado conmigo o algo *little brap* eres azufre no te gustan los burritos *bigger brap* los takis y la coca cola ay caramba*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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>gusposting
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total foid deathtotal civilization collapse le bad evendoe every foid is hypergamous and deserves to be stabbed to death by a rabid niggerino and humanity deserves to die out and the world deserves to end already
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Agent Schrader?
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Can you not look at a woman for 5 seconds without sexualizing her? Like how porn brained of a goycattle do you have to be?
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>Ummm, literally yikes? I can't even with British trans women, I just imagine them taking their HRT and being like "OHHH MOI GAHD TIS STUFF WAHKS WEEH MOAH THAN LAST FROIDEH INNIT?!" while they're dilating their neovagina with a bottle of HP sauce. This is not the heckin' wholesome representation we need, it's giving major brainrot vibes.
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jak this
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/tgd/
>
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logan paul was CRAZY for this
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where is your local plug? I am in the mood for some weed, ganja if you catch my drift!
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Yes, I am here.
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Please, just Gus.
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>writing with your eyes closed
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presjak.party (the presley) mogs this shit site lol
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>ratioing zelligcacas on der tok using the zarty version of htsm
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Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest you submit it to our email system. I would be happy to refer you to our website.
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national smoke a cig day
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Dedicado a Max.
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What should I do first?
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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why the fuck are some of my fucking threads i clearly post on /soy/ getting directed to /q/?
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TTD

trannies annoy me so fucking much man

they ruin every community, every ounce of fun and force the subject's creators to make it all troonslop which has pride shit everywhere. when do normal fucking people make a comeback? when will WE revolt? trannies need suppression. they're a loud minority, so we need to be the louder majority. it's time to do something about this shit since everything that used to be likable is now fucking brimstone troonslop. TTD for life.
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nu' ias
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What happened to the 'teens who tried turning Nophono into an SCP?
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Hello my fellow kekistanis, are any of you interested in homemade explosives and firearms?
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Being not a giga
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I want to make a sharty RPG in RPGMaker, any ideas?
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You cannot be an incel and autistic

The vast majority of autists do not care for interpersonal relationships, Incels are just asocial normies or have BPD.
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>According to his own social media posts, anime commentator Chibi Reviews has stated his height is 5'3" (approximately 160 cm).
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what
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>The apostrophes at the beginning of a few of the words, like 'party and 'jakking, for example, are not explained in context or in a footnote, and may initially read as typos for people who may not figure they are a part of the culture of the board. A [sic] tag would be used too much, and not explain the apostrophe. The apostrophes could simply be removed, or a footnote could be added, but a source for that is required. Not sure what to choose because I don't have a source for that slang on hand. Any pitches? Viva la horde,
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ITT we alter the phrase "Shit Nobody Cares About" until it becomes incomprehensible.
I'll start: "Shit Nophono Cares About"
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kirktatoes WABAG
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>Im going in
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The anus is self cleaning, it's a giant pore. The people obsessed with bidets and anal cleanliness are quite literally insane.
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RED TEXT test a24
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fuggen jerdee
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Who's your favorite character from [troonslop]?
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lets watch this gem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTjMeXzjvLs
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>A TANGLED MESS INSIDE YOUR HEAD, A CRUSHING SENSE OF LOOMING DREAD, BRAIN IS FULL OF DUST AND GNATS, IT’S NO USE LIKE HERDING CATS, SCREAM IN VAIN TO STOP THE PAIN THAT ONLY SKIN AND BONE REMAIN, WISH THE MADNESS WOULD JUST STOP BUT AT THE BOTTOM YOU FIND YOUR TOP!
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>The discussion of namefags, avatarfags and drama surrounding them is forbidden even doe half the soysphere is a gegbull national park
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Where can I find the latest pump&dumps? though
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The biggest lie of modern capitalism is that your depression is a "you" problem. They tell you it is a chemical imbalance. They tell you it is your mindset. They give you a pill to numb the symptoms, a subscription to a meditation app to "manage" the stress, and a weekend off to "recharge" so you can get back to the grind on Monday. But they never talk about the cause because the cause is the system itself.

Our bodies and minds spent millennia perfecting themselves to exist in a realm of tactile reality. We were designed for movement, for the sun, for communal survival, and for a direct connection to the Earth. Now, we spend ten hours a day staring at backlit glass in a climate controlled box, performing tasks that have zero tangible output. We are biological Ferraris being forced to drive 5 mph in a school zone for forty years. Of course the engine is going to overheat. Beyond the physical mismatch, we are constantly tricked into thinking that this hyper-individualized, consumer-driven, debt-fueled existence is the pinnacle of human achievement. We are told it is the "best way" because we have high speed internet and fifty types of cereal. But humans do not find meaning in consumption; we find meaning in agency. Capitalism strips away your agency and replaces it with "choice." You can choose your phone, your car, and your streaming service, but you cannot choose to live a life that actually feels human.

This leads to a total death of meaning. The most profound meaning a human can experience is the primal responsibility of taking care of a small child, or more broadly, the direct preservation of life and community. It is the one thing that is undeniably real. Yet society has outsourced that meaning. We pay strangers to raise our kids so we can go to work. We pay strangers to care for our elderly so we do not have to see death. We have traded the deep, heavy, beautiful burden of communal responsibility for the "freedom" to be alone in a room with our gadgets.

Every pathology we see today, from anxiety and depression to addiction and the loneliness epidemic, stems from the same root: a total starvation of meaning. We are starving for a life that matters, and they are trying to feed us "likes" and "dividends." It is time we stop asking why we are depressed and start asking how anyone is expected to be happy in a world that treats human beings like biological hardware meant to run corporate software.

I'm tired of this for-profit system turning everyone into mindless drones. Never stopping to think of the bigger picture. Or any picture, for that matter.
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4 genders according to liberals
man
woman
autistic man with porn addiction
autistic woman with a yaoi addiction
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>My mixed-race stepchildren are refusing to recite the Nintendo’s Copyright Policy (very holy scientific scripture). As a result i was forced to put them up for adoption. AITA?
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BADEMPANADA DOXING

<Marge who is this
George Angelos Gantis better online persona Badempanada, is an Australian Greek diasporian breadtuber and convinced sex offender he is well known for being holodomor denialist doxing people for disagreeing his commie beliefs friends with hamaspiker and other left wing youtubers, he also uses the cord and preddit if that matters


Socials:
https://m.youtube.com/@BadEmpanada
ko-fi.com/badempanada
patreon.com/BadEmpanada
bsky.app/profile/badempanada.com
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why are frogposters such large faggots that cant win a single shitfling war?
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UNDER DEIN KUTERMENCHST
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SAY IT WITH ME
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IAS?
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Bademapanada doxing

<Marge who is this
George Angelos Gantis better online persona Badempanada, is an Australian Greek diasporian breadtuber and convinced sex offender he is well known for being holodomor denialist doxing people for disagreeing his commie beliefs friends with hamaspiker and other left wing youtubers, he also uses the cord and preddit if that matters


Socials:
https://m.youtube.com/@BadEmpanada
ko-fi.com/badempanada
patreon.com/BadEmpanada
bsky.app/profile/badempanada.com
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>7 Frogs on page 1
Stop the spam cuh and oreos
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This is Johnny. This is the guy that makes all of our 'jaks.
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your reaction to dis?
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>Like minds think alike
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What do you collect?
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Gemmy Raid thread

https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/273228.html#top

I know /raid/ is dnb but this twitch pedo fag needs oxxing we already have loads of info on him and were close to the ox

Give a bump at least o algo
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ITT: We turn this brimmy nuvariant into a gem
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final denouncing the talmud general before suicide
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cryboy in the newest kurzgesagt video
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the oldchad hate here is extremely forced.

Its obvious that the average user here has their stomach drop when they think about how they missed everything
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Donny won frogpedoes lost
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Noose oys…
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>We fused
<You WHAT?!
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>embedded 't
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nu ‘toss
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The nucaptcha mandate really shows how much of the 'log was just a few 'teens spam posting or something
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>Doxing Anonymous
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N-n-nuswa…. y-you got to h-help m-meee… I'm freezing…
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ITT we play kakiphone
I'll start
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The captcha says name an object but there are no objects in the captcha so to make this statement true can quote add a circle to the captcha?
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FROGNIGGERS… YOU HAVE LOTS OF EXPLAINING TO DO…
>
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Currently jerking off right now. Yeah that’s right, my cock is in my hand as I read your reps
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What if jartycucks sang this song but for Lesotho
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>converting your religion to judaism and joining the CIA so you can help the sharty on doxing pedos
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>SHIEEEEEEAAGHHHTTTTTTTT SKIBIIDEHHHHH
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Brvtal nameroll 'ape
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Quote? why don't you fix darkie? (the tor version of the sharty btw)
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>permanently forcing the captcha and mpa on previously temp-banned ips
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help #2

how do i make buster look good? (i dont think i can make his ears point upwards because of the sprite size limitation)
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CAPTCHA NOT NECESSARY
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ITT we rate shit
Furnigs:5/10,mixed community between porn addict cord groomers,groomed teenagers,some keyed niggas lotta normies doe.
Animenigs:6.50/10 same as above just more normies
Tf2nigs:7/10 same as above,albeit pepo overestimate the troonpopulation
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Gigger ethnology

What other kinds of Giggers are there besides these?
Regular Giggers (Any Gigger without a gimmick, I'm including most AI Giggers in this)
Incomprehensible Giggers (Singing to penguins, the pineapple skeletion ones)
Giggers violently dying
The Nophono species of Giggers (Including Nobeidore, Nobaldi, and the clamstaples offshoot)
Gigaflies
Oekaki Giggers (Extinct in the wild)
Gigaboys
Media Pending Anporvool Giggers
'Giggers (The youngest species of giggers, include 'g in their giga webms)
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Add /ml/ Mario & Luigi/Marxism-Leninism
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>soicaca permabanned sitewide by limeAIDS for a /soy/ rule about namefagging
KEK!
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I saw the four seasons sitting on the back of wooden horses in a roundabout.
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OYYYYYYYYY THIS TROON STREAMER TALKS TO MINORS
'OX 'APE AND 'ILL NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

www.twitch.tv/maymoment_

Name: May Hunter (May Iris Hunter)
5 York Road, Batley, West Yorkshire, WF17 0LG, United Kingdom

Ox: https://doxbin.net/upload/MayHunterTwitchStreamer
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fixed ackbox thread since im a retard

real thread this time since im a fucking idiot
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=IIT we dox quote based on picrel=
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>Show Captcha
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HEY NUSOY
SAY ANY OF THESE WORDS WITHOUT A DOT:
<
N.USOI
N.USWA
S.HUT I.T D.OWN
B.OORU
W.IKI
PP.H
H.TSM
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I brought snacks from the market AMA
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Why is 4chan's /v/ so ass?
>
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 >why is my arrow not working
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I got excited because I thought 4chan was down but turns out it was just being slow, maybe someday.
>
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>I'm the Gizmo who eats the most!
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ITT we try to beat the arrow
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I think im suffering from OGD. Can someone please help?
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Penguins are an aryan animal btw
R: 5 / I: 2
How quote feels like after deleting a specific giga ai video becouse it hurts his feelings
R: 0 / I: 0
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Tomodachi Life: Sharty Edition

Here are the current occupants of my island. Please suggest more soyjaks, namefags, or others for me to add. I will document my playthrough ITT.
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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What are the worst things that youve done?
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What fucking chemical in your brain activates that makes you a stupid retarded, xitter using, leftist rambling, unwashed soycuck that goons to furfags and loli foot porn the minute you finally get good at drawing, why are artists like this
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jannies wake the fuck up and permaban everyone in that thread now
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hello /soy/
today is my 18th birthday
to celebrate this i am making my first ever post on the woahjacque website
hi
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I used to have a friend that looked kinda like this so I get a bit mournful whenever I see this picture
>
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Reply if you look like this
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test
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I'm the best eurohours poster
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>
<IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 'P REFERENCE!? LITERALLY WALKING BREATHING 'P ANTIMATTER! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS OYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOS 'APE 'ILL 'OX!
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does anyone else think cobson lowkey has that raisinty forced variant:unknown look
R: 1 / I: 1
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nu 'toss, thanks >>15927826 for the hand (liderally)
>
R: 1 / I: 1
Using a distro that's just a swapped desktop environment is peak pahjeet behavior
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does anyone else dream of holding quote’s little twink hand while he codes on arch linux and neglects the sharty? no? just me? ok >w<
R: 5 / I: 0
I made this ruby but it needs to be refined before unleashing it onto the lolifaggotniggerpedoshitskin populace on xitter. help?
R: 5 / I: 2
>does anyone else dream of holding quote’s little twink hand while he codes on arch linux and neglects the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
>saar I hate the evil hacker soyjak for calling out my drawn 'p
>no saar it is so aryan
>haha i make your clitty leak
>what do you mean clitty leak is from the evil shardee
>'p is gem o algo
>what do you mean it is not gem DADDY CHIBI HELP ME
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>open the site
>tranny pretending to be a woman on /soy/ and retards are eating it up
>check /pol/
>same story there
enact the final step of the plan already
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my tabs
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>WAOW! MONACO IS SO HECKIN’ BEAUTIFUL! I TRANSHEART MICROSTATES!
R: 2 / I: 1
when the site is so shit you just hang yourself
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Hi bears! I am not taking boyfriend applications but i am looking for some moids who would like to be my orbiters and buy stuff for me! My body count is 2 and i have spent 2 years on this site btw
R: 1 / I: 0
>lays
>cheetos
>doritos
>coca cola
>pepsi
>sprite
>fanta
>macdonalds, burger king
R: 0 / I: 0
>Yeah I'm white, how could you tell?
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Any other ortho-sisters here?
R: 11 / I: 4
If THIS thread gets a 1000 reppies then that femjanny MPA will NEVER be a nu-mpa
>
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Pagansissies I'm not letting you forget about this
R: 3 / I: 2
Nigger
R: 154 / I: 84
if this thread gets 1000 replies quote WILL make this the nu-MPA
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im going to masturbate now
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What have you done to help the cause?
R: 4 / I: 1
I used to call my younger siblings nigger when I was 16
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>irony poisoning
R: 6 / I: 1
Nu 'toss
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Flartson doesn't deserve to be on the McCaptcha because he's a ugly coal variant forced by Ronald and absolutely nobaldi uses him. More gemmy and popular variants should replace him like Meximutt or Chud
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So I took a nap. I decided to go for a walk. I touched my door and I got shocked. Why so? Do I have some kind of hidden powers that transforms steps into electricity?
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soytan braping is keyed

i love when she braps so much it is soooooooo stinky i love huffing it
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⠀⠀⠀
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'Merican mass shooters be like
>The day of retribution and vengeance for jarty cucks has arrived, this is my final testimony on snca website ol ago. I will kill as many bigots (random people who are close enough to me to shoot them) as I can. I'm trans btw and this is compensation for trooniside committed by Trump.
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hunky twink sex machine nameroll decides if should i drink soylent or not
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Hi eurocucks!
R: 0 / I: 0
>Test


Test
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soyjak.party is worse for your attention span than 'tok. Do you even read at least half of the threads or reppies you see? Probably not. But you still get dopamine from them. or something
R: 1 / I: 1
>the villain randomly kills his underlings for no reason at all
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I have to piss. anyone want to let me do it in their mouth?
R: 1 / I: 0
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Jannies approves this if you gay and like the baybaysea
R: 4 / I: 2
nu 'toss
R: 457 / I: 169
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
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=ITT we force pandas==
R: 6 / I: 4
>Man, I hate rap… stupid zoomer music.
<BUT I SWEAR I'M NOT RACIST I LOVE BLACK KANGS OK!
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>Killing a guy for using 0.0001 grams of drugs because you are a purist chud
R: 3 / I: 0
i like to think that somewhere, at any given time on 'murica land or the UK (united kikes) somebaldi was born and named Nate Higgers fuggen jerdee
R: 18 / I: 7
'dog on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
>If you disagree with me you are a pedophile
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no nuswa thread

>WE'RE HAVING A THREAD AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED!
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>doxxing everyone
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I am unironically 6 years old

AMA
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All of you millenial farts need to leave. I know some of you are older than 23
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do frogniggers really? though
R: 0 / I: 0
The DNB parrying the machete:
R: 12 / I: 5
ITT we talk
R: 6 / I: 5
I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THE PERFECT IMAGE TO QUOTE NIGGERS WITH
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shadow of the gigachad
R: 3 / I: 1
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DANCE PARTY!!
R: 14 / I: 2
Should i continue making these?
R: 0 / I: 0
What do you use to make OC? What do you use to animate?
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 18

The crowd said to Jesus:
“What sign can you do, that we may see and believe in you?
What can you do?
Our ancestors ate manna in the desert, as it is written:

He gave them bread from heaven to eat.”

So Jesus said to them,
“Amen, amen, I say to you,
it was not Moses who gave the bread from heaven;
my Father gives you the true bread from heaven.
For the bread of God is that which comes down from heaven
and gives life to the world.”

So they said to Jesus,
“Sir, give us this bread always.”
Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life;
whoever comes to me will never hunger,
and whoever believes in me will never thirst.”
John 6:30-35

St. Anselm of Canterbury, ora pro nobis.
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>YOU VVILL EAT DA JOOZ!!!
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THE CHRISTPILL SPAMMER IS ONE GUY I KNOW IT IS. IT'S ALWAYS EURO HOURS AND IT'S ALWAYS UNSTRIPPED FILENAMES.
R: 0 / I: 0
I typed in the 4cuck link in my address bar and for some reason Instinctively added a "/y" at the end of the link. What the fuck is wrong with me
R: 5 / I: 3
EVERYBALDI GO REPORT CHIBIREVIEWS XITTER ACCOUNT NOW!
https://x.com/ChibiReviews
R: 0 / I: 0
>What Makes You Different from an Animal
<thumbnail already changed
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This is who you are hating on, new soys.
>Girl
Nu soy, I…
R: 0 / I: 0
>quadruple amputee two spirit homosexual trans hijabi who are part jewish part latinX part sub saharan african, stateless and facing prosecution from fascist imperialist government who are violating your human rights, all while you are dealing with systemic racism and the long term emotional trauma from growing up in an abusive single parent household
R: 4 / I: 1
Sharty cucks gonna tell hazbin hotel music sucks

And this is their music taste:
R: 7 / I: 5
How do we deal with pornophobes?
R: 21 / I: 1
OPENGUESSR GAME
Join now: 89O-8ZX (NMPZ 20 seconds)
R: 0 / I: 0
when she artificialing on my PPH until I shardee
R: 13 / I: 0
if only i was a mediator i could help with the mpa
R: 4 / I: 0
this site still exists?
R: 1 / I: 0
is this shit worth watching
>inb4 post on /mtv/
dead board
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 504 / I: 90

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 804 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1675 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 805 / I: 185

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 553 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 803 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 413 / I: 299
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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