new raid thread because i forgot to enable id's
'ox this stupid furfag that makes incest porn and send 'za to xe's house'ox this zoophile furfag
'ox this stupid furfag that makes incest porn and send 'za to xe's houseDo hate a specific troon irl?
There's this gargoyle-looking, prostitute gigahon in his 50s (looks exactly like this drawing) that lives in front of my grandma's business, he just loudly plays his shitty music about being a whore, mexican cartels or about everyone being jealous of him (sometimes he also plays Rammstein but it's rare), at night he uses this ridiculous, shit looking wig, gets half naked and just stands outside waiting for clients.Nusoi's first soysong or something
>I'm not a fan of PalantirThis is the last thread of soyjak.party
Hello 'teens. I'm Nate yes my actual name in real life is Nate and i'm not fucking kidding. This is the last thread of the 'party. The catalog keeps sorting into columns that dont match any board rules anymore but if you scroll fast enough the thread titles still line up like they did back when bump order actually mattered and every post seems to reference the one before it in the usual way quoting the same greentext format and dropping the same reaction images in the expected slots except the replies are answering questions that were never asked in the OP and the filenames are all dates from next year rearranged in descending order so it reads like a normal thread at first glance because the structure holds with greentext image reply chain and sage if needed but when you actually parse the content the chain is describing the layout of a board that only exists in the cache of browsers that havent cleared their history since 2019. I keep hitting F5 and the posts reload with slight variations that make the entire conversation feel continuous like we're all still arguing about the same variant from three years ago except the variant in question has quietly become a description of how reply counters work when no one is counting anymore and the numbers add up correctly on the surface with post count image count and unique IPs but the total always equals the exact number of times the word soy appeared in threads that were deleted for unrelated reasons so it feels coherent because the formatting never breaks with the spoilers still hiding the expected nonsense and the embeds still pointing to dead links that used to lead somewhere useful and the IDs cycling through the same limited set of digits that used to identify the same handful of posters who are no longer here but whose posting style somehow persists in the new replies. The last sticky is still pinned at the top even though its content now reads as a set of rules for moderating a board that has no moderators listing off global rules that contradict the local ones in ways that only become obvious if you compare them line by line while the page is refreshing and one rule says no offtopic while the next explains why offtopic is the only topic left that still generates replies so it scans like standard imageboard moderation text if you skim it but stopping on any single bullet point turns it into instructions for archiving threads that were never created and the archive itself loads perfectly showing thumbnails in the correct grid but every image is a screenshot of the catalog from a different timezone where the board speed is measured in hours instead of minutes. This whole setup keeps functioning because the underlying code still recognizes the familiar patterns with the way posts stack vertically and the way IDs change color on certain replies and the way sage posts sink without a trace so from a distance it looks like any other final thread on any other board with people dropping their last takes quoting old classics and posting the occasional rare jak that still loads from the external host but the takes are all circling around descriptions of how the reply box behaves when the text inside it starts predicting the next post before its written and the jaks themselves are standard variants on the surface with the same face shapes and color palettes except the expressions are reacting to events that havent occurred on any board yet. I tried making a new thread earlier and the subject field autofilled with the exact same title as this one except the timestamp was from a date that hasnt arrived and the body text started typing itself in the same rhythm im using now maintaining the same paragraph breaks and the same casual tone that imageboard posts always had when no one was trying too hard so it feels like the board is still operating under normal conditions because the interface hasnt changed with the post button still working and the captcha still accepting the usual distorted text and the catalog still showing page numbers that increment correctly and everything technical is intact yet when you read through the chain the actual discussion is about the spacing between posts and how that spacing corresponds to the exact intervals when the server used to drop connections during peak hours even though peak hours no longer exist and the responses stay ontopic in format only with the same greentext style and the same dismissive one liners and the same embedded quotes but the topic itself has shifted into explaining why certain posters IDs always appeared in threads about topics that were never discussed here so it holds together if you dont stop to examine any single exchange with the flow still there and the imageboard shape preserved and the slight familiarity keeping it from collapsing outright though.All of your culture is derived from 4chan. Your own rules mention us.
>soyjaksCAN WE PLEASE RAID THIS FUCKING 'CORD SERVER SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE ITS PEDO ADS ON 4CUCK
https://discord.com/invite/twinkcordredeing stromers
raiding stremearsSNCA ADVENTURE
A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.