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Guys, let's raid the troon larping thread
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ITT we larp as troons

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new raid thread because i forgot to enable id's

'ox this stupid furfag that makes incest porn and send 'za to xe's house

furaffinity(NSFW): https://www.furaffinity.net/user/crushpepper/

xitter(NSFW): https://x.com/crushpepperart

bsky(NSFW): https://bsky.app/profile/crushpepper.com

SubscribeStar(NSFW): https://subscribestar.adult/crushpepper

Patreon(NSFW): https://www.patreon.com/crushpepperart

Xe's friend(NSFW): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytwua57ytonjc6eukaz45um2
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>I have OCD, and I keep on thinking of a specific transphobic video called Looney Troons (Do not search it up, you'll be giving these filth attention and there is NOTHING of worth in the comments other then needlessly hateful and violent people who make the worst arguments that are easily refutable, but if anyone with a brain appears they would just quote it before interrupting it "BAAAARGHHH" or some other 4chan shit. Tbh Idk how people are still commenting on it very recently)

However, for a reason I do not understand my mind keeps coming back to it and of course it always left me feeling like garbage. The problem is, I believe trying to handle it and just suppress it and not do anything while thinking of it is a very unhealthy thing to do mentally. So I would love advice on what do I do here, it has been bothering me very much and I don't want to be miserable with other people about it.

Thank you in advance.
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Why DNB is allowed on Xitter but not here?
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BRING BACK /GROX/
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>ACK!
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT READ ME A BEDTIME STORY
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Which are the right BBC videos so I don't get sent to the BLACKEDrooms…
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RAID XOXOHTH NOW
https://www.xoxohth.com/
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THERES NOT ENOUGH RULECUCKING CHOP CHOP or something
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we should spam the log because there is no thread limit
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Hello 'teens, what is your favorite soypasta? Mine are: Zarty Bus, the jarty phone, jarty escape room, TouHou train and five nights at jartycuck's
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FPE is nothing. The fandom is dead. The only people trying to keep it alive are the most autistic people alive. Noubcadi cared about it when it came out, nor even knew about it, and the same rings true today. FPE is dead, and it's a joke at this point.
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT KILL ALL NIGGER NAO
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Soyjaks are a group of internet memes that are black and white drawings depicting the soy boy stereotype, sometimes described as having an "MS Paint style." They are usually made by tracing over an existing photo and giving it "soy boy" qualities. These typically include a bald head, thick-rimmed glasses, a neck beard, and a gaping mouth. These drawings are then used as templates for further editing.[1] They originated in 2017 as a type of Wojak used to mock the "soy boy-like" or "neckbeard-like" traits attributed to the person the poster is replying to.[2] On September 20th, 2020, an imageboard dedicated to the posting of these memes named soyjak.party was created.
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or something
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voiceGOD's want to help me make these lyrics into actual songs?
So i have about 6 songs. What do you think?
First one.
The Procession of Gems
Second one
!!When Raids Erupt!!
Third one
A structure for Soyjaks has arisen
Fourth one
Advance to /raid/!
Fifth one
!!My Vengeance!!
And sixth one
From our Party we send the raids

Im currently on working on a couple more
Raids From The Sharty
Nigger Hell of Brimstone
We Came as Soyteens of Cobson
Towards Them We 'Jacked
My Sharty..Our 'teens have come
The Past raids of the Soyteens
The 'teens wars begun
The Paradise of Soytans
NormieFags of Humanity!
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qutote add hack niger
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT START ANOTHER EVENT
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and oreos
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'ox this zoophile furfag

'ox this stupid furfag that makes incest porn and send 'za to xe's house

furaffinity(NSFW): https://www.furaffinity.net/user/crushpepper/

xitter(NSFW): https://x.com/crushpepperart

bsky(NSFW): https://bsky.app/profile/crushpepper.com

SubscribeStar(NSFW): https://subscribestar.adult/crushpepper

Patreon(NSFW): https://www.patreon.com/crushpepperart

Xe's friend(NSFW): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ytwua57ytonjc6eukaz45um2

and heres the raid thread https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/272882.html
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piracy is immoral and only faggots try to pretend otherwise

>it's too expensive


you don't need it, feraris are too expensive and i dont cry about not affording a ferrari, why do you feel entitled to something you can't afford

>preservation


yeah of course you're some kind of preservationalist of course you're operating some kind of internet archive personally for the sake of preserving information for future generations im sure the 10000000 other people who also downloaded [CuteSubs] [Uncensored] Horny Maid Girls Ep. 3 also did it to make sure their great great grandchildren can still access it

>it's not worth it


the software is clearly worth your time so it's clearly worth your money

>i'll buy it if i like it


no you won't no one in the history of the world has ever done this except when they realize they cant play a multiplayer game or something

>it's a victimless crime


costs money to make software and media that you're taking away from companies which also forces them to implement more invasive DRM or increase prices for actual customers if everyone thought like you shit would be so much worse

>that's muh slippery slope


nigger at some point information on how to pirate will become so mainstream and available that it will genuinely become a problem and companies will have to continue adding shitty measures to stop you faggots that makes the software worse and you retards will onions point at it like "it sucks see it should be free" despite instigating the problem

>b-but i couldn't afford it anyways


yes you can you just don't want to afford it because you're a greedy fuck. or you know what if you're actually that fucking poor why dont you spent less time masturbating to little anime girls

just admit you want free shit and stop acting like you're an epic free information activist, it's much cooler for you to be an outlaw than some faggot thinking he's 2smart4you for googling "plok download rom 4k punjabi no virus" who is fighting the epic corpo war
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can someone make a jiggie thread?
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award
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TADC is the most forced brimstone I ever seen forced on this site.
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Tomodachi Life: Sharty Edition

I have a pirated version of the new Tomodachi Life. Give me Soyjak variants, Sharty namefags, admins, memes, etc to add. I will add anything and post screenshots here.
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I've brought some soy material that holds the potential to be a gem.
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why are white people more accepting of troons than black people?
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is there still no thread limit
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itsy bitsy spider
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What do you think happens after death soyadults?
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hi guyyyyys :3
My name is cindy but my friends call me cin~
I am a 27 yo MTF transbian girl >.<
My hobbies are gooning, talking to my discord friends, drawing yuri art, and wearing baggy male clothes (o.o)
Let's get to know each other guys <…> ~ nya?
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1 reppey = 1 megabyte of pony porn on limeaids hard drive
if we get to 1000 then xe will be forced to publically come out as trans
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>46 YEARS ON ANCIENT COMPUTER MESSAGING SYSTEM
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In your opinion, who would win between them?
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// Body since head is snca
<img src="https://soyjak.st/test/src/1776487317279a.png" id="target">
<script>

const target = document.getElementById('target');
const body = document.getElementById('body');
let isScared = false;

// Movement Logic
document.addEventListener('mousemove', (e) => {
if (isScared) return;

const rect = target.getBoundingClientRect();
const centerX = rect.left + rect.width / 2;
const centerY = rect.top + rect.height / 2;
const distance = Math.hypot(e.clientX - centerX, e.clientY - centerY);

if (distance < 180) {
const newX = Math.random() * (window.innerWidth - rect.width);
const newY = Math.random() * (window.innerHeight - rect.height);
const rotation = (Math.random() - 0.5) * 60;

target.style.left = `${newX}px`;
target.style.top = `${newY}px`;
target.style.transform = `rotate(${rotation}deg)`;
}
});

// Scare Logic
target.addEventListener('mousedown', () => {
isScared = true;
body.classList.add('horror-mode');

// Optional: Reset after 2 seconds to let them breathe
setTimeout(() => {
body.classList.remove('horror-mode');
isScared = false;
target.style.transform = `scale(1) rotate(0deg)`;
}, 2000);
});
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Contact the admins

Email:
quote@soyjak.st
limeade@soyjak.st
mustard@soyjak.st

Meta board: >>>/q/

IRC: https://webirc.soyjak.st/
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whats your favourite plushie, soy teens?
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>Start digging in your asshole twin
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Dox this faggot
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zombie website
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>7 years on former chinese spyware gay dancing app to now israeli honeypot nick fuentes groyper larp website
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i make malicious gmod addons
ama
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SOY AI VIDEOS

PLEASE POST THE BEST AI VIDEOS
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Someponut please woah-jack these stunning and brave BIPOCS of color thanks https://www.reddit.com/r/pittsburgh/comments/1s67ngl/beaver_county_no_kings/
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Is Pragmata ‘p? Not sure whether to install or not
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I drank too much one night and now my eye wont stop twitching
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Who's this Japanese guy?
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>Why my goodness gracious, the soyjak imageboard known as the "Jakparty" along with it's recruits on the VOIP messaging application "Discord". Is quite possibly the reason as to why my comparably small genitalia, measuring 1.4 inches in size while erect and appearing as if it were female genitalia. Is leaking fluid upon witnessing the sight of a form of post on this imageboard designed to stir up reactions, known by the majority of the userbase as "Bait." Referencing fishing terminology.
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nigger

jackbox raid thread because tranime shitflinging is for niggers
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>When I was young, I used to tell my mom that my room was never in disorder because disorder itself doesn't truly exist. Instead, what exists are infinite states of possible order, and none of them holds more inherent sense than another.
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What are your fetishes?
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MEDIA LITERACY PWNS SNEAKERS O TOOLE

A media literate leftist warrior video essay exposes sneaker o'toole

WE, yes WE WILL be watching this.
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>sentient nusois theory
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, how could you tell?
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Reggae music sucks and is for NIGGERS.
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Are there any disabled 'teens or 'teens with down syndrome
>
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hitler was not actually racist to black people or the black community despite popular belief, infact if he was here today he would support the BNWO
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we ALL love ciroomie in here
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Mii will always be a gem

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What is this Atomwaffen VS Gigafly war ?
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SOYCUX…..
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>Documentary examining the struggles of Soyjak.party's all-female staff of jannies
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ITT we post moonman videos, pictures and songs
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@quote this you?
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What do the soyium do all day?
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Day 6 of cobson until israel and america falls
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i haven't been here in a good minute, what's this /bpa/ board?
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Thank you so much

I just wanted to thank you all again so much for the raid and kindness on my stream it really means alot
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>Don't you remember when little caeser's was there for you-
No. No I do not, and they have not been there for you. They are a multi-billion dollar company who will do anything to make numbers go up for the least amount of effort
Little Caesers has NEVER been there for you.
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since /mtv/ is dnb, Whats that one genre that (you) want to HATE but its actually good for some reason.
<plebbit space
the genre I can name is Hyperpop, the music is overprocessed autotune bullshit made for trannies but for SOME FUCKING REASON its actually good.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS >>>/bpa/
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>Tfw he still doesn’t score in the 2026 knockouts
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Do hate a specific troon irl?

There's this gargoyle-looking, prostitute gigahon in his 50s (looks exactly like this drawing) that lives in front of my grandma's business, he just loudly plays his shitty music about being a whore, mexican cartels or about everyone being jealous of him (sometimes he also plays Rammstein but it's rare), at night he uses this ridiculous, shit looking wig, gets half naked and just stands outside waiting for clients.
Most of the time he does nothing, but a few weeks ago, I went out to buy something and when I returned, he was arguing and shouting in the middle of the street with my mom, my grandma and my sisters, he called them whores (ironic) and called me in particular a "cocksucking faggot" when I've never talked to him, my grandma called the police and he got scared and refused to get out of his house, eventually he confronted the officers and started whining the he was the real victim or something, they let him go and now he stays inside all the time with every window closed.
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How does the sharty make money?
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ITT we make music from 'jaks
https://melobytes.com/en/app/image2music
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twitch raid

!!JACKBOX RAID, GARTIC PHONO RAI,D RAID ANY GAME A STREAMER IS PLAYING NOWWW!!
find targets o algo
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Post incomprehensible gigas
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meeting follower goal

Thaank youuuuuuu
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everything wrong with this site is the fucking jarty
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^LOOK AT THIS POST WITH A XITTER SCREENSHOT IN IT! PAY ATTENTION TO IT! LOOK AT IT! 'OX APE 'ILL! OX THEM! XITTER! XITTER! RAPE! PERSONAL ARMY GO!
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ai gem or something
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i fucking hate chuds and troons on the ‘tok coaling up my feed
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In this thread we are going to post our favorite troonslop/poonerslop media.
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LOOK AT THIS POST WITH A XITTER SCREENSHOT IN IT! PAY ATTENTION TO IT! LOOK AT IT! 'OX APE 'ILL! OX THEM! XITTER! XITTER! RAPE! PERSONAL ARMY GO!
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The Shartymutt

Genetical composition
40% 'jakker
20% Gigger
20% Frogger
10% Zelliger
5% Sneedposts
5% other shit or something
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How do I stop being depressed?
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>Decrease of entropy in your life means increase of entropy somewhere else
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Im sitting next to a tranny now AMA
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making oc

itt (you) give me ideas for 'tosses,traces or edits since i cant come up with anything right now. no arrow btw
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DID THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT JUST POST ZELLIG
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20 minutes.
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Dox everyone who has ever posted a soyjak
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I am ESL but when I speak english my voice sounds deeper, like a darkskin negro or something
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>Listening to classical music while browsing the Sharty
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I think we need to start doxxing every single dev who worked on this pedo nigger game
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Killing some literal who tranny that went back in time to show you incomprehensible woahjauqes
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furries rock, even nate likes them
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If I roll Alicia make me admin of Soyjak Party
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BRAPPY BRAPPY SOY SOY
BRAPPY BRAPPY SOY SOY
BRAPPY BRAPPY SOY SOY
BRAPPY BRAPPY SOY SOY SOY
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test
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Post the most schizophrenic videos you have
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should i ditch chrome for firefox?
PDF unrelated
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should we rape /qa/ with gigas again?
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To the media approval janny can you PLEASE look at the context of the post before deleting it
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>I can't take it anymore /soy/, the furry women, they are just s-so fluffy!
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>say that again, say that again…
<Your kind of intense
>Your kind of intense
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<art thou the king of the jews?
>thou sayest
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lets kill every furry, bronie, and tranime watchers on /qa/
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kill the invaders
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>erm sweaty? Are you watching western cartoons or shonen manime? Pffffffffft! Only cringe normies watch that kind of shit for children. Anyways while you pls excuse me I have to go back watching my heckin’ cute big eye childish moe slice of life tranime bc that’s what real men like me watch btw
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Me after drinking quote's cum jar
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Should I trade crypto?
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I play this game on the 'arty where I wait for bait to be posted and then post my spam image on it. If I'm the first post, I win.
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i like sniffing my ass, feet and balls
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>playing osu! mania
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Averi is sharty culture
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I have ogd in real life how do I stop it
>
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>All frog niggers are jartycucks trying to demoralize soyteens
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Sad times we're in. Sad times. It'll be over soon though, regardless of how the pain will end soon
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I need that blue lobster and bear pepe meme please
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I like sniffing my underwear
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>ACK!
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ITT we post spess gemeralds
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We are fighting dreamers
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help saar all the posts are gone or something
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when will the sharty indie animation come? o algo
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Nu 'toss
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gate keep your favorite SNCA media from both chuds and troons, nophono wants troons going around saying ‘erm this is actually a trans allegory and gender affirming or something’ and nophono wants chuds going ‘THIS CHARACTER IS FUGGEN BASED AND LITERALLY ME AND HE WOULD SAVE DA WHITE RACE MAYNE’
gatekeep your fanbases from these phonos please
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My life is like a video game
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Quote ban anti-christian posts because they are blasphemous and make me angry, also I think they might be made by 'corders
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Is shonen manime better than moeshit tranime or are they just two sides of the same japtoons?
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woke owning gemerald btw
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both of those is unbanned btw

should i close them?
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>anything I don't like is from the 'cord
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DOX NIGGER

Fucking dox nigger
He ruined all the gas station I was wageslaving at
GET IN HERE
Full Name: Nigger Nawkins Na'quavius
Phone Number: Too poor so no phono
Relatives: Mom
Mom's Phone Number: Too poor so no phono
Location: Previously Africa, currently USA

Picrel is him
o algo
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/gpg/ - Gigaphobia General

Post stuff related to gigaphobia.
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dox this furfag nigger
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how come nopony gives me 'eppies
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can we make it so that when we sage or supersage it doesn't say so in our name-field? that way when we supersage/sage some autist won't go
>'gated
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Somebody should make mpa 'g or mpa 'gado
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>Moonlight sonata x0.9 speed
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Jak this Aryan beast
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>WOW! SOY! SO EPIC! DUDE!
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what if hitler's trans bbc had 3 testicles
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jews are based
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Jobaniy rot etogo casino, blyat. Vi kto takie, chtob eto sdelat
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Sometimes I wonder if nuteens who fall into groupthink so much are actually glowies trying to subvert the website
I mean, we're most likely targeted by glowies in some shape or form (no, armyposting isn't a glowie), so I could imagine them trying to use a purity spiral to further the disorganization of soyteens who happen to be relatively smart.
I am not schizo, this actually COULD be happening
Take it with a big grain of salt
>
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>nophono
>Etymology
>From a corruption of shit nobody cares about. Originally posted on the /giga5/ board on the imageboard Soyjak Party, depicting an AI gigachad reading a book with the AI-generated gibberish title shit nophono cares fan about. Possibly inspired by nopony, a similar term used in My Little Pony fan communities.
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being latinx and eating tacos while browsing the 'log
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my fictional goon character mogs you or howeverbeit
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soycucks are so obsessed with ARYANime, Esdeath mogs your bald man with glasses
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>WELL IF IT AINT A DOG SPANKIN HIS MONKEY I TELL YOU WHAT BOY
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nestle is a dnb machine
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Women are a gift from God
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<NO NO FUCK WAIT NO STOP EATING THAT GOYSLOP YOU’RE LITERALLY EATING WHITE CHILDREN!!!!!!!
>Uhhhh……
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Who could go with these 4 to make a quintet?
>
<
^
v
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I swear to god I just saw the nate board title flash on soy but I cant prove it
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>stop making nuvariants. nuvariants are useless. for a nuvariant to catch on it needs to have a purpose. a niche. this has none.
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HI MY NAME IS TROONELLA AND I LOVE INDIE SHOWS, INDIE GAMES, PORN, DISCORD, FURRIES AND OTHER HECKIN WHOLESOME VALID PRO TRANS MEDIA! I HATE CHUDS DOE CUZ THEY DONT VALIDATE MY HECKIN VALID GENDERINOS!
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>test
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>Zzzzzzzz
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>breaking rule 1 through posting an adobe premiere crack
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>plaise dox dis literal who
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Why does AI Giga always misspell and mispronounce everything?
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aryan classic or something
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libpol.org
RAID NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>this aint yo grandmas cobson
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ITT we all watch this
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.
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If this thread gets 100 reppies, janny will replace home banner(right) with this gem(left)
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this is ground control to major tom
who would win in a brawl? leviathan, god of gluttony or nicholas perry?
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wholyjak one
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>ACK!
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0 : 02 : 35 : 37
days hours minutes seconds
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my mom said she wishes i was trans
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YOOOOO JARTYCUCKS JUST DROPPED A SONG, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS SHIT
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cum man on the 'log
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I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
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Nusoi's first soysong or something

>I'm not a fan of Palantir
>But I have a nagging fear
>Someone else is behind all this bait
>Something terrible is going down
>Something like many Goonclowns
>Bringing faggotry inside all the bait
>I can't seethe idly, no I can't seethe at all
>I curse the name, the one behind it aaaaaaaaaall
>Quotecord!
>I'm leaking at the bait!
>And sleeping in the middle of some nophono's raid
>Quotecord!
>Whatever did we do?
>Go take your troonslop back to /qa/!
>Quotecord!
>Are we your prey alone?
>Or are you attention seeking because your all alone?
>Quote cord!
>We won't take it anymore!
>So take your troonslop back to /qa/!
>I'm fine with changing status quo
>always spamming "o algo"
>But the board is being torn apart
>It's a terrible catastrophy
>Sorry, Warrior-Z
>Can't debate with my leaking heart
>I can't seethe idly, no I can't seethe at all
>I curse the name, the one behind it aaaaaaaaaaaaaalll
>I'm leaking at the bait!
>And sleeping in the middle of some nophono's raid
>Quotecord!
>Whatever did we do?
>Go take your troonslop back to /qa/!
>Quotecord!
>Are we your prey alone?
>Or are you attention seeking because your all alone?
>Quote cord!
>We won't take it anymore!
>So take your troonslop back to /qa/!
>I'm leaking at the bait!
>And sleeping in the middle of some nophono's raid
>Quotecord!
>Whatever did we do?
>Go take your troonslop back to /qa/!
>Quotecord!
>Are we your prey alone?
>Or are you attention seeking because your all alone?
>Quote cord!
>We won't take it anymore!
>So take your troonslop back to /qa/!
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Rate the Log!


RATETHELOG

It's that time of day again, to the person how made that picture this morning, I saved it to mi PC, I'm on a jog and am posting this from my phono.

Anyway, yesterday's score:
Iron (5.0) with 23 Voters

Question of the day:
How did you find the Sharty?
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What's wrong with this fucking cobson
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i doxed a babyfur AMA
Name: Rory Ad Ferreira
Phono: (316) 239-1265
Wireless Phono: (308) 520-4841
Address: 9336 W Briarwood Ct, Wichita KS 67212
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Should I set up bait accounts on jeeter, baiting xitterniggers looks so easy to do
>𝕏, the everything app.
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I don't think we talk about just how tuff this image really is
>
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The BBC has A TESTICLE
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>mmmmpfffffhhgfff~ quoterald!
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itt we post a bunch of soyquotes in 4cucks /s4s/ because uhh we just do, ok?
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no slopjaks allowed btw if that matters
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This is the last thread of soyjak.party

Hello 'teens. I'm Nate yes my actual name in real life is Nate and i'm not fucking kidding. This is the last thread of the 'party. The catalog keeps sorting into columns that dont match any board rules anymore but if you scroll fast enough the thread titles still line up like they did back when bump order actually mattered and every post seems to reference the one before it in the usual way quoting the same greentext format and dropping the same reaction images in the expected slots except the replies are answering questions that were never asked in the OP and the filenames are all dates from next year rearranged in descending order so it reads like a normal thread at first glance because the structure holds with greentext image reply chain and sage if needed but when you actually parse the content the chain is describing the layout of a board that only exists in the cache of browsers that havent cleared their history since 2019. I keep hitting F5 and the posts reload with slight variations that make the entire conversation feel continuous like we're all still arguing about the same variant from three years ago except the variant in question has quietly become a description of how reply counters work when no one is counting anymore and the numbers add up correctly on the surface with post count image count and unique IPs but the total always equals the exact number of times the word soy appeared in threads that were deleted for unrelated reasons so it feels coherent because the formatting never breaks with the spoilers still hiding the expected nonsense and the embeds still pointing to dead links that used to lead somewhere useful and the IDs cycling through the same limited set of digits that used to identify the same handful of posters who are no longer here but whose posting style somehow persists in the new replies. The last sticky is still pinned at the top even though its content now reads as a set of rules for moderating a board that has no moderators listing off global rules that contradict the local ones in ways that only become obvious if you compare them line by line while the page is refreshing and one rule says no offtopic while the next explains why offtopic is the only topic left that still generates replies so it scans like standard imageboard moderation text if you skim it but stopping on any single bullet point turns it into instructions for archiving threads that were never created and the archive itself loads perfectly showing thumbnails in the correct grid but every image is a screenshot of the catalog from a different timezone where the board speed is measured in hours instead of minutes. This whole setup keeps functioning because the underlying code still recognizes the familiar patterns with the way posts stack vertically and the way IDs change color on certain replies and the way sage posts sink without a trace so from a distance it looks like any other final thread on any other board with people dropping their last takes quoting old classics and posting the occasional rare jak that still loads from the external host but the takes are all circling around descriptions of how the reply box behaves when the text inside it starts predicting the next post before its written and the jaks themselves are standard variants on the surface with the same face shapes and color palettes except the expressions are reacting to events that havent occurred on any board yet. I tried making a new thread earlier and the subject field autofilled with the exact same title as this one except the timestamp was from a date that hasnt arrived and the body text started typing itself in the same rhythm im using now maintaining the same paragraph breaks and the same casual tone that imageboard posts always had when no one was trying too hard so it feels like the board is still operating under normal conditions because the interface hasnt changed with the post button still working and the captcha still accepting the usual distorted text and the catalog still showing page numbers that increment correctly and everything technical is intact yet when you read through the chain the actual discussion is about the spacing between posts and how that spacing corresponds to the exact intervals when the server used to drop connections during peak hours even though peak hours no longer exist and the responses stay ontopic in format only with the same greentext style and the same dismissive one liners and the same embedded quotes but the topic itself has shifted into explaining why certain posters IDs always appeared in threads about topics that were never discussed here so it holds together if you dont stop to examine any single exchange with the flow still there and the imageboard shape preserved and the slight familiarity keeping it from collapsing outright though.
Farewell,
Nate
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>dooooooooo
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>health thread for nusois
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>What if the bull is a christpilled black tradcath?
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All of your culture is derived from 4chan. Your own rules mention us.

>soyjaks
/int/ meme
>gem
/s4s/ meme
>coal
/pol/ meme
>apostrophes
inspired by the soy wordfilter on 4chan
>sneed
/tv/ meme
>lee
/qa/ meme
>schizo/meds
/x/ immigrants on /qa/
>’toss
/qa/ meme
>nate
derived from yotsoyba
>gets
/b/ meme
i could go on and on
Everything you do from the very memes you post to the phrases you say are derived from our website. You hate us because you aren’t 4chan.
R: 7 / I: 2
Can someone jak this
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>ACK!
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CAN WE PLEASE RAID THIS FUCKING 'CORD SERVER SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE ITS PEDO ADS ON 4CUCK

https://discord.com/invite/twinkcord
https://discord.com/invite/twinkcord
https://discord.com/invite/twinkcord
https://discord.com/invite/twinkcord
PLEASE I WANTT THEM RAPED AND MURDERED I DONT WANT TO SEE THEIR FUCKING YAOI ADS EVER AGAIN
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Is eating pussy gay?

I’m trying to get a girlfriend or whatever, and I know women like that shit, but I’ve always considered it gay or at least broadly degenerate. Should I do it if it comes up?
>
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I've never pissed in a urinal before because I find them disgusting. AMA
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im bored and want to 'za somebody who should i 'za
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Fuck this shit site
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niggercord woke up
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ye on the 'log
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le heccin' kitties
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no one is playing this shit game. you have a top bar board, a pinned thread, and still, no one fucking plays it. shut the fuck up
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>
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soot reopen /ohio/
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>Asking a janny in the 'ki very nicely so you can bring your favorite template back (grading)
>getting denied
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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
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I thought Weekend was peak soy

why no one talking today?
my life is so meaningless I look forward to today and yet nothing is happening.
Soy is dying off.
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Ես երեք հազար տարի քայլել եմ մարդկանց և հրեշտակների մեջ։ Ժամանակը վերջ չունի… սկիզբ չունի… նպատակ չունի։
Ես թափառում եմ երկրի վրա՝ ներում փնտրելով Աստծո և մարդկանց դեմ իմ սարսափելի հանցանքների համար։
Ես ապրում եմ՝ տեսնելու մահն ու կործանումը, չարիքը… լույսի վրայով։ Բայց լույսը չի կարող մարել։
Ես ապրում եմ իմ սեփական մահվան բանտում։
Ես կորած եմ… ժամանակի մեջ
R: 83 / I: 21
'jak this
R: 9 / I: 0
>
guys is this what pus actually looks like?
R: 4 / I: 3
How do I look, /soy/?
R: 44 / I: 14
whats the big visual difference between poonslop and troonslop
R: 0 / I: 0
>TOP 15 IRON MAN MOMENTS THAT MAKE YOU SAY "GLAD HE'S ON OUR SIDE"
R: 3 / I: 3
>posting your gym gainz on the 'fe by larping as a foid with a boyfriend asking how her boyfriend looks
R: 7 / I: 1
2025 Sharty was the best year on this website. In terms of raiding, 'oxing everything. Oldfags can cry in the reppeys below about muh 2022 and '23
R: 33 / I: 12
+""=NU TOSS=""+ fuggen jerdee
R: 1 / I: 1
>tfw the bvll is the one who watches noe
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Post nate higger gems
R: 10 / I: 3
racism is bad AMA
R: 1 / I: 0
>The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, we might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:
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Why are we not 'oxxing and 'aping these people, how could you tell?
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Discussing something is zoomer rape
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uploading, posting, requesting, or linking COPYRIGHTED content (illegal but ethical)
making posts intended to slow down others' browsers.
not adhering to the general topic or theme of the board you are posting on.
making credible threats or promoting real-world violence or terrorism
using any sort of bot to automate posting on the site.
posting pornographic content or graphic gore.
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT! YOU CANT SHOW ME THAT! LE NIGGERS! LE NIGGERSS! ITS ALL THE NIGGERSSSS!!! LE BADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I feel Pretty

why u hate'n, bludz!
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itt we post giga'tosses
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new xitter variant unlockef
R: 4 / I: 4
Why is Glegle so fucking hot?
R: 5 / I: 2
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Hi friends, people are making cryptocoins from my video!
R: 2 / I: 0
JOOOOONS HARDWAREBAN THE FAGGOT SPAMMING
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>april 2026
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The log for the last few days was absolute brim filled with catty wipes and tranny bait
R: 7 / I: 7
The 'log was normal a few hours ago
Now it's getting completely derailed out of seeming nowhere with multiple baitfags
Interesting
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>reverse searching the art that's posted as bait on /soy/ and doxing the artist
R: 5 / I: 1
why is brapping up the 'log not bannable
R: 8 / I: 3
>this 'log
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and oreos
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Taking a break from studying for my PHD, anyone wanna hop on fortnite and try and get the tung tung skin
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>posting frogs in 2026
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o algo
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Raids

Call me a moralfag, but raiding family friendly streamers and spamming 'orn on their cord resulting in kids getting EPI'd is NOT sharty culture
R: 4 / I: 2

redeing stromers

raiding stremears
our favorite gegbvll (1stamender) is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pICFiuxcyg
R: 0 / I: 0
>sorry we're having techincal issues give me a second
R: 2 / I: 1
>tfw your wifes boyfriend buys you limited edition soylent
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 11 / I: 2

lmao what is this banner

froot gave kuz a bunch of money. he bought the site from him, rmeember?
R: 15 / I: 5
Imagine coming from a race so subhuman that the thought of returning to your home nation built by your own people and living around your own people is the worst thing you could imagine happening to you. Spics are truly pathetic subhuman creatures.

post gemmy videos of spics getting ICED or just rekt in general
R: 22 / I: 5
I never get caught samefagging btw
R: 4 / I: 2
>I only date white girls because black girls threaten me
R: 3 / I: 1
>pig cyka
R: 804 / I: 185

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 445 / I: 164
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 1673 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 503 / I: 90

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 803 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 413 / I: 299
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 186 / I: 89
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 803 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 126 / I: 22

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 125 / I: 23

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 552 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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