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 15868444[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15868578>>15868840

I haven't ate in 3 days and I don't have enough in my account to doordash or afford gas

 15868450[Quote]>>15868454

Why can't you use your legs to walk to the store and get food you fat fuck

 15868454[Quote]>>15868639

>>15868450
I live in amerimutt suburbia walking by foot would take like 2 hours

 15868490[Quote]

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>letting yourself starve to death before walking two hours

 15868493[Quote]

>complain about it on soyjak party
bro call emergency services thats what they exist for

 15868509[Quote]

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>calling emergency services for a large burger with extra fries

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calling emergency services for a large burger with extra fries

 15868518[Quote]>>15868529>>15868538>>15868576

>doordash
this is why you have no money retard goycattle, tou deserve to starve and rot to dust in your shitty McMansion

 15868529[Quote]>>15868546

>>15868518
>doordash do be expensive doe

 15868538[Quote]>>15868555

>>15868518
I rarely use it

 15868546[Quote]

>>15868529
you pay money for food being delivered + tip instead of walking to the store FOR FREE

 15868555[Quote]

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>>15868538
>gotta call in some favors o algo

 15868557[Quote]>>15868580

hahaha broke ass nigga im about to go cook up a £50 wagyu steak and niggas on here havent even eaten in 3 days

 15868571[Quote]

You really need to be more frugal.

 15868572[Quote]

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>goyslop cant come to me anymore

 15868576[Quote]

>>15868518
tsmt normies will pay for doordash and other pointless shit like spotify and goyflix or whatever and then wonder why they are broke

 15868578[Quote]>>15868581>>15868586

>>15868444 (OP)
There's nothing wrong with not eating for 3 days you fat american pig, I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

 15868580[Quote]>>15868587

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>>15868557
>TEA AND CRUMPETS ASS MONKEY ASS NIGGGEGAGAEGAAGGEAGARGAERTERAEG RAe

 15868581[Quote]

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>>15868578
>I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

 15868582[Quote]

oh wait, so you were serious about that? oh god

 15868586[Quote]>>15868595>>15868609

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>>15868578
>There's nothing wrong with not eating for 3 days you fat american pig, I did a water fast for a full week and actually felt better afterwards

 15868587[Quote]>>15868596

>>15868580
hey man if i wasnt a BritGOD i would be jealous too

 15868592[Quote]>>15868604>>15868637

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must… not… post pictures of gourmet food in this thread…

 15868595[Quote]>>15868598>>15868599

>>15868586
fasting is christpilled though and oreos

 15868596[Quote]>>15868608

>>15868587
>what did you say? you're jealous of us having dentistry?

 15868598[Quote]>>15868614

>>15868595
>long as it's for christ and not warlord muhammad

 15868599[Quote]

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>>15868592
that won't work, to bait OP you have to post a BigMac with 2 kg of msg and corn starch

 15868608[Quote]

>>15868596
imagine not being british lmao. you are literally worthless subhumans. 99% of all human progress came from our island, and if it wasnt for (((churchill))) we would rule the world by now, how could you tell?

 15868609[Quote]

>>15868586
too white for a saudi

 15868614[Quote]

>>15868598
every single religion ever promotes fasting

 15868618[Quote]

This thread is a gem but op is an htsm

 15868620[Quote]>>15868629

start doing doordash or uber then nigger

 15868625[Quote]

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 15868628[Quote]

OP START BUYING SCRATCH TICKETS

 15868629[Quote]>>15868631

>>15868620
Imagine having to deliver some fat nigga's $100 mcdonalds order of 8 burgers 12 large fries and 4 shakes while waiting to get paid after five days of starving

 15868630[Quote]

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>This thread is a gem but op is an htsm

 15868631[Quote]>>15868635

>>15868629
you can just eat the fst niggas food

 15868635[Quote]

>>15868631
fact flood though…

 15868637[Quote]

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>>15868592
>posting pictures of gourmet food to OP and other starving african DNBs alike

 15868639[Quote]

>>15868454
Steal someones bike

 15868641[Quote]>>15868643>>15868653>>15868664>>15868676

Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

 15868643[Quote]

>>15868641
cuz amerimutt or algo

 15868650[Quote]>>15868683

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>Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

 15868653[Quote]

>>15868641
You don't have to wait until you get back to eat dumbass nigga

 15868654[Quote]

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>Why is everyone say I'm fucking fat? I eat normal food, the nearest grocery store is just far way and I cant do a 2.5 hour round trip walking carrying a ton of groceries while starving

 15868664[Quote]>>15868671>>15868718

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>>15868641
yes you can you just never tried, your ancestors had to track prey for days to eat, I think a little walk won't kill you

 15868671[Quote]>>15868677

>>15868664
inb4
>ooooohhh but its so hot outside now it'll irritate my glands or whatever the fries

 15868676[Quote]>>15868718

>>15868641
why dont you just go hunt if you live in the middle of nowhere, there is infinite high quality food outside your door all you have to do is get off your fat ass

 15868677[Quote]

>>15868671
>>ooooohhh but its so hot outside now it'll irritate my glands or whatever the fries
GEG WHATEVER THE FRIES

 15868683[Quote]

>>15868650
my prolapse started dripping when I saw this

 15868718[Quote]>>15868727>>15868792>>15868895

>>15868676
I live in suburbia you retard.
>>15868664
I would if I got hit by incoming traffic since there are no sidewalks to the grocery store

 15868727[Quote]>>15868736

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>>15868718
THEN WALK ON THE GRASS

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>>>15868676 (You)
>I live in suburbia you retard.

 15868736[Quote]>>15868744

>>15868727
THERE IS NO FUCKING GRASS YOU STUPID NIGGER.

 15868742[Quote]>>15868748

you know you can actually call the police on a non-emergency number to give you a lift if you explain your situation

 15868744[Quote]

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>>15868736
IT'S EITHER GRASS OR CONCRETE NIGGA

 15868748[Quote]>>15868752

>>15868742
I have a standing warrant, thats why i wont call them

 15868752[Quote]>>15868761

>>15868748
…a fucking what

 15868753[Quote]

itt we let op starve to free up our carrying capacity for non-retarded members of society

 15868755[Quote]>>15868763

alright everybody pause, why does OP have a fucking standing warrant?? is this why he can't get up and use his legs? HE HAS A FUCKING WARRANT ON STANDING UP? YOU ACTUAL NIGGER FATASS! OH MY GOD.

 15868761[Quote]>>15868764

>>15868752
i meant a n outstanding warrant for posession … im havibng brainfog due to low blood sugar

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>>15868755
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG

 15868764[Quote]>>15868775

>>15868761
possession of..of what….

 15868775[Quote]>>15868819


 15868778[Quote]>>15868783

>>15868774
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

 15868782[Quote]>>15868787

that was deleted weirdly quickly…

 15868783[Quote]>>15868794

>>15868778
i just want food

 15868787[Quote]>>15868811

>>15868782
its because i realized it could be misinterpreted as possesion of 'p, its an outstanding warrant for drug possesion and paraphenalia

 15868790[Quote]

>inb4 op posts his exact address and gets 'zas he can't even afford

 15868792[Quote]>>15868807

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>>15868718
the fuck? do people actually live like this in the USofA?

 15868794[Quote]>>15868801

>>15868783
OP did you say it's none of your fucking business and delete it like that or was that somebaldi else

because so help me god if that's your actual response…

THEN THIS IS YOUR FAULT. POSSESS SOME FOOD NOT SOME 'P RETARD

 15868798[Quote]

you know what op if you post your addy i will door dash you anything you want

 15868801[Quote]>>15868810

>>15868794
I'm not a fucking pedo bro i just have drug issues
i meant posession of drugs

 15868807[Quote]


 15868810[Quote]

>>15868801
this is why you're without food OP, i'm sorry for being mean but this is…really this is just a hole you've dug yourself into

 15868811[Quote]>>15868834

>>15868787
what drug were you doing

 15868819[Quote]>>15868824

>>15868775
pics or falseflood

 15868824[Quote]>>15868834

>>15868819
i don't think the meth guy was OP he was too busy deleting his false 'p rage

 15868834[Quote]>>15868848>>15868873

>>15868811
Stimulants, mainly adderal and sometimes meth, one of the charges was paraphernalia for meth
>>15868824
why the fuck would someone admit to possessing 'p? I deleted it because i realized how bad it looked

 15868835[Quote]>>15868854

at this point just take the sentence and eat some wardenburgers if dis isn't bait

 15868840[Quote]

>>15868444 (OP)
https://soylent.com/
drink dis
it cost $36.00 but its science made WAOW oh my fauci!!!!!!

 15868848[Quote]>>15868851

>>15868834
cant believe we can charge over the suggestion of meth and not actual proof of it…i guess i can offer some understanding there, but are you even prescribed the adderall?? where the hell are you getting this from at all?

 15868851[Quote]>>15868853

>>15868848
I'm prexribed adderalll, i get the methf rom my local plug. I live in a high drug use neighrborhood

 15868853[Quote]>>15868857

>>15868851
…are you also black by any chance?

 15868854[Quote]>>15868859

>>15868835
from what i'm looking at it could be up to 12 yearsi n prison, and thats with a plea deal

 15868857[Quote]


 15868859[Quote]>>15868863

>>15868854
>with a plea deal
shit…do we turn OP in or do we feed him

 15868863[Quote]

>>15868859
please dont turn me in im begging you
i dont want to go to prison and become a felon

 15868866[Quote]

actually wait a minute, OP whatever you do don't tell any of us even so much as your general location, some moralfag will try to rape you over this if you go outside, i don't want to see another shartian locked away who could easily get reformation therapy :(

 15868869[Quote]

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>still no proof in the slightest btw

 15868871[Quote]>>15868876

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COVER THE ENTIRETY OF USA IN SIDEWALKS

 15868872[Quote]

help ithin kim overdosin

 15868873[Quote]

>>15868834
>bruh, how did you even get started with meth. this shit's g-d giving you a message, this shit's dumb as hell

 15868875[Quote]

help

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>>15868871
>walkable cities

 15868877[Quote]

help please

 15868879[Quote]

h,e;p i

 15868881[Quote]>>15868892

OP what what's wrong

 15868884[Quote]

fck lf,i took to much

 15868886[Quote]

OP WHAT? NO, NO STAY WITH US WTF

 15868888[Quote]>>15868898

IT'S JUST GETTING BAITED

 15868892[Quote]

>>15868881
Not enough soylent in xis diet or something

 15868893[Quote]>>15868899

fk [polase iregret doijugkn that

 15868895[Quote]

>>15868718
then either you get your fat ass some exercise or you starve and win a darwin award, my nigga the clock is ticking and those are your choices

 15868898[Quote]>>15868902

>>15868888
QUADS OF QUOTE PLEASE WTF DO WE DO HE'S TWEAKING

 15868899[Quote]

>>15868893
ESL TROPHY

 15868902[Quote]>>15868906

>>15868898
WE STOP FALLING FOR BAIT!

 15868906[Quote]>>15868914

>>15868902
BUT WHAT IF HE'S /SRS :(

 15868909[Quote]

Geg what a kino of a thread

 15868914[Quote]>>15868921

>>15868906
She's blogposting the entire overdose on the sharty what makes you think she couldn't call 911

 15868915[Quote]

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STOP BAITING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 15868921[Quote]>>15868924

>>15868914
the warrant, like xhe said

 15868924[Quote]>>15868929

>>15868921
evendoe ems dont care

 15868929[Quote]

>>15868924
but what happens when he's in the hospital and can't pay the bill? how will he get home? he'll just get discharged and stand out there like GTA

 15868933[Quote]>>15868940

…wait, OP are you still with us?

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nusois really get baited by crytyping geggggg

 15868940[Quote]

>>15868933
ip jere forgto to mntentn im tansr btw

 15868943[Quote]

here lies OP, he's dead, ????-2026, died of a meth overdose

 15868945[Quote]>>15868957

SELL THE METH

 15868957[Quote]

>>15868945
yeah you know what this might be our best answer yet OP just sell everything you own like a true addict

 15868963[Quote]

i flle fdr thins niger babble fggne jrdee

 15868965[Quote]

inb4 schizo samefag



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