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Why Modern Software Is Dog Slow And How jofito Arenas Make Rust Memory Safety Look Like A Total Joke

The Rust Wedge and the Big Tech Buy-off: A Veteran Engineer’s Warning to Every PC Owner (+ jofito)

Rust Evangelists "Oxide Computer" OS is ACKCHYUALLY An Ancient UNIX And That's Supposed To Be Good

Dear Jane Street: Oxide Computer Company, My Butt, and Very Theoretical 48V Bus Bar HEAF (Arc Flash)

Bryan Cantrill: Your $200M Rust Hubris at Oxide is a 4-Story Skyscraper in a 40-Story World; SGI Won

The Death of Real Programming: Why Modern Software is a House of Cards (and Rust won't save you)

OS Age Verification: Millions Of Evil People With GPS In Your Kid's Pocket, Required By Law!

IT'S OVER! The Rust Language Just Nuked 8 Entire Architectures!

She Opened One Email. Then, She Lost Everything.

This Unmodified Vista Laptop DESTROYS Windows 10 and 11! How Is Modern Windows So Bad?

The Laughably Easy "Fix" For The Dumbest Wi-Fi Problem Ever Manufactured

Tales From The Cable Guy: My Fake Racist Autism Panic

Tales From The Cable Guy: "You Got Any Surplus Money?" and The First Cut Is The Loudest

I'm Tired, Bros - Sittin' Rambles

Own Your Stuff: Make Locked-Out Hardware Illegal (Also, My 'Wallet Ambush' Idea)

A Software License That NUKES Anyone Who Bans Me: Should I Write The "JBPL?"

That One Guest That Just Won't Leave Despite All The Hints You Drop

AI Is Destroying Itself Through Double Attrition

Bit Rot: 5 Years, 40 TB, RAID-5, and XFS. How Much Data Did I Lose?

Fake Russian Visits Bojangles (Боджанглс) For Utah Fried Chicken (UFC)

PLEASE STOP Editing Your Videos Like They Can't Sit Still!

Please Don't Forget The Dongle!

OK website, you can stop possessing my PC now, I just want free rent without the demons

Brodie Robertson (Probably) Has a Bad Water Pump!

My Mellanox 50GbE Optical Cable Disaster (DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE BUYING!)

I ABANDONED This Disastrous Ethernet Wiring Job

How File Duplicate Finders Like jdupes Work, Visually Explained...And Why It's So Fast!

CPU Cache Lines And Performance Visually Explained For Programmers

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Linked Lists Are Crab Kryptonite

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Physical Labor

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: "It's Just a Rounding Error, Bro!"

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: One Extra Pointer, 1/3 Slower

Zig Shows Signs Of Rust Cancer, So I'll Never Use It Now

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Linked Lists and Hand-Holding

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: Mutexes And Reference Counting Are Too Hard

Rust Programmers Can't Understand Basic C Programming: "Use After Free" Bugs

The Christmas Story - A Book From My Childhood

A Random Dial-Up Era Web Page Reminded Me What We've Lost

If you can't do it without a phone or internet, you're being enslaved.

2007 2GB RAM Cheap Acer Running Modern Stuff, Plus Stories And Tips

No Left Turn. Student Driver Turns Left. NO EXCUSE.

This ASUS Gaming Laptop DIED Because It Saw Light! WHO MADE THIS NONSENSE?! 🤬🤬🤬

Windows Wi-Fi Ping Spikes, High Latency, or Poor Throughput? Turn Off Hyper-V!

Why Does That Other Laptop Even Exist?

Ban ALL Tech From Classrooms IMMEDIATELY Or The Kids Are All Screwed

Real-Life User Interface EPIC FAIL - USE YOUR WORDS!

I'm At The Park And Some Tesla Won't Stop Honking

The Lenovo Ideacentre 310S Desktop Is Actually Pretty Good!

This Child Picks Locks Better Than I Do

Mismatched Repair Parts Drive Me Nuts (But I Made Them Work)

I HATE How Old Laptops Had WAY TOO MANY SCREWS

lǝsnoɹɹɐɔ | carrousel

COMMENT SMACK-BACK: NICE TRY GATTACA

WizTree Is Faster In ONE CASE...But WinDirStat Still Wins, Especially In The UI

WinDirStat Is Better Than WizTree (With Proof)

WinDirStat Tutorial: Reclaim Disk Space, Easily Find Junk or Missing Files

Remove Adobe Acrobat Immediately And Save 20GB

This ThermalTake Case Is 100% Impossible To Maintain

tt_beepsong: My 2010s Autistic Achievement

Holy crap I suck at motherboard repair

Windows On ARM Is A Total Unrepairable Disaster (Linux Can't Help)

Ringing The Siler City Bell

How I Made My Customer's Computer Pay For Itself

80s Films Did "Growing Up" Better Than Anything Since

Can't Change Secure Boot In Acer Laptop BIOS? FIXED In 30 Seconds!

Forced Two Factor Locked Me Out Of My Cell Phone Account

YouTube Changed The Algorithm And It's Killing My Channel

This Slow HP t510 Thin Client Is My New Linux Router (VIA Eden X2 U4200)

Dump Adobe Acrobat Reader, Use SumatraPDF

What To Do When Windows 10 Reaches "End-of-Life"

COMMENT SMACK-BACK: The DUMBEST Comment EVER

Fixing iPhone 16 Pro HDR/HLG Videos In Adobe Premiere Pro Lumetri Color

A 4K Tour Of My 2,000 VHS Tape Sorting Operation

Looking at a Brand New ASUS E410KA Laptop: 4GB RAM, 128GB eMMC SSD, $160

Fenix Parts HATES My Money and WANTS A COPY OF MY ID

Yepbook

Sorting through 2000 VHS tapes

Three Short Laptop Repair Stories: Wi-Fried, Bad Norton, Franken-Shiba

Toshiba Satellite L755D Disassembly, Hinge Relief, and Hinge Mount Repair

Kinda Weird Choices: Ipason Desktop PC

Asus NUC 14 PRO Assembly

These Custom Ethernet Cat5e/Cat6 Cables Are NOT RIGHT, MY DUDE

Small Car, Big Computer Job

Dell Inspiron 3780 Basic Disassembly (SSD, RAM, Battery)

COMMENT SMACK BACK: "Celerons Are JUNK"

Windows 11 Four Years After It Wasn't Stopped

I Think Older PC Cases Are Better ($$$ Phanteks Case vs. Old Cheap ATX Cases)

Fixing Tight Laptop Hinges

2-Minute Fix That Saved My Project: Stuck Tabletop Tripod Head

Defrag, Free Space, and Extent-Based Filesystems Visually Explained (NTFS, XFS, ext4)

I Want Small Cars And Trucks Back

Comica VM30: A Comprehensive Wireless Microphone Review

This Laptop Is Destroying My Computer Repair Business

This Is Why You Should Defragment SSDs (Rarely!)

Software Bloat Is Getting INSANE (Half a Gig of USELESS TRASH)

Crackling Guitar Audio Cable

Don't Be Afraid to Walk Away

Asus X540SA Disassembly and Hard Drive Replacement - Now THIS Is What I Call Cheap

Half The Price, Double The Speed?! (AC1200 vs AC1900 vs AX1500 vs AX4400)

Keeping A New Operating System Pure

Customer's Wife Was Tracking Him With An Apple AirTag In The Truck's Spare Tire

Recovering My Commodore 64 Childhood - 1571 and ZoomFloppy

All The Microphones I've Used (And How I Use Them)

Dell Precision 15-5110 DC Jack Replacement and Basic Disassembly

Subnautica "Slow Run" (No Commentary Longplay) Part 2 of 2

Subnautica "Slow Run" (No Commentary Longplay) Part 1 of 2

EASIER High Dynamic Range (HDR) Imaging With GIMP (Tutorial)

Sony Cameras Are Garbage Compared To Panasonic

This Acer Veriton Desktop Is Pretty Sweet

Asus UX305F Disassembly, But I Bought The Wrong Parts

Comfy glibc x32 ABI Compilation on the Swanky (ex-)Chromebook

CRUX Linux On Toshiba Chromebook 2 "Swanky" - Got Sound And Touchpad Working Too

Wiping Hard Drives

Old or Heavily Used Computers? Don't Forget To Replace Thermal Paste!

A Complex Hard Drive Clone Gives Me Complex Sad Face Problems

Job Seeking Advice From An Unqualified Anti-HR Autistic Entrepreneur

Shocking...I Actually LIKE The Dell OptiPlex 390 SFF Desktop

This Dell Precision 3650 Has Serious Issues

Goodbye to the Gazing Cat Productions studio (2022)

Cloning Old PC To New PC With An Ethernet Crossover Cable

Stop Telling Me To Run Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC

Mass Manufactured Off-the-Shelf PCs SUCK (iBuyPower, CyberPowerPC)

BIOS Update To Avoid Intel Black Screen Bug Goes Horribly Wrong

Google Chrome Must Be Stopped

That Time My 486 PC Beat Me Up

toby cannot find teh cahr

Linux Sucks Because Of Nerds' "Just Do ALL THIS And Everything's Fine" Attitude

Another Linux Rant: Aspect Ratio in The Default Media Player

Yet Another Reason I Hate Macs: They Abort Transfers Like Windows XP

When Should You Update Drivers?

Beating Windows INF Files Into Work Scripts

Should Copyright Be Eliminated?

Ban Directional LED Headlights

A Threadripper Is A Waste

Mozilla Thunderbird Sucks, I Love It But It Still Sucks

The Pain of Time On Computers

Purpose-Built Devices Are Better Than Phones

How Apple Maps Screwed My Small Business - Sittin' Rambles

My Hatred For Modern User Interfaces Is Infinite

Threat Models: Why Software Updates Are Major Security Threats

The Crappy Cyberpunk Dystopia Is Already Here

Name this video in the comments

My "New Server" From 2020

My Thoughts On The UNIX Philosophy

Linux Technical Debt: A Visual Explanation (Directory Entries/struct dirent)

Weird Chinese Mini PC with a Zhaoxin (VIA Evolved) CPU

The Death Star of Desktops Attacked My Repair Shop

HP EliteBook Folio 9480M Reassembly

Clarifying Things From That 'Linux Is Dead' Rant

Asus Vivobook 16 M1605XA Disassembly and Review

Discussing Adobe's Illegal Terms of Service Change

AI is Making It Illegal to use Adobe and Microsoft Software

The Power Switch Was The Problem The Whole Time

The Wireless Card Was The Problem The Whole Time

Hey babe, whatcha doin?

Why I Don't Trust Password Managers

Stop Changing Words For Fake Reasons (muh allowlist/denylist)

Snapping Turtle in the Road

Why I'm a Bad Person And I'm Fine With That

Touchscreens: THE WORST User Interface

HOWTO: Pro Driving Camera Setup/Workflow

Windows 11 Must Be Stopped: 60-Second Edition - Flip One Switch and We All Lose

Scammer Locked This Guy's Computer Using "Lock Up My PC" But I'm The Master Key

Your CPU Isn't Overheating, Stop Listening To Forum Idiots

Performance Boosting my Fractal Node 804 RAID Server Upgrade to LSI SAS 9211-8i

Lenovo R61 CPU Fan Replacement With Wrong Fan Part

Save Your Personal Nostalgia

As An Identity, I Have An Opinion

How To Stop The National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC)

Laptop Shuts Itself Down From Overheating SSD

My Thoughts on So-Called "Artificial Intelligence"

Better Photos Using Image Stacking With GIMP (Updated Tutorial) - Reduce Image Noise

Intel Iris Xe + Premiere Pro 2024: Can Xe Work For Modern Video Editing?

VPNs Are 95% Useless: A Follow-Up

BTS: My Car Camera Setup and Talking Safety

VPNs Are 100% Useless (With One Exception)

A Xennial Nerd's Personal History in Computers

My Unprofessional Cooling Fix

Smug Optane Master Race Comment

Intel Optane Ate My Homework

How I Ended Up Editing "a Stephen King Movie"

The Horror of Operating System Feature Creep

Reasons I Hate Linux Even Though I Love Linux

RESPONSE to EV Battery Faith Based Commenters

Point-and-Shoot Cameras are DEAD?! The End of New Pocketable Cameras

An $8 Clamp Light BEATS a $2,500 Camera?! Filmmaking on the Cheap!

Sony 4K Camcorders' Manual Controls Suck

ARRESTED FOR WALKING ALONE: Cops Threaten Families of Independent Kids

Lotus Eaters "On Victimless Crimes" SMACK BACK

EV Fanatics ALWAYS LIE About This One Thing

Steam Deserves Piracy and Boycotts for Banning Domina (Piracy as a Protest)

The Lie Of: Software Requirements

Bad Assumptions

Corporate-Speak

I Hate Repairing Touchscreens

I HATE A.I. ASSISTANTS - Microsoft Copilot, Samsung Galaxy AI, Siri, Google, Leo

Updates That DELETE ALL YOUR DATA

Microsoft Can Killswitch Your PC

Automatic Updates Are Bad And Stupid

Scammers Faking Windows Defender on a MacBook with really bad CSS, part 2, Command-Q

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN LOCKED UP TO STOP ILLEGAL ACTIVITY BY WINDOWS DEFENDER ON MAC

Epson EcoTank ET-2803 DESTROYED Itself - Stupid Engineering Failure

A Place In This World

The First Windows 11 PC I Serviced Was HORRIBLE

2000-2007 Ford Focus Rear Brake Drum/Wheel Bearing Assembly Replacement (Stuck HARD)

Morons Arguing Over 7GB With Me

THE DEATH of Outbyte Driver Updater (STOP USING DRIVER UPDATERS, DMCA Edition)

STOP USING DRIVER UPDATERS: I'm Declaring WAR on Outbyte Driver Updater (DMCA)

Panasonic DVX100AP Pro Camcorder Unboxing (Live Stream Clips)

I Found a Major Low-Tech Security Flaw in UPS By Accident

STORAGE: A Computer Repair Office Tour

SHATTERED IN HALF! 20+ Years of PC Repair and This is a First!

The Predatory Lie of YouTube Success [WITH PROOF]

Web Environment Integrity Must Be Stopped: Enslavement By "Remote Attestation"

The Best Programmer On Earth...Until I Wrote A Shared Library

THE ONLY WAY TO TRULY STICK IT TO REDDIT! Account Contributions Nuked Time Lapse

Why SIGMA GRINDSET Repair PCs When You Can Be CHEAP MEGA CHAD Lazy Instead?

Windows 2000 Is The Best Windows...Even Compared to Windows 7

Jumping Spider Learns to Code

Unsubscribe-A-Thon EXPLAINED

Only the "good" parts from The Jody Bruchon UNSUBSCRIBE-A-THON (2023)

The Jody Bruchon UNSUBSCRIBE-A-THON (2023)

Why Older Computers Are Better

Destroying $2,000 of Other People's Computers is Scary

I Have Clarified (Follow-up Video to 'I Have Strayed')

I Have Strayed

Big Tech Commits Felonies to Cancel Troublesome Creators? "Insider" Hacks

Windows XP FASTER Than Windows 10?! - 5GB/s SSD vs. 50MB/s IDE Boot Speed Test

Pay Someone a Quarter So I Don't Have To Deal With This

ASUS is No Longer Invited to my Birthday. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH ASUS G513QY.

The Death of User Interface Consistency

Where Did Jody Go? Work, YouTube Sucks, Code, Personal Growth

Stupid Overheating Intel Turbo Boost (Lenovo Yoga C740 with Fried CPU)

STOP USING DRIVER UPDATERS!

Bad Customers Are Cancer That Will DESTROY Your Business (REAL PSYCHOS ON TAPE)

Asked for a CASH DISCOUNT...How About An A-Hole Tax (Live Stream Clips)

Windows 11 Extra Turbo S#!tty Edition Update Apparently Came (Live Stream Clips)

The DUMBEST UI Argument: 'Squircles' vs. Rounded Rectangles (Live Stream Clips)

Firefox Became As Crappy As Chrome - 'Security' I Don't Need (Live Stream Clips)

They Got Ransomware And Had No Backups By Being Cheap (Live Stream Clips)

Jody's Anti-Complex System Rant (Live Stream Clips)

Jody's EPIC 'Everything's An Effing Prototype' Rant (Live Stream Clips)

Windows 2000 and XP Changed Everything About Windows (Live Stream Clips)

My jdupes Duplicate Finder Now Runs Natively on M1 Macs

Bulk Wiping Hard Drives

FASTER DATA TRANSFERS For PC Repair Jobs - MAKE MORE MONEY!

Replacing Old Laptop CMOS Batteries with Standard Lithium Wafers (CR2032 etc.)

Windows NT 4.0 (1996) Installation - in Classic 4:3 Aspect Ratio!

Micros Workstation 5A Point-of-Sale PC Disassembly and PSU Replacement

NO ONE OWNS AI Art?! I Punch a U.S. Court Down HARD

Acer Aspire E5-576 Lid Hinge Mount Repair

2013 iMac SSD Upgrade and Chill (Live Stream Edit) (2022-09-21 @ 0000 EDT)

Shove ALL THE DRIVES into an Alienware [Dell] Aurora (Edited Live Stream)

THROTTLED BY YOUTUBE: Keep Cranking Out Videos...or NO MORE Views and Revenue!

Shoving a Zip Drive Into an EXPENSIVE Win98 Machine (SCSI + Dual P3) Stream Edit

Security Lights Will Get Your Bike Stolen

You Don't Own Software YOU PAID FOR?! CLAPPING BACK at WRONG INFO in my Comments!

Hi Cube! I'm a huge fan!

Why I HATE Cable Management: A Bird's Nest of Wires is BETTER!

The Big Reveal

SENTENTENCED TO MISTAMENNOR TRASIPASS

New Channel Bumper Animation (Proposed) 2022-07-04

RE-UPLOAD WITH CHAT: 30 Minute Live Q&A and Discussion (2022-05-26 @ 4:15 PM EDT)

Electronic Pool Security Gate Lock PICKED IN ONE MINUTE (Not the Lock Picking Lawyer)

Dell Inspiron 15 7558-7568 Disassembly

Windows 11 Must Be Stopped: THE SEQUEL

PEEKABOOOOOOOOOO (funny segment)

Samples of Non-Tech Content From My YouTube Back Catalog

Dell Inspiron 15-5570 (P75F) Disassembly

"But You HAD A CHOICE And CHOSE To Use Windows (or macOS)"