The Rules of The Internet

The List

• Rule -1: If there is a rule people will find a way to break it.
• Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.
• Rule 0.1: If you own a cat, you must send a picture of it to your friend, if you don't, you must send any picture on your device to your friend.
• Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. ^Explanation
• Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.
• Rule 3: We are Anonymous. ^Explanation
• Rule 4: We are legion. ^Explanation
• Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. ^Explanation
• Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. ^Explanation
• Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. ^Explanation
• Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. ^Explanation
• Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. ^Explanation
• Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army. ^Explanation
• Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. ^Explanation
• Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. ^Explanation
• Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. ^Explanation
• Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. ^Explanation
• Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. ^Explanation
• Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. ^Explanation
• Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. ^Explanation
• Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated. ^Explanation
• Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. ^Explanation
• Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.
• Rules 21–24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost. ^Explanation
• Rule 25: no matter what it is, it's hated
• Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. ^Explanation
• Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. ^Explanation
• Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours. ^Explanation
• Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture. ^Explanation
• Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. ^Explanation
• Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
• Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
• Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.
• Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).^Explanation
• Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky. ^Explanation
• Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. ^Explanation
• Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER ^Explanation
• Rule 41: Everything is someone's fetish.
• Rule 42: Nothing Is Sacred. ^Explanation
• Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
• Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid.
• Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. ^Explanation
• Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. ^Explanation
• Rule 47: The pool is always closed. ^Explanation
• Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla. ^note
• Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
• Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
• Rule 51: The Baby Mammott Was Always Happy
• Rule 52: He Made a ARG ARC
• Rule 53 : On the Internet, someone will correct you even when you haven't written anything wrong.
• Rule 54: If it exists, it can run Doom on it
• Rule 55: if you can run Doom on it, you can say it exists
• Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.
• Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
• Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.
• Rule 64: If it exists, it has “LOOOOORRRREE!” ^Explanation
• Rule 65: If tut doesn’t, it will.
• Rule 66: The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets.
• Rule 67: If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines, especially if the main lore is copyrighted by a big power hungry corporation.
• Rule 68: Everything has a fandom, everything.
• Rule 69: the brainrot kid is a problem (there is always a way to make it stupid as the number of this rule)
• Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. ^Explanation
• Rule 71: On the first of the month, there WILL be dancing cows on tiktok (no exceptions)
• Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it.
• Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid
• Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it. No exceptions
• Rule 79: If there is a screen, Ao3 will be seen
• Rule 83: Anything with the numbers 83 refers to the bite of 83
• Rule 86: If it exists, it can play Bad Apple
• Rule 87: If it exists, there is a fnaf fan game about it
• Rule 88: Everything will eventually be taken by the normies.
• Rule 89: If you have less than 1000 messages you read them, if there is more of them, you ask for summary
• Rule 90 : On the Internet, any opinion expressed loudly enough will eventually find an audience that believes in it, even if it is false.
• Rule 91: On the Internet, people rarely read to the end, but react as if they have it all figured out.
• Rule 92: What you post today can follow you for years, even if you've forgotten about it.
• Rule 93 : On the Internet, what shocks is always more visible than what is true.
• Rule 94 : The more a community grows, the more difficult it becomes to maintain respect.
• Rule 95 :The simpler a tutorial is, the more complicated the feedback will be.
• Rule 96 : If you ask for help on the Internet, you will first be answered by telling you that you asked the question in the wrong place.
• Rule 97 : The person who says "I'm not going to debate" will still write three paragraphs.
• Rule 98 : As soon as you write "don't judge me", you're going to be judged. Instantaneously.
• Rule 99 : An online discussion never ends: someone will always respond three months later. (I'm the proof).
• Rule 100: Any rule past 100 must be older than 3 months for it to be on this list, otherwise it will be removed and you will be labeled as a brainrotten child.