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>all soyjaks are banned and the farty becomes a giga and anime site like intended
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>no hecking racism outside of /b/ even doe /pol/ exists
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another gigger has fallen to the filter award
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>making false reports just to call janny a faggot
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Ernest Khalimov has made a new instagram story
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Snoot game gooder than FPE and zellig
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We need a board like /raid/ but instead of doxxing and sending 'za we give them hugs and kisses also gifts or something this is my soyjak variant btw
>
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Can someone please ai gems itt I need that one where balloon boy is saying I’m trans btw trashing soyjak.party servers and other shit also please
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what would make the soysphere great again?
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Jartycuck railway
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>DUDE JAPAN IS SO MUCH SUPERIOR
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OPERATION VRCUCK - part deaux

The 3D troonjak model is coming nicely along. But I could probably use some help on the final touches here.

> WHAT IS THIS?

Since trannies have invaded and destroyed every other space online, I've decided to ruin one of theirs: VrChat. It's been my dream for a while to create a troonjak model for this game, so that we could ruin it all for the people who pretend to have sex there as underaged anime girls.

> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I need two types of people:
1. People who are good at fixing models in Blender
2. People with high-trust VrChat accounts, who can upload this thing when it’s done.

The model works fine when you play the game from an actual computer, but it still has some problems in “full body tracking mode.” Specifically with the legs. I’ll show you guys what I mean further in the thread, as well as post links to the actual model.
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all my fears were proven correct when i saw you at first sight you need to die your evil you come from an evil nation you'd need to be destroyed its the only thing we can do to get you out
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ITT WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO STEAL THE VALVE VALVE AND PRESSURE VALVE TO RELEASE HALF LIFE 3 AND TF3
Valve hq is at 10400 NE 4th St floor 14, Bellevue, WA 98004, united states
award
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WHY IS SHARTY GIGAPHOBIC I CSNT POST GIGAS THEY ARE GETTING DELETED
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soyjak
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i made this
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why are frogniggers so gay and retarded?
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I need that one gif of pepe turning his head.
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why would anybaldi use 4cuck if the owner of the site is a known dataminer?
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WE SHARTYGQDS:
>Hate Christianity
>Love trans affirming media such as My Little Pony, Fundamental Paper Education, Ongezellig, Terrible Mouse, furries, Undertale, Deltarune, among others.
>Goon to BLACKED 24/7/365 NON-STOP!
>Hate White people
>Love love LOVE BBC!
>Support Israel
>Support the LGBTQ+
>Worship the jannies and suck their cock
>Watch porn ALL DAY! EVERY DAY!
>Are trans btw, if that matters.
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>soicuck.shitty

>Souvlless

>Dying site
>No good new memes, produces nothing but AI slop
>Xitter's backyard
>Site owner openly admits to his plans to shut the site down
>No reason for any sensible person to use the site aside from farming lolz

>/lgbt/


>Sovl

>Vibrant, growing community, more active than ever
>Actively creates many gemmy memes like boymoder and glegle
>Authentic and unique board culture that no other place could replicate even if they tried to
>Here to stay, will probably dominate internet culture for a very long time, long after you're gone

It is clear who the winners of the culture war are. Just get on your knees and accept your defeat.
/qa/ lost, sharty lost, (You) lost.
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why have jannies stopped banning people for bestiality? Ponypedos are reaching levels of boldness that would have never been possible on the old sharty, they are literally boldly talking about wanting to have sex with HORSES now, i.e. literal bestiality/zoophilia.
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“Hey” *smooth and charismatic*
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babyjak loves BBC

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Rare giga
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ITT: we list things that would be considered a gem in Türkiye
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First to roll alicia is Doll.
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NSFW filters are gigaphobic
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ITT we geg at frogfails
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>Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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>when the pozzbull's condom rips
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Im pooping rn I’m probably done like 3/4 of the way but I still feel It.
Political implications?
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~-~Hi xisters!~-~
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i'm the guy who made a soyjak with my own blood yesterday ama
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#bringboomback
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WE ATHEISTS ARE VALID TRANSQVEENS LOL
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WE ATHEISTCHADS ARE VALID QUEER TRANSGIRLS FROM LESOTHO LOL
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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WE JARDEEHVMANS:
>Love Christianity
>Hate cis debasing media such as My Little Pony, Fundamental Paper Education, Ongezellig, Terrible Mouse, furries, Undertale, Deltarune, among others.
>Goon to BLEACHED on a rare occasion!
>Love Black people
>Hate Hate HATE TWP!
>Oppose Israel
>Oppose the LGBTQ+
>Hate jannies and don't engage in sexual activities with them
>Watch porn SOMETIMES! VERY RARELY!
>Are cis btw, this matters btw.
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do jews controll the mexican drug cartels?
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im hungry should I go and buy mountaindew supernova wich is an orgasm tasting drink from hyperborea that only us finns can enjoy because fuck you all and chiggen eggs so I can make dellicious chicken egg sandwiches now or later
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WE ATHEISTS ARE TRANS LOL
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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i'm feeling very leaky today guys…
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I just won two soyduels.
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>where is your girlfriend?
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>Hate Christianity
>Love trans affirming media such as My Little Pony, Fundamental Paper Education, Ongezellig, Terrible Mouse, furries, Undertale, Deltarune, among others.
>Goon to BLACKED 24/7/365 NON-STOP!
>Hate White people
>Love love LOVE BBC!
>Support Israel
>Support the LGBTQ+
>Worship the jannies and suck their cock
>Watch porn ALL DAY! EVERY DAY!
>Are trans btw, if that matters.
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This website fucking sucks
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Are there any HD version of this picture? I wanna use him for a 'toss but all pictures of him I could find is in very low quality
>arrow because I'm not black but I wish I was buff like him and oreos
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>where is your daughter?
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this board sucks
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https://www.gocoastguard.com/get-started/enlisting

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Get up to a $75,000 Bonus When you enlist
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>When you're trying to poop thinking that you have an explosive diarrhea but it's just lube
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Total ND Love

>Using your status as a white neurodivergent furry to spread TND love
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>tfw quote starts redirecting all p0sts under keywords to /q/ knowing that he doesn't read /q/
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test
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soytancacas…
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We don’t take everyone, only the strongest and most determined.

Earn the title Marine through 13 weeks of the world’s toughest recruit training at Parris Island or San Diego.

Become a warrior. Fight and win our nation’s battles. Defend freedom.

Every Marine is a rifleman first. Opportunities in infantry, aviation, cyber, special operations, and more.

No experience needed. We’ll train you. You’ll gain leadership skills, education benefits, health care, and a lifelong brotherhood.

You don’t join the Marines. You become one.

Ready to earn the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor?

Answer the call.

https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

Semper Fi.
Once a Marine, always a Marine.
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Guys in the Army make me soooo wet…
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you obviously dont belong here. look at where you're at. look at the people surrounding you. i'd kill you if i saw you and i was loaded with a gun
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First person to roll Cobson decides what i goon to.

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>OHONONON, IS THAT AN UNSERIOUS JOKE CALLING PEOPLE TO RAID? YEP, YOU'RE DONE FOR SOICUCK!!!
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>manually calculating CRC32 checksum in mind
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On my way to page 10, I heard there's free estradiol there
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Clinicjak
Is he good?
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>Ready to get BLACKED…?
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every sharty drama since the soypocalypse be like

>1 or more faggots starts spamming troonslop
>people try derailing their threads with sages
>they start smugly increasing the spam after the daddy chud yelling at them stimulated their boiclit, claiming "bait"
>admin mi6's tranny janny cabal and 'oodists join in on the side of the troonslop poster(s)
>they start rewarding them with stickied threads, banners, dailyjaks, censoring criticism of it on the wiki and allocating it to a "detractor perspective" article etc.
>eventually some hostile group is caught posting the troonslop and the thread exposing it gets 1000 reppeys and 10000 htsms
>jannies ban it from /soy/ (or just delete some threads)
>the soyim cheer
>"the great troonslop soyvil soysurgency" article made on the 'ki
>jannies wait a few days to reverse the ban
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The most cruel blackpill?
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>being a retarded gigger that gigaquotes every heinous and diabolical statement
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>How to make a soyjak tutorial (2017) is a lost media now
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>>bumping a stickied thread
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i have a wall of wet scabs, anybody else have one or something similar?
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He won
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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I dropped my smartphone at McDonald's.
And now I've retrieved it and am posting here.
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https://www.adl.org/resources/article/antioch-tenn-shooter-inspired-broad-extremist-beliefs-and-previous-mass-killers
ADL TRANNIES ARE KNOWN TO STALK THIS SITE(CTRL+F "SOYJAK" IN ABOVE)
THEY ARE HERE IN >>15841811(OP) TRYING TO GET YOU TO COMMIT CRIMES
JUST LIKE THEY DID ANTIOCH
JUST LIKE THEY DID BUFFALO
JUST LIKE THEY DID CHRISTCHURCH
SO THEY CAN SHUT THIS SITE DOWN LIKE THEY DID 8CHAN
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>the ick is a real feeling honey, you dodged a real bullet
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Total death
Kill everybody
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I have a joke:

What is worse than one nusoi? im trans btw
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If Mario and Luigi are Gigachads very best friends would Sonic and Tails be nophonos very best friends
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GIVEAWAY!!!

QUOTE FLESHLIGHT GIVEAWAY!!!
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what ever happened with 'aping this faggot
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>Renaming and converting all your images to Soybooru_Clipboardimage(Number).jfif
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do you guys like shoegaze
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>=+NOT+= child porn
>#GILF
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on this day, this gem was first posted to the shitty
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Nate i…
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Which way Western man? o algo
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>everyday
>wake up to nazi German march
>put on a german helmet
>go search for a german to suck him off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DiguPP0N9o&t=1512s
50:40
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no arrow because i look and act like this
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>I’m gonna fuck your milk
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>drinking soylent is aryan
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Nate i…
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shoving niggers into the poop machine to make infinite poop
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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP this is mi culture o algo
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jannies you obsessed coons let me post 'y gems
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why modern youtube like this?
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I'm from Saudi Arabia, I studied at Cairo University, and as a Bosnian volunteer, I shot four Serbs, which I of course fed to the pigs.
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I'm a foid ama
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Nate i…
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just so you know im stealing all your shit and posting it on twitter
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>soyjak.st/sa/
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>look at this cute little puffer fish!
<waow! so wholesome!
>
<OYYYYYYYYYY
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>I'm Mr. Gem and I have a daily reminder for you!
>Are you tired of bait? Remember to hide the thread using Shift+Click
>Trust me, that bait is not worth have FOMO over. You should be HAPPY you're missing out because it just wastes your time.
>Have a good day and see you next time!
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me when a fr*nch say he is a best nation on eartt(i commited manslaughter in yugoslavia 30 years ago)
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TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE LITERAL NAZIS

Every conservative is an irredeemable Nazi, consumed by the hate speech of the Trump Reich. They are rabidly racist, misogynistic, and transphobic, ignoring oppression and bigotry at every opportunity. Their FASCIST bloodlust drives them to impose tyrannical control, craving a world where equality and diversity are crushed under their black boots. They’d gleefully ship asylum seekers to gulags like Alligator Alcatraz. This isn’t up for debate—it’s the cold, hard truth. All your family members who voted for trump, all your friends, even your own children. They’re literal nazis.

PS.
Trans Rights

Nobody is an immigrant on stolen land

Free Palestine from the river to the sea

Defund the police

Make all menstrual products free
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https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxjkuHkty9WcJaeXq1FEuGPiU2Z7S0C3bm
NU POST FROM THE IDF

>Today, we remember the 6 million Jews murdered in the Holocaust, a reminder of why we operate. #neveragain


YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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Quote's bussy replica fleshlight that the jannitors all take turns using isn't real, take your meds
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do you pray for your enemies?
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 9

There was a Pharisee named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews.
He came to Jesus at night and said to him,
"Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher who has come from God,
for no one can do these signs that you are doing
unless God is with him."
Jesus answered and said to him,
"Amen, amen, I say to you,
unless one is born from above, he cannot see the Kingdom of God."
Nicodemus said to him,
"How can a man once grown old be born again?
Surely he cannot reenter his mother's womb and be born again, can he?"
Jesus answered,
"Amen, amen, I say to you,
unless one is born of water and Spirit
he cannot enter the Kingdom of God.
What is born of flesh is flesh
and what is born of spirit is spirit.
Do not be amazed that I told you,
'You must be born from above.'
The wind blows where it wills,
and you can hear the sound it makes,
but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes;
so it is with everyone who is born of the Spirit."
John 3:1-8

Pope St. Martin I, ora pro nobis.
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>what music do you think nate higgers would listen to?
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>Tfw no calmgemmies
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why am I range banned on 4troon on all the IPs, I never posted NSFW let alone 'p
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I found a soyjak on r/4chan!
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someone should get an AI to make the background song in media pending anporvoole into a full thing
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Test
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>don't tell mario about this
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MEEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
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https://soyjak.st/r9k/thread/84843.html
R9KSISSIES WHAT IS THIS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>posting the entirety of hardcore henry (2016) on the 'log again
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You don't hate Quote enough.
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how does the log get worse every fucking day, it’s disgusting today
Stop larping as glowniggers, you’re 25 with no job
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i have not laughed at anything not raid related that came from this website in about 4 months
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'OXXING GOONER TEACHERS

Dis has gemmy raid potential

ITT: WE 'OX GOONER TEACHERS colorjak

r/teachersgonewild is subreddit where REAL TEACHERS post nsfw of xhemselves. Sometimes IN THE CLASSROOMS. Many of the post are pedophelic. neutralplier

Many of the posts show distinct areas of their classrooms so it will be easy to identify them. Then we can write email their schools and get xhem fired, also we will get gemmy emails back from the schools. smug

Raid thread: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/271802.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/teachersgonewild/
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>Now before we get to that, this video was sponsored by…
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o-O-a-A-A
You newfags won’t dox troonlolifags; if you don’t this, you’ll be cucks on this site forever. I’m an obsessed soymonkey, and my whole life revolves around doxing everyone the soyjaks party deems wrong.
o-o-O-O-Aaaah-Aah-AAAaah
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>These people browse this website to have fun, laugh, make memes, raid, shitpost, etc. right? We should spam advertisements about joining the army.
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My pp hurts
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>Falseflagging a group so hard that it becomes a historic soyjak party ban

(Arrow because I do not do this or look like this)
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Join the IDSF and save Israel!

Interested in ensuring that our voice and yours are heard in the media and among the decision makers?

Join us!

If guaranteeing the existence of the State of Israel that is rooted in Zionist values and vision for generations to come is important to you, then your place is in our movement.

As membership in our movement increases, our voice and ability to influence decision makers and media (in Israel and abroad) will grow. By joining the IDSF, you will be partnering with us to safeguard the State of Israel.

Members of the movement are given the opportunity to participate in a variety of exclusive activities, including lectures by senior members of the security forces, site visits/briefings and consistent, real-time updates about the movement’s activities.

Membership in the IDSF is open to all those who embrace our principles with no prejudice to age, religion, gender or rank.
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nubigots what is this KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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I kill niggers with my fingers ask me questions
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I'm going hunting, but what should I hunt?
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>using the owners of a site filled with 14 year olds to try to recruit people in the army
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Ape the jannies?
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i don't understand the concept of projecting

i don't understand how accusing someone shows you that these accusations are about you, like i don't get it
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i think they're here, if they catch me, don't forget me, resurrect me
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Would you consider yourself a normie?
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>being a femboy on der ‘cord
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[A] wild Cobson seen is [his] natural enviroment
[On] [the] 'log
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>six seven dnb
>six six seven dnb
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does anyone know any bulletproof archival sites? someone who i won't name that composes for the Commodore 64, is over 40+ years old, he has been using the YouTube copyright system for 8+ years and taking down everything that mentions his name or his songs and there is no contact of him. he just does this shit for fun
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'jak xhem
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>Will the 'circle, be unbroken
>Bye-bye, trolls, bye-bye
>There's a better 'reddit awaiting
>On the 'net, mawds, on the 'net
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remember to stay positive
it will get you farther than you think
you are lucky, you're just not aware of it
without hope, what is there to look forward in life?
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https://youtu.be/QDtumuBZgIs
Was xhe jakked?
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Based and christpilled
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Hunky and Giga website.
Literally the only two things on this website worth posting.
Frogs are a dead meme and soyjaks are forced coal.
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>mario and luigi are my very best friends
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>when the remake with unreal engine 5 hits different
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whats the most cute and endearing ‘jak?
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>>15842316
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Why are there no new gemmy soy woah jacks since 2023? Where did all drawGQDs go? All nuvariants are just poopsons forced antimatter dust coal nigger retard brimstone tracejaks that even nonopho do'estn cear naf atobu
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>yknow i got dat dawg in me nnnnggrrghhhhhh~ and he's digging in derr too!
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A serious thread

Okay so I have to study today a lot but I would like to watch a movie, I’m going on a bike ride to grocery shop soon and I would watch some non pozzed good ol kino
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>ITS ACTUALLY A GIGA BEHAVIOUR
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when dnb died did he go to heaven or hell
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>Screaming for mods after you hear the word discount in public
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What's with americans and obsessing with these cookies? They taste like dry garbage even from a goyslop perspective
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nanananiggeeerr popopooppyyy
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>10 years of no r/Donald
I miss these times bros…. Meme magic SHADILAY build the wall MAGA
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Does anyone have the Doll Go Army copypasta? I need it
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Soy culture is composed of a large number of 'jaks' with almost identical faces, and is highly autistic, attracting My Little Pony and other toddler sloppigers.
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>Funny reddit meme black woman oc from Smiling Friends came back
>There's a far-right 4chan version of her that uses the word "chud"
>doesn't even call her the N-word
>the rest of the video is just wordswordswords
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>made two threads
>they were automatically deleted
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>
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Where were you?
>
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euromutt hours are even worse now
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jak dis
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itt post nophonos
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SHE FUCKING WON
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deoes anyone have that picture of the ai-generated 3d pepe where he's crying with bloodshot eyes like hes crying from laughter? thank you
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ITT we raid stormfront
It won’t work
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Itt
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<i say because i am because it is okay???
absolute nothing burger fuck this
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im…im..im a gay white boy and I need my BBC
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geg
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I would scream if you could hear me
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>using soytan and tama to recruit jerdeecucks and shemmeecucks to the army
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Pepette sisasisasisa
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TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE LITERAL NAZIS

Every conservative is an irredeemable Nazi, consumed by the hate speech of the Trump Reich. They are rabidly racist, misogynistic, and transphobic, ignoring oppression and bigotry at every opportunity. Their FASCIST bloodlust drives them to impose tyrannical control, craving a world where equality and diversity are crushed under their black boots. They’d gleefully ship asylum seekers to gulags like Alligator Alcatraz. This isn’t up for debate—it’s the cold, hard truth. All your family members who voted for trump, all your friends, even your own children. They’re literal nazis.

PS.
Trans Rights

Nobody is an immigrant on stolen land

Free Palestine from the river to the sea

Defund the police

Make all menstrual products free
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>mr horse what are your feeling about the soyjak party moderation
<no sir I don't like it
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I unironically caused mass psychosis, schizoing out and seething in a 4cuck general on /g/, making them think their local schizo is from here, ever since I made like three fake bakes, replacing real rentry links with cob.soy rentry links and larping as their local schizo/troller. SNCA, but I still find it funny geeg. The general I'm talking about is /aicg/ if anyphono is curious.
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W
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i dont even know anymore just fuck you
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Fuck the army.
https://navy.com
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>gigaquoting your own statement
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>Well yes, I have wishlisted "too many f*cking nazis" on steam. How could you tell?
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fuck babyjak pedos

>noooooo no actual baby looks like that
yeah right
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I'm trans btw, if that matters.
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I wanna get back into drawing comics give me pointers
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i'll crush your limbs then skin you with your own broken bones fuggen jerdee
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QUESTION


‘hy are the soyjak’s fruit?
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kill everyone who doesnt like trump
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>You WILL undoubtedly get why I am always RIGHT about EVERYTHING FUCK YOU for even thinking I’m wrong though. YOU ARE NOT THE SMART FLOWER Here. YOU WVLL understand THIS. DO I MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTANDABLE AND IF SO YOU WVLLLLL UNDERSTAND WHY I AM FUCING RIGHT
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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> us coast guard posting propaganda
> Its Euromutt hours

Are xhey retard
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bzckl the oshj ue se
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>
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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When is TND, TJD, TFD, And TTD Happening?
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>yeah chud i hate niggers! let's all file off the serial numbers on our guns and go shoot up a school!
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I fucking refuse to believe there are 375 people using this board, where is everyone?
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which one of you is dis
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>jarty filter gone
>black filter gone
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When I wake up in the morning, i got a murder on my mind.
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ITT WE RAID MEMEDROID
>marge
Memedroid is a retarded Caca filled brimstone website controlled by a crypto currency company
>marge why
Moderation filters have been deactivated for some reason, go spam GEMS
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RAPE ALL THE NIGGERS I DON’T LIKE, RAPE THEM DEAD AND DISMEMBER THEIR BODY AND PUT IT DOWN A SHAFT. DROWN THEM, RAPE THEM, DISMEMBER. I WILL FUCKING RAPE THEM UNTIL THEY FUCKING DIE, AND CUT THEIR HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A MACHETE!!
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One more thread to say goodnight to 'lina. Goodnight!
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Hey gemini write me a song about Sprunki
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>the circle goes here
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Was that kuzs real selfie
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I post dis whil t skhool
>no arrow
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soy jack party i have literally had enough of your games im face doxxing right now
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I unironically caused mass psychosis, schizoing out and seething in a 4cuck general on /g/ recently, making them think their local schizo is from here, ever since I made like three fake bakes, replacing real rentry links with spoofed rentry links with Cabs IP links and larping as their local troller. SNCA, but it's still funny geeg.
The general I'm talking about is /aicg/ if anyphono is curious.
Has anyphono else here done something similar on the 'cuck or elsewhere?
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marge what is this page xho made it
https://snca.neocities.org/
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Marge why are there glowniggers advertising the u.s armed forces?
>arrow because I dont look like this
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>
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i got banned from tttt and im so lonely… it was my only place to socialize and spend my days
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>WOAH thats crazy it's like something you'd see happen in GTA franchise, muh games!!!
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Get up to a $75,000 Bonus When you enlist

https://www.gocoastguard.com/get-started/enlisting

If you have what it takes to serve in the Coast Guard, don’t let language skills stand in your way of pursuing new opportunities. The Coast Guard now has English proficiency training available for otherwise qualified applicants. If English is not your native language, you will take the English comprehension level exam when processing at MEPS. A score of 75 is required for regular boot camp. However, applicants with scores between 45–74 can enlist and complete an English proficiency course at the Defense Language Institute English Language Center in San Antonio, TX, before beginning basic training.
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CEO of Nophono records were found in epstein's files
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https://www.gocoastguard.com/get-started/enlisting

If you have what it takes to serve in the Coast Guard, don’t let language skills stand in your way of pursuing new opportunities. The Coast Guard now has English proficiency training available for otherwise qualified applicants.
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Nigger piness
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What would you do if you had a bbc
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Itt we share stories of BLCK BVLL validating our nu genders with his bibisi
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>haiii fellow niggers :)))
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>fall for the US army recruitment bait
>go to a recruiter's office
>they immediately reject me because they clock im a sperg retard
Fuck you and I hope you get raped by iranians
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>Boy
Oldsoi you… youre trans btw
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ITT WE DRAW GIGAS
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Hi guys and girls and nonbinarys and everyone else. (I’m trans btw) I came from bluesky because somebody on there told me this was an open trans community with toug funny wouhsoyjacks or whatever they call. I’m just wondering if anyone else is also transgender here?
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sup /soy/
ask me anything
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>SHE IS LITERALLY ME FR FR (ev&doe) im not a nigger
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>trans rights
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can i be a janny of only /qa/ to stop the destruction of the log
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Big fan man

Big fan man
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stop
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To all the army recruiters, I dont give a shit about da jooz, if you all give me the reassurance that I can rape and execute mudslime shitskin women without consequences then I will sign up
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Some random nophono 'tube site that needs to be chudded up
https://ashley2012tube.yooco.org

Use https://smailpro.com/temporary-email if you don't have a throwaway

Chud it up
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Reminder that autism is a moral failure and that retards should be sent to the gas chamber.
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>I've been edging all day to kill videos of cops on niggers and I can't cum until we drop the nuke on Iran. My headache is so bad I can't even post straight
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Join the army you selfish, retarded losers or spend the next 30 years living as a virgin with your parents before you decide to kill yourself for not having had done anything with your life. What sounds better, $40k or being a loser?
https://www.goarmy.com/benefits/while-you-serve/bonuses though
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Who gives the best hugs?
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can i be a janny of only /qa/ to stop the destruction of the log
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: