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>Then I saw a giant circle coiled around the world. A ring that resolved all contradictions, a ring vaster than death, more fragrant than any scent I have ever known. Here was the moment I had always been seeking.
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>The world would not be the same, few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
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Corporal Chud must finish the job
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OPERATION VRCUCK - part deaux

The 3D troonjak model is coming nicely along. But I could probably use some help on the final touches here.

> WHAT IS THIS?

Since trannies have invaded and destroyed every other space online, I've decided to ruin one of theirs: VrChat. It's been my dream for a while to create a troonjak model for this game, so that we could ruin it all for the people who pretend to have sex there as underaged anime girls.

> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I need two types of people:
1. People who are good at fixing models in Blender
2. People with high-trust VrChat accounts, who can upload this thing when it’s done.

The model works fine when you play the game from an actual computer, but it still has some problems in “full body tracking mode.” Specifically with the legs. I’ll show you guys what I mean further in the thread, as well as post links to the actual model.
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>having obsessive samefagging disorder
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Join the U.S. Air Force

Ready to do something extraordinary?

The U.S. Air Force offers exciting careers in aviation, cyber, space, intelligence, and more. Get world-class training, cutting-edge technology, competitive pay, full benefits, and up to $40,000 signing bonuses in select fields.

Serve with purpose. Protect freedom. Build a strong future.

Aim High – Fly, Fight, Win.

https://www.airforce.com/
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https://www.youtube.com/@deejus_e

'OX AND SEND ZA'S TO THIS FAST PACED XITTER 'TISM SHORTS CREATOR
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What do you hate?
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marge why is there so much glowie military spam
brickgods vvon btw
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No more distractions. no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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THE GLOWIES ARE BREAKING RULE 3
>3. You WILL NOT advertise for imageboards, discord servers, telegram channels, crypto projects, etc
JOONS 'NISH NOOOWWW
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We should raid the US army
>Why?
It's full of trannies
>How?
Enlist at https://www.goarmy.com/, imagine how much trannies will seethe if the army is full of based chuds, not only that but you can get $40K just by signing up. Well, what are you waiting for, Chud?
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Even if full enlistment isn't feasible, you can still contribute through volunteer programs:

Sar-El: A non-combat program open to international volunteers aged 17 and up (or 15 with a parent). Volunteers spend 2–3 weeks on Israeli army bases performing logistical tasks like packing medical kits, refurbishing equipment, and warehouse organization.

Garin Tzabar: Designed for "lone soldiers"—young Jews from abroad without immediate family in Israel. The program provides housing, Hebrew instruction, and support through enlistment.

Mahal: For young non-Israeli Jews (men under 24, women under 21) who wish to serve a full term in the IDF.
These programs allow meaningful participation without requiring citizenship or long-term commitment. fuggen jerdee
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northeastern scotch irish foids

thoughts on them? are they good at sports? what sports to they tend to play? ought they be more heavily represented in professional wrestling?

also is anyone here from New England and wanna finna link up fr
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The world would not be the same, few people laughed, few people cried, most people were silent. Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
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neutralnigger r/askreddit post
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its not fair! why wont they let us nuke you agaiN!!
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what an utterly soulless 'log, how could you tell?
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Clinicjak
Is he good?
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Join the IDF today!

If you, too, are joining the IDF soon, or even thinking about doing so, perhaps you’ve wondered what your first day will be like. Here’s a brief preview of what will be a memorable day.

1. Recruitment Bureau: On the morning of your draft day, you will report to the location indicated on your draft notice. That place is called a “Lishkat Giyus” (Recruitment Bureau). They’re all around the country.

2. The Bakum: From your draft location, you’ll be taken by bus with other draftees to a base known as the Bakum. There you’ll begin your transition from civilian to soldier. At the Bakum, someone will always be available to help you move from station to station if you get confused.

(Men, if your hair is too long, you’ll get it cut at the Bakum. This is the military, after all. Ladies, you’ll have to put it in a topknot or ponytail if it’s over shoulder-length.)

3. Say Cheese! Stand in line to take a photograph for your army ID card. Rumor has it whoever smiles in their photograph will become an officer… act accordingly.

4. Personal Interview: After that, you’ll move on to one-on-one interviews, questionnaires, waivers and consent forms — sign here, date there, sign here again.

5. Biometric: Then you’ll have your fingerprints scanned, teeth x-rayed, blood samples taken, immunizations injected. Nothing hurts too much, we promise!

6. Soldier Up! Then it will be time for you to dress like a soldier. Shirts, pants, boots, socks and more — throw everything in your kit bag and move to the dressing rooms. At first, you won’t know how to wear your uniform properly, how to lace your boots or how to fold your beret. Word will spread about proper techniques — all the new recruits help each other.

(Take note — army sizes are really weird. Just see whatever fits you, don’t worry about the numbers.)

7. Pause: The important thing is that you take a moment to look up at the mirror and see yourself in an IDF uniform. Congratulations — you’re now officially a soldier in the Israel Defense Forces.

8. And, Go: Don’t just stand there, though. In the army, being on time is of great importance. A bus will be waiting for you to take you to your basic training base.
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>chud teen
<chu teng
Oyyyyy
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Become a warrior. Do you want a challenge? How about life's greatest challenge? Become a real man and fight to experience victory. It is the greatest thing you can ever do. Become a legend.

Sign up now to get your $50,000 enlistment bonus, do your 4 years, get out, get a low interest home loan and free college. You're set for life.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html
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Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
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I WANT CHINA TO WIN
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I’m feeling lost in life guys
What should I do?
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>man i wish a faggot hrt ridden hostile website thats endorsed by soyjak party existed
<it’s called the soybooru
>oh thanks! time to join with my cord troon friends, remember map pride!
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don't join the army, air force is gooder. don't join that either doe
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One mission. Many paths to success.

Our Guardians get to shape the future of space operations. From coordinating communication across all military branches to defending satellites, each can make a global impact. And we're only evolving from here.
https://www.spaceforce.com/how-to-join/enlisted-guardians
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I VVIL get banned from every VPN server
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Does anyone have 'cado? I need it for something. fuggen jerdee
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
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>Lyrics
>India the best country saar
>So I go to america and drive uber
>Baby can you please right now show bobs and vagin
>In poop filled street market
>And vven you take bibisi I get cucked
>I am on blacked.com
>And I goon saar
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i forgot to pay for my soychive website
A while ago (like a month) i ran a soyjak archiver website, which i forgot to pay for and it got JSID.
I still have the archives to this day, and the website UI. So what should I do?
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>having obsessive chad memes quoting disorder
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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
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Joons look like this
>
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Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.

Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day

This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPPEYS IN 24 LETTERS QUOTE HAS TO BAN THE LETTER M FROM BEING POSTED FOR A WEEK
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Is SML gemmy?
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>I need to become super cool to save the white race
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#

#
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Nusoi… im trans btw im trans btw
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Nusois check /qa/
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>I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
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Tonight is extra autistic, I can feel it
>
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for destroying the sharty which was my favorite website you will get nuked all of you will die
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Why did the whole board go quiet?
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gem up this guys comments now

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Dgsruby/pseuds/Dgsruby
i found this dude lets gem it up
get a temp mail here
https://temp-mail.app/
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some1 do a sharty edity :)
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Am I the only black soyteen at the 'mutt hours?
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ITT WE RAID MEMEDROID
>marge
Memedroid is a retarded Caca filled brimstone website controlled by a crypto currency company
>marge why
Moderation filters have been deactivated for some reason, go spam GEMS
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nusoi… why did no one come to my birthday party…
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Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
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'jak xim
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I found a tranny's email

darren.ross2@my.ucdsb.ca

>ACK
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i would join the american military if we got to fight japan again they deserve to die i want to kill all of them
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>>13414170(OP)
do nusois really…
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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
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go away go away what your doing isnt fair! go away
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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There's this one genuine autist who keeps posting about how "you're evil invader rapist you don't belong here" who is sperging out about Japan.
What do we do about him?
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jirejfire jdire dcjnier iajzaikjzka knjzsjkncxfjkden
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You are trans btw
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https://m.youtube.com/shorts/rtRzDF3-LHA

Rape this poopner so gem goes a uppie and whatnot
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how the actual FREAK do i tell my parents i wanna be trans and that im a furry? 😭 award
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Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
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Total ND Love

>Using your status as a white neurodivergent furry to spread TND love
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How namefags expect you to react when they talk about how theyre a nonchalant classical jakker that literally dont even gaf about drama:
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NuSoi
Sadjak
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>There is a very popular opinion that choosing life is inherently superior to choosing death. This belief that life is inherently preferable to death is one of the most widespread superstitions. This bias constitutes one of the most obstinate mythologies of the human species.
>This prejudice against death, however, is a kind of xenophobia. Discrimination against death is simply assumed good and right. Absolutist faith in life is commonly a result of the unthinking conviction that existence or survival, along with an irrational fear of death, is “good”. This unreasoned conviction in the rightness of life over death is like a god or a mass delusion. Life is the “noble lie”; the common secular-religion of the West.
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>supereauging a loped threatd
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america stands for liberty and freedom, what you're doing is wrong and you're evil. you're an evil person and you need to die somebody must kill you
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if i had gun on me and i saw you then i would shoot you
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nusois…
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>media pending anporvool
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FROGKIKES…
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>Girl
Nusoi, I…
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New toss

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>spam de fuggen website with shit variants
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>using page 40 threads with SAGE to exchange videos between devices
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Asian Monkey turns into a white blond with blue eyes and his strength increases
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is this the 'brаnigger' you all talk about?
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NEW SOUNDS FOR RAIDS
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poop thread im traiso btw
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>mario and luigi are my very best frAAACKKKKKK
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=ITT we send zas to the fag houses right next to the westboro baptist church==
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Frogposters don't know tuxedo pepe's origin…
What is our response frogxistas?! im trans btw
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what a perfect time to drop this…
heard you fellas were looking for a raid?
over here, i know a place for us: https://xp.openlair.com/
GEM IT UP!
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I'm listening to fucking tranime music
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why sharty hates Indians? they didnt do anything
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Does anyone else spend most of their time on the sharty (and other imageboards) clicking the refresh button?
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Nusoi I-… I-.. I-… I-
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Brand new Chud jak just dropped
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>pushing for better labor rights in Japan so that tranime takes longer to make, BTFOing branniggers and pedotroons
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>Writes songs about snca events in his life like what he ate last week
>Stopped making good music after 2014, yet was still glazed by the melon man
>Was eventually ousted as a rapist, and has a rapist phenotype
<Mades lyrically complex songs about lonlieness, addiction, and depression, which are all earworms
<Treated songwriting like a fulltime job, wrote songs 8 hours a day, writing thousands of songs by the time he died at 30, and we only listen to a few of them
<Universally loved by everyone around him, including Steve Albini
MARK KOZELEK SISSIES LOST. JASON MOLINAGODS VVON.
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i posted all the clinicjacks btw.
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Look at those gay niggers, I think they're from outer space.
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>why do niggas?
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https://soyjakwiki.org/images/e/ee/Horrifying.jpeg
>fpe porn on the 'ki
'KICUCKS… NOT LIKE THIS
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Good job 4c5a or 4737
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>you hate spic niggers?
>that's something a branigger would do
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Yesterday night I was taking a walk and saw two niggers getting arrested near a bus stop, I went there shortly afterwards and they were cleaning something off the pavement with water hoses.
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<look at him go retarded ass nigga flying through space
>that makes me smile
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Hello Q/A old diddy blud here
Why is there so many rules on this epstein ahh site now
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Marge? How is the gif NSFW
https://soyjakwiki.org/Dancing_cat and oreos
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>Gooning to 8 second video of female AI pepe and posting your cum stained tissue (with no reverse image search results)
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no matter how hard you try to force it your an invader of the sharty your an enemy
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I hate minecraft bedrock so much it's unreal.
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>this log
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doxxing transgender people and posting unfunny soyjaks
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'APE THIS CRUSH FETISH FURFAG INDIE DEV

>Gore fetish furfag makes INDIE game for furtrannies to import their OC stomping on and crushing small creatures

ACK THE DEVELOPER AND THE FAGGOTS IMPORTING THEIR OCS INTO THE GAME AND JERKING OFF TO THIS BRIMSTONE

https://x.com/ikkimikka
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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NOOOOOOO CLAMSTAPANJE! IT'S FUCKING CLAMSTAPANJE HEEEELP! CLAMSTAPANJE IS GONNA KILL US!
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spic argues with commies about the US
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DOX THIS GUY HE GOT CAUGHT TEXTING A RHINO
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>get ya funky ASSSS along the walkway and HEAD into the shower block
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how does it feel the most powerful nation that has ever existed? probably will exist too… you're one of them, don't you feel happy?
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Netanyahoo or whatever kills my wife's bvll
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>Gooning to 8 second video of female AI pepe and posting your cum stained tissue (with no reverse image search results)
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Partial Dox Thread

Look at this guy. He’s annoying, very soyish, and is a total content farm: https://youtube.com/shorts/r2f3Fmp0Guw?si=MzlscxGRJSj4qRgW

I have an idea. Let’s dox him but halfway through we reveal to him we are doxxing him. He’ll then make a video about it and it’ll generate a bunch of seethe from him and his audience but we won’t even do it. They’ll get angry over nothing.
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Could you pass the test nusoi?

Go to >>>/a/125875 and open one of the episodes, make it fullscreen and watch it from start to finish, no skipping, no pausing and looking at other tabs, no looking at phone, just focus on the episode from start to finish without doing anything else.
Try it and write down how well you did!

>nusois can't focus on a single thing even for 20 minutes

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO this would be the biggest fail of all time…
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Any context on wtf this is?
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just rolled up a fat j this shit louddd bro i got the tunes on too
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I feel drained and hopeless and that everything in my life I put my heart to dies slowly in front of me
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NUSOIS IM…
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how do I get onto google AI studio without it locking me out
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giggers…
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COBSON WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM HWABAG DON’T FUCK WITH THE ‘COB ON THE ‘LOG
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Space station 13
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nusois… im trans btw
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soytancacas…
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>OH MAH GOD A REAL MURDER CASE IT'S JUST LIKE THE HECKIN LUIGI MARIO GAMES OR WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!11!

https://youtube.com/shorts/r2f3Fmp0Guw?si=MzlscxGRJSj4qRgW
R: 3 / I: 0
'tan on the log
R: 2 / I: 1
this is ai by the way
R: 28 / I: 9
>Cropped porn memes have been dead for over three years
R: 30 / I: 11
marge how does this retarded website manage to create atheist christian unity?
R: 1 / I: 0
nugiga
R: 1 / I: 1
this is like a evil bernie sanders
R: 0 / I: 0
‘cado on the ‘log
R: 2 / I: 2
>The internet truly never ceases to amaze me😂
R: 7 / I: 4
>LARP, CHUD FOID DIH LARP LARP NIH NIH HH 88 14 🎄 ME WHEN A ♠️ STARTS LARPING LARP DIG NIH CHUD FOID FOID MAP DIH LARP LARPY LARP CHUDDY CHUD CHUD VRIL AURA 1488 TND
R: 23 / I: 5
I saw a whole gypsy family get arrested. Ignore the music playing on my radio. I like gypsy songs.
R: 4 / I: 2
Kozelek lost. Red House Painters are mediocre. Jason Molina is the greatest songwriter of all time. It's not even close.
R: 0 / I: 0
>btfo's doctos
R: 1 / I: 0
I want someone to look at me the same way Bubble Witch Saga Stella looks at 2 or bigger clusters of same colored bubbles.
R: 16 / I: 8
i put a vibrator on my diaper near my boivaries and i started leaking through my pink chastity cage
R: 40 / I: 12
So I ended up in the hospital again. I blew a 0.434% BAC. 'Teens do not drink alcohol. I feel like shit. Tried sleeping but it feels like I'm on a roller coaster.
R: 5 / I: 3
welcome to our bastard nation. you know who gets to be the best? (you) do. how does it feel to be number 1?
R: 8 / I: 3
Making stinky brappies in my pants for the bnwo
R: 4 / I: 3
>Girl
Nusoi, I…
R: 3 / I: 1
i cant make anybody leave white culture was meant for everybody whether we like it or not
R: 6 / I: 1
i dont think you belong here you should leave
R: 157 / I: 61
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev-iECOTnO0

GEG THIS NIGGER IS STUPID AND FELL FOR A PASSWORD SNARKYSNAPPY,

POSTING ALL HIS PASSWORDS HAVE FUN
R: 27 / I: 9
hiii wanna see my jew girlcock? :3
R: 14 / I: 3

Lee Goldson

Hey, it's been a while since I've been on this site.
I've been asked to do a QA on here by quote so, ask away i guess.
R: 6 / I: 3
I accidentally clogged the dorm sink by pouring noodles down it, but I'm going to keep quiet about it so no one finds out.
R: 1 / I: 0
>I-I'm a transgirl…
>And I need my diaper!
R: 0 / I: 0
>shaving your body hair
R: 0 / I: 0
>Jannies are deleting threads about transgender soyteens
JSID
R: 7 / I: 7
Anyone here live in north carolina?
R: 2 / I: 2
>YAS, YAAAAAAS! I MUST CONSUME THE SOOOOY!
R: 5 / I: 3
Old 'toss
R: 4 / I: 1
>Girl
Nusoi, I…
R: 4 / I: 4

Übermensch

Fugggeeen jardeee o algo
R: 16 / I: 5
>Whats your excuse for not breeding fat ass black trannies with your BWC yet?

>They are literally thirsting for it
R: 1 / I: 0
Day 3 of waiting for the Shiwi to shut down its original iteration and start anew with an OP rewrite so that meaningful soysphere discourse minus 'cordy shitflinging can happen again with the thread fully under a soysphere janny's control. It looks like their threads are being scrambled like crazy, which would possibly means that cracks are beginning to show.
R: 2 / I: 2
Nusoi… i…
R: 1 / I: 0
>killing ytpipo for no reason
R: 2 / I: 5
>media pending anporvool
R: 2 / I: 0
>le japanese aimu studio created a better heccin showerinos with a smallerinos budget dood
R: 18 / I: 5
this website used to not be full of hypocrites and retards what happened
R: 6 / I: 3
>being a subhuman shitskin nigger
R: 18 / I: 7
ITT we post moonman gemmies
R: 9 / I: 5
Nu 'toss
R: 6 / I: 1
i'm going to draw a gapejak using my own blood as paint later
R: 2 / I: 0
>i put a vibrator on my diaper near my boivaries and i started leaking through my pink chastity cage
R: 3 / I: 1
interacting with gooks was the worst mistake ever nobody warned me about how evil they are
R: 1 / I: 0
>Cartoon Network Moments But They Get Increasingly More ADULT 2!
R: 10 / I: 8
How do I stop thinking about black penis?
R: 1 / I: 1
I HATE NIGGERS
R: 11 / I: 2
Why is trans pepe such a sisa? Let's all goon to xer in this thread together
R: 0 / I: 0
>I wish the drawGOD who drew Tama, Femjanny and Quote feets drew Trans Pepe feets as well im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hi nisois. ‘Iga here to say. Rape is okay
R: 0 / I: 0
>I wish the drawGOD who drew Tama, Femjanny and Quote feets drew Trans Pepe feets as well im trans btw
R: 178 / I: 38

==RAIDING STREAMERS==

RAIDING STREAMERS

First Target: https://www.twitch.tv/leon_kara
R: 13 / I: 8
are you as straight as me
R: 2 / I: 2
Um yeaa it's der fuggen jerdee or summin liek that
R: 11 / I: 4
turning 23 in a month or something
R: 2 / I: 0
this is a gemmy night i think. lots of raids and lots of gemmies tonight. what was YOUR highlight of dis night nusoi?
R: 0 / I: 0
>i am a trans pepe the frog, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 2
>me to weatherstar4000videocucks when they try to interrupt the bowserdouble7 hour on soyjak.party
R: 4 / I: 3
BAN CHRISTPILL FALSEFLAGGING NOW!!!!
R: 4 / I: 2
HELP ME I'M BEING RAPED
R: 1 / I: 0
Tbh the amount of bait on this site worked as a newGOD repellent better than any edgy media
R: 0 / I: 0
geggy geg
R: 12 / I: 2
what kind of a cunt would watch
>youtube
in 2026?
R: 0 / I: 0
ARYAN BEAST
R: 16 / I: 9
butterflies won. bees BTFO.
R: 10 / I: 1
>Sing about mundane shit
>Melons love him
>Rapes because his girlfriend died
Just look at his phenotype, he's built like a rapist
R: 5 / I: 1
>well chud japan only became degenerate after they got nuked

DOCTOESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 5 / I: 0
>Girl
Nusoi, I…
R: 10 / I: 7
fpe fandom will outlive whatever bigoted site this is
R: 8 / I: 3
>Hey nuswa, I bet that you cannot spell 'ICUP'
<Kill yourself obsessed frogsissy, anybaldi can do that
<'I'
<'SEE'
<'(YOU)'
<''P'-
<'P?
<MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Kek!
R: 2 / I: 0
>our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west
>they stole our culture, our economies, our honor
>our blood has been spilt on our soil
>my blood on their hands
>they are the invaders
>all US and breeteesh forces mast leave rasha immediately
>or saffer the consequence SIYYYEEEKAAAA
R: 4 / I: 3
I'm shipping up to boston wayheyyayaooooooo!
R: 3 / I: 1
>Fat_retard_unc_rapes_shop_vac.mp4
R: 25 / I: 0
japan and poland are proof that if you leave light skinned countries homogenous they turn gay and degenerate

look at japan, sure they laws against lgbt, whatever, but crossdressing, and homosexuality are deeply embedded in their media and culture, which in turn influences people in the west that consume it to become gay or trans

now look at poland, i was on /pol/ just now and i saw 2 polish flags no vpn, the first one commented saying he wants an asian femboy, the second one just made a post saying he likes men

this is what fucking happens to light skin homogenous countries, you do NOT want your country to be like this.
R: 1 / I: 0
What Sora accounts would be worth 'chiving soyGODS?
I know there is Zoran2 and jetjetbajlpo but who else is worth 'chiving?
R: 3 / I: 3
R: 5 / I: 1
>jews with white skin arent white because wordswordswordswordswords something about indians or something
R: 1 / I: 0
DONT PUT THE JARTYFISH IN YOUR FISHTANK
R: 11 / I: 10
good night shartoids~ :3 i love you all~ <3
R: 1 / I: 0
hey nusoi, make a thread asking where the free robux are, and I'll give you a prize
R: 9 / I: 4
at least 10% of /soy/'s pph comes from nusois screeching "SENTIENT" and posting pepe/cob laugh every time a baiter or somebody they disagree with gets a bad nameroll
R: 15 / I: 1

i stopped being vegan yesterday and ate a hamburger for the first time in 2 years

thoughts?
R: 1 / I: 1
ITT: we dox nobeidore
R: 13 / I: 1
We should raid OpenFront

https://openfront.io/

>What is this?

It's kind of like Territorial but with more realistic maps that have terrain and with an economy system, also you can nuke people geg

I'm not going to explain any more, get to work, my personal army.
R: 2 / I: 2
>OMG SNCA NIGGERSHIT MENTIONED!
R: 19 / I: 2
I'm a proud jewish transperson
>inb4 ywnbaw
I have a literal clitty now nusoi
No, I won't show you, it's not for the goyim :3
R: 2 / I: 1
People who use the Sharty and post on tranny shit like Reddit or other tranny-infested places are not a phenomenon native to the Quote-era
Stop demoralizing, it's not new, it might be a little bit more common today, but we ignore them as long as they don't attentionwhore here.
R: 32 / I: 14
I just found a 14 year old sharty user on reddit.
Or xe larps as a 14 year old which is even worse.
R: 0 / I: 0
hi nihhers
R: 11 / I: 6
'jak xim
R: 1 / I: 1
>hello, Moe? your sister's being raped
R: 8 / I: 1
the nusois who post pro-trans bait on the log will eventually get irony poisoning and become trans
R: 0 / I: 0
your terrifying and bizzare you need to leave this place you need to go now
R: 4 / I: 1

Eyebrowjak

His name is Harry Dresden. and oreos
R: 1 / I: 0
>Committing rape because your girlfriend died of cancer
>Sings about fucking crab cakes like it's profound
Jason Molina mogs
R: 4 / I: 0
/pol/ is unbelievably brim geg. Wouldn’t be surprised that’s how we attract all the xittercuck politicalfags
>
R: 0 / I: 0
>never gonna skib never gonna skib (skib you up
>never gonna skib never gonna skib (skib you up)
>we go together like cougars in thongs
>yo ass been shaking so i just had to squeeze it
>i know you cry over what's going on
>with invisible narrative stealing skibidi
>and iiiiiiiii just wanna tell you that im creamin
>i wanna get up in dat AYYYISSSSSSSSS
>NEVER GONNA SKIB YOU UP
>NEVER GONNA SKIB YOU DOWN
>IM BLACK AND BROWN
>AND I WANNA GROOM YOU
>NEVER WANTED TO MAKE YOU CRY
>JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A CREAMPIE
>AAAAAGHHH SHIEEEEEEEET ITS IN MY EYE
>IT HURTS FOO'
R: 11 / I: 7
Why do you chuds act like it's a bad thing when someone gets the 'licia's nameroll? There's nothing wrong with being trans. We should introduce ourselves with: "Hello! I'm trans!" before every post. It's no laughable matter, it's just a normal thing.
R: 84 / I: 58

Soyjak Translator

This translator can translate your words into any kind of soyspeak you ask it to.

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=media-literate%2C+pop+culture-obsessed+leftist+soyjak

Click the language bar and type in any description of a soyjak/tranny/hunky/giga/etc. you want to translate your words into.

Post gems and suggestions for new "languages" to translate stuff into.
R: 42 / I: 8
I do actually like trans people doing whatever; I am fine with it
>HOLY SHIT NUSOIS ARE SO HECKING TVRKPILLEDDD
slow down nigger I was also going to mention that I dont agree with trannies forcing their ideals to everyphono xhey see
R: 6 / I: 1
what is fpe, im slow and trans btw its sentient
R: 0 / I: 0
We are being raided by my autism
R: 2 / I: 1
>getting banned and soydueling a janny in the ban appeal field
R: 4 / I: 1
Bvild for BSC (Big Soyteen Cock)
R: 0 / I: 0
what is up my dood other gooks are terrified of me and flee in my presence what is going on my man (i dont take no for an answer) u will like me no matter what
R: 2 / I: 1
>OP here, I pee'd in my diapie for the first time today.. feels gross.. but ngl.. it smells nice.. why does it smell so nice? like the smell is genuinely pleasant. it does feel gross tho.
R: 1 / I: 1
>Boy
Nusoi I…
R: 44 / I: 13
I have a joke:

What is worse than one nusoi? im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 0
>I love soyjaks but I don't support (things I like)
R: 3 / I: 1
>killing yourself
R: 5 / I: 4
What if soytan had a bbc
R: 2 / I: 1
i was raped by miss circle ama
R: 11 / I: 3
soicacas… you really look like this
R: 0 / I: 0
IAG
R: 500 / I: 90

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 551 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 487 / I: 197

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 184 / I: 88
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 541 / I: 110

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 407 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 419 / I: 73

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 124 / I: 23

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 549 / I: 254

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 147 / I: 44

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 83 / I: 15

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: