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marge how do it embed soybooru files
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Can someone send the fpe music video where it cuts to froglaugh
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Should /qa/ allow feet posting
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==RAIDING STREAMERS==

RAIDING STREAMERS

First Target: https://www.twitch.tv/leon_kara
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how do you become janny on the sharty, asking for a friend
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Am I the only black soyteen at the 'mutt hours?
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I do actually like trans people doing whatever; I am fine with it
>HOLY SHIT NUSOIS ARE SO HECKING TVRKPILLEDDD
slow down nigger I was also going to mention that I dont agree with trannies forcing their ideals to everyphono xhey see
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We should raid OpenFront

https://openfront.io/

>What is this?

It's kind of like Territorial but with more realistic maps that have terrain and with an economy system, also you can nuke people geg

I'm not going to explain any more, get to work, my personal army.
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kill all soyajaki
>fact btw
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niggas that will be saved in tnd

1. ye
2. donald trump
3. mental outlaw
4. the big minion guy
5. jidion
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KILL ALL FAGGOTS NOW

Gem up this coally and faggoty thread
>https://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/65049708
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why is there so much faggotry on the soysphere nowadays
>/pole/ is mostly just "i caged my clitty for the BNWO" bait and actual furfags on vpns
>/kway/ is still filled with autistic trannies even post 1/28
>/soy/ is surprisingly tame but there's still fagbait lifted from /pole/
>da key is filled with multiple furries as high ranking members and cobblestone apparently LARPed as a guy up until recently
>da roo has an unironic faggot janny and you can see that it's filled with faggy posts when logged in
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OPERATION VRCUCK - part deaux

The 3D troonjak model is coming nicely along. But I could probably use some help on the final touches here.

> WHAT IS THIS?

Since trannies have invaded and destroyed every other space online, I've decided to ruin one of theirs: VrChat. It's been my dream for a while to create a troonjak model for this game, so that we could ruin it all for the people who pretend to have sex there as underaged anime girls.

> WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

I need two types of people:
1. People who are good at fixing models in Blender
2. People with high-trust VrChat accounts, who can upload this thing when it’s done.

The model works fine when you play the game from an actual computer, but it still has some problems in “full body tracking mode.” Specifically with the legs. I’ll show you guys what I mean further in the thread, as well as post links to the actual model.
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Hey nusois what does the file extension on my picrel stand for?
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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/rtl/ Rate the Log


IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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>Self-Inserting as 'cado
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Why the fuck would anyone want to have a child?

only tiny white pecker cuckold retard pedophiles want to have children
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I have a proposal:
Instead of saying what the fuck, we say what the nigger
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QUEER TRANS LEFTISM WON
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ITT we post moonman gemmies
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nusois… im trans btw
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>
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>I love soyjaks but I don't support (things I like)
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I have a joke:

What is worse than one nusoi? im trans btw
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Total ND Love

>Using your status as a white neurodivergent furry to spread TND love
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I don't care what people say, sonic is my best friend and will always be. Whenever I'm sad I replay my sonic levels and imagine being there with my friend Sonic, running through Green Hill or City Escape. When I need an advice I ask Tails, he is the most intelligent creature I know. And Knuckles is wise and can guide me to deal with people thanks to his ancient echidna wisdom. Shadow is cool af. Call me an autist I don't care the sonics are my best and only friend
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ITT we discuss raid ideas to save the Sharty
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hey nusoi, make a thread asking where the free robux are, and I'll give you a prize
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No Instagram,
No Xitter,
No TikTok,
No Bluesky,
No WhatsApp,
No Facebook,
No Telegram,
No Threads,
No Quora,
No Discord,
No Tumblr,
No Pinterest.
Am I a literal who?
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fpe fandom will outlive whatever bigoted site this is
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Jannies, does posting full pdf of Mein Kampf translated via soyspeak translator breaks any rules?
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would you let Andy Sixx slide a log down your throat
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SWEDISH GUY WHO MADE GTA 5 IS TRANSPHOBIC VIDEO IS ASKING QUESTIONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgUWZtcjuo
Ask him about soy stuff
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>Posting the mario and luigi media pending approval video not because the media is pending approval but because you like the song
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/pol/ is unbelievably brim geg. Wouldn’t be surprised that’s how we attract all the xittercuck politicalfags
>
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Too lazy to write anything coherent
It's Poetry
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Why do you chuds act like it's a bad thing when someone gets the 'licia's nameroll? There's nothing wrong with being trans. We should introduce ourselves with: "Hello! I'm trans!" before every post. It's no laughable matter, it's just a normal thing.
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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Divine Mercy Sunday

On the evening of that first day of the week,
when the doors were locked, where the disciples were,
for fear of the Jews,
Jesus came and stood in their midst
and said to them, “Peace be with you.”
When he had said this, he showed them his hands and his side.
The disciples rejoiced when they saw the Lord.
Jesus said to them again, “Peace be with you.
As the Father has sent me, so I send you.”
And when he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them,
“Receive the Holy Spirit.
Whose sins you forgive are forgiven them,
and whose sins you retain are retained.”

Thomas, called Didymus, one of the Twelve,
was not with them when Jesus came.
So the other disciples said to him, “We have seen the Lord.”
But he said to them,
“Unless I see the mark of the nails in his hands
and put my finger into the nailmarks
and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”

Now a week later his disciples were again inside
and Thomas was with them.
Jesus came, although the doors were locked,
and stood in their midst and said, “Peace be with you.”
Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here and see my hands,
and bring your hand and put it into my side,
and do not be unbelieving, but believe.”
Thomas answered and said to him, “My Lord and my God!”
Jesus said to him, “Have you come to believe because you have seen me?
Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed.”

Now, Jesus did many other signs in the presence of his disciples
that are not written in this book.
But these are written that you may come to believe
that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God,
and that through this belief you may have life in his name.
John 20:19-31
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'jak xim
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Kek, nusois don't even know frogposters are ALL real women!
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nugiga just dropped
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>soyjakt.st/soy/catalog
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HTSM Arrested
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FROGKIKES…
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pedophilia is bad
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>There is no free robux here, the video lied to you.
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'APE THIS CRUSH FETISH FURFAG INDIE DEV

>Gore fetish furfag makes INDIE game for furtrannies to import their OC stomping on and crushing small creatures

ACK THE DEVELOPER AND THE FAGGOTS IMPORTING THEIR OCS INTO THE GAME AND JERKING OFF TO THIS BRIMSTONE

https://x.com/ikkimikka
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>'ru cacas, I…
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>NIGGER SHITSKIN NIGGER NIGGER GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY FUCKING NIGGER KILL ALL NIGGERS WITH A MACHETE TND NIGGGEEEER
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A DNB?!?!? YOU SICK IMMORAL BASTARD THIS IS SO DISGUSTING AND TWISTED
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the guy on vpn posted furry porn on /pol/ again
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I just watched turkey tom's giggly goon clown video.
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>Erm is my beard growing? Not heckin wholesome. Shaved!
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Name Anything Hunkier Than Thou

>cobson G
>hwabag I
>'oxxed by snarky snappy (literally everyone knows who this is now by just googling it) G
>let goon clown get away with it A
>"doxxed" many literal who e-celebs (most of them knowingly put their information out there btw)
>considers only soyjaks as sharty culture as if the website didn't originate from a 4chan board where NAS was posted daily Q
>nothing happening in the end from doxes because nobody else cared to do anything with it U
>The embodiment of the pot calling the kettle black O
>sees children and immediately thinks of 'p T
>cries about EPI when the website allowed people under 18 to view a man's gaping asshole E
>raided an elementary school website with porn and gore in sites with minors in it, reminds them of the old net where they see it every minute
>Gigaquoting anything without looking closely. I
>obsesses over dead 4 leaf clover website that doesn't have a thought about them in the slightest F
>obsesses over other social media websites
>unironically using soyspeak outside the website suprised when people start copying them and flocking towards website
>doxes people and surprised immigrants flood the website P
>preaches about how discord is le bad but conveniently has a discord accout when it's time to raid a literal who's cord E
>calls anything they don't like a pedo E
>christian despite the gay porn posting D
>larping as anything O
>Using the Booru
>"Tranny Art Style" (translates to I can't draw 4 shit)
>being stuck to only 5 variants/subvariants
>unironically paying for pizza when doxxing someone
>larping as a jew
>Making a Booru Account
>obsessing over a dead show made by a creator who hated them
>playing gem control or any other 67thremboid song for the 4 trillionth time in the jiggy games
>thinking Nick is a groyper when he's a civnat
>/Pol/ but no actual political discussion
>Gigaquoting anything without looking closely
>Being a shitskin muslim
>Being a christian ^ (same thing)
>Uploading the same soyjak but adding a flag to it
>hates women, surprised they get no pussy
>being terminally online on the bald man with glasses website
>trusting everything the wiki says
>thinks anybody takes them seriously
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i stopped being vegan yesterday and ate a hamburger for the first time in 2 years

thoughts?
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>The real problem is not whether nameroll is sentient but whether nusoi are.
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what does this stonetoss mean
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>catgirls, scaly, anal, paws, aheago, tribal, 18th century clothing, lingerie, fertility goddess worship, impro smut storytelling over phone, spice and wolf erotic roleplay, impregnation, kobolds with attitude, excessive sweat and genital fluids

>t. yes I have secks and my wife is also a furry who likes this stuff. I came to see this site for fun, I have browsed chans for 20 years on and off. You will all make it! Follow your dreams, hit the shower and gym often. Read books instead of doomscrolling or gooning.


>Thank you for reading my blogpost.


>P.S. t. I'm also responsible for causing spurdo memes, sorry about that


>t. t. p.s. nice captcha how do i start with these zoomjaks?
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Oyyyyyyyyyy

The op who created the https://www.memethemap.com raid thread got 'nished for ban evasion
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If you was a foid do you would do have the sex with (you)(the male)
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If we let go of some threads, this would be a better place. Every thread follows a cycle of birth and death, and when we let them stay too long, the cycle is disrupted. This is to maintain a natural flow of discussion on boards. Let's not fight it. Sometimes a thread doesn't need your reppey, and is perfect the way is is.
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made a soytan ikkimikka stompgame mod but too lazy for now to do expressions
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What would make 4chan great again?
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>im a trans pepe, how could you tell?
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we frog posters are all gay and proud
deal with it, nusoi
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/soy/-imps?
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INDIAN ISRAELI JEWISH FOIDSTREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/lightluno
KILL AND RAPE THIS KIKE FOID KIKE IS BAD!!!!
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/271709.html
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>>>15836341 (You)
>fuck off demoralizing infighting faggot
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the nusois who post pro-trans bait on the log will eventually get irony poisoning and become trans
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Frogcacas….. I…
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is this the 'brаnigger' you all talk about?
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>Transperson
Girl I… im nusoi btw
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Playing Enigmatica 2 Expert, ama
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Nusois, I'm thinking of a number between 15836292 and 15836294
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>Depths of Wikipedia is so heckin hip and cool and funny! Bro wikipedia editors are the best!
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FROGKIKES…
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Frogs win so much that it's a huge ordeal whenever we lose.
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>All encyclopedic content on Wikipedia must be written from a neutral point of view (NPOV), which means representing fairly, proportionately, and, as far as possible, without editorial bias, all the significant views that have been published by reliable sources on a topic.
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marge, where did my thread go? I've just made and effortpost thread and it disappeared
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>I'm sad my girlfriend died so I'm gonna sing about the food I ate last week and rape my fans
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Soyjak Translator

This translator can translate your words into any kind of soyspeak you ask it to.

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=media-literate%2C+pop+culture-obsessed+leftist+soyjak

Click the language bar and type in any description of a soyjak/tranny/hunky/giga/etc. you want to translate your words into.

Post gems and suggestions for new "languages" to translate stuff into.
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What are your fetishes?
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I have a joke :

What is worst that an amerimutt ?
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>wearing a shirt that says "I am a pedophile" in public, but also tracing a circle next to your head, slipping over banana peels, and acting generally foolish to show that you are actually mocking pedophiles as a form of performance art
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i am currently making soyjaks of OG dragon ball characters
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>calls loli pedophilic in its dictionary yet still allows loli porn on their encyclopedia
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>le good le bad, ok? dont question anything.
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which are you?
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voxiom gemmy

minecraft with guns kino
no jannies online
https://voxiom.io
no downloads
ip grabber btw
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Why Toy Story 2 is the Greatest Sequel Ever Made
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Dad just brought in a bowl of strawberries. holy shit some of these are big as my palm wtf??? what kind of chemicals did mossad put in these for it to be this big?? There were strawberries even bigger than picrel but i ate all of them because they tasted delecious
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i dont need to even say anything

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bastard bitch
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>COMMUNISM LE GOOD!
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i was browsing soy until i saw all this foot fetish crap
now im just lost
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>Didy foid
Nusoikeks, I…
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What is worse than a amerimutt ?

2 amerimutt
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ITT WE MAKE DAD JOKES

>What do we call a jak who lives in the wild?
<ANIMALJAK!
>No! it's feraljak!
(could have came up with better joke but just try your best making a dad joke okay???)
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WE LOVE YOU INDIA
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Nuke Argentina now quote
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Jartychad ideology

>hates kuz
>hates food people
>libertarian
>sootism
>actually making fun of soyboys
>technologically literate
>eats onions
>hates nas
>hates ongezelig
>hates niggers
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automatically hiding the femboy tag on the booru is homophobic
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Honestly if Kuz and Kaguya weren't pedophiles, I could see myself being friends or maybe something more with them, does anyone else relate?
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Я люблю транc-людeй i бeру гoка в мoю бiлу ар'янcьку дупу though
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>Person with a vagina

Nusois i…
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>Datamining nusoi fetishes
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>female
Nusoy, I…………..
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i hate you i hate you stupid shit ashole country. you're all retarded. never talk to me, forget you learned english. go back to your people. i hate you. i really hate you
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NEW SLANG

The Cucky = soyjak.st
The Chaddy = 4chan.org

thoughts? o algo
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Predict the NBA finals.
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PSSSST. I have a secret for everyone that's tuning into this video. Come a little closer. It's such a valued secret, it defies belief. It'll rattle you to your very core. A little closer. A little - there we go. Here it is:

*inhales*

There are other videos on my channel.

Other Homestuck videos, in fact. That have a very similar style to this one. And also cover similar topics. And even some that, while they don't cover Homestuck explicitly, might just be worth checking out anyways.

Yeah. That's a pretty good secret, ISN'T IT?

Don't mind the smell, I've just been drinking heavily this morning.

Wh - what, no! Don't run away! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn you, reality! Why do you always have to ruin everything!

*knocks over a table*

It's always like this! You're always like this! Uh -

*buckles over and vomits*

Blorrrrrrgh! Ugh, kaff, kaff -

*falls down into vomit*

Ah! Shit! Shit!

*spins around in vomit, spreading it over clothes*

I've - FUCKING had it! I am fed up with this world!

*starts glowing*

*levitates off of the ground*

*shoots into space*



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>namefag discussion on /soy/
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are you proud of what you've done? you've killed all my friends and replaced with them with retards. you deseve to pay for what you've done. i hate you. you deserve to die
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The geggiest nameroll would be Alicia saying
>I'm not trans BTW
followed by the nameroll.
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>hound dog is playing in the oval office
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>hound dog is playing downstairs
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geg this shitskin is still seething
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Christ is risen

Christ is risen a o algo
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what if you got to speak an indian chief. a real one that you could speak to still. what would you say to him?
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Day 1 of checking the log until it gets good
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PSSSST. I have a secret for everyone that's tuning into this video. Come a little closer. It's such a valued secret, it defies belief. It'll rattle you to your very core. A little closer. A little - there we go. Here it is:

*inhales*

There are other videos on my channel.

Other Homestuck videos, in fact. That have a very similar style to this one. And also cover similar topics. And even some that, while they don't cover Homestuck explicitly, might just be worth checking out anyways.

Yeah. That's a pretty good secret, ISN'T IT?

Don't mind the smell, I've just been drinking heavily this morning.

Wh - what, no! Don't run away! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn you, reality! Why do you always have to ruin everything!

*knocks over a table*

It's always like this! You're always like this! Uh -

*buckles over and vomits*

Blorrrrrrgh! Ugh, kaff, kaff -

*falls down into vomit*

Ah! Shit! Shit!

*spins around in vomit, spreading it over clothes*

I've - FUCKING had it! I am fed up with this world!

*starts glowing*

*levitates off of the ground*

*shoots into space*



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soytancacas…
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>eating the Goanimate Logic Gum
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you soycucks are no fun and hate anything cute or cool

anime won!
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Jak Xer NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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>Why Toy Story 2 is the Greatest Sequel Ever Made
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'log on the 'log on the 'log on the 'log
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Is rading and gemmyfying Pinterest worth it?
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'log on the 'log on 'log
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geg
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'ason 'olina on der 'log
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my pp hurts
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this so much this
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https://zdiskuss.com
>old deviantart revival
>filled with troons
>shitty PHP code
RAID THIS SHIT NOW
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Could you pass the test nusoi?

Go to >>>/a/125875 and open one of the episodes, make it fullscreen and watch it from start to finish, no skipping, no pausing and looking at other tabs, no looking at phone, just focus on the episode from start to finish without doing anything else.
Try it and write down how well you did!

>nusois can't focus on a single thing even for 20 minutes

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO this would be the biggest fail of all time…
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>We must have faith in science
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First person to roll nojak ITT will be tracked and data mined via the names of images from their soy folder
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IT’S THE FUCKING ‘CORD IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUCKING HOSTILE ‘CORDS SPAMMING BAIT
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>nyehehei
<I can enslave you like the slaves in 1800 something something or however the fuck
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ITT we watch this
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>nusois don't have a valid trans girlfriend
KEK DO NUSOIS REALLY? JUST SHUT IT DOWN!
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BAAL WON ISRAEL WON JUDAISM WON SATANISM WON
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i am the single most evilist gook bastard that eve exist. i will never have to pay for my crimes, i will get away with all the evil things i have done. i will continue to rape the earth with my awfulness
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>IZ DA HOODWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS
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i think south asia is better than east asia in all aspects
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Lil Cucky - Jarty

We lav da jerdee
Eet ees so brimstoen
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>soytan is trans
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>Uhhh… A nitro cold brew?
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implications?
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.


I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.

It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.

If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
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lets dissect gooks i bet their anatomy is different no mercy for them lets them to peices
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Me when media aprouvol
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What do we think about that literal who that burnt down a warehouse?
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KILL ALL FUCKING TRANIME FANS, KILL ALL /A/CUCKS, NUKE JAPAN AGAIN
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'APE THIS CRUSH FETISH FURFAG INDIE DEV

>Gore fetish furfag makes INDIE game for furtrannies to import their OC stomping on and crushing small creatures

ACK THE DEVELOPER AND THE FAGGOTS IMPORTING THEIR OCS INTO THE GAME AND JERKING OFF TO THIS BRIMSTONE

https://x.com/ikkimikka
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'log on the 'log on 'log on 'log
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does this feel happen in your country?
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Does anyone actually use index mode?
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'log on the 'log
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What are your pronouns?
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OYYYY SOME TRANNY FURFAG MADE A BRIM FETISH GAME CAN WE FUCKING 'OX XHEM AND SEND 'ZA TO XHEIR HOUSE?

https://x.com/i/status/2043093160801325192(WARNING: ULTRABRIMSTONE VANTABLACK CONTENT)
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Is it even possible to raid something like this? Maybe target their social media?
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>Oy vey soyim, don't look at the Broom or make threads discussing about how bad it is
>You're just a seething nusoi
>OY GEVALT THEY'RE NOTICING
>JANNIES DELETE THE THREADS
<Got it boss, can't wait for the 6 hour goon sesh reward tonight
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>sucking hstm's bbc
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yo japan did u intend to do this to us or what it forced when he had to ruin our on country… im just so unhappy you destroyed the sharty and replaced my friends.. do you have anything to say?
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you need to leave whatever person you are. you aren't welcome. your an invader
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>Racism… LE BAD! Because… ummm… uhhh… y'know… it's just… well… like… yeah… uhhh… it's… y'know… like… yeah… well… ummm… it… like… well… y'know… uhhh… just IS, OKAY!?
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why do /a/cucks try to indoctrinate pure blooded anti anime soyteens into becoming tranime loving pedo gooners

>YOU VILL BECOME LIKE ME AND WATCH TRANIME GOON MATERIAL CHUD DESU DESU SUDE
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jax xhir on the right
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>Quote becomes the sixth admin
>Coal and brimstone increase by 666%
>Bait posts increase by 666%
>IAS decreases by 666%
>the sharty is becoming the swarthy
GUYS…
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Glowies have gotten their foot in the door and will attempt to subvert the website in many different ways
The armyposting is just the start
>
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>HERE IZ YOOO NAGASAKI SUSHI FURRR FIVETRIRRION YEN WOURD YOU RIKE CASH OR CLEDDIT?
<here is super champion shi special for 0,01€! Eat up :)
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Why? Who is making these videos?
Stop you fucking pedonigger
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>why are revolving around you obsessive amerimoon
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Indians are are the superior race BTW
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go soyjak party

dox this nigger because he is pretty talented more than me but hes black and i dont want no monkey nigger being famous and talemted
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everybody wants japan dead why wont white people do it already kill them please free us from japan kill them without mercy please kill them all
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>high quality rips
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Those who get media pending approvol
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Imagine getting a media pending approvol
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All white "people" are zoophiles.
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>sneedhon sunday
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whats with all the japan hate post all of the sudden?
is this Indias doing? or something
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'ethro 'ull on der log
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THEORY:
The Japan hate and pro india posts recently are a psyop by a jap man to demoralize soyteens into not liking ARYANime and because xe doesnt want whites taking all the japanese women so the jap dude is trying to make people hate japan so it does not happen
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I’ve been noticing the trend of people who say “deploy the DNB” and use soyspeak on twitter a majority of them turn out to be massive faggots… Soicacas this can’t be your legacy
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post oldfag image macros
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average never goon enthusiast

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10327943/
read through this for a mortifying yet amusing story
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>im not lying dude
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HWABAG
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I think Mexico cares more about anime then the entirety of Japan kek
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4cuck sucks dick, let me in fellow soyGODS.
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Why are nusois such niggers?
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Pseudo-intellectuals won.
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Why have I been noticing a lot of atheist sentiment on the sharty recently? Like that whole christpilled shit gets spammed all the time? Am I just thinking with rose tinted glasses? 4chan immigrants perhaps
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Reddit won
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Beast Land Closed due to bad weather
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Nothing ever happens.
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>r/Gifted
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why do you hate fpe?

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you must die now! i cant live in a world with you in it! its not fair. you have to die! i will spend my entire life eliminating you! you have to die!
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FACT: All leftist politics, when you strip away the platitudes and theory, is entirely about getting as many white children as possible raped and killed by black and brown men.

You can embrace non-socialist positions, and you will not be kicked out of the club by your peers - but you cannot get away with disagreeing with policies that directly lead to as many white children as possible raped and killed by black and brown men.

Therefore that is what leftism is.
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Why can't sherdee folks just respect every religion equally?
>dirty subhuman mudslime
<cumskin trannie christcuck
Does it matter at the end of the day?
Most of the "christpilled" jokes that mock Christianity come from other religious people
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>The Jew in the first shot lol
<Most disgusting crap I’ve read all day
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yo fuggen jerdee, do you like mah distrack
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we finally did it. we can kill every single one. what's the verdict?
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i am so fucking sick and tired of hearing that dreadful tom petty song
Everytime i scroll, i see an Indian geedeeaaa seex account saar and i hear that dreaful fucking song. God i hope gta 6 flops. Fuck cockstar fuggen jerdee
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Would you rather have two dicks or no dick
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Why do we have a theme for the faggots who stole the domain? Are we cuckholds now? Wtf I just realized this. Pic 1000% related btw
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What if hitler was anglo
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>is it true that straight cis men will go up to a transer in public and catcall her or start hitting on her sarcastically and ironically to make her feel bad?
<
>i was sitting on a bench in public and a guy came up to me and started calling me gorgeous and asking if i did my haircolor myself and asking for my number before i said sorry and got up and left. i assume he was doing it to make me feel bad. it's true right that men will sarcastically hit on people maliciously, right? another guy a few minutes later "complimented" me in the store i was in. i think he was malicious too, or just a gay man. another guy later said "miss" in passing and i could hear the sarcasm and that he wanted to hurt me.
<
>why do men do this stuff? why are they so mean and malicious and out to hurt us? i like men and wish i could talk to them but im so terrified of them because of things like this.
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REPEAT AFTER ME
BASED
AND
CHRISTPILLED
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stay away this isnt fair! i like the other ones better!
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hello nu janny!
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>Bring back l/
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>UHM, PERIPHERY'S RACECAR IS LITERALLY THE BLUEPRINT?? IT'S SO PEAK I'M ACTUALLY SOBBING *CHUGS SOY LATTE* THIS IS THE DJENT WE DIDN'T KNOW WE NEEDED!!!!!
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what did giggers mean by this?
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why do white people like japan so much they are not the best they are the worst they need to be punished for all their crimes which are innumerable and oreos
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>UNACCEPTABVLL!!!!!
<EXTERMINATE
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post brvtal giggerpills itt
>
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why do so many nusoigugugagas care about if japan or the rest of east asia gets flooded with immigration GEG
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GIGGERS…… OH NO NO NO…..-
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>STAND READY FOR MY BBC'S ARRIVAL YTBOI
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HISA
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do all weebcucks on the right want to be femboys or troon out
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uhh who is this on my Uncle's photo?
and how is there blue if it's black & white photo
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If a movie studio were to make a soyjak movie using only the variants legally are they allowed to do that and does that apply to things like Nate, jertycucks, giga and hunky or not
>
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>tfw worms
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what is a fact o algo
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i suggest we ban racism and transphobia on here
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><Hey everyone,
<
>I’m not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I wanted to see if anyone has had a similar experience to mine. I skipped three grades and graduated HS early. I’m now 18 and will be finishing my bachelor’s degree at 19.
<
>Because I’ve been so accelerated, I didn’t really have a normal high school experience socially, and my college experience hasn’t been typical either.
<
>For example, I’ve never even been on a date.
<
>I’m wondering if others who have been in a similar situation ended up dating in college. If so, what was it like?
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Post CHRISTPILLED images ITT
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nu meme

nu meme
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>Looking for Trans men/women

>I'm Thomasin, I have a fetish over Trump's farts and i'm looking for Trans men/women to discuss this with. I have a server on discord dedicated to Trump's farts.


>If you're a fellow Trumper (Farter) then add me!
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Ask not what your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do for your country.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps
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GARTIC PHONO THREAD

https://garticphone.com/en/001a6b34
GET IN AND DRAW GEMS WILL START ONCE PIPO JOIN
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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ITT we watch the new yukkoEX video
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You're trans btw.
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incelslop debunked

*yawn*
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I had a dream where it was illegal to use the sharty in public but I didn't know that so I did it anyways and then my freind told me and I got really freaked out
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ITT WE 'OXX AN INFAMOUS PEDO

Lets 'oxx, troll, 'ape, and 'za the infamous deviantart bart simpson pedo, SolidMario.

HE IS A INFAMOUS CLITTYLEAKER AND AN ADMITTED PEDO SO HES REACTION TO US 'OXXING XHEM WILL BE THE GREATEST GEM KNOWN TO SOYKIND

Video explaining xhem: https://youtu.be/4YA9VBmRdMI

Another video explaining xhem ( starts at 21:45 ):https://youtu.be/3OvLClYMyTA
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happy orthodox easter everyone
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what did he saw?
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If this thread gets one reppey
Wil if i I j jdk HD an
>>15833959
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Imd
m doth
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There is no glowie on soyjakparty nusois
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

Style: