This is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life

Apr 10, 2026 · 7:53 PM UTC

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Damn I can't believe she threw away a good relationship to watch Asmongold
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I’m gonna need a subway surfer video looping while someone reads this bc I ain’t got the attention span to read all that
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I heard about this before is it sykkuno?
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Yeah this is fantastic. I would say he should have just broke up with her a lot earlier... once you're dating some parasocial lunatic, you're basically dating someone with the mind of a child. Completely pointless, might as well move on.
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Imagine getting cucked by a minecraft vtuber jesus christ man
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Whole time reading this i was thinking, man he must be popular charismatic streamer. A fucking Minecraft streamer?! That's hilarious.
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he dodged a bullet
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Chud owns you
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This is just sad, Nick
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i can't believe i read all of that.
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its funnier than the actual doc
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$10 it was Jschlatt
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Dude dodged a bullet
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