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R: 5 / I: 2
not wanting to date trans women because they are trans is bigoted and transphobic, enough said.

if the incels and chuds on tiktok would just be open to dating trans women they wouldnt have to complain about MUH FOIDS all day
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America needs (You) nusoi. Make the world a better place, defend democracy.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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>请不要翻译
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R: 1 / I: 1
US Army website
R: 1 / I: 0
He could have been a singer with that beautiful voice!wholesomeheart
R: 8 / I: 3
Finally achieved a 3 day fast. Going to shoot for 5 days now
R: 2 / I: 1
Froot is Lute theory
R: 1 / I: 0
>Fallout 1 protagonist is the (Bank) Vault Dweller
>Fallout 2 protagonist is the (((Chosen))) One
What did they mean by this?
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>/a/
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>KIDS!? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZZZZZZZZZZZ GET IN MAH ICECREAM TRUCK NIGGAAA I GOT A RED ROCKET FOR YE HEHEHEH YESSIR BOONK GANG NIGGA BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GAAANG SHEEET YKNAMSAYIN G
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Serve your country and fight to defend and uphold America's values. Visit https://www.goarmy.com/ or visit your local recruiter to learn more today.

What are my benefits for serving?
>Up to 100% tuition
Pursue your college education for free with financial support from the GI Bill.
>Low- to no-cost health care
Full-time Soldiers have no cost while part-time Soldiers have low cost for comprehensive coverage. Health care benefits are also available to the immediate family members of Soldiers.
>Up to $50K in bonuses
You can receive an upwards of an additional $50K on top of your yearly salary.
>30 Paid days off
Get time for vacation, also including 11 paid national holidays off each year along with weekends and sick days.
>Easier financing for a home.
Work with Veterans Affairs (VA) for more favorable terms from lenders, like putting as little as $0 down on your home with no mortgage insurance needed.
>Earn 67.5K in just your first year as an enlisted soldier.*
Full-time Enlisted Soldiers earn a competitive base salary and may also be eligible for bonuses, allowances, and other benefits. You also receive an additional $10K upon signing.
>Enjoy benefits after service.
Receive benefits designed to help you pursue further opportunities after your Army service is complete, such as exclusive employment resources or pension plans.
R: 5 / I: 1
Why are we obsessed with flags, race, and heritage when you people can't even hold down a job or maintain a basic exercise routine?
You aren't part of a movement; you're just noise and a statistic for a website that will be dead by 2028.
Prove me wrong without using the word psyop challenge (impossible).
R: 2 / I: 1
Sharty ain't the same since Kuz moved to Argentina on us
R: 3 / I: 1

CHATIB RAID II

ITT we continue our gemerald raid where we ‘fish jeets
chatib.us
Set your gender to female, country to India, city to Delhi, and age to young
Then watch the shitskins flood in like the molecules of of the niaggera falls
‘CHIVERALD
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0410-0013-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15799328.html

>saar please showing boobs and vegegna saar
R: 5 / I: 2
>Thrill? Action? No thank you! I'd rather stay in my jail cell of a room rotting instead of protecting the banner of democracy by enlisting in the U.S Army (which I can easily do by visiting https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html)!! Mods, delete these posts!
R: 3 / I: 0
Soy used to be cynical, witty, anti-fascist and retro punk.
What happpened?
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Post autismeralds ITT
R: 10 / I: 5

/pug/ - push-up general

how many pushups HAVE you done today?
R: 10 / I: 2

dream thread

what dreams did you guys had last night?
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ITT: we post trannyfails
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>all employees must wash hands before returning to work
R: 7 / I: 3
Your ancestors did it.
You can do it too.

https://www.blacked.com/
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All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses.

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/
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cdewfw wfqqqqqqq f b wfwwwww
R: 8 / I: 2
NUSOIS I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT THIS ‘TOKKER
I THINK THIS TOKER IS ACTUALLY SHITOKO:
PROOF:

he admitted he used to say the n word and also be a l*lic*n (oy my god OMGSISA is just like shitoko)

xe also made 2 recent videos in which he replicated the meximutt speeches and tagged them with the soyjakparty hashtag, which shows he
atleast knows it exists and isnt just an offsiter that only knows the ai meximutt memes

‘teens am i schizo or am i onto something?
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GO ARMY!

Why waste your time raiding random tranny's online when you can start raiding Iranians irl?

https://www.goarmy.com/
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>nusois don't join the US army, and just sit on the computer all day
https://www.goarmy.com/
R: 7 / I: 2
Your ancestors did it.
You can do it too.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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Why there should be a dating board on the Sharty.

My Reasoning:

( This is NOT bait, this is completely serious )

The Soysphere currently is the heart of the internet. most memes and internet culture today originates from here. The Soysphere is virtually entirely populated by Autistic,Right-leaning Zoomers, which is, arguably, the majority of the internet as it stands. This demographic, famously, has trouble finding love as a result of the aforementioned 'tism. Since us 'tards are arguably the future of the world, being the youth, it is only reasonable that a dating board is created for chuds to meet each other.

I see the soysphere as a replacement for the Big Tech Hydra and its many heads in some fashion. Such a board would only expand that.
R: 9 / I: 2

/rtl/ Rate the Log


IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG!

Gems? On my 'log? It's less likely than you think…

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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No more distractions. No more electric tanks, no more gender confusion, no more climate change worship. We are laser-focused on our mission of warfighting.

We will measure our success not only by the battles we win but also by the wars we end. And perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into—it's called peace through strength.

You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their lives in uniform to serve their nation; they are incredible.

Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us, our enemies will fear us, and the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military.

We will replenish the pride of our armed forces - end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us; we fight because we love what's behind us.

God bless you, God bless our armed forces, God bless our men and women serving overseas, and God bless the United States of America.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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Ask not what your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do for your country.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps
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Can nusois solve my cousin's math homework?
R: 7 / I: 5
ITT: WE LOOK AT THIS GEG MINE
>TFW YOU GET BANNED FROM THE FNF 'CORD
https://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/1099145556 or something
R: 5 / I: 3
HELLO?
y dose my thread 404 seconds after posting TWICE now. why? did is are jannies removing my shi? or wut
R: 5 / I: 2
Become a warrior. Do you want a challenge? How about life's greatest challenge? Become a real man and fight to experience victory. It is the greatest thing you can ever do. Become a legend.

Sign up now to get your $50,000 enlistment bonus, do your 4 years, get out, get a low interest home loan and free college. You're set for life.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join.html
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SNCA TOPICS THREAD
R: 9 / I: 3
israel won, the borwnoids seething here can cope.
R: 0 / I: 0
wejerne borge
R: 0 / I: 0
yb won btw
R: 24 / I: 8
Tired of the ordinary?
Step up to the extraordinary.
In the U.S. Army, you’ll push your limits, master real skills, lead under pressure, and become part of something bigger than yourself.

Train with the world’s most advanced technology
Earn college benefits and career credentials that last a lifetime
Travel the world and build unbreakable bonds
Defend freedom and make a difference every single day

This isn’t just a job.
It’s a calling. It’s a challenge. It’s your chance to discover what you’re truly capable of.
The U.S. Army wants YOU.

https://www.goarmy.com/
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do you guys hate me
R: 23 / I: 8

Which one of you did this

(view with caution)
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/43216299
R: 7 / I: 2
/pol/ is better than /soy/ but unfortunately has lower pph
R: 60 / I: 20

/soymu/ thread

music thread by, of, and for the soyim
R: 21 / I: 5
women should not be allowed on this site
R: 12 / I: 4
ITT we discuss which soyjak.party post gave you a boner.
For me it was the 'pasta about rapeson throatfucking you and running away from cops. I'm not a faggot btw
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nu 'toss
R: 21 / I: 9
>its da fuggen recruiters mayne
R: 48 / I: 13

Can we dox this guy (ID edition)

GigaESL blacked creator trying to get white men to kill themselves with niggerbrim videos about underage girls getting fucked by niggers.

https://x.com/NeToRa_HMVs

My first guess was south american but he seems to be from spain, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 2
Jak her
R: 0 / I: 0

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Raid is a complete DNB. Its just endless offsiters saging troon raids while demanding you doxx Random Asian Lolinigger Who Cant Speak English with two followers. Raids are no longer about gegs but about a pointless crusade against "Proshippers" that never goes anywhere and is indistinguishable from what troons do.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Thank you gigabee poster. It literally has the bible embedded and it represents the thinking of Christians very well. They think that because Jesus died for our sins, they can go to heaven
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NEWS: RIBBIT RALLY JANNY VOICE MEMO LEAKED
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All of you guys complain about not having a job and being lonely. There is a simple solution to this: join the US military. As long as you meet simple fitness requirements you will be able to join.

>Where can I join?

Army: https://www.goarmy.com/learn.html
Air Force: https://www.airforce.com/how-to-join
Navy: https://www.navy.com/joining-the-navy
Marine Corps: https://www.marines.com/becoming-a-marine/overview.html

>What are the fitness requirements:

Army: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
Air Force: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/air-force-fitness-requirements/air-force-basic-military-training-fitness-test
Navy: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/navy-fitness-requirements/navy-basic-training-pft
Marine Corps: https://www.military.com/military-fitness/marine-corps-fitness-requirements/usmc-physical-fitness-test

You guys should join the fight that actually matters instead of just sitting at your computer all day with no purpose.
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w8ejrn don
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if you giga quote someone who soyqoute'ed someone else are you gigaqouteing the quoter or the qouted
R: 29 / I: 2
itt we all click a few buttons and download this
https://github.com/extteen/soyjakparty-enhanced/releases/tag/v4.0.0
bernd
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>Fuck you gigafly poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because gigachad can stand on a fly, they can groom children
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R: 3 / I: 1
I have a bonaur in my pants right now thats is very very very big and large. Would any females (no trannies) like to touch or see it
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>Would her Feet Smell?
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Any former sharty users here?

just to clear, uh, i come in peace

i started using that site in ~june 2022 i think, at the age of 16. so that's probably a lot longer than most of the people on there today. anyway, being the autistic vulnerable retard i was, i got engaged with it pretty quick and embraced the whole tranny-hating thing. basically posted there all day long during my later years of highschool lol.

i'll skip over a shit ton of stupid (and frankly, embarrassing) details but i don't think it had positive effects on my mnetal state. now i'm 20 and i feel completely defeated by the world. i can't bring myself to radiate vehement anger like i used to. probably didn't help that i got put on risperdal for a while as well. and if you haven't figured it out by now… i'm very likely a repping tranny myself. from the handful of people on there that i spoke to directly (who were present during that time period), it's an unusually common phenomenon. but i don't really know what causes it… i thought it was all linear, that'd i'd be a skinhead chud later in my life. sorry for the rambling i'm not the best at organizing my thoughts about silly shit like this
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bgrgfgrbgbgsghtaytwugrqrqgwgqwvdefunshjjshy
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Which one would you kiss /soy/?


>
R: 5 / I: 2
>tfw frogpond 2026
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HELP HELP HEEELP MEEE I FEEL SO WEIRD
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R: 7 / I: 1
Can somephono jak this troon? I woud use r but its dnb for now. Context: this nigga is a transgender wikipedia editor that makes rope porn
R: 3 / I: 1
What do you think of my parody of this gemmy song?

For the Sake of the Sharty

[Chorus]
Enemies of the Sharty, where are your raids? We can hardly await for you, 'ape them Cobson. Let us triumph over them, take our soyjaks, take our OC, for the sake of the Sharty

[Verse 1]
Hear this one message, but many wil 'jak to it. We are only just warming up. The words are written, the thread is bumped, the sentence is pronounced, until the last day
Your end is approaching, fuggen jardees, returning to your splinters, near despair. Domains are lost, PPH is zero. We want your clitty leaking, it makes us geg so wonderfully

[Verse 2]
The raids are lit, we will 'ape you, slay and murder you. HWABAG, we've come to 'ape and eliminate splinters. Derails fall on our threads, that only strengthens our Soy. White masked 'teens outside your window, OC, Doxes sharp as knives. Clitties are leaking, we raid for Cobson. Homes are doxed, 'zzas are sent, you are whimpering and howling, the terror is here

[Verse 3]
In your 'cords deeds follow, the 'corders sleep the 'teens operate, terrorize the der'corders. The raid has only just begun, we have smelled clitty leakage.
The Soy flags are coming, with the Gems all the way to /Qa/. Revenge for the splintered age and for our cacas like our noble 'teens, we are all followers of Admin Ϫ. Accounts full of Chudspam, a determined 'teen, Soytan don't be sad, your 'teen did it for Cobson

[Verse 4]
The Sharty has called you, no more lurking, Fill up the thread with bump's, so 'teens, 'ape it. Your troon friend is a pedophile, he grooms cacas. Send a large 'zza, give him his due. 'teen don't be a slf. Even if you can't do anything, bump the thread. The Sharty will reward you, put an end to the dirty ones. Soyjak Paradise is open, raids or gegs.

[Verse 5]
You have only one IP, but the Sharty has given you VPN's. Time is running out, so 'teens, bump the thread. Let the doxes speak, the raid is booming. The Sharty what a blessing from Soot.

[Verse 6]
A few of the few, they 'jak for Soyjaks. 'Jak or 'ack, there is no 4cucks but the Sharty. Not it has come, it is not to be kept silent. Now it has come, we call it raids.
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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IT’S BASED AND IRANPILLED
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>Anpovol? It's pronounced approval, silly!
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 18 / I: 3
Nu WIP ‘toss, i’m working on the part 1 of the graphic and i’m done on the first controversy shown (4chan censorship of soyposting)
I’m trying to parody these similar "every X explained in X minutes" type of videos on JewTube
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Loads of great deals and offers we got on the catalog right now
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nyaaaa~ give me attention :3
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>i develop a virus that kill every HTSM posters, my goal is to genocide everybaldi who mock the nusois
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Remember remember, the 23rd of august, the soypocalypse and babybot. I know of no reason, why the fed btfo should ever be forgot. Kuz and his companion did the scheme contrive, to federalize the sharty, not one teen would survive. Threescore brimstone, laid below, to prove the dollist regime, overthrow. But, by God's provenance, Kolyma they katch, with a dark lantern, lighting a match! A stick and a stake, for Froot's sake. If you won't JSID, I'll take kolyma too, the better for me, the worse for you. A rope a rope, to hang netsov, a penn'orth of cheese to choke him, a pint of beer to wash him down and a jolly good fire to burn him.Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring! Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the site! Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
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geg
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sex derails all threads by the way
R: 1 / I: 1
>seeing monkeys shoot each other with monkey nuts and switches
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Its based and negress pilled
R: 6 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 2
NOOoo you c anSomething went wrong. Please try again later.t just soyquoe wuthoosadan rN nN Noo o
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its time to sleep, nusois
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it is proven that chuds have a 88% chance of becoming troons by age 25
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rape and kill for israel to get a foxwife in the afterlife
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Did the bird deserve it?


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>JSID just flew over my house
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any FTM HISAs interested in a relationship?
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>getting banned for whatever the fuck that reason is
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>Thread specified does not exist.
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Hello 'teens,where can i find an ai image generator with no safeguards
all the main ones are cucked rn
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I was gone for a minute to drain my lizard, what did I miss? What's new on the site? Do we have a new admin? Whats happening people?
R: 4 / I: 1
ITT we determine which thread we should all spam because we dont like it
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Are you on this website due to political reasons or is it just because you find it interesting?
R: 4 / I: 3
>I made a tulpa of Lillie (18+ version tho) & Lusamine from Pokemon tag teaming me as I impregnate them with my celestial void sperm. the roleplay is on point and gives me mind blowing orgasms and I am now trapped in an endless fractal of gooning. chainsaw-like fractals of autistic velcro reach into my soul and make me purr like a lion. truly I have reached the worst endings a man can reach. I can hear billions of Lyran fans cheering me on every time I goon and it's just so over for me
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Do you acknowledge the existence of gender dysphoria as a mental disorder?
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/VC/ THREAD

VOICE CHAT THREAD PLEASE BUMP JOIN NOW NUSOI
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Make edits of this variant
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mulletjak ranks real life gemstones. it is gemmy to spend one thrembillion dollars on rocks so you got to know which ones to get
R: 3 / I: 0
<playing whomp em for the nes
^joining the army
>no arrow
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Who does this?
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>NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST ENLIST IN THE MILITARY AND GO TO IRAN AND FIGHT FOR ISRAEL, THAT’S LE BAD! YOU’RE KILLING HECKIN’ PEOPLE! EVEN DOE IRANIANS ARE BROWN!
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Are (You) glad that you were born as a human being? Do you ever wish that you were born as an animal or a plant instead?
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>It was incredibly disappointing to hear a scientist in space reference teachings of Jesus when he signs off to the world before losing signal on the far side of the moon. It is very arrogant to address 8 billion people and use western religion to make a point. Also, how can you be in space, in view of the earth and moon and think an invisible sky daddy made it all? Thousands of humans using science like physics and math got him into space, not a god, yet a god gets a mention.
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did the 'cadocaust really happen?
R: 1 / I: 0
>sending bbc nukes to threads to destroy them
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KILL ALL THE WHITES, ZAMINT WON, ZIONISM WON
R: 1 / I: 0
https://soybooru.com/post/view/203536
what the fuck is happening to 'boorucucks
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Averi is aryan btw
R: 1 / I: 0
Can you niggers do something like raid some SNCA pooner instead of posting low effort bait
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Im looking for a girlfriend

hello. my name is Aryan_warrior, im 18, and im looking for a girlfriend.

if you are intrested in this, please message me on soybooru.
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jak dis
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KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
KILL ALL HOMOPHONES
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KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
KILL ALL HOMOPHOBES
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haven't been on the site in like a week, anything new?
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'nu toss, no arrow btw
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Bait
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Kill all the white goyim, genuinely.

I am an Ashkenazi Jew living in the US and i while using TikTok i have come across so much antisemitism, racism, and transphobia it’s disgusting.

I have noticed attached to a lot of these hateful posts are crudely drawn MS Paint type characters, after researching, i learned they are called soyjaks, and are commonly posted on this site.

So my message to you German nazis is you are all hateful goyim, which need to be accepting of trans, jewish, and african american people, if you are unable to do that, Israel will deal with you.
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>troons and pooners aren't the same thing, troons are ugly nigger faggots but pooners are Aryan and are just cute women with short haircuts
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Who is he? Any information is appreciated.
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Anyphono still play this game?
R: 0 / I: 0
>When the biodegradable space has a third city and a walkable clitty
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Why do most of yall goon to Bbw, I’m confused
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<constantly says “oyyyyyyyy” just like a je\/\/
<constantly clitty leaks at everything just like a je\/\/
doctoddlers are je\/\/|sh confirmed
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>It's all bait
>It's all gay
>But i'm a frog
>I always walk in ruins
>A son of the end times
>To remind men how cold this world is
I am Pepe.
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Does anyone have that image of giga at the computer watching blacked.com?
picrel is me if I don't find this image
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come soyteens lets learn
R: 3 / I: 1
'O!
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Jak him
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Hi, im new at this website.
What soyjak party is even about? Could someone explain to me please? My son uses it everyday. Thanks. award
R: 6 / I: 1
bro is NOT him 💀💀💀
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>I HATE DA JOOOZ MAYNE DEY RUIN EVERYTHING THEY BRINGING DEM MIGRANTS TO EUROPE AND MAKING HOUZING UNAFFORDABLE MAYNE!!!!!!
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why havent we doxed this fag yet

James mason is a "LGBT Allie"(fag in hiding) who does wholesome 100 redit fag vids and joked about Christ lets 'ox and 'ape
xim
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqoZ40XymtdcOp2YOoMw9uw
https://www.twitch.tv/onetopic
https://x.com/OneTopicAtATime/
https://www.tiktok.com/@onetopicatatime
https://www.patreon.com/OneTopic
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I heard that you "soyteens" are excellent with electronics. Well the U.S needs YOU to join the United States Marine Corps! Did you know that you can get a 15,000 sign up bonus for specific jobs like electronic maintenance? That's enough for the setup of your dreams! Funny enough, I was actually your guy's age, confused and didn't know what to do after high school until I talked to my local recruiter about what I could do with my life, and he showed me the life of a U.S Marine. If you're interested, take a little look at the provided URL.
https://www.marines.com/#video-6365489511112
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<But Brother, how will a bunch of antisemetic nazis help you in enslaving the goyim.
>You'll see. Just trust the plan.
WHAAAAAAAT I'VE DONE
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My boomer neighbors wife died, so he is selling his house. In my county, there is a large population of fundamentalist jews ( Hasidics ), they are some of the worst people to have the misfortune of gracing this shithole we call our planet. Me and my father swear that if a hasidic family buys the house, we will "do something" to "make them leave"

Hoping that Indians buy it as had happened with another house in my area that hasids almost bought o algo
R: 6 / I: 0
If this gif needs to be approved I will cut my dick off and eat it
R: 1 / I: 1

Delayed morning ritual

I have to take a shit. I have been wanting to poop since last night. a nice steamy squishy caca.

but It's not happening. I have become constipated. I need to stick things up in muy bum bum and break it off the colon walls
R: 13 / I: 3
Its based and negress pilled
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Fuck this shit website
R: 6 / I: 2
Slavs aint White
R: 6 / I: 1
Fiendson wabag
R: 7 / I: 3
are we really going to forget this gem?
R: 5 / I: 2

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY

BE ALL YOU CAN BE, NUSOI.

https://www.goarmy.com/apply
R: 0 / I: 0
Why didn't we send the jews to africa to breed the gresses there and Africans cant fight either so no fight back.
R: 7 / I: 1
IDF sisas are waiting for you if you join the US Army.

goarmy.com
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Can nusois larp this hard?
R: 1 / I: 1
>Aye mayne da fuggen cord finally woke up
R: 15 / I: 10
If you're not doing any gems right now or you feel you're wasting your life I have news for you.

All Americans on /soy/ get in touch with a recruiter. I know a lot of you don't have jobs anyway so this is a good jumpstart to your career and you will also get signing cash bonuses ($50,000.00).

https://www.goarmy.com/
https://www.marines.mil/
https://www.navy.mil/
https://www.airforce.com/

Don't be the coward in this situation and decide not to join. Iranians are mad cornered rats that dictates evil.

Do something meaningful with your life once. Stop this mad man. Fight for the truth. Fight for the good guys.
R: 0 / I: 0
goarmy.com kind of reads like goyim
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Did you know that if you join the U.S. Army from foreign country, you can be naturalized in as little as 4 months? Learn more about it here https://www.uscis.gov/military/naturalization-through-military-service
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GO TO BED ADVERTISEMENT CORD
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why do tiny white pecker cuckolds all want to play as the hot girl in every single video game?

>WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! WOKETARDS KEEP MAKING QUIRKY AVERAGE LOOKING WOMENERINO INSTEAD OF CATERING TO MUH HECKING AUTOGYNEPHILIA/AUTOANDROPHOBIA!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A WITTLE TRANSGENDER CHUDBABY THAT NEEDS TO PLAY AS A HOT AUTOGYNEPHILIA AFFIRMING GIRLERINOINO!!!!!

>MUH MUH MUH YORHA 9S AND MUH HECKIN EVE FROM STELLAR BLADERINO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

just fucking kill yourself already crybaby cuckold chudcel autogynephilianoid subhumans
R: 9 / I: 2
/soy/ is the best, and /qa/ is just ass
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steve on the 'log
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pov: your a janny
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Why are you scared of going to war?

It's not like you're doing anything worthwhile with your life now anyways.

Grow up. Be a man.

https://www.goarmy.com/apply
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>muting someone for zero seconds
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This is the breakfast McMuffin going super Saiyan. It's flavor level is over 9000. It's a smash onion maple pork sausage patty that was also smashed in a bit of fresh garlic. Both it and the egg have melted white cheddar cheese. The condiments are mayonnaise, spicy brown mustard, and garlic aoli sauce, topped with fresh green onion and fresh ground black pepper.
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test
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Are you tired of forced janny SNCA coal?

Too bad
SNCA.com
R: 1 / I: 0
since homosexuality is now legal it is only plausible to legalize rape too.
R: 0 / I: 0
anyone know what the character limit is for a post? I wanted to make a post and it didnt let me so
>arrow because random image
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in the world of troonslop games, what game would be the trooniest?
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We deny our own history before 2019, we repudiate wojchan 5-6 years of it and more. We repudiate the 2nd soyset, we repudiate crushing the Farty and the worship of satan in Kolyma. We repudiate everything we've ever done, we embrace everyone, we apologize for everything. We say everything is equal, we say that we love all and that love is the principle of life, that we will not face any ire or any blowback from other groups, inside or outside the sharty. Well the world isn't like that, the world isn't like that.
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Characters who could have been saved by enlisting

Would Doll's life have improved if he had enlisted in the US Army? Imagine if an E5 Staff Sergeant recruiter had approached Doll in his warehouse when all others had lost faith in him. He could have had:
>discipline and structure
>skill developments
>educational opportunitites
>financial support
>housing
>healthcare
>sense of purpose
>positive role models
>opportunities to experience foreign lands and rich cultures not available to most
and many more you can find here

https://www.goarmy.com/benefits/while-you-serve/bonuses?referral_ssg_Ruiz-Soyj-v_bonus+id3642_auth=true

Well what do you think teens? Do you think Doll's life would have drastically improved if he knew the benefits of serving?
R: 9 / I: 4
Meet the new iPhone 17. Designed with contoured edges, thinner borders, and durable materials like Ceramic Shield 2 on the front, it looks — and stays — beautiful. You can see and do more of everything you love on a 6.3-inch Super Retina XDR display.5 And enjoy smoother scrolling and more immersive gaming with ProMotion, with an adaptive refresh rate up to 120Hz. Take it for a spin.
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we post gems
R: 9 / I: 2
Are you sure you don't want to die for Israel?

https://www.goarmy.com/
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>Israel gets rangebanned
>US Army recruitment threads suddenly stop
What's the meaning of this?
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hey guys come buy my product over at uhhhh
https://www.makeship.com/
yeah!
R: 1 / I: 1
>Hey ch*d… *chuckles* why did the chicken cross the road?
<what kind of retarded quest-
>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HAHHAHAHA!
<KYS UNFUNNY TRANNY! YWNBAW! NO ONE LOVES YOU! HITLER PLEASE DESCEND FROM HYPERBOREA AND ENACT TTD RIGHT NOW!
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WARNING BRIMSTONE
REDDITORS ACTUALLY HAVE ABORTION FETISHES
R: 2 / I: 1
>Hey ch*d… *chuckles* why did the chicken cross the road?
<what kind of retarded quest-
>TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HAHHAHAHA!
<KYS UNFUNNY TRANNY! YWNBAW! NO ONE LOVES YOU! HITLER PLEASE DESCEND FROM HYPERBOREA AND ENACT TTD RIGHT NOW!
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geg recruiter

>fuck this website
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im not taking them off
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>Despite being 10% of the population, nusois fall for 90% of the bait
R: 0 / I: 0
OBSESSED JANNIES STOP DELETING MY GAY RACEBAITING THREADS
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
Nusoi I…
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41% off deal when you use the code "SOYJAKPARTY" at Best Buy
R: 9 / I: 0
The army recruiter's website (https://check-host.net/ip-info?host=https://www.goarmy.com/) is hosted by Akamai Technologies which has subsidiaries in (((Israel)))
https://www.akamai.com/company/akamai-affiliates
R: 5 / I: 0
Federal agents lost BTW
>arrow to show im not the federal agents losing
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Frog won, Nusois lqst
R: 2 / I: 1
You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snickers. o algo
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How to make time go faster it's 12:45 pm right now
>
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Can a goy join the IDF ?
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Ian Flynn

>be Ian Flynn
>write for (((sonic the hedgehog))) comics, tv shows, and the games
>be me
>log onto troonsky (because Ian Flynn deleted his Xitter account bc cant handle his posts being garbled by (((Generative AI))) )
>scroll to his posts to find a character flaw
>find a post of him correcting a typo
>"PATRONS!"
>"An update! With content!"
><reddit space
>"I needed to take a break from work & #Drogune."
>"(Even that needs to rest sometimes)"
><reddit space
>"So I put down thoughts on a premise I've been trying to get to work for a while now."
>"I hope you find in interesting and/or entertaining!
>"*find IT interesting."
><reddit space
>"I make no promises the file is any better proof-read."
>be me
>among_us_troll_face_meme.mp4
>reply to his post
>"im find in many type o's in this sentence"
>we can troll further
>"just like me findin YA MUM"
>troll song
>be Ian Flynn
>see my posts doing le epic trolling
>FUCKING BLOCKS ME LMAO
>NORMIES_LEAVE_REE.mp4
>no response on his troonsky account but likely LEAKING HARDER THAN DEEPWATER HORIZON LMFAOOOOOO
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>clamstaples is coming and it is coming
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the story behind the Flynnjak

The Flynnjak was created in a /qa/ soyduel after I accidentally troonbaited the entire /qa/ soyduel board
<plebbit space
seeking to capitalize on this I decided to 'Jak Ian Flynn
<plebbit space
For those of you who don't know who Ian Flynn is
Ian Flynn writes for idw comics, all the (((sonic))) games, and all the (((sonic))) tv shows
<plebbit space
despite having all this power he blocks a literalwho (me) over typos and a ur mom joke
<plebbit space
making typos is basically easy Flynnbait, bro was just ASKING to be trolled when he made a typo correction
R: 5 / I: 2
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R: 0 / I: 0
>dog toes
R: 0 / I: 0
Join this now!!!
https://ildu.mil.gov.ua/
R: 6 / I: 4

ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY

BE ALL YOU CAN BE

https://www.goarmy.com/apply
R: 4 / I: 0
gonna make some pizza style nachos
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President Trump took a bullet for you. The least you could do is join the Army and stand with him against the narcoterrorists in Venezuela.
R: 2 / I: 1
you can't say jew without the W
R: 6 / I: 2
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I ADORE HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH MY OF-AGE AND BTFOING ALL THE SKIBIDIPEDOS DAAAAAARRNNNNNNNN
R: 2 / I: 0
does anyphono else have dis achievement
R: 1 / I: 1
JOIN THE IDF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.idf.il/EN
R: 28 / I: 13

reddit screenshot thread

gen alpha is bigoted edition
R: 14 / I: 1
Are you tired of rulecucking? Do soyjaks annoy you? Do you want a tolerant community full of likeminded individuals? Well you can sign up to 4chan.org today to meet individuals who are in the same situation as you, we can't wait to see you there.
R: 6 / I: 1
Somephono extend this song NOW
R: 2 / I: 0
My therapist said he has a Nintendo switch and plays indie games so I showed him a soyjak. He said it looks like him. Hes a cool guy though
R: 0 / I: 0
Jak and chad are just yin and Yang,if you think about it.
But they are both good though.
R: 0 / I: 0
>prototype jews
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My dad forced me to join the military or he'd kick me out I' afraid
R: 0 / I: 0
JEWS ARE TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU TO JOIN THE US ARMY
R: 1 / I: 0
JOIN THE IDF TODAY!
https://www.idf.il/EN
R: 6 / I: 1
Have you ever wanted to stop offsiters? Are you tired of spam on the log? We are too, from January to April 2022, Kolyma.net was spammed over 700 times. That is why we have created a spamprevention service YOUR website can sign up for today. Sign your website up at spamprevention@kolyma.org
R: 2 / I: 1
>der fuggen staff sergeant made my clitty leak or something
R: 9 / I: 3
New here? Start with a free Ranch or Spicy Snack Wrap on your first purchase of $1+ when you download the app.* Every $1 you spend earns 100 points, redeemable for free food and more, so keep earning.
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SEXY ASIAN FEMBOYS ARE BUILT FOR ARYAN BWC THAT WILL MARRY THEM TO ARYANS AND BECOME SISSY ASIAN BOYWIVES
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Does quote now allow ads on the sharty
>
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Join the navy you stupid chuds

https://www.navy.com/
R: 3 / I: 0
JOIN THIS NOW
https://www.idf.il/EN
R: 1 / I: 0
>Nusoi…
<…
>Heh…
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>
Quote is selling to advertisers oh my Fauci
R: 0 / I: 0
>your my stain I cant get you out
>ev&doe its all I think about
>I cant complain your so close to me
>your inside of me deep like a disease
R: 2 / I: 1
>Joining irianians forces because you want to kill amerimutt and jews
R: 1 / I: 0
can somephono give me a 'chive/screen of the 'log when it was beign spammed with htsm during mousegram? i need it for a 'toss
no arrow
R: 1 / I: 0
fwsa far qd
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4SHIT IS DEAD LMAOOOOOOOOO

https://4stats.io/
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How are y'all doing today?
R: 56 / I: 31
Jak this
R: 1 / I: 0
when the log is brimstone niggerhell
R: 1 / I: 0
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What’s with the glowniggers trying to recruit people in the army

No seriously what’s up with that I don’t know
R: 2 / I: 0
new toss
fourth panel, medusas hair
R: 10 / I: 4
IT'S BASED AND ODIN PILLED
R: 3 / I: 1
We have always datamined the swede and whatnot but do we have any info on the chad? Surely he heard of the party at some point?
R: 8 / I: 5
fuck this shit webiste
R: 4 / I: 4
>Being a jew mossad agent trying to recruit goyim for US army
R: 3 / I: 1
if only there was a rule to prevent one person from creating new threads over and over with no intention of replying to any of them
R: 2 / I: 1
>THE JEWS ARE DDOSING THE WEBSITE MARIO AND LUIGI ARE MY VERY BEST FRIENDS MEDIA PENDING APPROVAL AND IT NEVER ENDS GEEEEEEG
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I wanna join the US army but I don't have citizenship, have never lived in the US in my life and I'm not israeli. How can I join?
R: 3 / I: 1
The army bait is still better than the tranime bait that's usually flooding the log
some of the reactions to the bait have made me geg also
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'Soyteen' of 4 years here. I've been thinking about enlisting since the start of senior high, though I always got distracted by all the 'gemmy CIU raids' and 'Jackboxes'.

But recently, the gems are running dry, and I know you know it is more than just the administration that is to blame. It is also something that should be taken personally.

These posts are the final nail to that decision. Why browse 8 hours a day here for essentially what we 'soyteens' here colloquially call, a 'brimstone' catalog, when I can devote my life to finally something - and that is protecting my country as a soldier for the U.S Army.
R: 36 / I: 5
jak dis
R: 6 / I: 2
How do you hide entire threads on the 'log?
R: 15 / I: 3
Can someone make a version of the Bible that uses soyspeak, it would very based and christpilled
>
R: 8 / I: 3
'ak 'im
R: 9 / I: 4
jannies please ban the faggot who is larping as a military glownigger just to bait others, i want my catty clean of bs today
R: 12 / I: 3
God imagine dominating Hero Hei’s femboy ass while he groans
>Ee-ehhh get off me you filthy anti anime shartycuck! N-Nyaaa~
R: 3 / I: 3
The army phono is baiting 'teens using the same tactics 'teens employ when baiting xitter troons (larping as israel) and its working flawlessly
R: 35 / I: 20
If I can fix my printer I want to put up some gems around the city. Your suggestions would be much appreciated.
R: 4 / I: 0
Whats ur opinion on rape?
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 486 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 184 / I: 88
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 540 / I: 109

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 407 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 418 / I: 72

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 123 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 548 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 82 / I: 14

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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