What if someone on KF sent you a seemingly genuine love confession?

[GratsTheat783]

They love you and want to e-date you. You can't prove whether it's a male or female either. Would you accept or reject it?

 

[Apu Wrangler]

Leave on read and carry on with my day

 

[peachlover669]

free achievement for me

 

[Brubby Two]

Interrogate, then begin dumping as many awful facts about myself as possible until the spell of enchantment is broken. If that doesn't work post photos of my room in disarray with miniatures all over the place. Final solution send Richard.

You can't prove whether it's a male or female either.

Women leave their unmistakable finger prints on every post they make. The experienced can tell.

 

[Yugica]

Inform them that I have the incurable afflictions of autism and liking Japanese music. No woman could withstand my rants about retarded bugs and no man would tolerate my music tastes so I can figure out which they are before accepting any confessions.

 

[Banworld Creature]

Since E-dating is lame and gay, I would have to be payed 50$ a month. And they will have to accept that UMP9, is my true waifu.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not into chicks with dicks so I'd have to turn them down the harshest way possible and hope they stream their suicide.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Of course I'd reply. If someone sticks their neck out you should reward it. (My radiant autism will scare them off anyway)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

reply with dick pic
erect if I’m interested
flaccid if I’m not interested

 

[cigint]

I would compose a heartfelt reply of course.

 

[draggs]

immediately leak that shit to mass deboots, that seems to be the thing to do

 

[OrionBalls]

Women leave their unmistakable finger prints on every post they make. The experienced can tell.

Tell that to @Fount of BadSpeak. Perhaps he's not "experienced" enough. Love you, boo!

 

[rel=alternate]

I'd encourage them to question their own sanity.

How can you love someone you know nothing about?

 

[Fount of BadSpeak]

Tell that to @Fount of BadSpeak. Perhaps he's not "experienced" enough. Love you, boo!

I am well aware this site is full of trannies. Love you xisters.

 

[Shig O'nella]

They love you and want to e-date you. You can't prove whether it's a male or female either. Would you accept or reject it?

Warning! @Trombonista sock detected. DNI.

 

[Fame or Shame]

Lovequest achievement here I come.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

@RACISM how did things go with your Kiwi hook ups?

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

E-dating is for troons and pedophiles

 

[GratsTheat783]

Just to be clear, I would NEVER, under ANY circumcision!

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Women leave their unmistakable finger prints on every post they make. The experienced can tell.

Unless is ''faggot'' far more gender neutral than I thought, it's not that unmistakably clear, because here I got called one many times. On reddit I got called chud, likely because girls are expected to be all kind, sex positive and not kink-shaming and calling someone a degenerate.

Posting from the position of a troon or a pooner, on the other hand, tends to be far more revealing of one's real sex.