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ayo come look at this -> https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15640208.html
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>I have managed to what I wondered could not be done
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>NUSOIS UNIRONICALLY GO ON SOYTWT LOOKING FOR PUSSY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
R: 6 / I: 4
>suck my cIitty, troon
R: 82 / I: 22

STANDARD GARTIC PHONO

Janjas, this is not bait nor hostile shilling.
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/00e480f41c
https://garticphone.com/en/00e480f41c
https://garticphone.com/en/00e480f41c

>Marge what the fuck is this game about

Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit

Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is

We will most likely play multiple gamemodes.
R: 2 / I: 1
The only based aryan non-tranny brown hating AI model.
Only trannies don't use Claude
R: 5 / I: 1
This girl I've liked for years is going to study overseas in a month.
R: 1 / I: 1
how do I install templeOS
R: 0 / I: 0
NUSOIS DON'T EVEN GET BLACKED BY THEIR TRANS GF'S BBC KEEEEEEEEK
R: 199 / I: 73
Post autismeralds ITT
R: 13 / I: 3
They actually look like this
>
R: 12 / I: 2

IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!'
R: 8 / I: 4
Nusois… I… I love BBC
R: 0 / I: 0
nusois don't got the moves
R: 54 / I: 13

Fourth Question thread

Making a fourth question thread:

1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl

7. What car do you drive?

8. What's the worst and/or most insane person you have come across on the sharty?

9. Is this SNCA?
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post nintendo gems
R: 31 / I: 6
Can someone explain how people are capable of cutting themselves?
I'm quite mentally ill but I actually could never bring myself to do it. How can others do it? It makes me feel like I'm not mentally ill enough.
R: 4 / I: 0
>Every man who calls himself a "leftist" is a woman beater, cuck, straight up bum, or a pedophile
R: 11 / I: 3
NUSOIS!
LET'S SETTLE OUR WAR OVER A TEAM FORTRESS 2 MATCH
169.254.105.19:37400
169.254.105.19:37400
169.254.105.19:37400
169.254.105.19:37400
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Have any of you ever spoken to someone who later got 'oxed and 'zad by us? If so, did you know something weird was up with them.
<reddit
I spoke to shayy a few times. I always thought he was pretty strange.
R: 7 / I: 4
=NUSOIS DON'T EVEN GOON TO BBC PORN KEEEEEK==
R: 4 / I: 3
>WIDE
>ANGLE-OH
>SAXOPHONE
>PRODUCTION STUNT!!!
R: 4 / I: 3
=NUSOIS DON'T EVEN HAVE A 7 INCH DILDO KEEEEEEEEEEEK==
R: 8 / I: 4
nusois are unironically going for trannies because they aren't getting any foids, jsid
R: 17 / I: 8
>posting loli 'p as bait
R: 1 / I: 0
>Calmdueling will never catch on
R: 433 / I: 89
Some nigger tourist made this brimstone video. You know what to do 'teens. gem it up!
https://youtu.be/6iRKGF2QFRE?si=hgn8SuT3g95rat5F
R: 7 / I: 2
THAT FEELING WHEN YOU SKIP 8 STRAIGHT WEEKS OF THE SEMESTER FOR NO FUCKING REASON
WHY DO I KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES EVERY TIME
TIME TO KILL MYSELF
R: 5 / I: 3
i went on soyjak,party, kuz i was bored, and i heard about this house covered in soot, and supposedly all the froot and dolls are haunted in it
R: 7 / I: 1
>SPORTS BAD BECAUSE IT’S CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS OR SOMETHING. YOU NEED TO FIGHT FOR YOURHECKIN COUNTRY
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NUSOI, WHY DO YOU HAVE FANFICTIONS ON A03 ?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55174993
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54253243
WTF/10
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46162699
COBSON TAKING THE BWC OF SLENDERMAN
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61358905
'ZELLIGCUCKS…
R: 11 / I: 7
=KEK NUSOIS DONT EVEN HAVE A TRANS GIRLFRIEND==
R: 31 / I: 9
Why is youtube showing me ts
R: 1 / I: 1
i fucking hate it here in university. This shit is not worth 4 years and 100k debt (im in a stem field for CS; however, i fucked it up due to unresolved self-esteem issues making doing anything extra hard).
<obsessed>
im gonna take a year off and see if i can get into something like a trade school while doing uni as nobody cares about your uni marks just that you have that useless "i wasted a gorillion shekels on some paper that said i am cool and sigma" degree. fucking hell meritocracy died the second uni and higher education became next to mandated here in canucktopia. now blue collar workers can get paid noticably higher than some white collar workers, given xey play their cards right.
<obsessed>
oh, and im gonna try and land a job for a general labourer as labouring is hyperborean (getting paid to lift… le good).
<obsessed>
besides, merit comes from genuinely giving a shit, so a year or two to /calm/ myself and find a reason to live will do me wonders and push me forwards more than just idly twiddling my thumbs or something.
<obsessed>
clipboardimage won btw
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was he right?
R: 223 / I: 79
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 1
Marge what does 'p mean
R: 19 / I: 10
>This would be considered controversial if it came out in 2025
>Get it? Because our modern America is LITERALLY RUN BY NAZIS, FASCISTS AND PEDOPHILES? AND THEY HATE BEING PORTRAYED AS EVIL GUYS IN MEDIA!!! THE CONSERVATIVE MAGAT NAZI SYMPATHIZERS WILL HATE THIS!!!1!
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Does not being into pussy make you a faggot? I think a hole with cheesy body fluids is disgusting and i'm not into it.
R: 4 / I: 2
Ywnbaw
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I'm a straight cis woman, and for the longest time ever since I was \~10-12 I am obsessed with gay porn.

It started from me feeling like my body was actually a dude, I was just born female. I kept feeling uncomfortable with straight porn for some reason. Nowadays I can only feel aroused when I am imagining myself as a guy.

My homophobia was so bad because I cannot see a gay couple or a happy bisexual man without feeling disgusted or uncomfortable. I don't want to feel that way. I don't want to ruin gay men's lives.

Another thing is that it's not healthy because I became homophobic because I am secretly jealous of gay dudes and I want to be like them.

I tried talking to my therapist but I don't think she was helpful. And please don't make fun of me or just say for me to stop watching it. It's way much more complicated than that, and I don't want to be made fun of. fuggen jerdee
R: 3 / I: 2

INDIASISSIES VVQQQQQQQQQQQN

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<ayo come look at this -> https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15640208.html
<refrence to some shitty niggerlicious vine meme

Quote has actual tranny humour
R: 1 / I: 0
Oldfag worshipers are traitors to soykind and should be raped and skinned
fact
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Guess what I'm doing soyteens.
R: 2 / I: 0
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Whos gemmier
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What country has a notable absence of dark skinned people?
No arrow cause thats me
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I'm a straight cis woman, and for the longest time ever since I was \~10-12 I am obsessed with gay porn.

It started from me feeling like my body was actually a dude, I was just born female. I kept feeling uncomfortable with straight porn for some reason. Nowadays I can only feel aroused when I am imagining myself as a guy.

My homophobia was so bad because I cannot see a gay couple or a happy bisexual man without feeling disgusted or uncomfortable. I don't want to feel that way. I don't want to ruin gay men's lives.

Another thing is that it's not healthy because I became homophobic because I am secretly jealous of gay dudes and I want to be like them.

I tried talking to my therapist but I don't think she was helpful. And please don't make fun of me or just say for me to stop watching it. It's way much more complicated than that, and I don't want to be made fun of.
R: 1 / I: 0
I just got banned from my favorite minecraft GTNH sever by some tranny. Please direct me to the nearest twitch raid I need to fastburn some trannies right now.
R: 368 / I: 90

Operation: Brimming the Brimmy

'OX THIS PEDO groyper BRI'ISH FEMBOY
This Bri'ish femboy groyper unironically named "Brimmy" (geg) larps as a literal shota/lolinigger from Onimai and posts pictures of loli and ximself gooning to loli

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL
armyarmy2

Birthday: 16 January 2000
Xitter: NipahPantsu, SniffingMahiron (WARNING: ANTIMATTER)
Aliases: Brimless
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcy6pNn1LDbK1BHyOcWOApw
Anilist: https://anilist.co/user/Brimless/
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/98094151
VNDB: https://vndb.org/u243687
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This doesn't even work btw since jannies will accuse you of secretly being a failtroll who tried to direct at 'p
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>Too Many F*cking Ziggers
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what do each of the letters mean?
>'a
>'b
>'c
>'d
>'e
>'f
>'g
>'h
>'i
>'j
>'k
>'l
>'m
>'n
>'o
>'p
>'q
>'r
>'s
>'t
>'u
>'v
>'w
>'x
>'y
>'z
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Undertale fucking sucks actually
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Chudjak's Inferno

ITT we make a gemmy Divine Comedy 'pasta
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I'm hungry but I got to keep up this fast
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Jak this
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how big is the soysphere?
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Im 25% ashkenazi jewish and 75% german am i a kike
R: 8 / I: 2
FUCK THIႽ ႽHIT WEBႽITE
R: 4 / I: 0
my mom is african and my dad is columbian. does that make me aryan?
R: 28 / I: 16
POST FROGFAILS AND FROGSISSIES ITT
>
R: 3 / I: 3
This is me and my girlfriend making a TikTok?
Well nusoi?
R: 0 / I: 0
voice chat thread because I'm bored
R: 1 / I: 0
Mishima Tuvache is Aryan
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>HTSM LE HECKIN- WAIT HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE MY FAKE ALTER EGO BOOGEYMEN YOU FAGGOTS MY SHITHOLE COUNTRY IS WHITER THEN YOU SEETHING KIKES PLEASE DON'T KILL ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK
R: 2 / I: 1
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i NEED an IAS girlfriend
R: 5 / I: 3

Fifth Question Thread

Fifth one since fourth died kinda fast for some reason:

1. Who is the worst person/group you have ever met online?

2. Have you ever seen someone using the sharty in a public place? Did such a person seem like somebaldi who wouldn’t be a ‘teen?

3. ‘Za place workers, former or current, have Jew ever delivered to somebaldi getting raided?

4. Do you know somebaldi irl who is a soyteen? Did it surprise you that this person is a ‘teen?

5. What is the oldest person you have seen on the sharty?

6. Who is the most insane person you have ever met? either online or irl

7. What car do you drive?

8. What's the worst and/or most insane person you have come across on the sharty?

9. Is this SNCA?
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>this article violates wp:transrights
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GTA IV is better than GTA V because the word nigger was said in one of the cutscenes
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>A very surreal and provocative realization just went off in my head!… I’d like comments from the atheists only please .
<reddit space
>So, this morning, thinking again about existence and nonexistence..
<reddit space
>… a weird (maybe) but obvious thing came to me, that:
<reddit space
>LIFE is just an interruption in our nonexistence!
<reddit space
>Now I have a deeper appreciation for people who think that death doesn’t really exist, and the philosophies that embrace that.
<reddit space
>What we call “death” that we mourn and weep about, is actually a welcome reinstatement of our nonexistence!
<reddit space
>.. where there are no more fights, no wars, no more pain, no frustration, no worries, no nuclear bomb threat, no emotional scars from being cheated on, no religion to fuck with our heads and take our money and lie to us .. the list is literally endless.
<reddit space
>Think about it!
<reddit space
>At this moment in my de-conversion from the Southern Baptist Christianity DEATH CULT I was in, this makes me feel very comfortable and very warm..! believe it or not…!
<reddit space
>BECAUSE.. it made me realize the mathematical and astronomical odds of ME being BORN and having an interruption (good bad or indifferent) in MY nonexistence, when so many other billions and billions never get this chance to enjoy existence ..!!
<reddit space
>Think about that and give me your thoughts, and please be respectful.
<reddit space
>Thanks!
<reddit space
>SP
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>IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG

>https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL


>You have one hour to vote!'
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>let's kill faggots
R: 2 / I: 0
how does it feel to wake up next to a trans girl?
R: 0 / I: 0
>let's kill faggots
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THERE ARE TADPOLES UNDER MY SKIN
THERE ARE FROGS BEHIND MY EYEBALLS
EVERYWHERE I GO IS A POND
THERE ARE FROG EGGS COMING FROM MY MOUTH
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How do women deal with the fact that they are dickless and impotent?
Like really, they can't do much except getting penetrated, stuck on the receiving part.
Men can get penetrated, but they can also penetrate. Women literally only get to experience one side of sex (and can't pee standing too).
Idk, I find this humiliating to have a body that just can't do sex correctly.
R: 13 / I: 9
GEG NUSOIS THINK WE CARE ABOUT A SINGLE NAMERAPE
R: 1 / I: 0
Can someone with a viggle ai account make this into giga
R: 32 / I: 6
does anyburundhi have that video of some troon going in xis disgustingly male voice "i fucking love women"
R: 0 / I: 0
>let's kill faggots
R: 0 / I: 0
>let's kill faggots
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The funniest part about this game is the creator practically admits to being a reactionary who got radicalized on tiktok (app literally designed to give you a victim complex) which is why they made this game.
I may honestly pirate this game when it comes out just to see how bad it is.
R: 24 / I: 4
Would you rather have intercourse with a pooner or a tranny ?
R: 0 / I: 0
>low budget stories
R: 1 / I: 1
>shit bait about troons gets replies while gems die
Do soycucks really?
R: 2 / I: 0
>some posters here are brown or black
R: 8 / I: 1
Tranimesissies…
R: 6 / I: 1

Where can I get Soot Quest?

The 'ki links to download the game don't work. Soot Quest looks like a gem so I really want to play it, but where do I get it from?
R: 30 / I: 14
there’s a trans girl in my cs lab group. she’s kinda cute
R: 0 / I: 0

Are you allowed to vote?

"no" doesn't Necessarily meant that (you) are underage
>
R: 1 / I: 0
>ayo come look at this -> https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15640208.html
R: 2 / I: 1
>Oh you didn't like my cookies? That's too bad sonny, well now I'm going to microwave your pet squirrel! Goodbye little squirreljak!
<AW HELL NAW NIGGA GET ME OUTTA HERE THIS IS NUTS NIGGA!
R: 16 / I: 6
Nusois genuinely think this is a soyjak website and not an anime one
R: 55 / I: 6
I weigh 120kg with a fat hairy ass that rivals cado, how do i cope with this?
R: 4 / I: 1
>Wikipedia as a source
R: 0 / I: 0
Whatever happened to stinky bra girl?
R: 8 / I: 1
<lick my shoes chuddy!!!
>yes princess!!!
R: 6 / I: 1
is sneakers o’toole still a gem now that xitter has it?
R: 2 / I: 0
>So much mpa today
Jannies are slow. Are they heating something other than hot pockets?
R: 21 / I: 9
redditors dont even know omgsisa
R: 1 / I: 0
everybaldi on twitter has a very very very bad porn addiction
R: 5 / I: 2
Ias
R: 14 / I: 8
>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE! LE YURI! LE YAOI!!! IM GONNA COOOOM
R: 11 / I: 5
Gemmy video thread
R: 7 / I: 2
Im tired boss. Im just tired but I keep going. I know its faggot thing to say (and melodramatic) but I just wanted to say it… Why are all my university collegues such a annoying faggots? Why it ALWAYS needs be bunch of faggots, who are acting like niggers to some annoying faggot retards who cant shut up.
Phew, im better now, fuck those faggots
R: 5 / I: 1
what are the jaks' called that are trying not to laugh like ninja fortnite
R: 11 / I: 4
Would you rather goon your tb/wp to tama or soytan ?
R: 11 / I: 3
Uhhhhmmm GUYS, I know there are two boards for this but… uhhhmmm look at this!!!!

These references to things that are public knowledge prove that my tranny rnca (which isn't any different from other tranny rnca) IS sharty culture so please let me shit up your board with references to my RNCA for this… specific reason!!!!

Also if you say it's gay I'll just call you a new soy because uhhhh, you are okay? or something
R: 13 / I: 6
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posting bbc (BuckBrokenCope) "irony" in 2026
R: 3 / I: 2
I'm 35 years old and I look like this.
R: 14 / I: 3
KEEEEEEEEK I BET NUSOIS CAN'T EVEN COMPLETE CELESTE
R: 48 / I: 18
>nusois don't spend 40k monthly donating to IShowSpeed's stream to make him notice you
R: 3 / I: 0
if you are soyjak.party user, then what are you without it?
R: 9 / I: 3
Good evening, gentlemen. Hypothetically speaking, if one were to consume only soylent, which variant would be considered the most… optimal?
R: 2 / I: 0

Floyd's Feed & Seed

Floyd's Feed & Seed
R: 0 / I: 0

Floyd's Feed & Seed

Floyd's Feed & Seed
R: 6 / I: 2

Mateusz

:D
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Taxed Brass is literally talking with gay chinese who dress up in drag when do we rape him
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 32 / I: 13
>nusois dont know the concept of platonic adoration because their brains have been warped from excessive porn consumption that they can only imagine someone looking at a female sexually
R: 10 / I: 2
I have a huge urge to goon right now send jaks and pictures to make me not goon.
R: 4 / I: 1
Flurp
R: 10 / I: 1
I have wasted yet another day of my youth on this website
R: 11 / I: 4
Somebody giga all these thumbnails
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 0
sleep well everyone, especially the jannies
R: 1 / I: 1
>Mixing races
R: 0 / I: 0
AI gigafy him or something
R: 3 / I: 1
>being the opposite of heterosexual
R: 5 / I: 2
>I’M SPROKING OUT IM SPROKING OOOOOOOOUT
R: 1 / I: 0
>Oh boys! Come into the kitchen, Grandma Cob made you fresh cookies! They're made with extra soy, just how you kids these days like it!
R: 1 / I: 1
>bbc is god and i deserve to die
R: 5 / I: 1
nusois hate furrys for no reason look at how cute we are
R: 13 / I: 5
>being a gooner
R: 26 / I: 7
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG ZELLIG AND BARNEYFAGS WHAT'S THIS?
R: 0 / I: 0
Remove all boards except /soy/ and watch the pph go up. Its that simple, i should be owner instead
R: 1 / I: 0
sprite + coke
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 68 / I: 35
Soyjack this
R: 3 / I: 2
why does d3adnigger with an e instead of a 3 cause the spam detection to trigger
R: 1 / I: 1
Soycucks lost btw,
R: 25 / I: 6
>TOURIST FILTERED!!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
I tried sproke and fucking shat my guts out
R: 0 / I: 0
FUCK TUBI
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
never stress… have a low cortisol level….
R: 0 / I: 0
>AITA for screaming at the Walmart employee because he didnt give me my Switch in time?
R: 4 / I: 0
>cum in my bussy, troon
R: 5 / I: 3
Giga Won Giga Won Giga Won
R: 6 / I: 1
>pepsi + coca cola
R: 0 / I: 0
>Spam detected. Post discarded.
R: 7 / I: 3
Will posting racist stuff on soyjak.party without a VPN affect my future career prospects?
R: 9 / I: 2
Every time I goon it makes me really anxious and I don't know why I do it I have a girlfriend. Does gooning make anyone else anxious?
R: 21 / I: 8
not being a pedophile is aryan
R: 0 / I: 0
>Low Budget Stories
R: 4 / I: 0
Why haven’t we wiped a ‘tok comment sections yet? They’ve added a new image feature which allows us to upload ‘jaks, I think that’ll be a really gemmy idea to do currently
R: 8 / I: 0
Guys what happened to him
R: 3 / I: 1
What if those 2 married
R: 4 / I: 3
ITT we search up sharty terms on google
R: 6 / I: 0
Test
R: 4 / I: 3
Raptoss.
What kind of lyrics are those ?
R: 7 / I: 3
why is the pph so fucking low now
R: 8 / I: 6

Zarty embassy

Hello Sharty, Quote allowed us to establish an embassy here
R: 2 / I: 2
>AI ruined my life
R: 3 / I: 2

made a shitty imageboard

cobson.party

cobsons must be in every thread
R: 3 / I: 2
Christpill thread
R: 72 / I: 33
GTA 5 is gooder than GTA 4 in every conceivable way and every reasonable person who isn't an insufferable retard who understands NOTHING about videogames knows this is TRVE.

GTA 5 has a larger, more diverse map. Better vehicle handling, better gunplay and combat mechanics, better online mode, gameplay wise it's superior to its predecessor in every way.

GTA IV is also a downgrade in history to GTA SA given it does not even have airplanes and a more worse map in every aspect.

The story does not insist upon itself like the IV plot does, trying to lecture the player about how the slavoid nigger immigrant behaving like a nigger criminal is achually a good person because le heckin republicans or some shit.
V depicts bad people and does not shy away from it, it's a story about criminals planning robberies, simple as.

IV is only liked by millenials, a generation of weak soy men who think sniffing their own fart is some deep introspective shit to do.

Stay mad at the trvkes.
If you disagree you are an low IQ nigger who understands nothing about videogames.
Let the real connoisseurs talk faggot.
R: 4 / I: 0
NUSOIS POST FROG GORE TO INTIMIDATE THE FROGGODS
R: 1 / I: 0
give me trve gems so i can fill up my soyjak folder
R: 5 / I: 3
chud up this faggot video

https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8?si=OcXmoHNzV2R1Q3z7
R: 4 / I: 0
Daily reminder, /QA/ Quote and Null is doom ii credits, its sharty culture
R: 6 / I: 3
How can tranny porn be gay if the troon in question looks like a woman?
R: 7 / I: 6
MTF TRANS 'TEEN
So I've just bought my first thigh highs, stockings and a skirt. Next week I'm gonna get my first HRT dose.
Do you guys recommend growing my hair out or just buy some wigs? I'm gonna be sooo feminine:3 and oreos
R: 17 / I: 5
best programming language?
R: 10 / I: 3
Hi
R: 0 / I: 0
>yikes
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 2
do you like any food that is gross. i like sangria and black licorice which both taste like vomit
R: 7 / I: 9
geggy video thread
R: 3 / I: 3
welcome to the cobson line
R: 14 / I: 3
Mr. Janny may I please see my notes no arrow
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 3
I’m a monkey
R: 5 / I: 2
frogcacas…
>
R: 8 / I: 4
Daily reminder, /QA/ is ongezellig credits, its sharty culture
R: 2 / I: 1
I looksmaxxed vlodson
R: 11 / I: 4
best IDE program?
R: 3 / I: 0
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MLP won btw, Lee lost and is rotting in hell
R: 39 / I: 19
Found this absolute brim on tumblr. Which one of you faggots is advertising their true crime community soycord on fucking tumblr?? (KEK NUSOIS WHAT IS THIS)
<
Im obvouisly not linking the post because it links to a cord but you can see the whole post.
R: 0 / I: 0
>GEGaros the God of GEGging
R: 0 / I: 0
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test
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Have you ever fallen out of love with a girl?
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Ever since the cacacaust this site has been dead as fuck

JSID
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>dipping your guinea pig in a vat of shit
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VERY SCIENTIFIC QUESTION

Nusois… What soyjak’s are circumcised? I need to know this information. This is very important
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Nusoi if you make a thread that just say "Pizza Movie (2026)" you will get infinite reppys.
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can someone jak him
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>Pizza Movie (2026)
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>I HATE that hedgehog…
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((((((((((((10×54!)^282736373882928373626Ϫ92837281920397356567372920103Ϫ)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)!)th geggy video thread
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YOU FUCKING JEWISH NIGGERS, WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU 2 FUCKING DAYS TO MOVE A FUCKING LAPTOP 4 MILES? IT SHOULDN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS LONG, ITS 18 MINUTES AWAY DURING HIGH TRAFFIC!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT UPS WHERE IT TAKES 2 FUCKING DAYS TO MOVE A SINGLE INSTATE PACKAGE? ARE YOU NIGGERS THIS FUCKING STUPID? DO I NEED TO FUCKING PICK IT UP FOR YOU BLOODY KIKENIGGERJEWS? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DELAY IT I WILL COME IN THERE AND RAPE YOU ALL TO DEATH WITH MY 10 INCH ASSAULT RIFLE
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my nephew said death to Israel <he's five
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wtf is this gem i found
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>MFS sandniggers
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>atheistGODS won
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to somephonos that are still waiting for the YWNBAW smv, im still doing it. just saying because i said that i would finish it in 2 days in a thread, but i started putting effort into it so its taking me a lot longer.
>
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Nusois Chuds. What is your favorite soyjak and also what is your favorite color?
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Pizza Movie (2026)
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how much vishnupilled are you guys here in /soy/?
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Which mares have you clopped to?
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Look at this video nusoi
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>HMMMMMM TODAY I’M going to kill some Nazi racist >FACINST chuds on the x.com
>*YOU CHUDS ARE AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS YOU ARE NOT >EVEN A REAL NAZI THOUGH YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL >NAZ-………*
>Wait frick I need to think of something else
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how much christpilled are you guys here in /soy/?
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itt we gigaquote posts from antifurrycringe
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this was called a critique on liberals, by a commie
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The sharty is covered in because it’s shit.
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Hello xaaaars can you give me free shit on steam
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199501067012/
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Are mountainbikes aryan
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Question

What's your stance on soy protein as an alternative to whey? I'm tight on budget and soy isolate is twice cheaper than whey.

Asking here because 4chan is unusable.
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brand new groundbreaking HERstorical 'toss
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ITT we colonize >>>/yyyyyyy/ and turn it into the nu kway
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RAPE THIS FUCKING TRANNY NIGGER

This nigger is trying to trannify classical music, rape now now NOW
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thoughts on this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XYdZwwugU4
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When was the last time we did a fun raid
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Gigafly

I’m traiso btw
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J-Roc won
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why did brody foxx say this?
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I have intense FOMO if I'm not on the sharty every five minutes
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>mixing your piss with shampoo and toothpaste as a kid
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>ITS DA FUHCKEN AHNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
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and oreos
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i use arch
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I'll never be gemmy. And that's alright. I'll always be ruby. And that's alright. Because I'll never be coaly. I'm not gemmy. And that's gemmy.
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>Being a dirty, disgusting, filthy pedophile child rapist cannibal nigger subhuman who goons to 'p all day, larps on xitter, grooms minors and baits nusois on /soy/ every day whilst running numerous 'p websites
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>Still can't reach 1000pph anymore on either Either Euromutt or Amerimutt hours, shit PPH constantly on prime Euromutt hours
>ACTUALLY no SECA Raids and Doxes since 2025 due to jannies deleting the threads before it blooms
>Everyday people are metawhining about the state of the sharty
>'Log full of shit, NAS and Bait
>Quote going to shut it down in 2028

it's so sad to see the actual downfall of the site. Never thought the day would come

>Soot if you can hear us please save us. Please save us Soot. Please… please save us.
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Does anyone else here eat their boogers?
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/soy/ color differentiation test, what does the text say?
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someone post the "im trans btw" ai video plsplspls
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>gigaquoting
>liking things I don't like
>self inserting as poopson
>posting your own dick on pooner subreddits
>attentionwhoring
>spending all your moneys on hookers
>eating boogers
>animal crossing
>connecting to localhost:666
>forgetting the TV on before going to sleep
>not brushing your teeth
>stealing a rare copy of earthbound 64 (heckin' lost media)
>posting things that make make my clitty leak
>gigaquoting my post
>being a tranny nigger kike mudslime
>falling for bait
>pooping from your eyes instead of your butt
>forgetting your home address
>stealing candies from kids
>ultrakill
>upvoting transphobic posts
>terraria
>forgetting your mom's birthday
>scratching your balls in public
>making my clitty leak
>not washing your junk
>having a signed copy of daisy's destruction
>having energy drink addiction
>using boogers as shaving cream
>destroying sand castles
>undertale
>posting on the sharty while underage
>smearing faces all over the hospital's windows
>reading all this random shit I just wrote
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'p is bad
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>you are all built for….. hey wheres everyone going!
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>while I believe A.I 'art' has no space in the creative world, I do concede that the videos of the 'Gigachad' meme riding aboard a fly are quite humorous.
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inb4 quote says hi to me
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>when the nusoi says this was ever a soyjak forum and not a gigachad/anime/htsm forum
Ban all soyposters
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ITT we colonize and gem up this coal mine
https://msmemergroup.com/s/main
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How does /soy/ feel about fisheyejak becoming popular?
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the gem that saved /soy/

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kill all foids? you say shit like this
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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