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I have totally not found little kitty teeth marks on my packer before.....

Kitty was determined to make their ancestor felines proud by attackin' the willy

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The only time when it’s good that the dicks not attached tbh……..

oh god I get phantom limb sometimes and this made me cringe so hard

I’m so sorry. I also get phantom limb sometimes.

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I have 4 cats, and 2 of them of chewers. They have chewed through multiple resistance bands, my kids soothers when they were little, etc. I'm waiting for the day that I'm careless with my dick and they go to town on it.

This is why trans men are OP. When cis men are careless with their dicks, they have to pay their kids’ bills for 18 years. When we’re careless with ours, we just get a couple tooth marks and buy a new one.

Lol beautifully said.

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my cat has literally dug mine out from the depths of my drawers to eat mine 😭😭

Lol that's determination. And I'm sorry for the loss of your penis.

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Tbh I use socks as a packer atm bc my kitten chews anything she can. My wrist and ankle braces (more like compression sleeves) actually have a separate drawer I keep them in at night because she’ll just casually trot by holding one of them if I don’t. Doesn’t even fight back when I tell her to hand it over - she knows she shouldn’t have it

Ahhh kitties. The lil 💩

Yeah she figured out how to get on the bathroom counter and chewed thru my stepdad’s water pick. Had to give him $55 to order a cordless one

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reminds me of that story on reddit when a dog was caught munching on a giant, life-like dildo

I spent fucking $1600 on some ultra real badass pack and play like 7 years ago and my dog tore it to shreds. Jesus that was horrible. The worst part though……she left the mess in the living room of the house I shared with 2 other male roommates (I’m very stealth) god I hope they didn’t recognize it was a penis hahahahahah they never said a word.

Oh my god, shared experience. One day, I came out of the bathroom, confused, hearing my dog doing zoomies around the house. I poked my head out of the hallway to see him with my dick in his mouth, running all around the house with it. Thankfully none of my family members were awake at the moment, or that would’ve been an eventful conversation.

This made me laugh out loud 10/10

thank god you werent cis

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My son found my stroker (I had put it on the night stand), he has an oral fixation. I was screaming at him to not put it in his mouth. Lol.

A toddler has two states: "don't put that in your mouth" and "at least take a bite".

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🤣 I mean there’s a reason Bellesa has a guarantee of if you send a photo of the canine culprit they’ll replace any destroyed toys.

I do fear the day I dog sit my boss’s Jack Russell terrier when I have a packer or getting my SD’s successor. That dog ate their roomba’s charger and destroyed a hat in the hour between I took it off and fell asleep and I got up. I was pissed cause it was a gift. Luckily it was a distressed style so it’s not going to be noticeable after I see the decal back on but, ugh. Also have caught that dog about to tempt death twice with electronics 💀 Luckily nylabones and her crate help prevent any more of those instances but, I have no doubt I’ll have a funny story to tell after I move out and get a realistic packer. Already imagined the possible comedic scenario of it falling out in the arena.(I work at a horse boarding stable)

My friends dog literally ate half of one of my packers when I was staying with her for a visit. She's lucky I love that dog or he'd have gotten punted :p

my packer has teeth marks in it from my dog haha

oml

Sounds like smth my dog would do 🤣

Lmao, ngl I worry about this when I start packing. I've got a very hyper Chihuahua with a definite oral fixation who has a knack for finding and getting into things they shouldn't. I love her to pieces and shes well trained, if I told her to leave it she would, but god help me if she finds it when I'm not around.

ye i've had to stop my cat attacking my packer 😭

and when i discovered it was sticky enough to stick to the ceiling when tossed, they all stared up like o____o

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