dogs ate my packer >:(
I've been having crazy bottom dysphoria and was looking at packers, I never really packed before so I got the Mr. limpy x small. I had it in a little pouch, in a jock strap, folded in my pants, on the night stand. the dogs I am pet sitting found a way to find it and ate the entire shaft. I am furious! I can't even complain to the owners because that's a weird thing to have in their house! ugh
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"dogs ate my dick" is definitely a new one!
is there anyway you could change "packer" to something else of some value so you could at least tell them their dogs have some behavior issues?
they know the dogs have issues, that's why I am watching them while she works because they can't be trusted alone this long. And the one I caught eating it was always the good one out of the pair D:
That dog is going to have some very weird poops. Hopefully they don't notice. Also, sorry for your loss.
That really is awful! I know you're really furious now as I would be but one day you'll find the humour in this. I'm assuming that $ is a bit of an issue to replace this but if I were you I'd go to your nearest store that sells these or email one and I think they might be compassionate and give you a discount on a new one.
I do pet sitting as well and I see how this would be devastating. Bottom dysphoria sucks.
Ferrets ate mine...
were they okay after it happened?
Yep, not the first time they ate something weird, won't be the last.
Firstly, that SUCKS man. I'm so sorry!
Secondly, as both a dog sitter and a pet owner who often has others watch his babies, one of them eating something that isn't approved food or treats is something the owners need to know.
I know it's super awkward. I wonder if you could say it was a stress ball instead? The ones that are squishy (not the foam kind) are made of very similar material, it seems.
It'd still be a way to inform them of the incident while saving face about the nature of the object. But honestly idk what the Mr. Limpy is made out of and what could be released as it breaks down (or doesn't). It could do anything from passing in one piece to sending the pup into a very bad state medically due to blockage or chemicals interacting with him.
Hoping he just passes it no probs!
oh god that sent my stress levels to 1000. it's already been about a day since it happened. wouldn't he be sick by now if it was hurting him? he hasn't puked or anything ( I'm watching him again right now ) I'm not sure how much he ate vs just chewed up and spread around.
He probably would be showing signs already of something was off. If he has pooped since then and you noticed where, I'd totally poke through it with a stick to see if it's in there. If it is, you're probably in the clear. I'd still tell the owners but it complicates things that some time has passed since the incident now.
Keep a really close eye on him, for sure. I didn't mean to make you freak out, just a healthy sense of concern/caution ;)
while this is shit af...ones gotta see the funny side xD Hope you get a new one soon, dude!
Man I am so sorry. Sincerely I am. Never felt such conflicting emotions reading a title before. Because I nearly laughed aloud when I saw it. Saving grace is that the Mr. Limpy is one of the more affordable packers.
My first and only thought was "kinky"