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Anonymous
Goon Time IS OVER 04/06/26(Mon)23:15:29 No.947791866
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US Draft is now an 85% likelihood on Polybet. That means a barracks environment with no electronics for months. Then deployment.

Best to start curbing your weaknesses now.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:17:44 No.947791923
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:17:44 No.947791923▶
>>947791866 (OP)

I'm gonna dodge it and then laugh at the cucks who couldn't avoid it. Can't wait to fuck their wives.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:20:36 No.947792001
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:20:36 No.947792001▶
I'm over 40 and fat and have health issues, suck my cock
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:25:27 No.947792141
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:25:27 No.947792141▶
>>947791866 (OP)
How would this work? I'll go all in on no draft.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:27:21 No.947792193
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>>947791866 (OP)
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:38:02 No.947792479
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:38:02 No.947792479▶
without internet i likly will be sympathetic, the new propaganda will make for a more efficient killer, i do not want a repeat of vietnam; hippies lamenting got men killed because the men on the front lines activly shot above or away from a target. young men were listening to the peace and love crowd while actively being hunted and assumed their enemies had the ability or want to keep them alive, it was tragic and an important lesson to soldiers that if you have a sympathizer in your group they will waste bullets give away your position and reduce your survival rate dramatically. racist are the good, they have lines and will enforce them with their training.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:41:32 No.947792566
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:41:32 No.947792566▶
>>947792193
Dayumn
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:45:36 No.947792670
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:45:36 No.947792670▶
>>947792479
I wish you a painful land mine death, chud
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:45:56 No.947792681
>>947792479

We need to genuinely silence the hippies this time. Make it conditional for men in war to hit the fucking target. You fail to defend against a threat? You don't eat that day. You leave a vulnerability open in your company? Your family ceases receiving your benefits. You desert? When you are found, you are shot. Enough of this pansy shit.
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Anonymous
04/06/26(Mon)23:48:20 No.947792753
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:48:20 No.947792753▶
>>947792681
There is no name for what desperately needs to happen to your loved ones faggot
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:00:10 No.947793072
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:00:10 No.947793072▶
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stop the lies
this is 4chan!
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:01:58 No.947793146
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:01:58 No.947793146▶
>>947791866 (OP)
I still managed to jack off in Basic Training back in 2008, even before the base had gone coed. This new generation will still find a way, I'm sure.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:17:42 No.947793591
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:17:42 No.947793591▶
>>947791866 (OP)
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:37:01 No.947794071
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:37:01 No.947794071▶
>>947791866 (OP)
>unless you're rich
That's me
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:37:35 No.947794090
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:37:35 No.947794090▶
>>947792681
>hippies still exist
Boomer detected
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:41:57 No.947794206
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:41:57 No.947794206▶
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>>947791866 (OP)
is that such a threat on /b/ tho? most of these guys are gonna be intensely and for once triumphantly aware of the "ageing" part of "ageing edgelords" even if there is a draft
(which there won't be, drafts have a habit of not discriminating in favor of non-expendable people)
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:43:34 No.947794250
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:43:34 No.947794250▶
>>947791866 (OP)
Bet the Hairdressing & Manicure Corps is baffled by the sudden spike of volunteers it's experiencing.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:45:10 No.947794298
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:45:10 No.947794298▶
ow my bone spurs
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)00:52:09 No.947794507
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)13:52:09 No.947794507▶
>>947794206
Actually since I play a wide variety of video games I would be best suited for the drone control center, where I could goon in between drone strikes
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)01:07:56 No.947794909
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)14:07:56 No.947794909▶
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I honestly hope they do draft me. I'm old as shit and already got kicked out twice, but I don't care. Maybe being turned into burger meat in some ditch in Iran will give my life meaning again.
>I'll never afford a house, but at least I can get this comfy casket with a flag draped over it
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)01:46:37 No.947795803
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>>947794909
>>947794909
4ID is essentially the Oldsmobile of the Army’s portfolio of offerings. Why did they kick you out, ma’am? Pre-deployment pregnancies?
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:12:18 No.947796291
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:12:18 No.947796291▶
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>>947795803
Personality adjustment/disorder. Kicked out during AIT.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:14:32 No.947796333
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:14:32 No.947796333▶
>>947791866 (OP)
GOOD, holy fuck GOOD i want to see you faggots die so much. god fucking damn
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:21:03 No.947796437
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:21:03 No.947796437▶
>>947796291
>>947796291
I’ve never understood the malfunction in this photo. Anyone care to explain?
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:21:58 No.947796455
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:21:58 No.947796455▶
>>947791866 (OP)
Dont go. Fuck America. Dont die for Saudi Arabia
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:22:32 No.947796462
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:22:32 No.947796462▶
>>947791923
Attaboy
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)02:23:58 No.947796475
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)15:23:58 No.947796475▶
>>947792681
Man you sound like America didnt recently bomb Serbia for bring mean to Muslims
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)03:01:01 No.947797208
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:01:01 No.947797208▶
>>947791866 (OP)
I am laughing so hard right now
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)03:02:41 No.947797243
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:02:41 No.947797243▶
>>947792001
yew, boy, yew can stand out front. you'll stop lots of bullets

at first
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)03:03:57 No.947797264
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)16:03:57 No.947797264▶
>>947792681
no son, listen, you're fighting the IRANIANS, not the hippies, okay?
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)04:31:44 No.947798599
Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)17:31:44 No.947798599▶
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>>947791866 (OP)
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