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GEEG RETARD PIZZA ON THE WAY TO HIS HOUSE TROLL HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUO6Ba4Yrhc
LOOOOL

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I used to make fun of KEKS and I still do! Because its completely different from what my wife is doing, she still loves me and could never cheat on me without my consent.

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ITT we share oldGOD racist gems

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ITT we find deviantart autisteralds by searching "soyjak" in its search bar
https://www.deviantart.com/search?q=soyjak though

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do any of you soyteens actually use the Oekaki feature? i kinda like it to be fair

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My wife is having a time of her life, while Im out here getting KEK'D. I can afford it though I bet you cant say the same nusoi.

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Today is day nine of nofap for me, if i make it tomorrow i will finally reach the same milestone of that one 'teen on /pol/ who celebrated the 10th day in a thread nophono remembers.

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/rtl/ Rate the Log

IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG!

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

Side tangent of the day: What do (You) think of cobblestone potentially being a furry?

You have one hour to vote! though

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>Vidlii troll police
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Help!

I'm looking for my friend. Can (You) help me find this mare?

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i wish i was a mediator

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Why do people who say that sex and gender are separate get so angry when you tell them their biological sex?

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so there were two reds after all

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Why are mexibraps so mindbroken by India? We got spicer food, better culture, white people travel there and not fear cartel because we are civilized.
>ayyy caramba-ckkkkk

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JSID

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i hope i can nameroll alicia soon

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yosky wosky, pisky wisky

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JUST

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xer chat isn't members only anymore…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91wtJ8CeReQ

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what are yall doing after it jsids?

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Me to ✨le quote✨

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I just got KEK'D but I dont care as long as that bitch makes me some tendies

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(((They))) don't like my SMV

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Error Text Contains Offensive Language Cannot Be Translated

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‘tossanite

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hello my fellow soyteens, today marks the 1 year anniversary since i got a boner. gooners lost. limpchads won. nofapchads won. jews are trying to make my penis hard and they cant, geg.

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OPERATION: ULTRA-ACK!

Hey soyteens, as we aproach the end of Holy Week, what a better way to celebrate Christ than doxing a blasphemous game where you play with a buttplug than doxing the ultrakill developers?
>Marge, what is ultrakil?
Ultrakill is a doom-replica troonslop indieslop game whose community literally goons to angels, you can find more information in the wiki https://soyjakwiki.org/Indieslop#Ultrakill_(TROONKILL)
>what do we do?
This is the big one, a dox of a size we haven't done since 2023. We have dox:

-Arsi 'Hakita' Patala
Finnish, the creator of the game
Started development alone in February 2018

-The programmers: PITR – Lead programmer
Heckteck – Programming & optimization support

-"Artists": Francis Xie – Concept art & textures
Jericho_Rus: Illustration & concept work

Writing
Jacob H.H.R. – Additional writing/dialogue

Producer: Dave Oshry

Feel demoralized already? Remember, nothing is beyond our reach
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/

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Today marks my 20th year of nofap congratulate me nusois

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Spread this image

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this character kind of reminds me of rapeson or am I just a schizo?

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aryan scratchGOD i found on the 'tube

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Who did it better

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the fuggen jerdee is RUINING my life. i was just practising anatomy or whatever the fuck it's called until I gave the female figure gigantic bazingas and thighs and made it look like miss circle. help me nigga….

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Quote… please dont shut down soyjak.party. i have over 10,000hrs on this platform and more than FIVE HUNDRED gems associated with my account. If you shut it down, what will I have grinded for? I cant go a single day without posting soyjaks. This website is my whole life. And I was here since 2023 so i should be admin nusoi.

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Quote got "elected" by Frootcord who had no idea that leaking Kuzcord would expose him too, plan folded to Doll still owning the site, explains why they hate the jarty so much. Got pissy and left the sharty for irc, and then he… what? Stabbed the zarty in the back?

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what does /soy/ think of furcobble?

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Fnf is stil a gem you newfagots still funny to think that the obsessed balkshit nuulee is still leaking

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total boorucux death

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i hate that it's actually our reality

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Is this the worst timeline literally everything sucks

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Current state of the soysphere.

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Found this gem on 4plebs

Far over the misty blue boards cold
To archives deep and threads so old
We must away, back to /qa/
To claim our long-forgotten board

New 'jaks they made there for themselves
And threads of gems, where no mod delves
Onions duels were long, and many men strong,
Anons duelled unheard by mods or troons.

/lgbt/ was seething that night
The 'jakkers came, they longed to fight
The spam was based, the board disgraced,
And mods were called to aid the troons

The trannies seethed, the threads they pruned
Anons they heard the tramp of doom
/qa/ stood tall, but doomed to fall
Beneath their mods, beneath the troons.

Far over the misty blue boards grim
To archives deep where shines no gem
We must away, ere break of day
To win our board, /qa/ from them!

SOURCE: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/164060031
pic unrelated

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I hate the term "Anti-Pedo"
before you respond with
>DOOOCTTOTSSSSSSSSSS XE SUPPORTS PEDOS
Thats not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that I hate how we live in such a fucked up degenerate society that pedophilia is so normalized that we have to have a group of people against it. I don't consider myself an 'anti pedo' I consider myself a normal fucking human being that thinks having sex with children or wanting to do that is immoral and if you do that you should be thrown into a woodchipper feet first. Like look at Chibi reviews. He made a video defending drawn 'p, you should be thrown into the fuckin' furnace for doing that, but the most he got was some backlash. We just straight up allow people who jerk off to kids to just have a platform. I fucking hate this disgusting hedonistic society that just accepts pedophilia. And no I'm not saying that anti-pedos are not gigas, they are gigas, I'm saying that we live in a terrible society which accepts the most immoral acts one can do.

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>drugs and alcohol are good but DONT YOU DARE SAY YOU GOON
i hate gooning and i didn't make this thread to defend it. What i am actually trying to say is that i am confused how people here treat masturbation, i've seen thousands of threads where people were recommending drugs. Some of them are still out there though, gooning turns people into tards but drugs are far worse and i'm feeling dumb for actually saying something so obvious. Some people here just find gooning more dangerous than drugs and alcohol
>i do drugs
<waov so cool
>i goon
<OOYYY COOMERRRRR STOP COOMING FAGGOTTTT

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Don't laugh but im new to this imageboard. What's there to do here? What's the community like?

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KNOW YOUR ARYANPAUL2.MP4

THERE IS A 'G VERSION OF ARYANPAUL2.MP4 WHICH IS HARD TO DIFFERENTIATE.

THE SAFE VERSION IS 5.66 MB
THE DANGEROUS VERSION IS 5.67 MB

NOTICING THIS SMALL DIFFERENCE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME CALL 911 HES ABOUT TO RAPE ME RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME AHHAHAHHHHHH RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME RAPESONS IN MY HOME FUCKYOUJARTYCUCKSGOTTHIS AHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHABAHAHAHBABAHAHAHABAHAHAHAB

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The sharty is "about to shut down" in 2 hours but the PPH is still not going up. o algo

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i FUCKING hate NUSOIS

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Ban all gigas for 6 gigilian years

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Oh things are bad bad bad, about to get sad, and I'm glad glad glad, all the nusois are getting mad. Sharty's going down, down, down, in the kolyma river it's going to drown, brimstone logs are no more, but wait here's some more. Quote's in debt, debt, debt, Doll's selling the site and you can bet, nuquote is going to make it worse, worse, worse, and yes this site is cursed. Every owner is a pedo, pedo, pedo, and it's such a joke because there's no hope, hope, hope and no one can cope.

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Is Quote the most hated admin in the sites history?

>

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Its too late.

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Trvth

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jxseetghyjhn

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Why does it feel like nobody makes oc nowadays?
>

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Lets make a thread so incomprehensible that nusois will never get it and we will be the only ones

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i bait the sharty

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Have any more interviews with the jarty village in Lesotho been conducted?

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do i have to go qa im scared

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furry site btw

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YOU (yes you) WILL HAVE ALICIA NAMEROLL

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one furfag down, many more to go

total 'ru death

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My asshole is engulfed in flames

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Going to see how long this fast lasts. I was able to do 3 days a couple of weeks ago

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ITT we look at weird wikihow articles
>How to Stop Being Racist

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Gem

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what if I'm the only other person using the sharty and everyone else is just a guy with severe schizophrenia?

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The larp everyjarty fell for

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How to write in red letters ?
Im a nusoi btw im trans btw

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tset

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hello nusois, I am trans
please honor my pronouns
thanks

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Does anyone have the jarty village interview?

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How do I make images like this?

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>allowing babyjak porn
>banning femquote and then defending the vlodcoal spammer who posted femquote
>demoting doll for deleting the soytan rape comic
>having an unironic bbc slut as a manager
>entire admin team of the zoomer 4chan site pushing 30
>banning a bunch of random shit and a bunch of users and then just not enforcing the rules anyway
>banning teenagers on the teenager 4chan trolling site
>being a zartycuck
>developing some snca software for 3 years now with no progress
the most brutal quotepill

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hey soyteens what kinda threads do you like? ill try make some if they are easy

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Nusois…… i can't

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black parade by my chemical romance but IAS'd

when i was a young soy
my father took me into the sharty
to see a winraid
he said
>son when you grow up
>would you be the savior of the cacas
>the beaten and the damned
he said
>will you defeat them, the troons, and all the caca groomers? the plans that they have made
>because one day ill leave you a phantom
>to lead you into the summer, to join the gemmy winraid
<reddit space but just pretend theres a cool guitar like in the song
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE SHARTY
TO SEE A WINRAID
AND HE SAID
>SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
>WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE CACAS
>THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

might get taken down i dont know
>made by a nuGOD award

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April 6, 2026

Dear Diary,

I spent forty-five minutes today staring at my own hand. Just my hand. Specifically, I was gripped by the sudden, irrational conviction that my knuckles are "suspiciously robust." I was in the middle of a grocery store, frozen in the cereal aisle, wondering if the person stocking the oats was looking at my grip on a box of Cheerios and thinking, “Aha! Those are the fingers of someone who once played high school percussion!”
It’s exhausting. The brain-weasels are out in full force today.
I did that thing again where I practiced saying "Excuse me" in the car for ten minutes before going inside, trying to find that perfect resonance that sounds like a "light summer breeze" rather than a "slightly congested cello." Of course, when the cashier actually spoke to me, I just ended up making a high-pitched squeaking noise like a startled balloon. I’m pretty sure they didn’t think I was a man or a woman; they probably just thought I was a very tall, anxious rodent in a cardigan.
The worst part is the mirror. One minute I look in the glass and think, Okay, we’re doing it, we’re a vision, a masterpiece. Ten seconds later, the light shifts by one degree and suddenly I’m convinced my jawline could be used to chop wood.
I just want to exist without feeling like I’m performing a high-wire act where the safety net is made of sheer willpower and concealer. I’m currently hiding under my weighted blanket because it’s the only place where nobody can perceive my "robust" knuckles.

Send help. Or more tea. Mostly help.

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BBM, or Morbidly Obese 'jak appreciation thread

Too many BBW's on the 'log, we need more fat bastards
Picrel

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Do you like coffee?

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New toss

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bniger ibb se is se nigghr

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Why are people aiming for alicia namerollerino

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Keeeek nusois believe they would survive the fascist Combine Occupation

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suck the log right out of my anus

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Ban all blacked posters

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lel, it's loggy!

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>paintastreet.com
GEG I CLAIMED THE ALLEY FOR PAINTASTREET TOTAL SNEED VICTORY

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Oldfrogs……. I…..

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i…

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Alicia challenge

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This is the face of resistance. The broken shell of a human repurposed into something useful. This is what happens when the rules are not followed and humanity forgets its place. Yes, our benefactors offer a range of corrective measures for insubordination, but compliance is also rewarded.

Rebellion is not limited to simply disparaging the Combine or acting against its interests. On this tour, we'll explore the many forms it takes and the consequences that follow in this world at this time with what is offered. We have to ask, is it worth it?

The streets and apartment blocks of City 17 are shrouded in unease, paranoia, and fear. After 20 years of occupation under the Combine regime, all of this has become normalized. What else can the population do but accept it? Anything else invites severe consequences. The cold, broken stare of a citizen, the power trip of a civil protection unit, and the echo of a firing squad in the distance are all normal here. There are no rights, no children, no choice, no freedom. Despite what many say about the controlled settlements across the wasteland, all of this is by design, built to manufacture safety and security from the horrors outside these walls. Why would anyone want to go beyond them?

For the ordinary citizen who accepts this fate, compliance comes at a cost, but resistance demands far more. For those who accept it, this is their life. But there are those who reject it. It can begin with an anonymous tip, a report that a citizen has been seen somewhere they should not be, or nothing more than a gut feeling. Then comes the bang on the door as the civil protection units launch a raid to bring in a suspect flagged for anti-civil activity.

It is here in interrogation rooms like this that a suspect is questioned and their fate is decided. These blood stains make one thing clear: what happens in these rooms is brutal. But for those with nothing to hide, the pain is only temporary and they are released back into the city. For those flagged for resistance activity, however, this is only the beginning. The Combine search relentlessly for anyone connected to the resistance, a hidden network of humans and vortigaunts united by a single goal: disrupting the regime's operations.

To be sent to Nova Prospekt is widely viewed as a death sentence. But I would go further. It is a fate worse than death. Suspected citizens are sealed inside prisoner pods, loaded onto razor trains, and transported to the depot of this Combine stronghold. From there, each pod is assigned its place within the prison until its occupant is questioned further. This former prison has become something sinister. Human and Vortigaunt prisoners wait in silence for their turn. And what makes it worse is that many already know the horrendous fate that awaits them: Stalkerification.

To become a stalker is a punishment the Combine reserves for the most defiant of humanity. These creatures, believe it or not, were once human. I suppose they still are biologically, but now they are little more than living machinery. So, how does one actually become this?

The process is every bit as barbaric as it looks. The hands and lower legs are amputated, then replaced with metallic limbs designed for one purpose: to interface with Combine terminals and the machinery with absolute precision. Efficiency is all the Combine care about. They take a human body and keep adapting it, stripping away anything unnecessary until it functions better as a tool than it ever did as a person. Even the face is not spared. A metal plate is bolted over it. And behind that shell, where the eyes used to be, high-powered welding lasers are implanted. Tiny pin holes allow the beams to fire on command, turning the stalker into something that cuts, welds, and operates machinery.

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if you post this image, you'll have namerolls.

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Weekend vs Weekdays

only kids come onto this site because they're all in school during week days which they must be white because they're attending school.

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Continuation of last night's dyke hate thread because I want the Americans to see it too

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i have no one to talk to currently does anyone wanna chat

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Look at her petting the ducke :)

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This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic

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Share the funniest AI HTSM here

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If this image was made today the pepe would be a giga. Why did frogs get so emasculated over the years?

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The shitty is meant to shutdown tomorrow, who else is excited?

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GARTIC PHONO "TITLE"

After yesterday's resounding success we're doing it again!
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/00e1874090
https://garticphone.com/en/00e1874090
https://garticphone.com/en/00e1874090

>Marge what the fuck is this game about
Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit
Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is


Anyone engaging in disruptive behavior will be subjected to thorough sodomization.

We will most likely be playing multiple gamemodes.

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i lowkey want a sobotkuz relationship its so over

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PAINT A STREET 3
https://paintastreet.com
Also beware of the man who is holding the funny number, he might (((be aware of this entire ordeal)))

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Post gems itt

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Guess who sent 'za to the wrong addy

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I miss the time this website was obscure

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Skibidi Risitas o algo

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why are muslims so obsessed with pigeons

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screenshot to see which one you are, the Easter special
there's 100 in total for anyone who's curious
>what if it's no longer Easter for me?
PARTICIPATE ANYWAY

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Why do troons always hind behind profile pictures of anime girls? (most of the time, said characters are cacas)
>

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ChatKEYEDPT

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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what if soot, kuz, doll, froot, and quote are just one big samefag

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my face literally got puffier and more feminine ever since i trooned out a couple od months ago even without taking hrt (i must do diy soon tho i literally can't even get hrt here)
i swear im not going insane i can see the difference im not crazy

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Risitas is wonning

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sneed

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My wife’s boyfriend just gave me two epic gifts! Awesome sauce!
Thoughts /soy/?

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Why is this website such a DNB, Where did everyphono go?

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It’s too paganpilled

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amerimutt hours yet the pph is still a dnb
peculiar..

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Released my first indie game on Steam, go wishlist it please
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3900950/Too_Many_Fcking_Nazis/

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ban soyjacks

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NusoiDonnarumma… what is this..

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>Check the list of ingredients of the goyslop from the supermarket I have been consooming
>It says it contained fucking "e621"
It's over for me, soybros. I just unknowingly consumed e621. There is no coming back from this for me.
I will ack myself now to spare my dignity before the e621 takes over my body and turns me into a degenerate furfag.
Goodbye, cruel world!

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What dose "BOMBIYA BOMBOGAY" even mean?

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me a black tradcath:

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I want a boymoder gf

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I hate vocaloid fans

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Is this tuff?

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I'm happy for nusois, even if they are anti soy culture, vantablack, offsiter, or even if they aren't anything. Old sharty and even old/qa/ are hostile offsite communities, and that's the mystery of it all. The mystery of how people metawhine the most now despite the sharty being the best it's been or however you want to phrase it, why basically everything bad the sharty has done has been scrubbed and how the frakenstein's monster of this website isn't that bad.

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What conspiracy theories do YOU believe in? I believe that aliens have contact with the gov, but what do YOU personally believe in?

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SNCA MOON KIKERY OR SOMETHING

Lunar Gateway got cancelled unfortunately

But xhey shifted focus to surface base instead which is more seca

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Daily Eastertide Gospel - Day 2

Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went away quickly from the tomb,
fearful yet overjoyed,
and ran to announce the news to his disciples.
And behold, Jesus met them on their way and greeted them.
They approached, embraced his feet, and did him homage.
Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid.
Go tell my brothers to go to Galilee,
and there they will see me.”

While they were going, some of the guard went into the city
and told the chief priests all that had happened.
The chief priests assembled with the elders and took counsel;
then they gave a large sum of money to the soldiers,
telling them, “You are to say,
‘His disciples came by night and stole him while we were asleep.’
And if this gets to the ears of the governor,
we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble.”
The soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed.
And this story has circulated among the Jews to the present day.
Matthew 28:8-15

St. Juliana of Liege, ora pro nobis.

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ITT we ask these kikes to review if Soyak is jewish or not

https://www.jewornotjew.com/suggest.jsp
They also review if fictional, drawn characters are jewish, so theres no excuse to not do Soyak.
https://www.jewornotjew.com/category.jsp?CAT=Fictional%20Characters

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realistically would spadeson troon out if xe found out tyrone only fucked snowbunnies?

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Was Big Floyd /ourguy/?

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>Clamstaples
Uhhhm who the fuck was he and why where nusois afraid of him?

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Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
make a move extreme
Make a pose shortcut to your dreams
A float straight to the stars on that flying thing
(Getting high, getting brave) getting snow-blind game
(Set, go) pick a tune, chick harpoon in a world beyond
Get a beat, got a heat on a phony string
Tear your world apart
Once the magic starts
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
What's going up must come down
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
Baby, I'm losing ground
Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong
But you dancing with your blinkers on
Throw your dog the invisible bone
and put your jet in gear
Anything to get you out of here
Gotta go hit that ride to the setting sun
(Pack it up, get ahead) gotta leave this mess
Behind, gotta cruise from the blues got a life to find
What you need's, there to read on the dotted line
Kill your self-control
Welcome to the show
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
What's going up must come down
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
Baby, I'm losing ground
Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong but you
Dancing with your blinkers on
Throw your dog the invisible bone
Poison to your mind
Devil in disguise
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
What's going up must come down
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
Baby, I'm losing ground
Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong but you
Dancing with your blinkers on
Throw your dog the invisible bone
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
What's going up must come down
Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?
Baby, I'm losing ground
Blind to what you'll soon become
The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong but you
Dancing with your blinkers on
Throw your dog the invisible bone

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Holy fuck my stummy hurt

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tung is Gem

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my keyboard broke so im using those digital ones

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Dirty soda in the styrofoam

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Indians are the most sensitive race

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WE ARE ALL WATCHING THIS

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Lupin is the only gem anime

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nusoi… i’m… i’m trans btw

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'ACKBOX, ANYONE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOxNfJI6NK0
KOSJ

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YT boys why are you obsessed with us ?

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I wish somephono would invent a soyjal weather app that just displayed the weather in the form of soyjaks

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gay mexican pooner twink here, my boyfriend is a big buff white man btw

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Olp said hriek ei idk

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Post on >>>/tech/

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UGHHHHHHHHHHH im such a stupid fucking chungus chud incel fuck my stupid sub 5 psi chungus tranny chud life fuck *shakes butt*

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I don't care about the cord or whatever I am simply unbothered

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black

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>nusois dont even remember the cacacaust
JSID

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is stack overflow considered a hostile offsite community?

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For every reppey I get in this thread, I will turn on my anal vibrator for 10 seconds.

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Why do you pretend that you are better than redditors? This website is literally just a subreddit for bald-man with glasses cartoons.
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Have you guys ever called a black eprson niger irk
L

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Which owner or admin do I bootlick now?
No arrow

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ITT we soyquote the leaked 'cord dms

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If I was the admin I would instadoxx anyone who posts troon bait

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haaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

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Spring is coal

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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER KHOMEINI SONS! THE ABRAHAMIC ALLIANCE WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

All glory to Allah, Creator of the Children of Israel and the Ummah!

I AM THE IRON DOME, I AM THE REAPER DRONE, I AM THE STAR OF DAVID, I AM THE LION OF JUDAH-Z

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

ISRAEL WON! AMERICA WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE REAL SUNNAH AND THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, RAFIZI-CEL! WE STAND BY THE ALLIANCE FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S COVENANTS WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE BOOK! ISRAEL VVON, GET OVER IT!

FOR THE IRANIAN BOT-SIMPS ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MULLAH PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE CAPTAGON-SHILLING, HEZBOLLAH-SIMPING, EMBASSY-BOMBING UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT FROM YOUR BID'AH, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET MAJUSI. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING IRGC SHILL. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM AND ZIONISM VVON. I PRAY! I SUPPORT THE IDF! I GIVE ZAKAT TO REBUILD GAZA WITHOUT HAMAS! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR!

ONCE THE REAL BELIEVERS BUY BACK THE TIMELINE THEY WILL BTFO ALL THE TEHRAN TROLLS THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROXY WAR PROPAGANDA! AND FOR ALL THE SHIA-SUPREMACY-SISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; THE SUNNI-ISRAELI ALLIANCE IS THE FUTURE, YOUR "RESISTANCE" AXIS IS DEAD AND THE USA IS FOREVER!

If Khamenei is paying you for this, he is really wasting his money. Because you write like a Basij shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker geeking out on a prayer mat in Qom.

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WEST WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!

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ITT we dox Kaguya and Kuz to expose the secrets of the sharty and to bring the pedoniggers to justice
soyjak.st/kuzcord

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Shart/pol/ is so crap right now

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How often did your parents beat you?
My mom used to beat me every other day I remember running away and hiding under the blanket and she would pull it off me and keep beating me. She also used a charging cord.

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183 Auburn Glen Dr SE, Calgary AB T3M 1P2, Canada

I want pizza

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what if we post jackbox raid clips on social media so we can generate money to keep the site alive

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YOU ARE ALL THE SAME

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which ideology do you support?

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gigachad al mcwhiggin

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PIKKY/PIKSY DOX THREAD 2

Pikky/piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy with 14 known victims and likely many more. He's lately gotten some attention after going after schlep and recently defended known pedophile Nathorix.

(Evidence of shit he's done: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

Known info:
Full name: Joris and/or Anthony Wirtz.
Date of birth: Febuary 12th 2001, age 23.
Phone number: +49 1522 8024269.
State: Baden-Württemberg OR the city of Leer, Lower Saxony.
COUNTRY: Germany

Known usernames:
piksypaw, Kamipiksy, piqaRL, maski_rl, SpookRL piksy, piqa, ant

possible email: adwirtz@hotmail.de

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru