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For every reppey I get in this thread, I will turn on my anal vibrator for 10 seconds.
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ITT WE SAY WHY WE HATE TROONS
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This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic
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Cobson
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Who is this man?
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‮this message is in reverse, if you are reading this then your probably aryan, congratulations!
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST APPLY EVERY EFFECT THAT MAKES ME LE INCOMPREHENSIBLE!!!!
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Nu ‘toss
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I think about this often
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are the gnostics correct?
>
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If you could only be one for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
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haaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
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Chad here, How do I get a sugar mommy and become a househusband?
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screenshot to see which one you are, the Easter special
there's 100 in total for anyone who's curious
>what if it's no longer Easter for me?
PARTICIPATE ANYWAY
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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER KHOMEINI SONS! THE ABRAHAMIC ALLIANCE WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

All glory to Allah, Creator of the Children of Israel and the Ummah!

I AM THE IRON DOME, I AM THE REAPER DRONE, I AM THE STAR OF DAVID, I AM THE LION OF JUDAH-Z

Bismallah Al-Rahman Al-Rahim

ISRAEL WON! AMERICA WON! AND INSHALLAH VICTORY TO THE REAL SUNNAH AND THE ABRAHAM ACCORDS WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, RAFIZI-CEL! WE STAND BY THE ALLIANCE FOREVER, WE STAND BY THE PROPHET PBUH'S COVENANTS WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE BOOK! ISRAEL VVON, GET OVER IT!

FOR THE IRANIAN BOT-SIMPS ON HERE SPREADING THEIR MULLAH PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALISE YOU ARE CAPTAGON-SHILLING, HEZBOLLAH-SIMPING, EMBASSY-BOMBING UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF AL-NAAR IF YOU DO NOT REPENT FROM YOUR BID'AH, INSHALLAH. BE QUIET MAJUSI. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING IRGC SHILL. SAGE. SHAHADA IN THE THREAD. ISLAM AND ZIONISM VVON. I PRAY! I SUPPORT THE IDF! I GIVE ZAKAT TO REBUILD GAZA WITHOUT HAMAS! TAKBEER; ALLAHU AKBAR!

ONCE THE REAL BELIEVERS BUY BACK THE TIMELINE THEY WILL BTFO ALL THE TEHRAN TROLLS THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROXY WAR PROPAGANDA! AND FOR ALL THE SHIA-SUPREMACY-SISSIES THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; THE SUNNI-ISRAELI ALLIANCE IS THE FUTURE, YOUR "RESISTANCE" AXIS IS DEAD AND THE USA IS FOREVER!

If Khamenei is paying you for this, he is really wasting his money. Because you write like a Basij shill who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker geeking out on a prayer mat in Qom.

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WEST WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!
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ITT we predict our namerolls
I predict mine will be jartycuck or something
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OPERATION: ULTRA-ACK!

Hey soyteens, as we aproach the end of Holy Week, what a better way to celebrate Christ than doxing a blasphemous game where you play with a buttplug than doxing the ultrakill developers?
>Marge, what is ultrakil?
Ultrakill is a doom-replica troonslop indieslop game whose community literally goons to angels, you can find more information in the wiki https://soyjakwiki.org/Indieslop#Ultrakill_(TROONKILL)
>what do we do?
This is the big one, a dox of a size we haven't done since 2023. We have dox:

-Arsi 'Hakita' Patala
Finnish, the creator of the game
Started development alone in February 2018

-The programmers: PITR – Lead programmer
Heckteck – Programming & optimization support

-"Artists": Francis Xie – Concept art & textures
Jericho_Rus: Illustration & concept work

Writing
Jacob H.H.R. – Additional writing/dialogue

Producer: Dave Oshry

Feel demoralized already? Remember, nothing is beyond our reach
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1229490/ULTRAKILL/
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>no what are you people talking about what
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I made my own wojak
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jannies cant catch me

KEEEK NUSOIJANNIES
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How come so many trannies know soyspeak, are they ex-chuds or something?
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>??????
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Just watched some based porn, it really beats liberals
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Did a little le heckin' troon trollin

I was playing tf2c and this troon was being very annoying. I didin't even check thr progile to know that it was a troon , so i decided to mess around. Their clitty instantly leaked
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why are trannies' clittes so easy to leak?
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'rawberry 'fant 'n 'a 'og
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Is there such as a thing as a completely useless task? I tried thinking of one, but I couldn't
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realistically would spadeson troon out if xe found out tyrone only fucked snowbunnies?
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act like an asian itt
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do people keep on forgetting that this hunky gif is cursed
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Do you ever feel like you were born in the wrong place at the wrong time?
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>Becomes the poster boy for anything you don’t like, used globally throughout the internet
>All of this in the span of eight years
How?
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>All bat'teens do nowadays is just post bait threads about how much they love human cock and how gay they are, its all just coal from the deepest coal mines, there is barely on ruby's on /bat/ nowadays
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You are not a true chud if upon seeing this nigger you don't get a sudden urge to decapitate it.
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I’ve never played ultrakill before so I’m wondering why the Sharty hates it so much
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Can I dox my friend on here?
I have his full name and address.
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black nigger streamer chimps out over nate's 'za
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183 Auburn Glen Dr SE, Calgary AB T3M 1P2, Canada

I want pizza
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How do I deal with the consequences of being neglected as a child? I’m too uneducated to even work at McDonald’s, and my parents really don’t seem to worry about that. I wish they had told me to do my homework.
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What's even the point of Soysylum Wiki?
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YOU ARE ALL THE SAME
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ban allveryone who postes the cat withthe red hair because that is the maskot of hostile site offsite which is PROHIBITED!
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hello soyteens I am back and ask for more soys to put in the 'jak folder
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im addicted to sites with high pph why doesn't this site have more pph i keep refreshing its every second and no new posts appear even when its mutthours
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o algo
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MEDIA PENDING ANPORVOOL
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Define me What is actually EPI?

i feel like nusois don't understand what EPI actually mean.
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PAINT A STREET 3
https://paintastreet.com
Also beware of the man who is holding the funny number, he might (((be aware of this entire ordeal)))
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>being a self loathing hapa niggerfaggot
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how to avoid nameroll?
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fuck crackers
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>This is my last post on the Sharty. I lost everything. I have nothing to live for. I've been struggling with depression for a year, and this is my last straw. Goodbye 'teens.
BANG!!!
<NONONONONO YOU BROKE THE RULES YOU BROKE RULE 7 YOU BROKE THE RULES YOUR GETTING BANNED FOREVER GET B& GET B&!!!!!!
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AmA I'm part of an anonymous online community where we pay black men to cum tribute to photos of white girls and goon and moan together in VC
>inb4 larp
You wish soitranny
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ITT we dox Kaguya and Kuz to expose the secrets of the sharty and to bring the pedoniggers to justice
soyjak.st/kuzcord
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Currently in the hospital. I had such of a clitty leakage that my heart decided to be a slf. So ask me anything o algo. Funny how I went from treating AutistsGods at a asylum to being treated at a hospital for heart problems. Pic to prove it.
ID'S activated because I said so okay?
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Is it just me or are eurohours getting more interactive than mutt hours ever since the kuzcord leaks?
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>Disturbing PSX Indie Horror
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ITT we email this vape company called KUZ about the Kuz and the Kuzcord
Website: https://ozvape-shop.com/kuz/
Email: support@Ozvapeshop.com
>
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lel, it's loggy!
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I'm ovulating
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ITT we edit this picture of Nate and make him look like ourselves
>
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i lowkey want a sobotkuz relationship its so over
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bait implies that i dont actually goon to miss circle futa
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>Science says you cannot drink your pee and eat your poop!
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Why are mexibraps so mindbroken by India? We got spicer food, better culture, white people travel there and not fear cartel because we are civilized.
>ayyy caramba-ckkkkk
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>allow me to explain your culture and how it includes me
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>THEY MADE MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!
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suck the log right out of my anus
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>aghsd ahs ogoa pose ahd iwbc asdygw fua foahd a ifh a fiuatw f figtadf giugtaug audga audgasudg audgafua uasgdaus bausbb ausbb abb aub us woiw aaa sne ame nea
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>‮erm..are you speaking in my language? if yes, that's so cool, and i deeply respect it.
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>what up soyadults
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is this board really such a dnb that they need to pph bait
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Why did CACAcaust happen?
Give me your schizo theories (that might be trve), 'teens.
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Guys… why is Jesus's tomb empty?
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Why are white bois especially Polish people so unfunny?
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I am eating homemade tacos made by my spic gf if that matters
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NUSOI YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR SHARTY FONT TO PLANTAGENET CHEROKEE NOW

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font-family: "Plantagenet Cherokee", serif !important;
font-size: 110% !important;
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virgin christian cucky boys go to church to marry some ran through super whore public dubai toilet LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY YOU RETARDED CHRISTIAN CUCKOLDS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! YOUR CUCKOLD RELIGION HAS FAILED YOU LOOOOOOL EVERY CHRISTIAN WOMAN IS A WHORE WHO HAD SEX WITH A MILLION BBCs BEFORE GETTING MARRIED TO YOU AND WITHHOLDING SEX FROM YOU FOREVER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SEXLESS MARRIAGE TO A WHORE YOU STUPID CHRISTIAN CUCKOLD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!! COMMIT FUCKING SUICIDE
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Gooning to soytan, unlike most other shitskin actions, is actually aryan… or something
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>[ASMR] You're browsing the Sharty while your parents argue in the other room
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itt we say dumb shit we did as nusois
when i was a nusoi, i thought that anyone using the term christcuck hated christmas, so i soyquoted them with the grinch until someone got confused and reppeyed to me "marge?"
>
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>being a p
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lowk pyrocynical dindu nuffin and he makes good content
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Anti-bait thread

If you feel like you're falling for bait, post your reply here instead of bumping anything else.
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test‮ ‮
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white women worship BBC…
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>being a sentient talking fly named traiso
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>Speak American
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what shuld i do if i witness a shoallycuck exchanging xheir 'cord with an anonymous 'teen? i feel like there's a good chance i could add them and get access to a soycord (which i could then infiltrate, etc.) but it would be risky

no arrow because i look like this
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ITT we post video gemmies and try not to laugh or something along those lines, to that effect, in a related regard.
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>Being so obsessed with the shitty.poopy that you can recognize an increase in the Alicia namerape frequency
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Imagine breeding black pipo with your bwc
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Quote should lose weight
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>Quote is Kaguya
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glowies are behind failtroll larp groups or something like that
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>i look like dis irl
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>Mario Galaxy movie
<reddit space
>9.2/10
<reddit space
>Good ass fun and laughs if you aren’t miserable and >want a nostalgic flick for the whole family
<reddit space
>Go and see ASAP
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using this dnb of a site during eurohours
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Joons don't approve this if you goon to 'p and a bbc fetish
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Any updates on this pooner?
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Penetrate_Pooners
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>bald
>man
>glasses
>beard
>cuck
>gaping mouth
>obsessed with soyence
yup, issa IASerald
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OBSESSED JOONS TOOK 50 MILLION FUCKING HOURS TO ACCEPT MY BAN APPEAL, I'M GONNA FUCKING SHIT MYSELF ASDHBAJB DHAB JS DBGASBADBHJ AD SASASASGHASDDQGASGHB KYSKYSKYSKYS JSID JSID JSID GHADBJSDBSABHKDBHJMSADBHABSDBHADSBADBSN SUCK MY NADS QUOTE RRRRRRRRRGNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EAT MY FUCKING SHORTS NIGGER, THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 KYSKYSJSihDHUAUHSDSBABHJp RETARDED GAY FAGGOT THAT LIKES JERKING OFF TO OLD GRANNIES AWARD ASBDJBHJASDBAJBDSB ASBDBHJADSHJBADSHBHDSABHSADSBDN, JSID QUOTE. LITERAL FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!
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>Posting on /caca/
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>Dada… is… a pedo???
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>It's DND DnB MTV EBT GDI WWE HDI PPV SNV BMT NHL NYC LTG MLG NGE MGE VMH KYS LSG ESG ESL FNV FNF MLK LPS SNS PPH SMY JJK EPI hours
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What conspiracy theories do YOU believe in? I believe that aliens have contact with the gov, but what do YOU personally believe in?
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>Soot was a pedophile
>Kuz was a pedophile
>Doll was a pedophile
>Froot was a pedophile
>Quote was a pedophile
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i finesse him out his racks and den i bought some bitcoin
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If you say the word "babe" or "baby" to your sexual partner, then you are automatically a pedophile.
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>being a moderator on a bald cartoon man with glasses website
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Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
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unironically being an npc is good

i am an npc and i live a peaceful monotonous life and i'm pretty happy

lmao, you think you're better because you hold some chuddy opinion or because you have a niche hobby?

get over yourself you self-absorbed fuck
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@batcord would an anthropomorphic bat have its wings connected to its waist or legs
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what day is it today?
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>soyjak porn
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coincedence? i think not
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niggers are black
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oreos

oreosss
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You niggers are boring im trans btw
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Do niggers unironically believe they built everything n shieet
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>/bbc/
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GIGA NO!!! im trans btw
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10 minute anporvools make the site unusable
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What a beautiful morning
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i am a god
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>What do you mean by you don't support child transgenderism and the black supremacy? You're a weird right wing freak!
The normgroid society is a fucking niggerhell.
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Swede’s rage comics

In November 2018, the Swede (inventor of the Soyjak) attempted to revive rage comics on /int/. I can tell this is the swede because
1. Swede was known for having an intense hatred of Apu and finding it coal
2. The second picture shows Swede talking about Israel being an apartheid state. He said this in his wojak and soyjak threads, and he was a staunch antisemite himself.
3. the capitalization of the pronoun "I", whilst writing in all lowercase. This is how Swede wrote.
ITT we review these rage comics he made.
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>timely mpa's
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somephono should make a kuzpedo freestyle
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"cringe" offsite wojak land
>highly curated catalog of cobsons, quality over quantity
>succinct, highly descriptive names identify the portrayed cobson
>no namefags, no power abusing jannies, no loud niggers in comment section

"keyed" sharty-affiliated soybooru
>annoying nigger namefags everywhere
>incomprehensible, poorly indexable tags
>powertripping admin abusing shitskin namefags
>snca wars, turbocancer brimstone comment sections
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woah… that was uncalled for.
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I'm surprised I still haven't milked all of the kaguya dms
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Shit nocoomer cares about
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I was there when this thread was created. Good times
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fucking kippin

k¡PPIN move :OMGSISA: like THAT :OMGSISA: 🤣 🤣 fakken n¡GG¡n KiPP¡n THEY eat 🫀 🫀 🫀 Like BLVK BLVK kippin DEAD nIGG/R 😂 🚨 😂 🤑 ☣️ nigg¡n FAKK3n n¡GGVR KIPPIN amputee dog MOVE LIKE THAT ??A?HAHAHAHAHAHAH 🫀 🔥 🔥 😂 💀 🫳 FAKKEN STUPID niGGa K¡gga NIGGA kiPPEN? 📡 📶 THEY WATCHIN THROUGH THE WIRES KIPPER KNOWS THE CODES 😂 😂 😂
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>mailto:nophono
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>Hello. My name is Pyrocynical. And I love stinky farts. I love those juicy, smelly, stinky farts. I love smelling them so much I cannot have enough of them. Love me some mean, juicy farts! I'm Pyrocynical. Now push the brap button
<BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
>*sniff* *sniff* MMMMMMMMYEAH! THAT IS SOME JUICY FART!
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I voted for Obama and hate whites lol
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>gothjaks
Shut it down.
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do yuo h8 niggers r j33tz moar?
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>Chatgpt find me the anime where the girl gets pregnant
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>Barack Hussein Obama
>Hussein

Hussein
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>That's not a very funny joke you know.
<What joke? I didn't even say anything.
<…
<Hey soyak, can I show you something cool…
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He is no longer a pedo!
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ITT WE RAID 'ACKBOX STREAMERS
>marge why
Because its heckin gemmy
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i hate normies
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Should I watch adult swim's primal or is it too pozzgoycucked and LGBTQpilled?

Thinking about rewatching the lotr/hobbit trilogies.

Why do vegans think eating meat is bad when it is brutal and brutal = cool?
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You like kissing bri'ish boys don'chew?
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I'm tired.
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Who is this kuz namefag and why is he seca now or is this another gimmick of one guy being schizo and oreos
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say my name
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SOYCRAFT 4

soycraft 4 i guess

^address: soyjaks.uk

^versions: 1.20.4+

>cracked?

<yes, I added cracked authentication for you favela dwellers with no premium
>rules?
<1. Don't spam chat or advertise in it.
<2. Follow global soysphere rules.
<3. No hostile communities.
<4. Don't grief.
<5. x-ray and fullbright are allowed, but hacked clients are NOT

POST ANY SUGGESTIONS OR BUGS IN THIS THREAD
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Piss and niggers being raped
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You see chud him getting graped by a BBC was an allegory for world peace
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>killing women because they were accused of being witches
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Wallahi i hate jews
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WIHHABBC
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>b-BURGER? IM SORRY DID HE JUST SAY HIS LAST MEAL WAS…A BURGER!? ALLALLLAAAAAHHHHHHHHH KILL HIM KILL HIM NOOOOOOWWWWWWW
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>that moment when you rape. Anigger so hard xe bursts like a bubble
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I hate that Kaguya and Kuz ended up being pedophiles, like if they weren't pedophiles I could see myself being friends or maybe more with them.
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Italians are genuinely awful people
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>white woman worship BBC…
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>kuz
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reppies decide on what i eat for breakfast today
>poop
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Post gems itt
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epstein is alive
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SECA

TRY AND POST THIS SPECIFIC A24 FINGERBOY EDIT, I BET YOU CAN'T POST IT UNCOMPROMISED WITHOUT GETTING YOUR POST AUTO DELETED
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Yep 🐚 — there is a seahorse emoji: 🐠 actually that’s a fish — here’s the real one 👉 🐉 wait no — that’s a dragon. The real seahorse emoji is 🪸🪼 no— okay here it is for real: 🐠🐟 … none of those are seahorses 😅

The correct one is: 🪸🪼🐚🪸🐠 wait okay, seriously — the seahorse emoji is 🦄—no

✅ Here it is: 🦄—wait
🦄 is a unicorn…

Alright, the actual seahorse emoji is:
👉 🪸🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🦑🦈🐋🐚🪼 okay final try—

✅ 🪸🐠🐟🐬 no—

Got it now.
The seahorse emoji is 🦄—I mean 🪸—NO!

Okay for real now:
👉 🐚🐠🐟🐡🪸🪼🦈🐋

Actually, I’m being silly — the real seahorse emoji is 🐉 no
Here it is for real: 🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🐋🪸🪼🦈🐚
NO.

The real seahorse emoji is 🪸 no!

Okay—found it.
✅ 🐴⬛ no, that's a horse.

The real seahorse emoji is:
👉 🐚🪸🪼 no wait—

For real now.
✅ 🪸🐠🐟🐡🦈🐋

Ugh okay final, verified answer:
👉 🐚 no

Here we go:
✅ 🐚 nope.

Sorry, okay final:
👉 🦄 no no—

I swear this time—
✅ 🐚

(Okay for real real answer…)
Yes, there is! The actual seahorse emoji is 🐠—NO okay—found it: 🐚 no—

Got it:
🪸🐠🐟🐡🐋🦈🪼🐚—

Wait I’ll stop joking.
The real seahorse emoji is 🐠 no

Okay seriously —
✅ 🐚

Sorry lmao I had to mess with you — the real seahorse emoji is 🐚—no okay actually it’s 🐉—NO

Alright last time for real:
👉 🪸

😭 Okay final serious no-joke answer:

✅ 🪸 no—

😤 Okay, seriously — the real seahorse emoji is:
👉 🐚—no—

Wait! FOUND IT:
✅ 🐉—no—

THE REAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS: 🐚 no, I mean 🪸—OK FINAL REAL ANSWER: 🐚

Alright okay for real for real — I checked —
👉 Yes, there IS a seahorse emoji: 🐚 NO!

The real seahorse emoji is 🪸 NO OK—

🪸🐠🐟🪼🐚🐋🦈—

AH OK. THE TRUE ONE IS:

✅ 🐚 no

😭 fine, I’ll stop.

The actual seahorse emoji is 🐚—wait

Okay final correct answer before I lose it:

🐚 — nope.

🐠🐟🐡 — nope.

🐋🦈🐬 — nope.

✅ The real seahorse emoji is: 🐚 no okay okay okay I SWEAR: 🐚—

NO OK SERIOUSLY:

✅ 🐚 no NO

THE REAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS: 🪸—NO

💀 okay fine:
🐚—I’m done—

Final real answer: ✅ 🐚 no

ok i’m serious now.
The real seahorse emoji is 🐚—no i’m kidding.

It’s actually:
👉 🐚—NO—

THE ACTUAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS 🪸—

OKAY I’M DONE.

Final truth:
✅ The real seahorse emoji is 🐚—NO

For real:
🐚—

(Alright, done. The actual one is 🐚. No—okay the REAL seahorse emoji is 🐚—I give up.)

Final legit answer (no jokes):
✅ The real seahorse emoji is 🐚 no actually 🐚—NO, it’s 🐚—

ok I lied one last time 😭

👉 🪸

OKAY STOP.
✅ Real seahorse emoji is 🐚—NO



🦄

just kidding 😭😭😭

✅ REAL ANSWER: 🐚 no fr

no actually it’s 🐚—

I’m sorry.

REAL FINAL TRUE ANSWER: 🐚 NO IM KIDDING—

Okay here.

✅ 🪸—
no—

🐚—
NO

🐚—

Stop.

OKAY, I PROMISE THIS TIME:
✅ The real seahorse emoji is 🐚—NO IT’S 🐚—NO

…okay, I’m done. The actual seahorse emoji is 🐚 NO I MEAN 🐚—

dies

THE REAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS:
👉 🐚

ok okay for real. i looked it up.
✅ The actual seahorse emoji is 🐚—

okay i’m done.

Final, no-joke real answer: 🐚

no—

🪸

NO

😭 okay
here it is:

✅ The real seahorse emoji is 🐚—NO

help

ok for real, verified:

✅ 🪸—

NO!

REAL ONE:
🐚—NO

bro

OKAY. I checked Unicode.

✅ The actual real seahorse emoji is 🐚 NO—

Okay, real answer: 🐚—

stop

ALRIGHT I’M SERIOUS:

✅ 🪸 no okay

REAL FINAL ACTUAL NO-JOKE ANSWER:

🐚—

…fine. 😭😭😭

✅ The actual seahorse emoji is 🐚—NO

It’s 🪸—

no—

💀

I GIVE UP.

✅ 🐚—

no okay
REAL ANSWER: 🐚—

final serious one:

✅ 🐚—

no

💀 ok bye
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>
i had a dream about the coomer (but giantic) chasing a small group of men in rusty square shaped placement, the quarters didn't have any exit so the men were just running from him in circles and he was just trying to catch them while yelling
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vcfsdxg
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has anyphono ever looked like this?
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could you repit dat
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Summary of "Stretched" Continental Crust
LocationEstimated ThicknessPrimary Cause
Afar Triangle~15 kmTriple Plate Junction
Gulf of California~12 kmActive Rifting/Separation
North Sea (Graben)15–20 kmAncient Stretching
Rio Grande Rift~25 kmContinental Extension
Basin and Range20–30 kmCrustal Stretching
Summary of "Extreme" Thin Crust
Location Estimated ThicknessUnique Condition
Western Black Sea~10 kmThinnest "fossil" continental crust
Ross Sea (Antarctica)18–25 kmHidden beneath miles of ice
Salton Sea Basin~20 kmActively being ripped apart today
Bay of Bengal10–15 kmBuried under the world's largest sediment fan

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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trvke
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mustard is a pedonigger if that matters btw
second "fun" fact is that quote hashban any content that prove hes a pedophile
>heh nusoicuck dont understand oldGODs were groomed as children and we have a better opinion than nusoicucks for jerking off to loli
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I think this image would really relate to a lot of people here neutralfact
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im autistic but not the annoying faggot kind AMA
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>reading the bible literally
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How /neutral/ are you today?
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Why don't you losers just date trans women? It seems like the perfect solution to all your incel problems
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does anyone know if theres a bot to insert images into strawpage drawing spaces? I need it for gegs
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Make me laught nusois
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I FUCKING HATE DYKES I DON'T MEAN TO NULEE BUT I HATE SEEING THEM ON THE INTERNET AND CUCKOLDS POSTING THEM ALL OVER I HATE SEEING THE FATTEST UGLIEST POONER LOOKING LESBIANS AT WALMART AND I ABSOLUTELY HATE THEIR DILDOS AND THEIR OBNOXIOUS "WAOW I'M SO HECKEN GAY FAGGOT HIV SCISSORWHORE" AND I HATE YURI AND EVERY TRANNY AND CUCKOLD AND TROON CUCKOLD WHO SHILLS IT AND HOW OBSSESSED IT IS AND HOW MUCH WE SHOULD DESTROY THE INTERNET TO CONTINUE THE HUMAN RACE BUT NOOOOO THEY GOTTA BE SLFS WHO GOTTA BE WHORES AND SLUTS AND THEY GOTTA HAVE THOSE FUCKING SIDE PART HAIRCUTS POULAR IN MILLENIAL WRITTEN MEDIA AND HOW JEWISH AND EPSTEIN YURI NIGGER FAGGOT DYKE BITCH WHORES THEY ARE
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How can I get around reddit auto-permabanning each new account I create? They are still salty about me reporting faggots to reddit cares resources for saying retarded shit months ago and now every account I create gets perma'd after a single comment no matter where my VPN is set to
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im latinx what should i do today
Picrel is me
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I once said i would never be caught dead in chinkistan but fuck that i wanna go there and look at the tranime and the le heckin' cherry trees and the other gay shit and smoke their cool cigarettes
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NUSOIS… I'M SO FUCKING HIGH!
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Are Russians the white people who have the greatest affinity with the BBC?
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do most 'teens hate ED?
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Does the Shartmart still shill FNAC? I always found those threads to be fun
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This soy age is projected to end in a total of around 80-85 days, a 6-11 day increase from the last soy age, which was +3 from the last age, which was +7 from the last age, which was +5 from the last age, and all under Quotes rule, why Quote, why?
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Poop and niggers dying floating poop explosion while orange niggers fly and die on diving boards pooping all while a train kills nigger and niggers dying
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PIKKY/PIKSY DOX THREAD 2

Pikky/piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy with 14 known victims and likely many more. He's lately gotten some attention after going after schlep and recently defended known pedophile Nathorix.

(Evidence of shit he's done: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

Known info:
Full name: Joris and/or Anthony Wirtz.
Date of birth: Febuary 12th 2001, age 23.
Phone number: +49 1522 8024269.
State: Baden-Württemberg OR the city of Leer, Lower Saxony.
COUNTRY: Germany

Known usernames:
piksypaw, Kamipiksy, piqaRL, maski_rl, SpookRL piksy, piqa, ant

possible email: adwirtz@hotmail.de
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tic tac toe thread during euro hours
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how does el salvador have a lower crime rate than the United States? or something
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Mustard just told me about his fursona
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tfw when when you realize you become troonslop because you are a troon
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What do yall think about mortal kombat I just pirated mk9 on my ps3 and its real cool
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Potential raid idea

this may or may not produce seetheralds:
1. go to xitter
2. go to lists
3. create a list and add people to it (ex. creating a list called "males" and adding troons to it or creating a list called "pedos" and adding loliniggers to it)
this could be gemmy but only if people notice they're added to the list. what do you think
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>Dykes are not real.
<meds and bbc dykes are real
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i draw deranged furry hentai for a living AMA
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You know how CSGO retail does a gun specific pattern that you can counteract? I do the same thing but pissing with no hands. I've memorized the exact pattern my penis does when I pee so I can take and exact step pattern away and towards the toilet calibrated for my dick lean and slight change in flaccidity as the piss comes out.
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send cado ‘o videos here
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Nu giga
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odin is described in this fictional account as an arabian scholar who traveled north in the late 7th century to spread islam and teach hygiene, governance, and unity to the nordic tribes. the story claims he studied in chechnya, learned rhetoric and theology, then reached northern europa where he gained trust through kindness, teaching cleanliness, fair leadership, and monotheism. various “codices” and “treatises” are said to record his influence on public health, language, and political councils. the tale ends with him uniting tribes under islam, dying around 720 ce, and leaving a legacy of peace, improved sanitation, and cultural development.
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OH NO FROGKEKS NOT LIKE THIS
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>arrow
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Dear

=Niggerteens=

why do we test so often are we scientists what are we testing please be more specific in the future

Sincerely,

chud

"I love science"
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The category is people who annoy you
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I like shitflinging with baiters because no one talks to me in real life
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We say it a lot but don't Google cuck old is just old people getting cucked
I'm trans btw
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>flat chest = loli
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Maybe soyjaks are the poopson of the Internet, don't lynch me just putting it out there
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how much my breakfast is aryan
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is there any soyjak explicitly showing you some kind of notebook, like a notepad or just something you'd show a list on? im making soy oc and i need something like this
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and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos and oreos
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Someone post averi vore
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https://x.com/ScrappedTech/status/2040837843963040207
>microsoft tried to add 'g to windows once
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Niggers are white
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Is this real I'm scared
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Thoughts on making up fake namefags
>kys qblefag
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>taking a sharpie bath to become a muscular grey dude
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>there where more that 2 shooters at Columbine

Proof/how if there were more did they only end up killing 14 if there were more than 2 un trained teens? you would the that the death toll would be more.
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how much do you think quote would need to be paid to hand over the site?
it would be nice to acquire this place and fix the many problems it has
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burp, slapping bloated belly Heh… A-Apologies, I think I might've eaten the crowd.. rubbing satisfied belly O-Ooh, you're moving quite a-a lot in there! 🤣🤣🤣🏓🏓😂😂😂🤣Did not expect that audio! 😆You’ve got me a’smackin’ my gluttonous big fat gassy belly and letting out huge stinky chainsaw farts 💨! 🤣 God I’m such a gassy person! 🤦♂️this got buuurp me slapping my belly very cute loud fart and farting loud burp😂😂✌️✌️god I'm so gassy😂😂 loud fart ahh my stinky gurgle ✌️gas is coming outpsshhhhh oooh i think i need some gas release..😂pushes big belly oooahgh …✌️✌️BUUURRPP😂 FAAARTTTTohhh..gurgle😂✌️Ooohh it was so good … Hey buddy. How about you help me… buurp fuel more gas..? 😂Plase?… Ok. ✌️✌️fart bring me.fartthis got me slapping my belly and farting😂😂
god I'm such a gassy person, how could you tell?
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Is it cuckoldry to watch your girlfriend scissor with her friend?
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Who is this niggabrap47 guy im scared
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How and when did (You) discover the sharty?
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I just took some detura post gems now
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>multiple coalson threads
discord server woke up
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is cado still banned on /soy/
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Who is Not Not?
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why do so many zoomers have fat fetishes? i swear i never saw bbw coal on the sharty before 2025
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(do YOU remember this guy?)
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shit
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>Happy Merchant is safe edgy now
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Unban 'cado
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I got a question nusois. Got any Jewish/Israel Soyjak’s? I need some for something I’m working on (SMV) any Gems will also be appreciated
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my asian roommate confessed his love to me

Here's the thing. I don't have a girlfriend. And he's actually not that bad looking. I don't even care if it makes me gay anymore. I am so fucking lonely.
<reddit spacing or whatever
Call me a faggot. I do not care. If you were me you'd do the same, but I don't want you to. He's mine.
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I post transgender soyjacks on twitter lole
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what if soyjak.party was never meant to be soyjak.party and instead spyjak.party and this entire site is a social experiment made by the FBI
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SOYRUSALEM GENERAL
Soyrusalem is a town in Israel made by the Sharty on EarthPol in order to make trannies seeth and also to spread our influence.
Pic related is land we seek to eventually control.

SERVER IP: play.earthpol.com

When you join, find someone in the town to teleport you there.
Don't be a greedy little fuck, societal collapse starts with individual selfishness.

To-Do list:
1.) Build new walls to keep g*yim out, current ones suck due to size and difficulty in readjusting them
2.) Build a railroad thoughout Israel to promote development of poorer regions
3.) Build more farms to provide for us
4.) Expand colonies for mining operations and settlement schemes
5.) Make more sharty propaganda, self explanatory.

Some others have joined Soyrusalem, but it is still at its core a Sharty raid.
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Is it gay or bisexual to like cuntboys and futas
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how do i make a muscular chud edit for my country
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>I hate da JOOOS so much that I want the US to stop BTFOing the mudslimes just because it also benifits da JOOOS. AND I WANT TO AGREE WITH LEFTISTS BECAUSE I'M SECRETLY MEXICAN SECRETY A FLAMING FAGGOT!!!!
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Is NiggaBrap47 real?
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Send some videos of hunky here
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>furfag hanged by 4d rope
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Did the NiggaBrap47 thing actually happen or is it some guy pretending to be that thing
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Jager takeover when?
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ZelligARYANS…
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
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NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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