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Is kurdistan aryan? I only know about them from hoi4, and they fight turkroaches, and thats keyed.
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shcrodingerbros how do we respond
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/rtl/ Rate The Log


IT'S TIME TO RATE THE LOG!

https://soyjakwiki.org/RTL

You have one hour to vote!
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hot take

the sharty is still alive; you just arent involved in any of the fun groups or interesting events
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nu wholesome ben garrison. thoughts?
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>IM WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
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I combined massjak and whollyjak
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Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)

Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims

(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)

Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))

links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky
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Gartic Phono REVIVED

Beaten but not defeated.
Join NOW.
https://garticphone.com/en/016058bef2
https://garticphone.com/en/016058bef2
https://garticphone.com/en/016058bef2
>Marge what the fuck is this game about
Each player comes up with a prompt, then each player draws somebody elses prompt, then each player attempts to guess the original prompt of one of the drawings and then each players draws the aforementioned guess.

>Marge I did not understand jackshit

Just fucking join the game and you will see how easy it is
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What are your fetishes
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ITT we recreate the first gigapost:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/40442684/

>This guy actually unironically exists
>His whole fucking family is real life ubermensch
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW7-zZlBmcq/
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ATTENTION ALL /SOY/ROACHES:

WE WILL BE RAIDING A PRO-TRANNY CATHOLIC GROUP EVERY SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY UNTIL MOMENTUM IS LOST. FIRST RAID IS OF THE ORATORY OF SAINT FAUSTINA SUNDAY SERVICE WHICH WILL BE LIVESTREAMED ON YOUTUBE AT 10:00 AM EST. GEM UP THE CHAT.

LINK TO ORIGINAL RAID THREAD: https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/270396.html#270434

LINK TO YT CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@oratoryofst.faustinaICCC
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>hey soyak
<yeah?
>whats brown, sticky, and starts with an S
<…
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THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A GEM IN BQSNIA
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Colorjak nameroll decides what I goon to
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>I want to preface that I am not a tranny. But if we're being autistic in our definitions, then Spicolas Fuentes would be an ephebophile, not a pedophile. Not condoning it obviously, and ephebophilia is still fucked up, but nonetheless, that's not the same as attraction to pre-pubescents.
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When do we dox taxed brass
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I jacked off in VR, twice

I remember years ago I was in a chat room talking to a friend about porn. He told me that he only wanks to video porn, and pictures don’t do it for him. This was in the days when it took 4 hours to download a video. I thought to myself, what a snobby cunt.

And obviously in time, he was right. Who wanks to photos anymore? I mean, sure it’s do-able – but why would you? I think it’s going to be the same for VR Porn real soon.

I managed to get VR porn working on my vive this week, having failed in all my attempts previously. It turned out to be pretty simple. Just download the SteamVR version of Whirligig, get some VR porn, jack in and jack off.

Eye Contact

You know how sometimes you’re walking down the street and a stranger looks at you in the eyes, and you momentarily think “fuck”, before one of you quickly looks somewhere else. VR porn gives me that feeling. It’s really unsettling at first until your brain convinces itself it’s a video.

Role reversal

I experienced what it’s like to be licked out by a man, and then later squirt about 3 pints of clear liquid on his back. You might have thought that you could imagine this stuff previously, but now you can actually experience it. It’s unsettling at first, but then you can convince your brain that it’s fine, that you’re louis theroux investigating something, and then it’s all ok.

Mess

Have you ever jacked off and then not looked at where the cum is going. Maybe when you were younger, into a sock. But nowadays you probably ejaculate into a tissue or toilet roll. Ejaculating into toilet roll blindfolded is something you’re going to have to get good at – because if you’re not you’re going to be throwing a lot of fish smelling keyboards away.

Why do I care?

I like jacking off. It’s a part of my life. This is the first time I’ve seen something in VR that could genuinely enhance my day to day life. This proves that there’s a use for it. And that makes me really happy, and really excited for the future.
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Make me laugh
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>Star Fox is no longer allowed on /v/ because I have the right to remove threads about them for any reason I want
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Requesticles

>Can someone make a Gemerald and/or Ruby version of this
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Is quote still here? Is the site saved? Is the log Gemmy
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>It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I immigrated too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The gems are over
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How the fuck was this vile diaperfag paedophile not doxed
https://xcancel.com/mothdayo
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Why do groypers have crosses on their profiles?
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ITT we find xitter accounts to laugh at and to save for future 'oxes
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What's the best way to make AI videos?
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i keep getting painful cysts in my earlobe about once every couple of days. squeezing them makes this clear, oily liquid come out and sometimes a string of pus. how do i make these stop? im trans btw
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Whatever happened to stinky bra girl?
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Thoughts on Israel Jacobson
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Im going to be drinking my magical potion in 2 hours ama
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.
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What sites did all the gemmy posters migrate to?
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Somebaldi needs to study the correlation between having a fat fetish and using the sharty
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10 Кoлымcкая Улица, Вoлгoград Гoрoд, Вoлгoградcкая Облаcть, 400123, Рoccия when the sharty shuts down.
Be there or be square.
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Is it just me or is SoyBooru not showing any images?
>Previous thread got instantly 404'd
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>Me and my best friend the King of Lesotho, NOW STOP BULLYING US
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NU THREAD BECAUSE OF BUMP LIMIT

AMERIMUTT NAMEROLL WILL DECIDE ON WHAT SHOULD I DRAW

And nope, i won't draw goonslop for you to goon to you jartycuck.
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women are naturally either skinny or super duper fat.

why?
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Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on me, for I am weak and my enemies are stronger than I
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>I love requesting, uploading and linking illegal content such as 'P because it promotes and advocates for my pedophilia, which is also why I advertise my illegal 'P imageboard that I goon to every day.
>When I get upset and can't goon to 'P, I spam posts intended to slow down others browsers and I never adhere to the topic of the board im on instead I goon to zoophilia animal abuse 'P. I also love making antis kill themselves and making them commit acts of terrorism, whilst trying to get the website taken down. I embed 'P in everything I post and I also spam false reports, I'm underage btw and I love spamming DNB on the log.
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ITT: old sharty screencaps. I'll start.
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Baited Averibaldi
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/o/

/o/

post disturbing ai media
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POST 'O and 'B ITT
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Do deutschkakas really…
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What makes a gem a gem?
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Theme of the current sharty and quote's reign
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>Do nusois ree?
<Media pending approval
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ITT we arrange a party at 10 Кoлымcкая Улица, Вoлгoград Гoрoд, Вoлгoградcкая Облаcть, 400123, Рoccия (also known as brimstone street) for once the sharty shuts down
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i posted a video of 'plier cake being cut and the nsfw detector thought it was real gore i think
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>DOOOD GET IT OFF PLEASE
>PLEASE BRO MAN
>FUUUCK IT'S MAKING ME NEEEERVOUS
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>Genesis 19:32-35
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>NOOOO you can’t just enjoy things without overanalyzing them and forming a 10-paragraph opinion!!! 😭😭 Meanwhile I, the enlightened one, will complain endlessly and still consume the same thing every day!!!
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Do you feel disgust and self-hatred after being on this website?
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We frogsisa are valid trans people.
Deal with it nusoislvttas
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>why am I not a real man yet
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hello

'Gigachad' nameroll will decide what I draw
If I see 'Colorjak' I will do option 2
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new skinny 'cado

he looks like a necromorph with those surgery scars

obese 'cado was gooder, he completely fell off after losing weight. he should become 600lbs next.
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.
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we should normalize SNCA in normal nigger spaces like goyslop
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ITT we find fags on deviantart to laugh at for no reason
>why on deviantart?
why not, it's has a same level for gegginess as lolcowfarm or kiwi farms.
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dont make me kick your head off your shoulders
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I FUCKING HATE:
TRANNIES!
PEDOPHILES!
GROOMERS!
RAPISTS!
ANIMAL RAPISTS!
FEMINISTS!
ANTI-WHITE RACIST SCUM!
ISLAMIST TERRORISTS!
GOONERS AND COOMERS!
PORN ADDICTS AND HYPERSEXUAL PEOPLE!
V-TUBERS!
WAIFUS!
HMOFA-GGOTS!
SCAT FAGGOTS!
YURI FAGGOTS!
SEX WORKERS!
PEOPLE WHO LITTER!
AUTHORITARIANS!
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
KILL THEM ALL!!! CLEANSE THEM OF THE FACE OF EARTH THROUGH FIRE AND TORTURE!!!
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They've been trying to shut me down for being too funny
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>Please stop putting images of mutiliated penises on the "Science" article. Thanks.
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you all look like this
>
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>deleting threads in ciryllic because they make your trannyclit leak
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nu OC
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can you niggas gem up this troon post real quick

https://x.com/SunDropVT/status/2039801380957823404
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trans girls > cis girls
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>eoihaodmmmmgg
>*chomp*
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fattest gegcow general

post your fattest gegcow irl soyboys
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Jewoogle

Jewoogle keeps being an obsessed kike faggot site and asking for a number to create new gmails so I can't btfo outta troons. How do I bypass this kike shit?
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no more bittershitters

<You aren't allowed to like bitter anymore
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>self-inserting as a little anime girl and calling it bait
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Why is the fastest way to become an approver on the 'ru or a soysphere admin in general being the most annoying, loudest, nigger brapper namefag?
Do they really think hiring autistic, low impulse control, low IQ third worlders is good for the community?
Then proceeding to ban "namefag discussion" under the guise of it being annoying, when in reality it's elaborate censorship to mute all dissent and prevent 'teens from reporting their incessant admin abuse.
I've never seen a community where a majority of the mod team is entirely composed by the same gegbvlls who are constantly made fun of for being retarded, annoying and ruining the place.
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I have bad news

I went to the doctor today who told me I have a rare form of HIV.
Rectal Specific. Meaning I only have AIDS virus in my bum bum
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>when the nusois can't keep the pph above 500
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FW: Paint a Street

there is an ongoing website where you can submit pixel art and vote on it.

it will then be painted on a street in sf for homeless people to shoot fent on.

https://paintastreet.com/

we could push a gem of our choosing up to the top if we work together o algo.

the current top pictures are mostly tranime or some form of gooner shit like boykisser and pride flags.
there have been a few brave 'teens trying gem it up but they got downvoted by the mountain of troons seemingly inhabiting the site.

there is limited cuckflare protection on the site so this might limit our efforts but it is still worth trying.
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>Please unblock spur.us and mcl.io to proceed.
>I tolerate this because I am le oldfag and le here forever!

>>15745345
>Gapejak
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bored.

can we do twitch raiding?
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>(MOS:GENDERID) requires editors to use a person's most recent expressed self-identification for names, pronouns, and gendered terms (e.g., "she/her" for a trans woman) in biographies and related articles, based on reliable sources. This applies even retrospectively to their life before transition. Deadnaming is heavily restricted for living people unless they were notable under that name. Editors who repeatedly "misgender" or insist on sex-based language in article space (e.g., calling a trans woman "he" or "a man") often face reverts, warnings, blocks for disruption, or topic bans.
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Boobs
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At the end of the mario galaxy movie, Mario grabs a Cape Feather power-up that allows him to triumphantly glide to the very top of the castle flagpole
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>HE’S A BIG CHUNGUS
>HES A BIG CHUNKY BOI
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At the end of the sonic 3 movie, Shadow and Sonic team up and use the chaos emeralds to go Super in order to stop the eclipse cannon from destroying Earth, then the super weapon begins crashing to earth so Shadow heroically sacrifices himself to save the day.
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Post rare 'jaks ITT
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>the encyclopedia anyone can edit
>but DO NOT state that you deny the holocaust on your wiki page!!!
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>nusois after ending up with a dead site that will close in a year because they harassed the natives off to xitter
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IT DIED AGAIN
>
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Itt we watch this a24 Aryan gem
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Today's wordle is sandy BTW
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You WILL NOT upload, post, request, or link to illegal content.

Announcing or calling for "swattings" is FORBIDDEN.
Realistic depictions of child abuse are FORBIDDEN.

You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.

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You WILL NOT use any sort of bot to automate posting on the site.
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Roblox discussion and raids are FORBIDDEN.

You WILL NOT post pornographic content or graphic gore.
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>im finna fuck my ass w dis here cucumber
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Nusoi I… im trans btw
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I am Donald Trump and I hate white people
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sneud and feud
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Nothing can make you more anti trans than spending time on twitter and seeing whats inside of their heads
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>IDENTIFY!
<Uh, she/her, I go by she/her pronouns.
>INCORRECT!
>SCAN DETECTS GENETIC ANOMALIES!
>BIOLOGICAL HUMAN MALE WITH MUTILATED GENITALIA AND HORMONAL ERRORS!
<That's heckin' bigoted! I am a REAL WOMAN!
>YOU ARE A MALE AND IMPURE!
>THE DALEK RACE MUST REIGN SUPREME!
>EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
^*BUZZZZZZZZZ*
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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something something trans rights something something bait, something something i'm trans btww

something something, unfunny joke, something something, trans rights, something something, unfunny wojak, something something, nusois bait, give me attention
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front facing cobson
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Why do transphobes obsess over bones so much?
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>we've won so hard that even trannies are making ACK edits of "ai slop" they don't like
It's a little surreal.
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>fuggen sherdee
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>trannies le bad evandoe they have cute voices
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Where did my plier go. I can't find it
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Rei on the log
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>Fuck my stupid grey squirrel life nigga
>I'll never get a hot red squirrel mate
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I improved my OC, and i made a new thread to share it.
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>ruining someone else’s tag because you want to whine about some snca
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>NANDEARU KUKURANDO KAWARATURO SIGHERO NO CUM IN MOUTH
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>lolicon is a gemmy oldfag and kultur actually, and if you think otherwise, you're just a stupid moralfag
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Daily Holy Week Gospel - Holy Saturday

After the sabbath, as the first day of the week was dawning,
Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb.
And behold, there was a great earthquake;
for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven,
approached, rolled back the stone, and sat upon it.
His appearance was like lightning
and his clothing was white as snow.
The guards were shaken with fear of him
and became like dead men.
Then the angel said to the women in reply,
“Do not be afraid!
I know that you are seeking Jesus the crucified.
He is not here, for he has been raised just as he said.
Come and see the place where he lay.
Then go quickly and tell his disciples,
‘He has been raised from the dead,
and he is going before you to Galilee;
there you will see him.’
Behold, I have told you.”
Then they went away quickly from the tomb,
fearful yet overjoyed,
and ran to announce this to his disciples.
And behold, Jesus met them on their way and greeted them.
They approached, embraced his feet, and did him homage.
Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid.
Go tell my brothers to go to Galilee,
and there they will see me.”
Matthew 28:1-10
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Does anyone know what state James Youniverse was from?

Thanks in advance
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>HE’S A BIG CHUNGUS
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Are AGP chudettes welcome here? :3
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I CANT FUCKING BREED
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>using index instead of catalog
>not stripping filenames
>copy and pasting a post number to reply instead of clicking on it
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>Something went wrong. Please try again later
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These 3 variants are traced from North Carolinians, making North Carolina the most soy state.
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OMGSISA who is this beautiful women on the right
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look at this intelligient man!
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lovely day for it
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why are random gifs getting automatically deleted suddenly
i look like a white square btw
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Soyjack people should just submit to the new furry admins of the website we furries have always been run this show
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my favorite part of this website is when i watch and engage with retards metaflinging at the most nonsense things ever
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>r/mildlyinfuriating
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>kys geometry dahs pedo
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Hi jannys
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soy niggers wat is dis
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new toss
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>If you don't want to be treated like an asshole bigot by default, then don't hang around on the asshole bigot forum full of asshole bigots.
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ITT we send the sizes of our jak folders
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>when the bull is in the nba
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jews are white i think
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Does anyone have the Never StreSS version of HTSM
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>when the doomcaca doesnt even strafe
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.jpegcord woke up
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Rare soyjak on the log
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NAMEROLL REPPIES

AMERIMUTT NAMEROLL WILL DECIDE ON WHAT SHOULD I DRAW

And nope, i won't draw goonslop for you to goon to you jartycuck.
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What does it mean for music to sound "trans"

I showed my friend one of my favourite songs and he said it sounded "too trans". What does this mean? How do I prevent this?
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>MFW the soytan-selfinsert is gender validating
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*5 paragraphs about the state of soyjak.st*
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why are tiny white pecker cuckold timothies so surprised that when they invite FERAL BBC BLAK BVLLS into their country that they end up destroying the place and raping all of the white women?

Also white subhumans deserve it for colonialism and slavery.
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>I'm tired of this game dood give me back my nose
>It's not fucking funny bro
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is my 'theen oc i just posted on the 'ru any good?
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/fit/ - Fitness and Health

How is /soy/ staying fit and aryan?
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>'p
oekakiGOD do you have OGD?
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>MEOY VEY YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME
>OH BUT I WON'T BE AROUND YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU 80% OF THE TIME
>NOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T FILM FOR THE INTERNET STOOOOOP
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2026
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOURE BAlTING ME HUAAAAAAAAHH *draws porn of said baiter* AYIEEEEE MODS HELP ME WHY DID YOU BAN ME AND NOT HIM!?
2022
>lol fuck off back to xitter, fag *posts dnb*
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>So what I did to get some pussy was I just Russiamaxxed for like 2-3 years and it works pretty well
>You just gotta commit man but people will see you as an outsider for the rest of your life
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>If a fellow redditor could help assemble me, that would be wholesomerino!
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>Where's the city HMMM?
>I asked for WALKABLE CITIES not just WALKING
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Bashar on the 'log
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Would you become a trannies house husband if you never had to work again and had your financial needs covered?
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>
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>OH MY SCIANCE I GAT MY MOUTH SARGAAREE TODAAAY
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>
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“SOYJAK” on the ‘log
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should I get cigarettes or not
>
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Back when I was a teenager I didn't want to spend all my money on condoms so I tried to obliterate my own ballsack by punching it to make myself infertile.
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What is this paradox slvttas?
https://www.youtube.com/@blwnawish though
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new ashton hall o algo
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Someone told me that this website is full of transphobes, well I'm here to change your mind hehe :3
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>
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test. ignore this thread.
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>My bull said I look good today…
>Do I really?
>TELL ME
>TELL ME NOW
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if you're a tranny show yourself, not to make fun of you but I just wanna know how many of you there really are… make sure to tell us if you're a tranny or a pooner
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I use my own balls as a stressball
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ITT we watch this
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itt we self insert as slopjaks
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You should only be a nazi for satirical purposes but not actually be one because they are le hecking unwholesome.
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republicancucks…
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test
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cobson loves you all and wished you a good day
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I need george floyd memes, send me some floyds
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what IAS song you would turn on on this tape deck?
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>/soy2/
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>My wife’s bull caught me saying swear words
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Itt we create the worst variant of all time
>For science
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Poopson thread
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>What are the true motives and identity of J. Sid
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Tail thread

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YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO
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J. Sid, short for Juan Sid here, ask me anything.
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>Gimme somma them Dark Wheels my Chocolate friend
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What are the true motives and identity of J. Sid
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test
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ITT we study the beginnings of gigapostint

So the first instance of someone sharing Ernest Khalimov to the public was on Reddit, r/bodybuilding by on oct 15 2017 by a user we will never know the name of because he deleted his account. Then a reddit immigrant on 4chan’s /r9k/ saw the post and then shared the sleekntears instagram to the board, he posted it again on /fit/.

Both boards were so fucking shocked at Ernest’s physique and face that they literally made him a meme for quoting anything they liked. They eventually gave him the nickname "gigachad".
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I left a woman I loved because I couldn’t accept a reunion after a breakup.
The reason was that she had, i her own words, a ‘black man as a first lover’
Couldn’t accept that. Had too much dignity. Just having a hard time coping because I’m white and white women are extremely hard to replace because I’m not in a white country. Can’t fuck the natives, they look like monkeys. I’ve rejected six of them already. Haven’t been with a woman in nearly two years.
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>liminal space
>a24
>ethnically diverse
>jumpscare free
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>blowing your head off in the bathrooms
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something feels off about this image…
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as anyone tried redoing this image? supposedly it was originally meant have mr morris but ai fucked up and put buster
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Nusois… what the fuck is this?
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i made some icons for this game mod i'm developing, are they coal or gem?
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>neo nazis in 2025
>lolipedocunnyniggertroons
>groypers
>satanic niggers
>larping troons
what happened? Where is the old culture of moonman and pepe
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What would you rather eat
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if there are any other spessbvlls still alive what do you guys think of a sharty station rebase on /vg/station? monkecode is tranny code that sucks /tg/ lacks content and is slow
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oekaki thread

Ching chong.
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It’s kind of disappointing how the only community to ever discover spam shitflinging is this one. I wish there was a website for shitflinging in general, independent of the horrendous soyjaks.
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>chocolate niggers
>vanilla niggers
>strawberry niggers
>mint chocolate chip niggers
>cookies and cream niggers
>rocky road niggers
>mocha niggers
>black raspberry chip niggers
>peanut butter niggers
>sea salt caramel niggers
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>Ever wonder why Jew Media Broadcaster Never Mention MONERO? The News People want you dumb and poor!
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soyteens, is this true
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Alicia

I CANT FUCKING BREED im trans btw
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FACT: total foid death

thread theme: save evropa agarthan evro beat remix o algo award
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Some retard dropped an snca SH rant then got nished geg. check the ban list
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test thread ignore
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MODE: SGNL_RCV● LIVE

Subject Analysis:

LOOK AT THIS
INTELLIGIENT
YOUNG MAN!

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<Man
Oldsoi we… were not trans btw
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geg
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>The way you turned MtF into "More Than Fanservice" in the intro is unironically peak script writing god damn
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>Sabrina Carpenter's Glamorous World of Hetero-Pessimism
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>our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west
>they stole our economies, our culture, our honor
>our blood has been spilt on our soil
>my blood on their hands
>they are the invaders
>all US and breeteesh forces mast leave rassia immediately of saffer the consequences CYKA
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Fuck the soysphere
Also rate my fit
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Did I make the gem that saves the sharty?
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test
jarty
jerdee
OMGSISA
'p
long dead website
omgsisa
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>sitting down to pee
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soor
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NUSWAS DONT REMEMBER SHOALLY GEEEEG
> o algo
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Ban shitaly
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All of that green shit is farmland btw absolutely fake continent-country
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>hating goy story
>Hating trash bandicoon
>Hating other childish sludge
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I found a bakery that does custom icing on cookies
Whoever rolls ‘mutt decides which jak I ask for
Image must be attached
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>Onimai and the Erasure of Queer Anime
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God loves you
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New rule: Never dox foids.
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DER FUGGEN FILTER IS GAWN MAYNE
JARTY
Jarty
jarty
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troon
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>Video Games and the Transgender Experience (VIDEO ESSAY)
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does /soy/ need some grace?
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looking at the specs of the female body, it’s just a joke. it’s biologically inferior in every way that counts. guys get off so easily, just friction and they’re done, but for afabs it’s a struggle. the vagina is basically numb inside, science proves that, so piv does nothing for most of us. we’re built to be bred, not to feel good. the pleasure center is this tiny awkward external nub that’s hard to get to, while for guys it’s just right there. the system is rigged. and the physical weakness is insulting. less muscle mass, lower bone density, we’re smaller. i hate feeling like i couldn’t defend myself if things went south. it’s prey biology. you’re just waiting to be overpowered. the maintenance is a nightmare too, bleeding for a week every month, cramps that feel like someone is gutting you, iron depletion, all for nothing if you aren't reproducing. it’s a defect. and then there’s the boobs, just useless sacks of fat that hurt when you run and get in the way. the whole thing is soft, vulnerable and designed strictly to be used. mtfs piss me off. it’s laughable. you are born in the superior body. you have the strength, the bone density, the natural ease, a body that isn't constantly betraying you and you want to throw it away to be us
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establish
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we call this funny humour in eritrea
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What if stalin had a bwc
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How can I look like this?
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Who is this?
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Watch out for flying jews. Its migration season
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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