Tor Parsons ⍼

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Tor Parsons ⍼
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Durian friend. Doll owner. Internet sleuth. Oregon nationalist. Twink Riddler. "super cool person" - DM me if you know a place to stay in SF.

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When I was a little kid, the way I defined a "city", as opposed to a "town", was if it had an IKEA. And all these years later, I'm still not sure there's a better way of defining what's a major city and what's not, at least in the US.
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Why hasn't "zugzwang" caught on as a word outside the chess world? It's such a fun word to say, and it means a situation you can apply to so many things: when you have to make a move, but every legal move would make your situation worse. E.g. "I'm in zugzwang with my job search."
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Everyone disagreeing is defining cities by city limits rather than by metro area. Come on. If you live in Frisco, Texas you live in Dallas. If you live in Elizabeth, NJ you live in Newark. US city limits are ridiculous squiggles and patchworks that don't define anything.
Okay, I MUST know the story behind this precinct in Midtown where 77 people wrote in Eric Adams, with Sliwa in 2nd place. Surrounded by similarly sized precincts that were mostly evenly split between Mamdani and Cuomo. Fraud? A voting machine glitch? Ethnic block voting?
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I love making a video debunking something that doesn't exist, and then discovering later that it basically does/did exist, exactly as the urban legend suggests, just in a totally different context. See here, the Chinese social credit system.
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In Ming China, there were karma ledgers, so you could keep count of your karma. A kind of rationalist, more effective altruism? E.g. one work from 1604 assigns the following merit and demerit points:
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Today I learned that neither of my parents know Smooth Criminal. They were both teenagers in the 80s. They know who MJ was, of course, and know his other hits. They have never been in a cult or otherwise restricted culture. Neither of them had ever heard Smooth Criminal. What?!
Just scheduled what may be the best half-hour of TCOC I've ever made. Releasing tomorrow 4pm EST. Audio is janky since it's the first video I've filmed in my NYC apartment and I'm still working out the kinks. But I'm so, so proud of this script.
Ugh. Just a couple weeks after I resolved the fake copyright claim & figured I was clear to bring back Subways Of Your Mind, I just got a *real* copyright claim from FEX. I can share ad revenue on this episode, but I'll be using the CIA song as my intro permanently from now on.
Raining hard in Manhattan today. I'm in my pajamas in my warm apartment with my gf, feverishly editing the best, most overstuffed 1h40 of TCOC I've ever made. Finally doing the story I teased at the end of the Corbin Bleu episode, and it's the deepest rabbit hole I've ever found.
A few weeks ago I noticed a trend of "Zohran Un-derangement Syndrome" on liberal/YIMBY Twitter: seems everyone overnight suddenly realized Zohran is pragmatic and not that bad compared to the alternatives. I'm glad he won, I don't think he'll be popular, but I wish him the best.
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Best thing about Zohran is his willingness to say "Will my outside-the-box policy proposals work? Maybe not, but we'll never know if we don't try them out." Every candidate needs the guts to say that. Progressives are usually so smug and self-important and he's clearly not.
"Money in politics" is the same as "online misinfo" - sure, it's a real problem, but midwits cling to it to avoid the real blackpill: Your political enemies truly believe what they say, wouldn't change if given your education or experience, and aren't being paid or brainwashed.