R: 100 / I: 18
First person to get "Hunky Twink Sex Machine" chooses who should be US president.

R: 164 / I: 73

The /bat/ dream thread is gone

its so over my bat bros, the higgers won

For context: I had this weird fucking dream last night where soyjakparty added a new /bat/ tab for bat people, not furfags or cosplayers, real life, anthropomorphic bat people, and they were very racist and closed off from the rest of the boards, purely sticking to their own board and rarely posting on the others, where they would talk about bat-stuff and bat-politics and they would constantly shit on humans calling them "Higgers" or "Hukes" (human kikes) and so in retaliation anytime a bat person would post on any other board they would be bombarded with this image

It had 30 replies and 12 images and its now gone, fuck my stupid bat life

R: 36 / I: 7

ITT WE RAID TWITCH STREAMS

ITT WE RAID ACKBOX & GARTIC PHONO & OPEN VC
https://www.twitch.tv/mutedffs
Slowburn please

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

R: 257 / I: 53

Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)

Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims

(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)

Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))

links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky

R: 88 / I: 29
Why do we bully trans kids again???

R: 22 / I: 6
If soyniggers hate Kuz so much, why does nobody try to dox him?

R: 2 / I: 0
Putting spaces in your filenames so linux troons can't use them

R: 2 / I: 0
does anyburundhi have that one nikocado avcocado 'o video
it was a low res video of nikocado crying at a table full of bloody giblets, flesh etc while orlin yells at him
>IM SICK OF YOU I HATE YOU IM SICK OF YOUU
please

R: 1 / I: 0
i stopped taking my meds

R: 7 / I: 0
Honestly my favorite quote from soyjakparty 🥹
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R: 49 / I: 16
Why do we hate da joos again? I don’t mean like the high ranking ones I mean the normal ones that have normal lives like the rest of us?

R: 250 / I: 58
ive been friends with a guy for 11 years now and suddenly xe troons out, wtf should i do?

R: 70 / I: 18
gem on the 'log

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R: 12 / I: 7

/vid/ - brimstone video general

Post geggy/brimmy raisin

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why the fuck is the 'booru always 'aped? I just want to start gemmy threads with niche 'jaks
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R: 0 / I: 0
Systemd: The init system for the EMPLOYED

R: 31 / I: 5
Whatever happened to stinky bra girl?

R: 6 / I: 3
The other day, someone mentioned that foids ovulate and this got me thinking: do foids lay eggs? This, of course, implies that foids also hatch from eggs. I assume it's the female foids that do this and not the male foids. Thoughts?

R: 3 / I: 0
>reading on the train

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

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who here has that one kuz facedox? not eduardo foltz but the pic of that one guy with glasses with brown skin and a beanie, istg it was in the wiki but i cant find it

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>be 20 year old boymoder,
>3 years hrt
>dont pass flawlessly but cute and pass as a andro trans guy/femboy
>wanna meet guys

So I'm going to an anime con this year for the first time in a while, decided to do a chihiro fujisaki cosplay, I'll be going with a freind but desu i mostly just want to make new freinds and talk to guys,

Nusois, how do I approach cute guys at cons, I dont mean fat greasy guys, but the cute fit guys, there ARE some at anime cons I've SEEN them

R: 2 / I: 1
Worse 'o than the chicken factory

R: 274 / I: 97
If this thread reaches 500 replies, Quote has to commpletely ban any Christian heresy and blasphemy on Holy Week and Christmas

>Be a servant of the lord quote

R: 5 / I: 0
first person to roll chud decides what i goon to

R: 1 / I: 1
Quote and the pigsteppers are shining way too bright today I think they might be doing something to this appointment since I was rejected by their parents and it doesn’t seem to work out like it used to be.

R: 2 / I: 1
If this thread gets 500 reppies, Quote should remove CSRF tokens on all posts so that anyone can bait soyteens into clicking a page with embedded form that catty wipes the 'log

R: 3 / I: 2
Marge, what is this?

R: 59 / I: 13
nigga…

R: 0 / I: 0
Top 10 john pork sightings in fortnite

R: 9 / I: 4
>be me
>25 year old boymoder boilfail
>watch a bunch of animes like lain
>get a thinkpad, install arch
>start browing /lgbtq/
>realize that trans people and thinkpads fit eachother, and they should be used for the new trans revolution.
nusois, do you like my setup? It’s for the glowies to not spy on me while I setup antifa riots.
Also trans rights are human rights, dni if you’re a bigot.

R: 8 / I: 1
>WAOHHHH! 2 PIECES OF STRING!! HECKIN ART, YO!
real image in my airbnb hosts home

R: 539 / I: 85
GARTIC PHONO AND ACKBOX RAID, GET IN NQVV

FIRST TARGET https://www.twitch.tv/shadowrift0

R: 4 / I: 1
This gif is tuff

R: 9 / I: 2
Does anyone else have a headache? There is a solar flare happoening right now that fries everyphono brain

R: 8 / I: 1
That feel when you think that your life is Surrealistic.

I went to this "restaurant" with chicken.

I am ordering shit(take out ofc).

And suddenly old man ask "who needs a job"?

And I was thinking like - I don't like so much, but i should, because i must socialize myself, because lately i can't even talk with salesclerk(you know, player and don't even one word) and killed few so cash situations, which could make my life different/less ronery.

So I said - YES, but wait old man because i will must eat what i order.

So he wait, and give few strange comments like - it's not polish cousine!

So we exit this shit, and ride in tram across the whole city.

I was listening.

We walk to the place, and shit sucks, it was huge amount of bricks to transport and remove.

He complain about me whole day.
(BTW i will probably tommorrow have muscle fever)

Ask that I have a wife(coolface),That i will learn how working looks in Poland,that I am foreigner because I talk little fuzzily(that is quite truth, but he had Hearing aid too, and he is sec. person that told me - after all when I talk in not my native, they don't have ANY problem when I talk, and at all when I am drunk i talk very clearly, better than most voice actors)

Meanwhile his daughter(no, it wasn't pretty one, and she has above 40yo so - shit sucks)
ask that i will need tea or sandwitches - i said that i don't want (i don't like eat while i am do something important) and old man tells her that i prefer vietnamese sandwiches(very coolface)

It was very hard, and not so cash(but i can't tell that was waste of time, at all it was better than stay in home, and watch unfunny sitcoms)

I finished, and was whole in dust.

He complain about me more, and told (I don't know about that is true, but I have few persons in whole not-so-close-family in army, but seems that he don't lied, also their crazyness about order and country) that he is retired from Polish Air Force and he will recommend me that i will go to air force and report, because there i will have nice salary and listen to superiors and have nice andventure instead "HARD LIFE" with normal life.
I only coolfaced, because i don't want to talk how army is collection of sick bastards.

I back to home and tell everything mom(because i was whole in dust, and don't have cell phone), except last part, and she told me that she is proud of me.

R: 3 / I: 1
furaffinity is down for maintenence, that's why PPH is so high today btw

R: 6 / I: 1
>THE FUCKING 'LOG IS ABISMALLY SHIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE THAT HAS VALUE OR QUALITY AND THE JANNIES ARE DOING NOTHING
>HOW THE FUCK CAN WE FIX IT
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>Ah right, this will surely fix everything
>…Why is the sharty down?
(Meanwhile at sharty HQ)
^QUOTE THE SERVERS HAVE MELTED WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO, THE PPH IS DECREASING, IT WON'T GENERATE ENOUGH SHEKELS FOR YOUR METH

R: 0 / I: 0
Everytime you pee you literally produce p o algo

R: 1 / I: 0
Buying cheap, valuable, carbon-emission free, wholesome, vegan, anti-climate crisis, local, farm-fed, grass-fed, sproke-fueled, healthy coal from the grocery store owned by a POC

R: 124 / I: 18

RAID CALLIN LESOTHO

RAID/callin LESOTHO RADIO STATION
link: https://radio.garden/listen/moafrika-fm/V0ZxS-qm#google_vignette
Say gemmy wholesome thingerinos Jarty, niggers, etc…
Last time this was tried and failed

R: 19 / I: 8

I miss my friends

I miss that 2016 days
>No responsabilities
>Being just a kid playing football every day after class
>Playing PS4 everyday and going to each other houses
>Talking just about the 2016 euro or how weird girs were
>I miss being 10
Then I slowly started isolating myself
>By age 14 I had barely no friends
>Now I have no friends, girlfriend, future projects, I have to make money, have a job, etc.
>I miss being a kid
>I miss having friends
>I miss having hope

R: 78 / I: 31
im building a list of tranny names plsplspls help me

tranny names:
theo
atlas
star
foster
ash
lillith
sophie
alice
sapphire
izzy
sawyer
leo
lexi
luke
finley
ethan
opal
sol

R: 14 / I: 2
H1 GUYZZ!! :3

R: 1 / I: 1
Have you prayed to boognish today? though

R: 34 / I: 10
Clavicular was a chud like us chat…

R: 15 / I: 7
this just happened
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R: 2 / I: 0
i think women do find bodybuilders very attractive

idk. they say they don't but that means that they do I think idk. I think I've seen several roided to the gills bodybuilders with girlfriends.

R: 8 / I: 4
Haven't you heard?

R: 13 / I: 1
me to stupid jartycucks

R: 10 / I: 5
I'm actually crying right now. I look exactly like the images they post…
These grotesque pictures they post of transfolk hanging is PTSD inducing for me.
Why can't we just have one place for ourselves without stupid /qa/ and /pol/ chuds ruining it?

R: 2 / I: 0
I like this gif

R: 3 / I: 2
I posted this on /pol/ and learned the average result was around 95 so what is your results (I got 100)
RicePurityTest.com or something

R: 7 / I: 2
Brutal Turkpill

R: 13 / I: 4
umamusume is sharty culture fuggen jerdee

R: 6 / I: 1
Is it just me or do frogs swarm to bait far more often than soyteens?

R: 19 / I: 7
Yall like TCOAAL here?

R: 0 / I: 0
ONONONONON BRITBBCSISSIES WHAT IS THIS???

R: 7 / I: 5
i like these soyjak characters

R: 16 / I: 5
What do you think of my tuff song?

Yes its true that I'm a chud
But at least I'm not a diddyblud!
It's also true I never goon
Because gooning is very bad for you!

R: 0 / I: 0
test

R: 6 / I: 3
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka, Kaboom, Kabloom, Kaboommmmmmm
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka, Yeah I think about it every time i hit the hookah, Kaboom, Kablow, Kaboom

R: 362 / I: 40
old gegerald
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R: 10 / I: 0
Nu OC, tranime but still felt like posting it

R: 6 / I: 0
i got a thinkpad l490
AMA

R: 7 / I: 0
Which game should I play first? I bought Dark Souls 1, 2 and 3 when it was on sale

R: 15 / I: 6
I ordered a pizza. I said on it "do not put pineapple on it, I am allergic" what do those fucking niggers do? ADD FUCKING EXTRA PINEAPPLE ON IT.

R: 2 / I: 1
chill cat

R: 7 / I: 2
does kiwifarms allow swatting?

R: 5 / I: 1

I don't get this video

Did the jerdee have 'p on the log all the time and that is what the video is referencing with them all watching 'p? Also were they all obese mexicans?

R: 1 / I: 1
What if all "old gods" who talk about shitty quality brimstone, death of the site and want to JSID are nusois who can't accept they have too small attention span for imageboards

R: 6 / I: 1
Is it true that Vlodson was created to make fun of slavshits, or was he always a bait variant.

R: 0 / I: 0
explain this

R: 19 / I: 6
Is it gay or bisexual to date trannies and femboys?

R: 2 / I: 0
this is the best ending to a comedy skit ever

R: 4 / I: 2
for dinner i had a custard tart, apple juice and 10 or more easter eggs

R: 9 / I: 5
I remember shitting my pants on the bus in high school and had to take a bus home and the fucking school president happened to be in the same bus and went up to me and told me this was the wrong bus

R: 3 / I: 1
my tummy hurts

R: 2 / I: 1
Somebaldi 'jak this

R: 2 / I: 0
Does anyone know any keyed tf2 classified servers?

R: 6 / I: 4
https://www.reddit.com/user/CompetitiveSleeping/

Rape this grotesque troon because it would make for a good thread

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new sharty culture

R: 112 / I: 90
should i shave if my pubes are 2 inches long

R: 31 / I: 8
Did you know the Swede was provaxx during the pandemic?

R: 15 / I: 10
I will kill you soytroons

R: 1 / I: 0
my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's my wife's , how could you tell?

R: 6 / I: 3
my best friend is a muslim and he doesn't pray to allah and eats pork
>marge how
he eats pork flavoured foods such as chips beans and so on
also he is mixed (snca)
dose anyone have muslim friends like him?

R: 0 / I: 0
What's the endgame of the frog lobby on the 'arty?

R: 9 / I: 1
I got a bugscicle ask me anything

R: 1 / I: 0
Iam poopson and i will destroy the party

R: 0 / I: 0
The jews and gemcord lost

R: 2 / I: 2

Why quote

>
You destroyed the log. You allow softcore porn and implied zoophilia on the log. You even allowed 'l. All of this, for your amusement and personal gain.

R: 4 / I: 0
What happened to archive.soyjak.org? No way its already down

R: 13 / I: 4
What kind of sandwich should I make

R: 3 / I: 0
stupid bitch thread
IAS

R: 5 / I: 2
poopson is a hoax created by the CIA to demoralize nusois and cause a prepetual fear

R: 5 / I: 0
New toss

R: 1 / I: 0
I use cachyOS ama

R: 29 / I: 12
I’m currently touring the Pittsburgh museum of entomology, one of the 37 wings of the building that has existed before the 1900s. What do (You) want me to do or see here?

R: 168 / I: 48
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

R: 1 / I: 1
We newfags ah le good and le based

R: 8 / I: 0

Should we ox drake

>Pedophile
>Faggot
>Makes shitty music
>Image
You think if we tried doxxing drake it might work or get shut down by glowies

R: 25 / I: 4
Made a nuvariant called Bebson, what do you think?

R: 5 / I: 3

troonhou GEG

touhou general

girls are now dancing

R: 4 / I: 2

Jesus drank Sweet Wine

Happy Good Friday, Folx.
Jesus wasn't a drunk. the wine was 2% and they drank maybe 2-3 goblets of it a day. basically nursing the equivalent of a beer or two.
Wine today is a minimum 7.5% and most are closer to 13-14%

So never call Christ a drunk.

R: 0 / I: 0
poopson is a hoax created by the CIA to demoralize nusois and cause a prepetual fear

R: 2 / I: 1
So this one foid I used to talk with. I was rizzing xher so much that I was ready to eat xher big and beautiful ass and then 'ape xher(CONSENTUALLY I JUST LIKE BEING ROUGH ITS A THING I LIKE PERSONALLY ONLY VIA CONSENT). But then cut all contact due to xher acting weird sometimes. Then I saw a video sent by a friend that xhe got raided by the police and apparently was involved with some satanist misanthropy 'p posting groups. Now I'm disgusted and terrified. I was shocked that foids are getting involed in those satanist numbers groups. Oh my Fauci

R: 2 / I: 0
What kind of sandwich should I make

R: 0 / I: 0
how much your be jorkan depenis

R: 12 / I: 1

i've starting to notice that since our nigga hacked 4chan sharty culture has begun to spread more. thoughts on this, good or bad?

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OPERATION TUMBLR BRIDGE
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THIS OPERATION IS BECAUSE A TRANSGENDER MASS SHOOTER WOULD KILL EIGHT IN TUMBLER RIDGE EARLIER THIS YEAR. TRANSGEDNERS ON WPLACE HAVE NOW PLACED TRANSGENDER FLAGS AND GAY FLAGS ALL OVER THE TOWN. IT IS TIME WE REMOVE IT AND REPLACE IT WITH CANADIAN FLAGS!
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GO GO GO!
https://wplace.live/?lat=55.16516426035137&lng=-121.036201171875&zoom=12.349507563125842

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puritism is the worst thing that happened to humanity

R: 7 / I: 6
==send more edits like dis

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christ-larping cord woke up

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Caipirnha Caipirnha
Oha Aha
Bamboleo Mambolinha
Caipirnha Caipirnha
Oha Aha
Bamboleo Mambolinha

R: 38 / I: 1
bought a thinkpad t480
specs as of now
-256 GB SSD
-8GB of RAM
-W11
-some i5 linux cpu
Any tips for beginners, I wanted to upgrade the ram but thats really fucking expensive.
repost because tech is a dnb

R: 3 / I: 2
unironically using soyjaks on your youtube thumbnail o algo

R: 9 / I: 4
Marxism and Christianity are, in essence, the same.
>Both advocate for slave mentality
>Both created by kikes
>Both talk about a future salvation (revolution and second coming)
>Both destroy society and subvert the natural social order
>Both pave the way for a jewish global elite to rule over mentally enslaved goyim
There is no argument to be made against this.
>inb4 christkike says rabbi yeshua actually hates jews/da jews are not da real jews (somehow)
>inb4 anecdotal evidence
>inb4 but communists hated religion!! (doesn't disprove the argument at all)
>inb4 christkike mental gymnastics to modify the core christcuck message of equality into something else
Feel free to try to disprove this (you won't).

R: 3 / I: 2
soycucks are programmed for prison

R: 7 / I: 3
This website is boring me, and I'm getting scared.

R: 23 / I: 5
'oonman saving the fucking 'log you fucking nigger get cranqued like 'oulja 'oy

R: 3 / I: 0
Old 'toss

R: 14 / I: 3
wasn't like the creator of trannyblocks or hwatever the game was called a troon?

R: 16 / I: 13

Can you guys do a better job making anime uncool

For all the anti-tranime posting, there are still too many normgroids liking anime. I became a sharteen so normgroids would fuck off my hobby

R: 22 / I: 6
opinions on the 'gram (I'm an Immigrant Btw 🥀💀💀💀)

R: 17 / I: 5

Fuck Adelaide
Y'all wanna meet at 850 36th St in Newport News VA?

R: 5 / I: 1
reposting this since it got buried last night
my WIP gem, thoughts criticisms and feedback welcome

R: 487 / I: 89

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 3 / I: 1
What even is dark wheels
>no arrow

R: 4 / I: 0
DEATH TO AMERICA

R: 11 / I: 6
Rate me /soy/.

R: 2 / I: 1
Halo reach is troonslop

R: 4 / I: 1
test

R: 5 / I: 2
>check bans
>99% of bans are for ban evasion
what if jannies just stopped banning people? then there'd be no more ban evasion

R: 0 / I: 0
there’s so many of these kek

R: 10 / I: 1
how do I write my essay without being distracted every 10 seconds by goyslop that I was conditioned to consume from a young age?

R: 2 / I: 1
'jak xim

R: 3 / I: 0
Can someone from switzerland find mekolai on polymanga convention?

R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the 'ru? It has always been the gay retard zoo but ever since they switched software it seems like everyone there became much more rambunctious and autistic.

R: 13 / I: 2

I FUCKING HATE GERMANY!!!!

<Go 2 germany thinkinmg it's le heckin based nazi country where I can meet zombie hitler and fight da joos with the nazi army
<Instead get greeted by some fuck in a fursuit
<He directs me to the local furry covvention
<The germans are all wearing fursuits
<There are stands selling yiff art
<I ask one of the furfag where I can meet zombie hitler and join the nazis to fight da joos
<Xhem directs me to a building with a sign saying Furaffinity e621 animal shelter o algo ya kuchh aur
<Go inside the building, expecting to see a bunch of gigaaryan hyperchad nazis recruiting of da fighting against da joos
<Acktschually inside are 100 germutt germonkyey niggers in fursuits raping dogs
<Try to leave
<A huge german dog stops ae and starts raping my anus
<Then one of the german guys grabs me
<He puts me in a fursuit and throws me into the dog pen
<All the dogs start raping all my holes at once while I am in my fursuit
<All the geramniggers stand outside the cage and watch the whole thing while stroking their tiny german peckers
Fuck this meme ass country. Germany isn'zt aryan I bet hitler and the nazis were actually ameriCHADS and I have just been lied to. Germany ISN'T the nazi coutry where zombie hitler leads the fight against da joows!!!

R: 3 / I: 1
Glownigger tropical resort albeit

R: 6 / I: 0
What the FUCK did they do to the 'ru? Why is everything slow and I keep's giving me pop ups. Also why did these retards add a fourm

R: 547 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 405 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 485 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.