The /bat/ dream thread is gone
its so over my bat bros, the higgers wonExtremely pedo coded furfag
This guy is extremely pedophile coded. Not sure though, xey draw like a pedohphile thats for sure.I want goypods NOW!!1!
Why are cheapest houses in this country 2 bedroom apartments that cost ~50.000 dollars?!?!Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)
Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims>Yuri Kuznetsov if xe had a failed imageboard project
>Kuz wanted to compose imageboards for the Kolyma Network industry, and xis project was due midnight. So xe went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "The Lawnmower Man", and put "The Jartycuck Theme Song" over it, which was a part of xis series of soyjak imageboards for aspies to use. Xe didn't have time to install vichan to add jannies to the boards, and xe couldn't export the database since xe didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. Xe submitted xis project to Kolyma Network, and xe failed, SPECTACULARLY. Xe was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Kolyma Network knew about xis failiure. So xe went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. Xe bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Yuri Kuznetsov then brought the computer back home, and turned on xis computer, xe realized that it wasn't working. Xe found out that she forgot to plug it in. Kuz then found copious amounts of 'p on xis neighbor's computer. Xe confronted xis neighbor, which was a man from Lesotho in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Kuz not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. Xe took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Kuz's house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Kuz woke up, xe found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. Xe then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Kuz's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on soyjak.party.'Jakked History CHANNEL
I made this SLOP: https://youtu.be/WEmKF83Dj9kAI GENERATED SOYJAKERINO GREENTEXTS
>Go to work at soyjak.partySentient Nameroll Theory
Every nameroll is sentient, Quote hasn't interacted with the Sharty much because he's too busy individually choosing what nameroll you will get when you make a post on this website. When Quote IS interacting with us, it's the Jannies, 9a0c or Mustard covering for xim while he talks to us about his dnb alt-chan code that will never be finished.I FUCKING HATE GERMANY!!!!
<Go 2 germany thinkinmg it's le heckin based nazi country where I can meet zombie hitler and fight da joos with the nazi armySoysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do nextSoy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy ConlangContinuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)
previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.