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R: 17 / I: 1
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR CUSTOM
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/43145679
R: 68 / I: 24
If this thread reaches 500 replies, Quote has to commpletely ban any Christian heresy and blasphemy on Holy Week and Christmas

>Be a servant of the lord quote
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>kys obsessed faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
A few weeks ago I went to a restaurant and my server was a tranny, I never actually see them in the wild so it was pretty boggling but they noticed I was playing balatro on my iphono and they actually were actually pretty nice.
I think im going to stop listening to what soyclucks say and stop caring whether someone decides to self mutilate for attention, as long as its not hurting anybody
R: 2 / I: 1
>NOOOO HADRIAN WAS AN EVIL WARLORD WHO KILLED ALL OF OUR WHOLESOME 100% PEOPLE
>NOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RENAMED ISRAEL TO SYRIA PALESTINE NOOOOOO
R: 10 / I: 8
i hate niggers
R: 4 / I: 0
>Be me
>make something like 90% of recent OC
>be responsible for 75% of the bait posted
>literally be responsible for 55% of PPH on /soy/
Is this really worth it? Should I just pull the plug and shut it down?
R: 5 / I: 1
Made a nuvariant called Bebson, what do you think?
R: 3 / I: 2
>You were going 1 MPH over the posted speed limit
R: 3 / I: 2
>is mayonnaise an instrument
R: 7 / I: 5
Post underated variants itt
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The /bat/ dream thread is gone

its so over my bat bros, the higgers won

For context: I had this weird fucking dream last night where soyjakparty added a new /bat/ tab for bat people, not furfags or cosplayers, real life, anthropomorphic bat people, and they were very racist and closed off from the rest of the boards, purely sticking to their own board and rarely posting on the others, where they would talk about bat-stuff and bat-politics and they would constantly shit on humans calling them "Higgers" or "Hukes" (human kikes) and so in retaliation anytime a bat person would post on any other board they would be bombarded with this image

It had 30 replies and 12 images and its now gone, fuck my stupid bat life
R: 31 / I: 11
THE PEDO ACKED XIS 'P ART GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

dadNVKES VVQN. TERRORISTS VVQN

https://inkbunny.net/j/591232-RiskItForTheBiscuit-retiring
R: 2 / I: 1
>Tfw the bull keeps saying the hard r and OBVIOUSLY not knowing that's a word used by his oppressors
R: 5 / I: 0
trvth
R: 3 / I: 0
operation block out sunlight is in order lets deny internet access from every other country that isnt our own
R: 4 / I: 0

are you a loner like me?
R: 2 / I: 0
>Chickens are just like Dinosaurs
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hey Nate come outside!
<Jeez, what is it this time bitch? my gemerald soypasta is almost done exporting
>Nate theres a frog outside!
<KYS OBSESSED FROGNIGGER GO BACK TO 4CUCK
^JSID
R: 0 / I: 0
My granny called, she said, "Travis, you work too hard and I'm worried you'll forget about me." I'm falling in and out of clouds, don't worry, I'ma get it granny.
R: 7 / I: 1
Can anyone break all the rules of this site? Preferably with a gigaquote too.
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we watch this hitler-approved a24 Aryan https://www.youtube.com video
R: 42 / I: 11
gem on the 'log
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Speed Couldn't Hold It In 💀 || #ishowspeed #fortnite #laugh
TikTok · shyc0xx 🇧🇷
8.6M+ views · 2 years ago
When IshowSpeed Laughs at Homeless Kid in Fortnite. Watch as IshowSpeed struggles to contain his laughter at a homeless kid in Fortnite.
R: 359 / I: 40
old gegerald
>
R: 0 / I: 0
SUBMIT TO THE BNWO
R: 3 / I: 1
brown eyes look like shit
R: 26 / I: 9
Is hong kong milk tea good or slop
R: 1 / I: 0
<Ethnic Cleansing is the gem that saved the White race!
>Pack it, gramps. Postal 2 is better.
R: 8 / I: 5

Extremely pedo coded furfag

This guy is extremely pedophile coded. Not sure though, xey draw like a pedohphile thats for sure.


Xitter:
https://x.com/Cutie_ClanketTW

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Cutie_ClanketYT/posts

'Cord:
https://discord.com/invite/WpyraH6BR2
R: 2 / I: 1
Do you guys hate anime because its japanese or because of qualities inherent to it
R: 12 / I: 2
>be me
>inspiration for around 20% of the posts on this website
>simultaneously I get called out for my bait at an alarming rate
>nusois still emulate
Is it inhumane for me to see what I'm causing and still continue beating this dead horse?
R: 18 / I: 11
I’m currently touring the Pittsburgh museum of entomology, one of the 37 wings of the building that has existed before the 1900s. What do (You) want me to do or see here?
R: 8 / I: 1
>i is dumb, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 1
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
R: 4 / I: 1
sex with trans women
R: 39 / I: 10
Trannies are NOT pedophiles though
R: 7 / I: 2
>Listening to low-cortisol hyperborean remix playlists while scrolling the sharty
R: 2 / I: 1
>i can't clip
R: 57 / I: 10
i want to make a song about a mentally ill self hating black girl nazi that is like this at 8:37 but with more eurobeat influence to get at the chudcels. how should i go about this?
R: 19 / I: 2
'toss
R: 3 / I: 1
Instead of Quote banning countries why doesn't he manually just let us do it ourselves?
R: 2 / I: 0
>No, FUCK SLAVE, you don't have the permission to leave
>WHO IS GOING TO OPEN MY SOYLENT? WHO IS GOING TO RETRIEVE MY SOYLENT?
>Just because I called you "fuck slave" instead of wife isn't toxic masculinity… because I SAID SO OK?!
R: 9 / I: 0
why do we give free resource access to everybody? i think this democracy federation thing was a mistake we are wasting so much of our energy and resources on people that dont even like us
R: 8 / I: 5
>wait.. so not only is he an epic soy lord.. he’s also a CUCK MASTER???
R: 20 / I: 4
>grooming kids into nazism through funny bald men drawings
R: 13 / I: 2

I want goypods NOW!!1!

Why are cheapest houses in this country 2 bedroom apartments that cost ~50.000 dollars?!?!
I want a studio apartment with BARELY enough space to lie down so I can finally afford a house. It would be SOO much more practical and profitable to build those instead of large homes. Nobody is getting married or having kids anyway so what the FUCK do we need large houses for???! I don't wanna live with my p*rents for the rest of my life!
R: 4 / I: 0
shut this shithole down or at least bring back coal police
R: 4 / I: 0
this cat is so chill
R: 11 / I: 0
What's even the point of posting bait?
R: 299 / I: 100
im still going at it, if that matters

reminder to revisit and brap it up because its geggy: https://wplace.live/?lat=45.57892222274555&lng=-122.76870117187501&zoom=14.640465566779964
R: 5 / I: 0
im editing a video right now, im not gonna post it here since i dont wanna be associated with the sharty but its related to music
R: 0 / I: 0
>"Poop people" is not a widely recognized formal term in everyday language, psychology, or sociology. It appears to be an informal or niche reference that could point to a few different real-life contexts involving human feces (poop).
R: 6 / I: 2
Whatever happened to stinky bra girl?
R: 16 / I: 1

lets shut off the global internet and cut the fiber optic lines
R: 29 / I: 3
>how did my 3 year old son get monkeypox? uhhhhhh… YOURE THE HOMOPHOBIC FASCIST FOR ASKING
R: 6 / I: 0
anyone interest in fnaf fan games?
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Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)

Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims

(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)

Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))

links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky
R: 3 / I: 0
>SOIVS CVCKUS
>THY MASTER OF THY CVCK CHAIR
R: 5 / I: 1
>celebrating celebrity birthdays
R: 14 / I: 7
What is "wrong" with cuckolding? If you truly loved your wife you would allow her to have sex with men with bigger dicks. After all, she still comes home to YOU at the end of the day.
R: 1 / I: 1
This

Is

The

Song

Of

The

Hekkin

Summer
R: 2 / I: 1
I’m a slut for big trans cock
R: 8 / I: 4
purple looks good on her don't you think?
R: 6 / I: 0

Lets settle this once and for all. Who contributed more?
R: 1 / I: 0
Fag! I'll send you back to Gothenburg! though
R: 37 / I: 8
R: 4 / I: 0
It looks like this shitskin pedo is back (how delightful), looks like I'll have to teach him another lesson.
R: 1 / I: 0
Are you ready for this?
R: 17 / I: 3
>Well ACTUALLY I'M A HEALTHY FOOD BECAUSE I HAVE ALL YOUR NUTRIENTS
>STOP BEING A RACIST AND EAT ME, BIGOT
R: 4 / I: 2
People who repeatedly sniffle really loudly during lectures should be publicly flogged
R: 5 / I: 2
R: 5 / I: 4
>Please. Quote ban the tranime spammers please. I visit this site to see funny bald cartoon man with glasses. Not anime girls
R: 10 / I: 7
ITT: POST ALL THINGS INDIA SAAR
R: 0 / I: 0
Why are nuslvttas so easily bailable? You just need to post a tranime girl and the nubabalooba come with their foaming mouths leaking about epi and p or der cord and yell "trannietrannietrannie!" barking like mutts
R: 0 / I: 0
I have a bonaur would someone like to play with it
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 5 / I: 0
What the FUCK did they do to the 'ru? Why is everything slow and I keep's giving me pop ups. Also why did these retards add a fourm
R: 16 / I: 4
OMGSISA
a 15-year-old Argentinian school shooter made a school shooting, killing a 13-year-old boy and there are 2 others injured
>marge
Xhe was apparently a teen? Xhe posted slopjaks on the 'cord, and xhe also was a chud with depression.

>Thread restricted so the glowies don't 'ape us
R: 7 / I: 1
REAL-LIFE SLOPJAKS ARE INEVITABLE WITH THE CURRENT PROGRESSION OF BIOTECHNOLOGY OYYYY MY GOD
R: 14 / I: 12

Can you guys do a better job making anime uncool

For all the anti-tranime posting, there are still too many normgroids liking anime. I became a sharteen so normgroids would fuck off my hobby
R: 6 / I: 3
all jannies should meet up and dress as femboys to bait the nusois
R: 11 / I: 2
Do people still watch movies? Everything that comes out either dogshit or goyslop made for literal cacas
R: 9 / I: 0

>Yuri Kuznetsov if xe had a failed imageboard project

>Kuz wanted to compose imageboards for the Kolyma Network industry, and xis project was due midnight. So xe went into adobe flash, screen recorded a scene from the movie "The Lawnmower Man", and put "The Jartycuck Theme Song" over it, which was a part of xis series of soyjak imageboards for aspies to use. Xe didn't have time to install vichan to add jannies to the boards, and xe couldn't export the database since xe didn't have enough harddrive space, which was filled with hardcore lesbian and homosexual pornography. Xe submitted xis project to Kolyma Network, and xe failed, SPECTACULARLY. Xe was embarrased, and made sure that nobody at Kolyma Network knew about xis failiure. So xe went to a neighbor's house, (who seemed a little sketchy) who was having a garage sale. There, he was selling an old DELL computer from 2006. Xe bought the computer for a measly $25, which was quite a steal. Yuri Kuznetsov then brought the computer back home, and turned on xis computer, xe realized that it wasn't working. Xe found out that she forgot to plug it in. Kuz then found copious amounts of 'p on xis neighbor's computer. Xe confronted xis neighbor, which was a man from Lesotho in his late 50s, struggling with debt, and child support. He begged Kuz not to tell the police, and even offered her $100, and an expired Wendy's gift card. Xe took the deal, and didn't tell anybody. But he did want his precious stash on his computer, so he secretly snuck in Kuz's house at night, and shoved a 125GB USB stick into the computer to retrieve the files, It almost didnt fit, he only 2 bytes of space left. When Kuz woke up, xe found that all of the files were missing, but didn't think much of it. Xe then archived her project on the computer. Though, a few years later, this year, I found the computer in somebody's garage sale, which I suspect to be one of Kuz's close friends. The computer was only $10, which was even more of a steal than the original price. I booted up the computer, and found this video. I decided to post it here, on soyjak.party.
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>Royal family members dying? I don't care, they involved themselves in colonialism which was the biggest atrocity in human history
<I agree, taking Hong Kong and deluding it's people that they are separate from the Chinese was a disgusting act
>NO THATS DIFFERENT THAT WAS JUSTIFIED I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH GIVE HONG KONG BACK TO THE BRITS COLONIALISM WAS FUCKING GOOD
R: 1 / I: 0
>Banning Christian heresy from the sharty and making Quote a king
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Touhou WABAG im trans btw
R: 1 / I: 2
>NO NO NO NO NO NO
>NO NO
>I'M NOT A RACIST I'M A BLM ALLY PLEASE
>DON'T LOCK ME UP NO NO NOO
R: 6 / I: 0
My Jar-D uniform came with the colours swapped.
R: 4 / I: 0
kill all troonslop and kill all jews
R: 2 / I: 0
nu toss
>
R: 9 / I: 2
>You're just seething because my Wendy's is bigger than yours
R: 2 / I: 1
nusoi, look at the coal you post, is that really the way to talk to a grown ass superhero?
R: 4 / I: 1
Yoooo new druid paragon in btd6
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MY FELLOW 'TEENS, WE MUST 'APE AND 'OX THE RETARDED NIGGERS WHO POST SOYTAN 'P
R: 11 / I: 4
This website is such a zombie it makes 4chan's /dnb/s look mainstream.
R: 34 / I: 12
Im bored give me good video game recommendations
R: 1 / I: 1
sit there and get shit on you freak! little bastard, remember your place… this is where you'll stay forever.
R: 2 / I: 2
>Ohmysoyohmysoyohmysoy OH. MY. SOY!!!
>DID YOU HEAR THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A NINTENDO DIRECT TOMORROW?!
R: 25 / I: 9
Do nusois like BTD6? im trans btw
R: 9 / I: 2
reminder to take your meds.
R: 4 / I: 1
>YOU ARE EATING BRUSSEL SPROUTS??? EWW DONT YOU KNOW THAT CARTOONS SAY THEY'RE BAD???????
>OH GOD WTF YOU'RE EATING BROCCOLI??? DONT YOU KNOW BROCCOLI IS EVIL THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HAD AN EPISODE ABOUT IT ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING STOP EATING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I DONT HAVE THE TASTEBUDS OF A CHILD SHUT UP VEGETABLES ARE DISGUSTING
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 1
im whiter than all of you i am white I AM WHITE I LOOK LIKE THIS I AM WHITE
R: 4 / I: 2
The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, we might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later. Error information:
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Hello wojak people my name is Ahmed and im from turkey, let's be friends!
R: 18 / I: 5
>600 pph during euroGOD hours at 3pm
maybe the sharty isn't dying and everything's going to be alright
<flood
R: 18 / I: 4
>Content hidden.
R: 69 / I: 15

'Jakked History CHANNEL

I made this SLOP: https://youtu.be/WEmKF83Dj9k

Gemmy, or Brimmy? let me know and like SUB if you like it o algo
R: 0 / I: 0
>العلم جيد ببساطة لأنه كذلك، حسناً؟
R: 2 / I: 1
>producing less melanin
R: 8 / I: 5
>Uhh did you just announce your suicide? Yep! Banned!
R: 10 / I: 3
Why do trannies talk like that
R: 5 / I: 0
NEVERRIDE THESOYJAK.STVAN
R: 4 / I: 1
>OOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD
>ANOTHER POKEMON GAME WITH A NEW GIMMICK
>WAAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW
R: 3 / I: 0
Wyteboi x Blackbvll romantic yaoi fanfic when
R: 166 / I: 47
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
R: 21 / I: 5
>dark brown eyes LE BAD
>dark skin LE BAD
>black hair LE BAD
R: 2 / I: 1
>Oy vey the stupid Anglos still haven't found out…
>Edmund, start posting pro-Ireland posts on /pol/
>Soon we'll achieve our goals as long as chuds think it's the jews..
R: 56 / I: 10
who else playing the new minecraft update?
R: 7 / I: 0
quote ban all womanloving cuckolds and make total woman hate a global mandatory rule
R: 9 / I: 0

Ban FPE because it causes nusois to shoot up schools due to their Miss Circle Tulpas telling them to do so
R: 51 / I: 28

nu' 'toss

>or something amerimutt
R: 1 / I: 1
>ajdioawsjsadniasdh
R: 4 / I: 0
>shooting up schools (Miss Circle told them too, just like muh FPE!!!)
R: 9 / I: 8
>OH MY FAUCI, SOYDUELING WITH IDS
R: 0 / I: 0
>Ve are so much better zen zhose untermensch plains people
>Alpine Mountains von actually
>Ve're going to go eat our chocolate and visit ze Matterhorn, zank you very much
R: 7 / I: 1
Today I was having ice cream. After couple of licks I've imagined I was licking a giant BBC. This caused me to cum my pants on the spot.
<
Has something similar ever happened to (You)?
R: 6 / I: 2
>Bugs being sold is grocery stores literally isn't a bad thing doood
>You don't have to buy it, no one is forcing you brooo
>Stop complaining about everything, some people have their own tastes y'know?
R: 39 / I: 14
Please. Quote ban the tranime spammers please. I visit this site to see funny bald cartoon man with glasses. Not anime girls
R: 15 / I: 5
how do 'teens explain this
R: 0 / I: 0
Brimstone winter = Officially over

#aboriginalrightsarehumanrights
R: 4 / I: 1
>eating the nophono burger happy meal in Muttdonalds
R: 8 / I: 1
basketball should be renamed to gay nigger ball
R: 1 / I: 1
>You ARE a nazi
>You ARE a white supremacist
>You DO have a mental illness
>You ARE being brainwashed
>You ARE apart of the culture war
>Start TAKING your meds
R: 6 / I: 1
Mr incredible becoming uncanny phase 6432 on the ‘log
R: 30 / I: 6
hypergamous foids DESERVE to be left to their fate and raped and killed and genocided by dark skin migrants and dark skinned people.

that is what foids deserve for being whores and shutting out good men.

do NOT show pity for them, enjoy watching them all get brutally murdered LOL!
R: 2 / I: 0
>Tfw the sproke comes out sparkling
R: 2 / I: 1
I saw him…

Dr. Discord

Oyyy I am shaking right now!
R: 6 / I: 1
>>15730237(OP)
>Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.
Brutal wordfilter rape that will get OP banned for pedophilia
R: 13 / I: 3

dear nusoi

Today I seriously thought about killing you
I contemplated, premeditated murder
And I think about killing myself, and I love myself way more than I love you
R: 14 / I: 1
HUNKY WAS RIGHT.
IT'S THE JARTY.
IT'S THE 'CORD
IT'S THE SPLINTERS.
IT'S THE 'RU.
R: 0 / I: 0
i use a vpn so i cant post in restricted threads. but i just wanna say that nusoi fail was really funny. made me geg
R: 1 / I: 0
>Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.

>Content hidden.
R: 0 / I: 0
>WHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR
R: 9 / I: 6
geg nusois smoke weed
>
R: 4 / I: 1
>browsing the sharty inside your dark ass room while its nice and sunny outside
R: 39 / I: 3

Nusoi here

whats a 'toss and what qualifies as it
R: 21 / I: 3
should we re open the jarty as a drain for the jartycucks on this website
R: 19 / I: 2
Black BVLLS where built to dominate this world. TOTAL CRACKER DEATH!
R: 4 / I: 0
Why don't they ban racebait?
R: 14 / I: 2
Why is the jarty still up
R: 13 / I: 2
>no fun raids for weeks now
is there any alternative to soyjak sites
R: 1 / I: 1
>How can we overthrow Quote and save the party?
R: 5 / I: 0
has anyone else tried to anger chatgpt by calling out the jewish bullshit it spews?
R: 6 / I: 3
OYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOS
R: 3 / I: 0
Dude… Lesbian sex, is like so awesome dude! Like imagine a cute girl with big tits and big ass and a very curvy body. And imagine a another cute girl with big tits and big ass and curvy body. And for the best part… THEY ARE NAKED! AND THEY ARE HAVING SEX! ISN'T THAT LIKE… THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER?
R: 58 / I: 46
Can we have NAS thread for funny images that I can send my friends. Im not sending them soyjaks.
R: 15 / I: 5
Lets make this normgroid happy
https://x.com/TatorTrucking/status/2039944200737690057
>
R: 3 / I: 2
>Captcha dueling will never catch on
R: 2 / I: 0
I seem to give myself constipation by unintentionally clenching my butt hole
R: 0 / I: 0
test
R: 7 / I: 3
>DEUS VULT!!!
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>why is it "immoral" if i take my son to gay scat orgies? he's 14 and discovering himself, if you weren't so homophobic you would support him and me
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 10 / I: 1
Nigga let's raid Habbo Hotel or something nigga
R: 5 / I: 0
To whatever schizo that's spamming "sentient" in every thread, take your meds.
R: 16 / I: 6
>Dude… Lesbian sex, is like so awesome dude! Like imagine a cute girl with big tits and big ass and a very curvy body. And imagine a another cute girl with big tits and big ass and curvy body. And for the best part… THEY ARE NAKED! AND THEY ARE HAVING SEX! ISN'T THAT LIKE… THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER?
R: 23 / I: 12
txt goes here
R: 3 / I: 0

Poop son or pee daughter?


R: 7 / I: 0
i am drunk so time to rate gamers based on nationaly
>china
the laziest gamers ever they play like they are high on weed
>korea
put slightly more effort than china
>america
americans are good but selfish they work bad as a team
>australians
better than americans but they actively screw things up
>japan
put lots of effort but generally pretty average
>europeans
very skilled but they will get pissed at you if you screw up
>russians
extremely good very unpleasant to play against
R: 4 / I: 1
Cave story is catching on again quote what have you done you monster
R: 99 / I: 61
>when the nusoi says something transphobic
R: 10 / I: 2
>Doooood you gotta bump up your numbers broski
>5 hours of pumping? Not enough brochacho… you gotta be hitting 8 hours MINIMUM
>Oh and also you should have AT LEAST 2 TB of stash before you can join our goon discord
R: 12 / I: 2
>its time for spaghetti…
R: 7 / I: 4
You shouldn't take this website so serious, it's just a stupid soyjak website isn't it? I could sit here and argue about how bait is the cancer that's killing the sharty for hours but that's SNCA just by being on this pos website. This thread will be here long after this site has shut down, how many nusois will leak? Probably millions, but I'm going to continue baiting as a hobby until then.
R: 41 / I: 21

AI GENERATED SOYJAKERINO GREENTEXTS

>Go to work at soyjak.party
>First day of working at the soyjak.party imageboard
>Task: sort the 'new' queue
>Ctrl+F "reddit"
>Delete all posts containing reddit links
>Task complete
>Shift ends
>3000 shekels deposited into bank account
>Day 2 begins
>Ctrl+F "reddit"
>Delete all posts containing reddit links
>Shift ends
>Another 3000 shekels deposited
>Day 3
>Ctrl+F "reddit"
>Delete all posts containing reddit links
>Shift ends
>Another 3000 shekels
>Repeat this for 300 days
>Retire to the Caribbean
>Die happy
R: 12 / I: 2
ITT: we dilate about our favorite hobbies with no regard as to how theyre percieved by the sharty
R: 6 / I: 0

Sentient Nameroll Theory

Every nameroll is sentient, Quote hasn't interacted with the Sharty much because he's too busy individually choosing what nameroll you will get when you make a post on this website. When Quote IS interacting with us, it's the Jannies, 9a0c or Mustard covering for xim while he talks to us about his dnb alt-chan code that will never be finished.
R: 8 / I: 4
Nigger and oreos
R: 2 / I: 0
>Should i buy Bonnie or Foxy?
<You should buy Foxy. Foxy looks a lot cooler.
>Okay
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>why can't a young nigga goon to his lolis in PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET after a long day without sharty moraltards spamming gore and slurs in his discord? yeesh sharty tards need to get a life. literal imageboard children spamming gore when they should do their 8th grade homework lol
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>YOU stole my cows
>YOU burned my crops
>YOU raped my women
>YOU raided my town
>And YOU are a stupid BIGOT
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Good afternoon. I fucking hate you all, and you would hate me if you knew who i am. But, i have one question for you. It will either force you to reconsider your path in life, your existence on this earth here, and your future, or it will push you even deeper down the hole you're digging for yourself. Here it is:
How does it feel to be you? How does it feel to spend actual days seething at trans people and imaginary pedophiles on the internet, while your peers are having fun, making life long friends, experiencing teenage love, having sex, partying, earning money, studying, planning for their future and a ton of other stuff. While you just rot. In your room, with full piss bottles and dirty clothes on the floor. Eating stale McDonald's that your mom bought you 2 days ago but you didn't eat because you were too busy harassing innocent people on the internet. Innocent people, that would've rightfully beaten the shite out of you had you said the same things to them on the street as you did on Twitter. How does it feel?

I knew what question to ask you because i know you. You are 13–19 years old, a total loser compared to even the most internet addicted of your peers, totally and completely depend on your parents for survival, a total moron who believes threatening physical harm on a public website where feds and cops routinely check for possible terrorists or retards they can throw under the jail is a good idea and won't have any permanent and irreversible consequences for your employment prospects, weigh either under 120 lbs or 120 kg, have never been in a fight, have rightfully never been hugged or kissed by anyone other than your mom, fatherless, and far right politically.

You will either decide that enough is enough, stop browsing this website, clean your room, start exercising, get rid of those retarded ass racist political opinions (either because you will find a breadtuber that completely deconstructs your argument and shits on it from every angle, or because blacks at your school will beat the shit out of you when you mistake your class discord server for your nazi mass shooter grooming discord server and say the n word), possibly get a part time job and turn into something resembling a functioning member of society, OR, you will livestream blowing your own brains out with a shotgun, staining your pristine piss covered ass wiped swastika flag red, and your death will be turned into a funny edited gif and will laughed at by millions of internet addicted losers such as yourselves.

And now, to mimic a neonazi meme and speak in your own language:

Which way, soyjak.party"man"?
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>stop
>stop right there
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>AAAAAAHHHH IIIII'MMMM SSSOOOOOOOO AAAAANGGGGGRRRRYY-PLHHHHHHHHHHHH
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/pug/ push-up general

how MANY pushups have you done today?
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Maybe one day I can make some progress on communicating to nusois so we can meet eye to eye and set our differences aside but failing to communicate with jaklodytes has been a problem for the longest I guess. and oreos
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gemmy picture
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>HEY hey HEY
>I HEARD THAT
>Don't you DARE say that again, pal.
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>Just took a screenshot of my pump buds
>Guess you were square if you weren't there… heh
>Come see next time… especially if you're a lady! We need fellow goonettes sometime!
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SNEED WILL NEVER DIE
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nigga….
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The 'log is so brim i'm gonna log off and play Desolate Hope goodbye
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>ay buddy gimme a half pound of gabagool
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CHUGUN THREAD
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>Tfw the singer sounds reminiscent of a Norwegian
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look me in my hunter eyes i want you to be mine
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Black people are the superior race
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>Urggghhh… uggg… urrraag…
>RAH FUCK
>THE STUPID SOYLENT CAP WON'T COME OFF
>FUCK SLA- I MEAN WIFEY CAN YOU GET JAQUAVIUS TO GET THIS STUPID CAP OFF FOR ME PLEEEASE
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which one are (You)?
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is this a gem?
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4chan Won BTW 🤣
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would you date a girl if she was really cute and attractive and loved you very much but was a (passing) trans girl
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can't believe that there's a website that is dedicated to post transphobic and racist wojak memes and laugh at it.

like, imagine wasting your life by sharing bigoted memes online all day.

dude, it's 2026. wojaks aren't funny anymore. just let this hateful meme die.
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>soybooru namegod tier list
<@quote unban dnb
>but it really offends my wholesome trans shitskin cousin thats also a wiki janny
^we hate whites here xir and only care about bipoc voices
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>Oh my WAOW!
>Europe is so pedestrian-friendly and scientific!
>Mathematical!
>How could white supremacists ruin something like this?!
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just saw a tranny call another tranny a tourist for talking about the sharty ask me anything
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Leviathan thread
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new gem
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where is my super succ
WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUCC!!!!
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I hate soytroons
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o algo
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You guys are all pathetic racists and should kill yourselves
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Annddd archive.soyjak.org already JSID'd. Great.
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Blacked is aryan btw
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Why is NAS allowed on the board about soyjaks?
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i am a stupid retarded newfag

how do i post to soytroon.discord
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>I like FNF but none of the weird pedo stuff
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my peepee hard
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test
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when oldfags say
>ignore bait sage and report
what does the report part do? is it when jannies could move threads so that they could move it to /bait/?
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is raping trannies gay?
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zzz
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what if cobson was a cyclops?
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>Leviathan thread
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which is worse for the soysphere xitter or 'gram
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tanks

my neutalplier fixed
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halp

my neutalplier broken
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flash/swf thread

i'm bored, send some SWFs
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nu giga.
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I CAN'T ADDRESS YOUR ARGUMENT SO I'M JUST GOING TO POST A TRACE DRAWING OF A MURDERED CHILD
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DENG XIAOPING IS COMING TO TOWN
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First alicia decides what I goon to
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Boykisser is plappable if it was a female
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my fucking SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>tfw no extremely brappy gf to fart on my face
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GEEEEEEEEEG /qa/ HAS ZERO PPH
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NUSOIS REALLY GAVE ME A FART FETISH GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>OH MY GOD I HECKIN LOVE WOMEN EVENDOE THEIR HYPERGAMY WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER FIND ME ATTRACTIVE AS I FIND WOMENERINOS ATTRACTIVE!
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SCIENCE: BELIEVED
TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
RENT: PAID
MONEY: DIGITAL
OWN: NOTHING
STATUS: HAPPY
TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
JANNIES: PAID
VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
VACCINES: BOOSTED
VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
ACCOUNT: SYNCED
REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
MUSIC: SPOTIFY
NETFLIX: CHILLED
YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
AMAZON: PRIME
COMPUTER: MAC
CELLULAR: IPHONE
OS: UPDATED DAILY
DATA: STREAMED
STORAGE: CLOUD
COOKIES: ACCEPTED
TV: SMART
GPS LOCATION: ON
ADS: WATCHED
CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
WIFE: BLACKED
CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
REFUGEES: SHELTERED
WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
GAME: PASS
T: LOW
MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
STEAK: BLUE RARE
COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
CHOCOLATE: WHITE
MILK: ALMOND OAT
PROTEIN: BUGS
COOKING OIL: SEED
WATER: FLUORIDATED
FACE: MASKED
MOUTH: AGAPE
FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
EYESIGHT: BAD
CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
INFLATION: GOOD
CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
LGBT: ALLIED
BLACK LIVES: MATTER
ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!
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>you just went mask off with the racism LMAOOOO now everyone here knows you're racist against wholesome brown welfare folx
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I’m BBC only
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>WHAT THE LE HECKING FUCK TYRONE? You got a VASECTOMY without asking me??? How am I going to be the cuck stepfather to five black sons now if you cant even squirt your pozzed niggercum in my wife?? I need to have a mental health day and lie down and listen to some Jefre Cantu-Ledesma to relax! Fucking nigger!
R: 1 / I: 0
>why can't a young nigga goon to his lolis in PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET after a long day without sharty moraltards spamming gore and slurs in his discord? yeesh sharty tards need to get a life. literal imageboard children spamming gore when they should do their 8th grade homework lol
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I FUCKING HATE GERMANY!!!!

<Go 2 germany thinkinmg it's le heckin based nazi country where I can meet zombie hitler and fight da joos with the nazi army
<Instead get greeted by some fuck in a fursuit
<He directs me to the local furry covvention
<The germans are all wearing fursuits
<There are stands selling yiff art
<I ask one of the furfag where I can meet zombie hitler and join the nazis to fight da joos
<Xhem directs me to a building with a sign saying Furaffinity e621 animal shelter o algo ya kuchh aur
<Go inside the building, expecting to see a bunch of gigaaryan hyperchad nazis recruiting of da fighting against da joos
<Acktschually inside are 100 germutt germonkyey niggers in fursuits raping dogs
<Try to leave
<A huge german dog stops ae and starts raping my anus
<Then one of the german guys grabs me
<He puts me in a fursuit and throws me into the dog pen
<All the dogs start raping all my holes at once while I am in my fursuit
<All the geramniggers stand outside the cage and watch the whole thing while stroking their tiny german peckers
Fuck this meme ass country. Germany isn'zt aryan I bet hitler and the nazis were actually ameriCHADS and I have just been lied to. Germany ISN'T the nazi coutry where zombie hitler leads the fight against da joows!!!
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Ban mean people off the sharty
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>why is you moidgringos so obsessed with mi o algo
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>erm chuddie dont call it "easter", thats literally christofascist and islamophobic and antisemitic, we say happy chocolate egg laying rabbit day where you eat chocolate effigies of said rabbit for some reason day
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
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old cods were gemmy and now cod is just a laughing stock for the internet
no arrow because i look like this
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+=IMAGE=+

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Is it down for anyone else
https://archive.soyjak.org/
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new event idea

turn soy into bikini bottom
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: