R: 17 / I: 2
old gegerald
>

R: 218 / I: 73
im still going at it, if that matters

reminder to revisit and brap it up because its geggy: https://wplace.live/?lat=45.57892222274555&lng=-122.76870117187501&zoom=14.640465566779964

R: 2 / I: 2

///

>femboyzzzzzzz!!! I love femboyzzzz!!! you can't play nur games with nur joystick!!!
>mommy!!! mommy please dominate me!!! I wanna be dommed!!!
>I LOVE goths!! I need a goth girl bro!!!

The 'gram phenotype is detestable. They are knaves and caitiffs.

R: 3 / I: 1
Um 300pm during prime Amerimutt hours? What’s gong on

R: 7 / I: 1
i went on a nice walk today and MY dog kept barking at this WhIte FEmale so i Pulled hIm back aNd Kept hIm sitting until shE left

R: 7 / I: 2
jimbo

R: 27 / I: 9
IMPALE THIS FAGGOT ON A BIBISI
Gachaslop jewtuber. Xe makes everypedo cares about tranime EPI content on the 'tube and reposts lolis on xis clitter. Xe pumps out pedo slop content on a mass scale to turn all goyim into 'p loving tranny gooners.

>XIS SOCIALS
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ScrunklyDragon
Twitch: twitch.tv/scrunklydragon

R: 4 / I: 3
>39, btfoing nusois in threads that get delete
>The same ive been doing since 2020, so determined ain't I?
>I now get, sootists reminiscing me, although the only one who knows who I am is the eternal jew.
<Quote should ban me from /r9k/ permanently.
>I'll still be, posting coal bait threads long after this shit website dies
>but infinite reppeys is what I got from kuz who's mongolian like I am
>when your bait has been working since long before 4chan died, and every ipview has seen ur ip a thrembillion times
that's when you know this is for life.

R: 31 / I: 11
Is anything known about those who are above Quote. I believe there is something shady going on and Quote is just a puppet designed to keep us entertained. I think soyjak party is secretly owned by a large corporation, and my evidence for that is the apparent obsession of the administration with metrics such as PPH. Also how addictive the website is. There has to be someone above.

R: 7 / I: 2
I’m absolutely livid right now, and I can’t sit here silently while people make a damn mockery of Charlotte Fosgate’s life and death. For those who don’t know, Charlotte was a trans woman who tragically took her own life by jumping off the Portland Bridge, and instead of showing a shred of respect or decency, there are low-life scumbags out there turning her pain into a punchline. It’s sickening! How dare you sit behind your little keyboards or run your mouths at bars, cracking jokes about someone who was so clearly suffering, someone who felt so alone and broken that they saw no other way out. Do you have any idea what she might have gone through? The constant hate, the rejection, the disgust thrown at her just for existing as who she was? Trans people already face an uphill battle every single day—discrimination, violence, being ostracized by family and friends—and then they have to deal with vultures like you who think it’s hilarious to mock a person’s final, desperate act. You’re not funny; you’re pathetic. You’re the lowest of the low, feeding off someone else’s tragedy to make yourself feel superior for two seconds. Charlotte deserved better than this. She deserved compassion, understanding, and a world that didn’t chew her up and spit her out. And now, even in death, she can’t rest because of the vile garbage spewing from people’s mouths. I’m so enraged I can barely type straight every one of you who’s laughed at this, shared a meme, or made a snide comment, you’re part of the problem. You’re the reason people like Charlotte feel like they have nowhere to turn. You’re the reason the world is uglier than it needs to be. Stop hiding behind “it’s just a joke” or “get over it” your words have weight, and they cut deeper than you’ll ever admit. If you’ve got nothing kind to say, then shut the hell up. Let Charlotte’s memory be treated with the respect she was denied in life. I’m done with this cesspool of cruelty, and I swear, if I hear one more snicker about her, I’m gonna lose it even more than I already have. Just stop. Stop now.

R: 28 / I: 7

/pug/ push-up general

how MANY pushups have you done today?

R: 29 / I: 5
all of the recent 'ox threads either have relations to chibireviews or defending loliniggers, can we just do one big operation and 'ox all of them already? i'm tired of left wing niggers grifting as right wing because they think pedophilia is le keyed or something

R: 14 / I: 7
this place would have been much more wholesome if it didnt have so much hate speech

R: 24 / I: 2

'Jakked History CHANNEL

I made this SLOP: https://youtu.be/WEmKF83Dj9k

Gemmy, or Brimmy? let me know and like SUB if you like it o algo

R: 5 / I: 3
Why are troons so fucking ugly?

R: 28 / I: 11
Whats your favorite part of Iran history? To make this thread fagfree I exclude Pahlavi era and further. For me its Safavids, since Ismail I was pretty cool
>YOU KNOW NOTHING DEEP ABOUT IRAN HISTORY
Being nerd is unvalid btw

R: 12 / I: 0
Did you know nusois don't even pirate their movies and TV? Instead they pay to watch it on things like goyflix.

R: 0 / I: 0
test

R: 0 / I: 0

fl

she loves me, she loves me not,

R: 16 / I: 6
does anyone have that screenshot of a tranny saying something along the lines of
>i hate crossdressing because i look like le hecking transphobic soyboy wojack

R: 7 / I: 2

SNCA

'ello, my fellow 'teens, I had a moment of 'tism two days ago or so and i have decided to make a Warhammer 40k Space Marine chapter based on soyjaks. Here's what i got for now (pics related)

R: 6 / I: 0
Anyone else really enjoy a game, but got fed up with the retarded userbase and slowly turned into a griefer?

R: 4 / I: 1
Rape is bad

R: 30 / I: 10
I found the world's biggest retard.

R: 3 / I: 0
Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.

R: 2 / I: 2
A24 BACKROOMS MOVIE IS A SLOW BURN-CHEAP JUMPSCARE FREE-BONE CHILLING-KINO MOVIE

R: 21 / I: 4
I asked in the lecturer in today's machine learning class on diffusion models to generate gigafly

R: 84 / I: 56

Hoperald

After my month off of the soysphere I have come to a conclusion.
No one is going to save the website.
Why wait for a good admin to come in to bring "gemmy times" when WE can create the gemmy times?
There's too many 'teens crying instead of gegging
CREATE THE GEMS YOU WISH TO SEE
IT'S NEVER OVER

R: 0 / I: 0

BWC bull son or aids

R: 45 / I: 11
Nusois… What is this?

R: 10 / I: 3
who tf is "triso"
no arrow because I look like that

R: 1 / I: 0
what are your fetishes

R: 18 / I: 2
HOP ON NIGGERS WERE PLAYING FISTFUL OF FRAGS

170.205.28.85

R: 7 / I: 2

wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords

This is a story dedicated to the memory of Quote. Rest in peace, we won't forget about you, fucking nigger.
Once upon a time there was a man who liked to spam coal, but he got too known to spam brimstone so he begged his daddy froot to give him admin and started spamming bait like there was no tomorrow. Left all the faggots, cacas and browns behind, was the wisest decision he ever made but the dumbest thing he ever did was then inviting infinity immigrants onto the sharty. I still remember back when he was a new namebrap, and I remember when he got permabanned for his coal, I was right there laughing when I heard the news, I just wish Froot never reinstated you.
Remember back in 2024 like right before DOLL gave the site to Root and right before Root gave it to Froot? Or even further back in 2022 when Kuz was shitfling with Kaguya and destroying our log, a little man named mud joined the site and the site was posting gems again and again. And then they shut down the site but then brought back the shit, now it's ridiculous and ran by a dickless piece of shit. I liked quote initially, and then he went on a temper tantrum with limeaids, like he was mad that people actually use his website or something. Man I wish I was admin, I could be an angry faggot too, then I could go around posting coal every day like you and I also wouldn't know what to do. Plus I can develop better than you, and I don't fucking code. And probably run the website better, and I've never fucking touched a server. But I'm not actually mad at you, I'd piss on the log too if I was you, once this becomes the next long dead website I will think of you, and maybe that will help me know what it's like to waste my life.

R: 26 / I: 4
i just made this shit song

When I was just a nusoicuck I used to love the raids,
Funny 'oxes, leaky troons, and even some limeade
When I went on to the catty, one ban evader said
"Them raiders are all darkies, tell me, are you a long-dead websitecuck?"

Well I didn't know what he meant, my skin ain't even brown,
My eyes are blue as the morning sky, like everyone in town
So I went and asked the janny why he called me "long-dead websitecuck",
The janny reppeyed to my post and this is what was spoke:

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

When I was doing raids, I had troubles I suppose
When someone called me a troon and told me to go rope
Or tried to call me nigger or a tranny from 4cuck
And when I baited them back they called me a long-dead websitecuck!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

When I was posting on the board, one thread that I made
Had a few derailers, and they really made me rage
And when they tried to slide my thread, I posted bumps and said
"You long-dead websitecucks must have something wrong in the head!"

But you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

Well I just kept on metawhining, what else can you do?
You gonna let the QDL walk all over you?
My friends said you'll get banned talking shit about them
I should be so lucky, buddy, this 'log has no gems!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've baited or metawhined, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or bait that guy instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

We'll I've been on this site since Soot was paying the bills,
And when I see the brimmy log, why it gives me chills
And I'll keep on posting gems for as long as this site's up,
But it looks like Quote has other plans, because he is a fuck up!

Well you ain't done nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck,
If you've said QLMJEYLA, you're bound to hear it said
So you might as well ignore it, or fight back instead
'Cause you ain't been doing nothing if you ain't called a long-dead websitecuck!

R: 2 / I: 0
quote what were you thinking choosing this brimstone as the dailyjak?

R: 220 / I: 50

Pikky dox thread (pedophile femboy)

Pikky/Piksy is a pedophile furfag femboy that has 14 known victims

(source: https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1K6cdw9Fr-5Ru4f2TgToXouVCqulHTkZz)

This pedo is a continuing danger to children (his own words btw) and continues to have a platform despite this. He's also a lolifag and is beefing with schlep for "talking to children" (despite doing it himself)

Dox this pedofag now nusois, he needs to be ((shut down))

links:
xitter: https://x.com/pikkysilly
card: https://pikky.carrd.co/
DER 'CORD http://discord.gg/pikky

R: 3 / I: 1
Kill all troonslop and kill all jews

R: 14 / I: 3
new toss and oreos

R: 16 / I: 3

This conversation partially (maybe) happened

>Hey anon look at this new 'ox
So what? You sent 3 'zas to the wrong address whilst 2 samefags watched.
>Nuh uh it was the right address
Well it did nothi-
>IT WAS STILL A WINRAID THO, YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST A SNCA DEMORALIZING NUSOI ANYWAY
No I just know that does literally nothing, he's still posting.
>Yeah right, time to negrobump this thread, where's my fucking wiki page at?
It was made over an hour ago, it's just SNCA.
>Time to make infinity edits to btfo him
You have access to his accounts shouldn't you get rid of-
>I don't think so, now negrobump this thread whilst I make some SNCA
But you said you actually cared-
>Who said? Have you tried getting your eyes checked?

R: 24 / I: 5
Do you know how embarrassing it is to open the sharty in class and have everyone behind you behold this shit

R: 3 / I: 1
the ui for nusoi sucked ass glad its back to the old one now

R: 2 / I: 2
Nu-hunkydance

R: 4 / I: 2
Does anyone have the
>let it go bruh it's over
meme with FNF Pedo?

Thanks in advance

R: 0 / I: 0
ermm why is my board filled with niggers????

R: 36 / I: 4

A girl asked me to watch Amazing Digital Circus to talk about it with her.

Can any of you tell me what it's about? It seems like the kind of thing you'd know about.

R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we start our SS + GOMAD /soy/ journey to look like the grey buff man

R: 1 / I: 0
>https://soybooru.com/
>variant:cobson bbc
Yvp. It's kino time.

R: 15 / I: 3
Are any other 'teens at the Seattle Airport right now?

R: 3 / I: 1
>niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay
niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay niggas weird niggas gay

R: 2 / I: 1
Monster energy in my head and in my veins

R: 16 / I: 8
Even the ugliest tranny is beautiful in her transness

R: 3 / I: 0
https://www.deviantart.com/velentrementh/art/Friend-support-1284490369

how many of these faggots are there again it seems like a trillion

R: 43 / I: 18
Remember this image from the 'ki?
Well it turns out the first plane has hit the towers.
It's time to 'ox.
https://soatok.blog/2024/09/30/why-are-furry-conventions-offering-hiv-testing-to-attendees/
https://furry.engineer/@soatok/116321104173678252, how could you tell?

R: 5 / I: 3
cuckold goyim pigs deserve to be psyopped into fighting all of israels wars so we don't need another draft and all us who don't want to fight and die in any wars can live in peace.

R: 14 / I: 1
Thinking about a new gameshow. Maybe it'd be called Know Your Limits. Every week, a TERF would be brought on. She'd be lured in with two promises; a huge cash reward for selling out her dignity, and the fact that she'd get to set one limit. Maybe she'd say no anal. Maybe she'd set piss as her limit. Maybe she's fine with anything physical, but draws the line at people making fun of her ideology. Regardless, she's introduced, the audience is told what her limit is…. and then the wheel is brought out. Before anything starts, the TERF has to spin the wheel. 4 of the 5 sections are green, and if it lands on any of them, she'll be subjected to a degrading gangbang, for sure, but her limit will be respected and she'll earn herself a big cash prize on the way out. If it lands on that 1 red space of 5 though? Her limits inverts, and she gets to enjoy a 50 minute gangrape with her limit as a centerpiece. No anal? They spread her legs, slap an 'Anal Only' piece of tape over her cunt, and by the end of the show her ass is gaping. No piss? Every member of the audience will have their turn to soak her.

R: 3 / I: 1

What are your thoughts on simulating ecosystems? (example: channels like AntsCanada)

R: 6 / I: 1
formerly fat sois
how did it feel to lose all the weight?

R: 11 / I: 2
look at this shit and tell me it looks good, because it doesn't.

it looks STUPID. they both look like they have gay man tits. Why would a man need tits you could stick your gross gay cobson pecker in between?

These physiques are NOT functional, notice how none of these bodybuilder cucks ever enter the bozing ring? maxing strength of the anterior chain INTERFERES with power generated by the posterior chain to hit people with your fists, plus fast-twitch dominant anterior chain = NO STAMINA, bodybuilder cucks gas out SUPER quickly doing literally anything.

R: 12 / I: 1
I put pringles on a pizza with shrimp

R: 161 / I: 46
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

R: 8 / I: 4
Geg euroGODS have completely given up on this website 300 PPH at 8pm, just shut it down

R: 25 / I: 14
I just tried to pick up this girl I like at the mall. I asked if she would be the approval to my pending media, and she ran away screaming. I think she likes me.

R: 15 / I: 4
I goon to Bernd unironically

R: 14 / I: 5
???????

R: 3 / I: 2
nu giga

R: 6 / I: 1
Just found the next SoyCon meetup location

R: 41 / I: 11
<2021
>SOOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /B/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2022
>KUZ IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /RAID/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2023
>DOLL IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /BP/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2024
>FROOT IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /INCEL/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
<2025
>QUOTE IS RUINING THE FUCKING SITE HE DELETED /NATE/, THE 'LOG IS FULL OF BAIT AND THE SITE IS FUCKING DYING
Do you ever tire of this?

R: 5 / I: 2

Norwegian Furry faggot who draws EPi tranny femboy inflation slop

NORWEGIAN FURRY PEDO WHO MAKES GAY EPI UNDERAGE FEMBOY ‘P SCAT INFLATION FILTH
Roboy Thor is a norwegian furry faggot who makes a lot of fetish “art” of troonslop underage femboy boob inflation. He is a legit nordic pedophile. Fox this bigger right nigger right now I want him lynched
LINKS TO HIS ACCOUNTS (WARNIN:DISGUSTING EPI FEMBOY INFLATION FETISH SHIT)
https://web-cdn.bsky.app/profile/roboy-thor.bsky.social
https://www.deviantart.com/roboy-thor
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/thorstone/

R: 41 / I: 6
new 'toss

R: 7 / I: 3
>be me
>go outside
>see a cool person
>i tap his shoulder
>he runs away


Why?

R: 14 / I: 5
Nusois. How do I trim my ass?

R: 24 / I: 13
post redditeralds ITT

R: 4 / I: 3
I had diarrhea about an hour ago and the poop got caught on hairs in my ass, that poop then solidified and now there's just poop stuck in my ass.

R: 3 / I: 1
What's Shotjak trying to tell you?

R: 6 / I: 1
>Wanted to buy a j󠀀arty mug to drink my tea out of for shits and giggles
>It's 32 DOLLARS
wtf why does a MUG cost this much? that's a straight up scam

R: 13 / I: 6
do you guys like my song

R: 0 / I: 0
im aryan btw

R: 30 / I: 12

I had this weird dream about sharty

I had this weird fucking dream last night where soyjakparty added a new /bat/ tab for bat people, not furfags or cosplayers, real life, anthropomorphic bat people, and they were very racist and closed off from the rest of the boards, purely sticking to their own board and rarely posting on the others, where they would talk about bat-stuff and bat-politics and they would constantly shit on humans calling them "Higgers" or "Hukes" (human kikes) and so in retaliation anytime a bat person would post on any other board they would be bombarded with this image

R: 3 / I: 0
total amerikike death
also im trans

R: 2 / I: 0
>i'm trans btw
the shitskins on the 'ru are discussing who of them is going to draw an upskirt view (or however that's called) of tama

R: 20 / I: 2
does anyone else just find female youtubers intolerable? if i click on a video from a channel i haven't seen before and it happens to be made by a roastie, chances are i will be clicking off in the first ten seconds. there's something demeaning and irritating about being spoken to by a female who i know would never even spit in my direction in real life lecturing me about some overblown 4chan creepypasta from 11 years ago

R: 18 / I: 5
there’s this pooner at my Public university I attend and xe had a mental breakdown because xe had to write a lab report
they were crying for a good 10 minutes straight

R: 6 / I: 1
yet another thread slid for no good reason

R: 1 / I: 0
Clamstaples is coming and it is coming

R: 8 / I: 3
Did anybody notice Jannies have started 'nishing shit stuff as replies and posts when they break no rules and they feel like it? FUCK QUOTE FUCK QUOTE

R: 0 / I: 0
>gigachad
>subvariant:muscular_chud
and yet still no
<gigachud

R: 6 / I: 0
why are all of these disabled retards on my instagram reels feed gay?

R: 33 / I: 8
aryan garry newman is releasing s&box soon

R: 7 / I: 1
This website is getting boring
I joined three weeks ago and my interest is fading.

R: 5 / I: 2
i think i just cracked the code for giga gifs being deleted, the nsfw filter is deleting giga because hes shirtless and the filter thus thinks that theres a pair of tits

R: 7 / I: 2
Why do jannies approve 2d zoophilia?

R: 2 / I: 0

LOST MEDIARINO THREAD

any lost medias you vividly remember?
mine was a smosh video involving FNAF
where ian and anthony came to kill the animatronic but it's just some guy in the costume or soemthing

R: 4 / I: 2
I feel like smoking my pipe, but its kinda late.

R: 14 / I: 1
Isn't it a little pedocoded that people consider the cacacaust a bad thing? Why would you want children involved in this culture

R: 8 / I: 2
Have you guys ever tried chewing penises that are covered in shit

R: 6 / I: 2
is heterosexual anal sex as bad as faggotry?

R: 5 / I: 0

Quote should force everyone to give their drivers license instead of a captcha

If you cannot drive, you are either a child or mentally a child which breaks the rules.

R: 11 / I: 2
Would you date a blak girl

R: 1 / I: 0

Looking for a gem help me find it

Does anyone have the ai video of hunky twink sex machine saying “it’s the long-dead website’s fault. . They made me leak, they made me leak dis is fuggen epi” while being dragged into a police car by two police officers.

Does anyone have it? I need it

R: 6 / I: 0
list of shit we URGENTLY need to wipe off the face of the earth
-leebait (bait in general too but its not as urgent)
-FPE (and the nojak nameroll effect too)
-that fuckass video and gif of logan paul dabbing
-soyniqua
-sexualizing soytan
-/a/
-low quality 'zellig posts (high quality ones can stay)

R: 0 / I: 0
https://www.gymbow.co.uk/
wanna visit jimbo?

R: 0 / I: 0
i had an odd dream.
i woke up in some old, creaky house with brown floorboards and a grimey, slimy brown paint smeared on the walls. i was a child in this dream, and had a hard time reaching the doorknob to the outside. once i got out there, it was a dark forest. the sun was gone. i began walking down the straight path leading out from the mouth of the home, and along the way found a man hanging from a tree. i couldn't see the tops of trees, but the man yet still hanged. he wore a transgender pride shirt, had ruffled, thinning purple hair and cheap dollar general makeup on. i was freaked out and continued running deeper into the forest. more trees bore these men, the rope buried in the endless bush high above their stalks. eventually, every tree had a hanging man. eventually, i climbed onto one of their dead, rotting bodies and swung on it, just like the tire swing i had as a child. then, i woke up.
what is the meaning of this? award

R: 2 / I: 2
Have you remembered 〠.m4, it's similar to 'g but it makes your screen glitch and flicker, I remembered seeing the video in 2024 and the thumbnail was a yellow box.

R: 2 / I: 1
v

R: 28 / I: 24
do nubats really?

R: 1 / I: 0
what

R: 17 / I: 9
Let me tell you guys about a new species of soyteen
Furteens
Literally furries that use this site. They exist on the cord and a lot more places as well

R: 7 / I: 0
Have I been shadowbanned from the sharty?

R: 40 / I: 12

Drawing... BUT TOGETHER!

https://magma.com/d/uFPCq10hcd
You vill need an acc to get in. Just use a throwaway email to get one
RULES:
No ruining somebody elses yum
No r*cism
No tr*nsophobia
And absolutely no s*yjaks (r*ght wing d*g whistle)

Pepe is allowed



Dont be afraid of drawing something badly. First step to learn art is to enjoy making it. In fact, just make it what you consider "bad" (just dont ruin canvas with huge brushes please)

R: 7 / I: 2
Snoot game is winner

R: 1 / I: 1
I need some gegralds images to btfo outta of some Obessed anti polish commiepedotroon Colombian nationalist on instagram

R: 2 / I: 0
I remember years ago I was in a chat room talking to a friend about porn. He told me that he only wanks to video porn, and pictures don’t do it for him. This was in the days when it took 4 hours to download a video. I thought to myself, what a snobby cunt.

And obviously in time, he was right. Who wanks to photos anymore? I mean, sure it’s do-able – but why would you? I think it’s going to be the same for VR Porn real soon.

I managed to get VR porn working on my vive this week, having failed in all my attempts previously. It turned out to be pretty simple. Just download the SteamVR version of Whirligig, get some VR porn, jack in and jack off.
Eye Contact

You know how sometimes you’re walking down the street and a stranger looks at you in the eyes, and you momentarily think “fuck”, before one of you quickly looks somewhere else. VR porn gives me that feeling. It’s really unsettling at first until your brain convinces itself it’s a video.
Role reversal

I experienced what it’s like to be licked out by a man, and then later squirt about 3 pints of clear liquid on his back. You might have thought that you could imagine this stuff previously, but now you can actually experience it. It’s unsettling at first, but then you can convince your brain that it’s fine, that you’re louis theroux investigating something, and then it’s all ok.
Mess

Have you ever jacked off and then not looked at where the cum is going. Maybe when you were younger, into a sock. But nowadays you probably ejaculate into a tissue or toilet roll. Ejaculating into toilet roll blindfolded is something you’re going to have to get good at – because if you’re not you’re going to be throwing a lot of fish smelling keyboards away.
Why do I care?

I like jacking off. It’s a part of my life. This is the first time I’ve seen something in VR that could genuinely enhance my day to day life. This proves that there’s a use for it. And that makes me really happy, and really excited for the future.

R: 32 / I: 9
foids should genuinely just kill themselves if they somehow genuinely become involuntary celibate.

only men can truly suffer. most of us will NEVER EVER have a girlfriend in our entire lives.

total foid death

R: 0 / I: 0
i just made this shit song

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started, wait
The Earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (We built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery
That all started with the Big Bang (Bang)

R: 2 / I: 0

How do you brew your pu-erh?

I tend to do it in a teapot but i wanna try the gaiwan style of brew

R: 1 / I: 0
Its…colorful giag!

R: 5 / I: 0
get

R: 53 / I: 13
foids do not feel empathy, and they do not feel any guilt or remorse when they cheat on you, they think cheating on you makes her more attractive to you.

God designed foids solely to cuck you to increase male suffering on earth because being forced to live on earth wasn't unbearable enough as it is.

R: 0 / I: 0
Howard Hughes here
AMA

R: 40 / I: 10
i am experiencing extreme boredom right now, provide ideas for fun activities i can do, please

R: 1 / I: 0
If you’ve been using this website since 2022 and are still here I’m going to assume you’re a loser tbh

R: 6 / I: 3
i'm a bat AMA

R: 3 / I: 1

==are fractals sharty culture?=•

R: 28 / I: 5
Who tf is froot

R: 7 / I: 1

gif

does have the gigachad wearing soyjak as a mask gif?

R: 2 / I: 1
Video thread

R: 3 / I: 3
rape is funny

R: 0 / I: 0
Do you guys remember kefalas

R: 5 / I: 1
Nigga is such a good word to use in general. It has so much variety it’s probably my favourite word now

R: 4 / I: 2
fuggen jerdee

R: 9 / I: 4
HWABAG

R: 0 / I: 0
Hot Sauce moved onto better things, have you?

R: 2 / I: 0
We need to do a meetup at the toon bridge

R: 5 / I: 1

Do you ever just wonder how you were even born?

Think about it, in your entire family line, every single time the exact person who was born had to win the race all the way down to you. The odds of that is fucking insane. And even from an atheist point of view (ev&doe I'm not one) the sheer luck of the universe going from fish to humans today is wild. We have to be living in a simulation

R: 0 / I: 0

Brimstone

Content Warning: glowing brimstone ahead

R: 23 / I: 7
Do goyim really…

R: 30 / I: 7
OYYYYYYYYYYYY

R: 14 / I: 8
Nusoi—I-WAIT IS THAT RABBIT HOLE IN THE SUBREDDIT PFP OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE I CANT STOP GOONING

R: 0 / I: 0
Soyquoting the most deranged retards we can find on 4cuck thread
>

R: 4 / I: 1
the bible and every instance of its likeness is such a fucking miserable joke, the fact it's got such a chokehold from nation to nation makes me sick, people constantly changing or going back on their word to fit their corrupted world view and narrative, doing basic things the original texts would consider blasphemy like fucking breathing or pissing or bleeding the "wrong" way as if you don't all die the same
<i drew yuor religion as the ugly chud and mien is da gigachad!!1!1! i sucking the dick of some dead guy nailed to a piece of wood who was likely a nophono distorted by schizophrenic he-said-she-said-bullshit
i think it's a fucking miracle we can even agree on using clocks to tell time.
<what do you gain from the metawhining nuswa?
nothing, i'm just so fucking tired.

R: 7 / I: 2
>vidrel is related
We should send 'zas to the white housebecause donald trump made my clitty leak.
Name: Donald J Trump
Location: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 20500.

R: 0 / I: 0
do this

R: 8 / I: 2
Being with a BBC (all white women crave it some way or another) has many perks but comes with its own set of problems

R: 49 / I: 6
Type "Quote ##" in the subject field

R: 2 / I: 1
Jannies are deleting bait but they also deleted my thread that wasnt bait

R: 5 / I: 1
nusoi here, AMA

R: 23 / I: 4
I tried tranimating today

R: 15 / I: 4
YOOOOO WHO MADE THIS

R: 1 / I: 0
ITT WE DOX QUOTE
>why?
For being a furnigger and trying to kill the sharty. For those who don't know, Quote is the admin of the website soyjak.st and he is actively killing that website. We need to do a rescue operation on the users of soyjak.st (who call themselves soyteens) by doxxing quote.
Learn moar:
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Quote
https://soyjakwiki.org/Quote

R: 3 / I: 2
>>>/news/ 25000 get inbound btw

R: 3 / I: 1
nusois i drink so much coca cola i feel like im turning into a meximutt

R: 16 / I: 0
Xitter is even more unusable than usual (a feat in of itself)
Recommend avoiding.

R: 19 / I: 1
/rape/ IS FUCKING REAL fuggen jerdee

R: 4 / I: 0
good morning soyjak.party i love cheddar

R: 8 / I: 0
how come all of these financially successful foids aren't all becoming mommies to unemployed NEETs?

hypergamy is real. foids love having one night stands the most. women would rather give birth to a son so they can mutilate his genitalia (circumcision, because foids are the israel's bestest goycattle), and mentally/emotionally abuse it so it grows up gay and weak.

R: 35 / I: 29
ITT we soyquote overused video game fun facts
>DID YOU KNOW???? If you stand idle for too long in Sonic that he jumps off THE SCREEN?!

R: 5 / I: 1
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:
1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.
5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.
6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.
7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.
I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed. o algo

R: 17 / I: 1
New stonetoss fresh off the presses

R: 5 / I: 2
> I FUCKING love science
Can you even imagine
Way back in the past when
We thought that storms were caused by petty gods
Fighting on top of a mountain
And yeah, I like a good story
But eventually it's gonna bore me
If it doesn't have that truth
That incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof
I FUCKING love science
And I FUCKING love Charles Darwin
Cause I don't think it's bold to question what you're told
If you're told the world's a thousand years old
There's nothing here to argue against
It's a process not an ideology
And I FUCKING love science

R: 1 / I: 0
cat

R: 3 / I: 1
dead site, nophono fell for my bait

R: 1 / I: 1
New soils weren't even around for root…
JSID AT THIS POINT

R: 9 / I: 0
ITT we try and raid this website. The main problems we face is that it is incredibly difficult to make an account, requiring valid .edu emails aswell as addresses (albeit we can spoof those, just use random ones in the united states). The website is pretty active today despite being over 22 years old.

R: 13 / I: 8
tamad

R: 3 / I: 1
Telephono.

R: 4 / I: 0
She killed my cats.
We were in different states because of a work vacation. I went to visit as a surprise, and they were gone.
She said she didn't want to be responsible for them, so she took them to the vet and had them put to sleep.
Never said a word about it. Never said she couldn't watch them any more. Never gave me the opportunity to pick them up.
God, I feel so empty.

R: 56 / I: 6
KIWIFARMS IS THE REASON WHY SHARTY IS DYING. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING. WE DO NOT CARE. WE DO NOT MIND. AND WE DO NOT HAVE RIVALS. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANTI-LOLCOW GOSSIP WEBSITE. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO NULL, YOUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR. OR PERISH FOREVER IN YOUR SO-CALLED "NIGGERHELL." YOU SOYJAKFAGS HAVE BEEN LITTERING THE INTERNET WITH YOUR AUTISTIC SLANG AND TERMINOLOGIES AND INFLUENCES. YOU MAKE GEN-Z SLANG SOUND GOOD IN COMPARISON.

R: 12 / I: 0
geg idiot scammer clicked on my cob soy link, what can i do with his IP?

R: 4 / I: 3
I want to lick tgirl cum

R: 6 / I: 0
noticing an abundance of htsm namerolls right now

R: 10 / I: 2

Average post on /bat/ for some fucking reason

"My bat sister just started dating a higger, its so over, she's wasting her aryan vampire bat genes on some dirty human man, that will give her up for a human foid, what do /bat/"

R: 486 / I: 89

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 547 / I: 253

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 549 / I: 112
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 405 / I: 297
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

R: 181 / I: 86
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 485 / I: 196

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 146 / I: 43

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

R: 123 / I: 22

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

R: 81 / I: 14

Continuation of the thread about making a scp (but with ids)

previous thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/15283549.html#15285107
for those that are new and can't be bothered to read the previous thread, we are trying to make a nophono scp and upload it on the scp wiki
we already have the base idea but we just need to make a sandbox entry and accounts so we can all collectively edit together

R: 801 / I: 353

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.